If it is funny, it is still the comic attribute of the red-nosed Uncle Chen who is more powerful, Shen Lang made up his mind and followed Uncle Chen into the offering hall again.

"The demons are dancing."

"You two boys are really not worrying!"

You say a word to me,

Uncle Nine and Uncle Shi stepped forward,

Qiusheng's pretended zombie escaped from the trap and ran to Uncle Nine,

Shen Lang hurriedly prompted, "Master, don't fight!" It was autumn ......"

Still didn't have time,

Uncle Shi raised his hand to hold Qiusheng's arm,

Uncle Nine directly knocked Qiusheng down with a straight punch,

Uncle Shi took advantage of the situation and stepped on Qiusheng's face with his Hong Kong feet that he hadn't cleaned in 82 years!

Shen Lang covered his face in embarrassment, "Qiusheng, you are too miserable......"

Qiusheng's smoked eyes were full of stars, and he called for help, "Master, it's me!" And Uncle Shi, your feet are too smelly! ”

Uncle Shi let go of his feet and said proudly, "What do you know, this is called the charm of a man!" ”

[Funny value increased by 1, currently 8/100]

Uncle Nine shook his head again and again, "It's not enough to succeed, it's more than enough to lose!" ”

Let go of Qiusheng, Uncle Jiu, Uncle Shi, and Shen Lang seal together!

Uncle Nine is right-handed,

Uncle Shi is left-handed,

I always feel that something is wrong after the seal......

Shen Lang prompted, "Uncle Shi, your fingers should be opened." ”

Uncle Shi coughed dryly, "Ahem...... I know...... Just give you juniors a bad example! ”

Then the three of them bit their fingers together,

Use fingertip blood to seal the zombie's action!

Shen Lang bit it, but he didn't bite it, but his fingers hurt badly, "Hiss...... It's obviously easy to bite in the movie...... It's so hard when it's your turn. ”

Uncle Shi glanced at Shen Lang, "Wencai, are you okay?" If not, don't get in the way. ”

Shen Lang put his heart sideways,

Successfully bit the middle finger with tiger teeth,

Fingertips swishing with blood......

In fact, after the bite is broken, it doesn't hurt so much.

The main thing is to see if people have the courage to really bite down.

Uncle Nine said lightly, "Wencai, what are you doing biting your fingers?" ”

Shen Lang was stunned, "Help subdue the zombies?" ”

Uncle Nine sighed, "You are not good at learning arts, you can't do Taoism, and your blood can't work." ”

Shen Lang was completely speechless......

I desperately bit my fingers......

What the hell is the picture?

[Funny value plus 2, currently 10/100]

But the zombies still have to be subdued,

Eight zombies smell human breath,

Jumping up and down......

They don't move very flexibly.

And it's surprisingly slow!

Uncle Nine and Uncle Shi take the lead,

stretched out his legs and kicked over the two zombies that came to him,

Shen Lang shook his fingers,

Follow behind Uncle Shi and lay hands,

By the way, collect a Ha funny value~

Uncle Shi dragged a zombie's arm,

The backhand is pointed at the center of the opponent's eyebrows,

The zombie then froze and didn't move.

Shen Lang was amazed when he watched from the side,

When you watch a movie, you may not notice much,

The body of this spotted zombie is actually tilted,

The whole person was diagonally in the air but didn't smash down!

It seems that as long as it is caught by the blood of the fingertips of the cultivators,

Zombies can't move in any position.

Uncle Shi's blow worked,

When you get up, you are careless,

was choked by the zombie who pounced on him,

Uncle Shi's painful tongue spit out, "Ahem...... Wencai helps......"

"Good!"

Saving people's hearts,

Shen Lang went up and kicked the zombie angrily,

As a result, because the other party's claws strangled Uncle Shi's neck,

This zombie was kicked to the ground with his uncle,

At this time, the zombies are below, and Uncle Shi is above,

Two big men, no, one with a stiff mouth in close contact with each other.

"Ahem...... Damn it! Wencai, you guy! ”

Shen Lang didn't even have eyes, it's too spicy, is the male version of the deadlock?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Uncle Shi turned over,

A finger poked at the zombie's head,

Finally gave the zombie who deprived him of his first kiss.

[Funny value increased by 3, currently 13/100]

Shen Lang muttered, "This collection of funny values is really a bad taste......

Spit and wipe his mouth, Uncle Shi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Shen Lang, because Uncle Nine had already gone crazy in the confession hall, and those poor zombies were beaten by Uncle Nine.

'Boom~'

A young zombie was slapped out by Uncle Jiu's Hercules palm, and the next second the offering table was smashed by him.

Uncle Shi looked worried, "Senior brother, you have to be merciful!" ”

Rushing over in three steps, the zombie squatting on the ground was covered with a lot of broken muscles and bones, and even his hands were dislocated.

Uncle Shi squatted on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, playing with the weak claws of the zombie cub, "Senior brother, you are too heavy, you have been beaten into boneless chicken feet......"

Uncle Nine didn't say anything, got up and fought again,

Flew and kicked over a zombie that wanted to escape,

"Wow! Brother! I don't need your boss to make a move, just let me come! ”

Uncle Shi hurriedly dragged the zombie backwards,

This can avoid Uncle Nine's next fist.

Shen Lang has not been idle,

It's a good idea to gain experience by fighting zombies in advance.

Shen Lang grabbed the last zombie,

After a meal, I didn't feel any difficulty,

It is...... It's just that my hand hurts a little......

shook his reddened fist,

Shen Lang grinned in pain,

"It feels like my fists are all hitting the wall, these zombies' defenses are too perverted."

Uncle Shi was excited again, "Wencai! Stop it! These are my valued customers! ”

rushed over to snatch the zombie, and made a mistake in his busyness, and when Uncle Shi poked his finger up, the zombie bit back and clamped Uncle Shi's finger!

Uncle Nine sighed,

personally stepped forward and stabbed the zombie in the eyebrows,

"Senior brother, they have no humanity, and they don't need to be merciful."

The zombie fell, and a denture fell out of its mouth, and Uncle Shi looked at the thing caught in his finger and was speechless, "Ah...... Actually with dentures...... Damn, I'll help you, and you'll bite me. ”

Whoosh...... [Funny Value 17/100]

Uncle Shi complained, "The limbs are complete, and the objects are not in order, senior brother, how can you let me explain to the owner when the time comes." ”

Uncle Chen is engaged in the industry of driving away zombies.

It's his mission to send these zombies back to their homeland.

It was a great task, and it was a time when transportation was not convenient.

Sometimes it's so difficult to even get back to the roots......

Uncle Nine glared at Qiusheng, "Qiusheng, why are you stunned?" When you change your clothes, come and help! People of this age still love to play pranks! ”

Qiusheng walked over with his head down, "Oh......"

Four people together,

Eight poor zombies were quickly relocated,

Light the lantern and paste the rune paper,

Eight good zombies who are obedient and sensible.

Shen Lang muttered softly, "It's strange, it's strange, it's weird, I offended a lot just now, if you have a grudge, go find Qiusheng." ”

Qiusheng pushed Shen Lang, "You...... Wencai, I found out that you have gone bad lately! ”

"Hey~"

Uncle Shi changed into a bright yellow celestial master uniform,

Holding the flag and complaining,

"You two bunny cubs, do you need to make fun of my customers?"

"Okay, no need to explain, I'm leaving, if I stay any longer, my customers will be scattered by you before they are in the ground."

Uncle Jiu's face was also a little embarrassed, "Senior brother, stay a few more days." ”

"Okay, okay, senior brother, there will be a period later!"

"Well, there will be a date later!"

Opening the door, Uncle Shi walked in front with a bell, and the zombies behind him jumped crookedly.

Shen Lang felt festive just by looking at it,

Because these zombies have just been beaten by Uncle Nine,

Even jumping is a problem now......