Chapter 399 - Modern Version of Sweeping ...... Aunt
Lu Liang and Xia He looked at each other.
For the delay in the return of their subordinates, they thought about many possibilities, such as being unlucky to meet someone who knows everything and being arrested.
For another example, Shen Xinjue is actually a hard stubble, or the author calculated that Shen Xinjue was in trouble and made arrangements in advance.
Even, considering that the pursuit of the whole sex is "the fidelity of the whole sex, not the form of things", maybe the hands will pat their heads and not mix with them.
Lu Liang and Xia He thought a lot, but they didn't expect that their subordinates were actually treated as thieves and made an aunt stunned.
If this is going to be spread, the whole sex has no face, even if it is Liu Yanyan, who wants to join the whole sex, it is estimated that she is ashamed to be together.
It's a shame!
However, what kind of aunt can knock down a not-too-weak Inhuman with a broom, so that she can't wake up now?
Thinking of this, Xia He couldn't help but ask the bald man before: "Handsome guy, who is Aunt Liu?" ”
"Aunt Liu is ...... Look, over there, the aunt standing with the police and holding a broom in her hand is Aunt Liu. Sister, may I ask what your name is...... Can you add a WeChat with me? After the bald man finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and looked at Xia He expectantly.
However, Xia Heli ignored him and walked directly to Aunt Liu.
At this time, Aunt Liu was arguing with the police: "Comrade policeman, he is touching porcelain!" It's definitely a touch of porcelain! Look at my broom, how does it look like it can break people? ”
"He was indeed unconscious."
"What a thief does, can you believe it? He must have been caught by me, didn't want to go to jail, and wanted to blackmail me, deliberately pretending to be unconscious.
I've seen a lot of news like this, wasn't there a thief a few days ago who fell down the stairs because he ran away and fell into a cripple, and he wanted compensation from the people chasing him? And some time ago, there was a thief who was hit by a car while escaping, and the person who stole it also had to lose money.
It's not that I said you, comrade policeman, blame you for your connivance, and sentence the good people to pay money, so that they are lawless! If you want me to say, this thief must be pretending, if not pretending, he deserves it!
Anyway, it's impossible to lose money, if you want me to lose money, I'll steal things in the future, and I'm caught pretending to be unconscious, and the person who wants to arrest me loses money! ”
"Auntie, we are the police, no matter how ...... punished"
"I don't care, you either arrest him or arrest me, I won't lose a penny anyway!" Aunt Liu said loudly.
Xia He listened to a few words, unconsciously activated his ability, and was about to ask Aunt Liu how she caught her stupid men.
She observed it just now, no matter how she looks at it, this aunt doesn't look like an alien, including the broom in the aunt's hand, it can't be more ordinary, and she really doesn't understand how the other party knocked the alien unconscious.
Who knows, before she could speak, the Qi on her body inexplicably went berserk, enveloping everyone.
"Oops!"
Although Xia He usually can't control his charm that has nowhere to place, it is the first time that he has suddenly exploded like now.
I don't know if these people who are seduced by her will do something crazy, in case......
There is no more in case.
Just when she felt worried and wondered whether to leave here first, Aunt Liu suddenly picked up the broom in her hand.
Xia He wanted to dodge, but for some reason, he suddenly lost control of his body, and when he saw the broom coming over, he immediately closed his eyes and fainted.
"Xia He!"
Not far away, Lu Liang hurriedly ran over, who knew that Aunt Liu was a ......
Poof!
Lu Liang and Xia He lay neatly together.
Aunt Liu: "......"
Police: "......"
After a long time, the policeman spoke: "Auntie." ”
"It's not me!" Aunt Liu hurriedly explained, "I don't know what happened just now, my body is out of control...... I didn't do it, I really didn't do it. ”
The policeman nodded again and again: "Understand, understand, you are out of conditioned reflex, subconsciously picking up the broom, in fact, there are many people like you, there is a feeling of involuntariness, you knocked the thief unconscious before, it is estimated that this is also the case." ”
"No, when I hit the thief, I didn't feel like I couldn't help myself, I wanted to fight myself, and then I did." Aunt Liu replied.
The policeman thought for a moment: "I understand! I didn't feel like I couldn't help myself before, but I also stunned people with a broom, which shows that you are not losing control of your body, but a conditioned reflex, just like muscle memory, the body reacts faster than the head. ”
"Is that so?"
"Definitely!"
"But, how can I use so much effort to stun people with a broom, and I can shoot them accurately?"
"I'm going to ask Auntie about this, may I ask Auntie, what kung fu do you usually practice?"
"Kung Fu? Just the one flying around on the TV? ”
"Almost."
"Nope. But ......"
Aunt Liu's sentence of "but" made the policeman's heart immediately come up, he had heard the seniors in the institute mention before, someone really knows kung fu, not the kind that deceives, but similar to the martial arts, and even more miraculous than it.
Could it be that Aunt Liu is a modern version of a sweeping monk, no, a sweeping aunt?
Thinking of this, he hurriedly asked, "But what?" ”
Aunt Liu: "However, every morning and evening, I go to the park to square dance, and occasionally play Tai Chi sword with others, I don't know if this counts?" ”
Square dancing shouldn't be counted, Tai Chi sword ......
Could it be that Aunt Liu stunned the two of them just now, using the Tai Chi Sword?
But her movements look unpretentious, just a casual shot, and there is no sense of movement at all.
Yes, she is a conditioned reflex, maybe she has practiced to the extreme, simplified the complex, and no longer stuck to moves, right?
The Tai Chi sword taught in the park turned out to be real kung fu!
The police were shocked.
Just when he was thinking about whether he should take the opportunity to apprentice, or report to the relevant departments to prohibit random faxing, a young man in a Taoist robe rushed over.
When the young man saw Xia He fall to the ground, his face suddenly changed, and he immediately helped Xia He's upper body up.
It wasn't until he confirmed that Xia He was still breathing, but he was unconscious for some reason, and even the Qi in his whole body seemed to be sealed, that he put Xia He down, stood up and said, "Who did this!" ”
The police were silent.
Aunt Liu smiled dryly: "Young man, who are you this girl?" This girl is pretty, but she doesn't seem to be in good shape, I just touched her lightly with a broom, and she fell to the ground. ”
"You did it?"
This young Taoist is the little uncle Zhang Lingyu, he heard Aunt Liu say this, but he didn't believe it.
Aunt Liu wished that he didn't believe it, but there were so many people at the scene that she couldn't deny it at all, so she had to continue to defend: "Young man, you really can't blame me, or you ask everyone, and this police comrade, I really didn't work hard because ...... What's the reflection? ”
"Conditioning." The police reminded her.
Aunt Liu: "Yes, I moved my hand because of a conditioned reflex." ”
Knee-jerk reaction?
Zhang Lingyu looked at it carefully, but she still couldn't see anything special about this aunt, considering that she took the initiative to stand up, and others did not deny it, so she had to give up:
"This senior, you can defeat Xia He and Lu Liang of the whole nature, you must not be an ordinary person, in the Lower Heavenly Master's Mansion Zhang Lingyu, may I ask where the predecessor is from?"
"Sect, what sect?" The aunt was a little confused, "I learned Tai Chi Sword ......"
"It turns out that the predecessors are from the Wudang faction."
Zhang Lingyu suddenly realized that if the other party was from the Wudang faction, it would not be surprising that he dared to do something to the whole person.
It's just that the Heavenly Master's Mansion and the Wudang faction are both righteous sects, and they know each other's roots, why has he never heard that Wudang has such a master?
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