Three big fools grinding and chirping around the round table,

Only Ah Ming looked nervous and protected Anne's side,

Shen Lang continued to rummage through boxes and cabinets......

In the end, I really gave up!

Behold the calendar on the wall,

Shen Lang's heart was slightly happy,

Nice calendar......

The old calendar has the protection of the twelve gods!

It is not impossible to use it as a carrier for the talisman!

It's better than using toilet paper~

Rip off a calendar......

Then he used the knife that had just cut his finger to make another cut......

Blood drips slowly,

Shen Lang quickly drew the retreat talisman on the calendar!

I looked at the front and back,

Look at this calendar......

Shen Lang felt a little bad,

You said that if this calendar had been painted with the twelve gods,

Even if you draw a God of Wealth...... The Lord of the Stove is also fine......

You're meow...... The characters on this new calendar are all handsome guys......

Hong Kong Island ...... in '99

Boss Xie's prestige is simply invincible!

Until...... Olympic games...... Ahem......

On the front of the calendar is the Ninth Uncle's retreat charm,

On the back of the calendar is a handsome photo of Brother Feng,

Shen Lang almost cried,

"There is one thing to say...... I'm afraid I don't have cerebral palsy to save my life by pointing to this thing......"

Everyone's mood is gradually relaxed,

They talked and laughed at the round table,

Shen Lang felt that he was the one who didn't fit in......

"Ruan Bishi, what are you doing there alone?"

Shen Lang's expression was sad, "I'm ...... Alas...... It's not okay to play graffiti for a while......"

The essential......

I still have a bit of a urgency to urinate......

Could it be that the feeling before the crossing has also been brought to ......?

Shen Lang sat at the round table very uncomfortably,

Anne still seems to be unsatisfied,

"We've played again, though...... I'm a little scared ......."

Armin shook his head nervously, "Annie, stop playing!" At least...... Don't play today......"

Shen Lang covered his stomach,

The expressions twisted together,

"Ah...... That's right, Annie, just listen to Amin, stop playing, I'll ...... I can't stand it! ”

Big B was happy, "Haha, Ruan Bishi, you will be scared too?" ”

Page and Big B are a couple,

Her husband and wife rose up,

"Hehe, Ruan Bishi, I could see that you were a coward when I played with the pen fairy before!"

Shen Lang: "......"

Inexplicably, I was ridiculed by these two goods,

Pen Immortal ...... Do you still play Pen Fairy?

Domestic horror movies are brought to fire by you people, right......

Amin cares about his friends,

He pressed his hand on Shen Lang's shoulder,

"Ruan Bishi, I see that your face is wrong, do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up?"

Shen Lang's expression was extremely ugly......

I'm going to be yelled at 'garbage' by you guys again,

I want to hold my urine again...... I can't live this day......

'Poof......' A crisp and audible sound came out of Shen Lang's lower body......

The smart music brings a hint of the smell of overnight dishes~

The scientific name for these sounds is - Fart!

Shen Lang's face became even worse,

His face was pale and pale......

Drops of sweat run down the neck......

Unexpectedly,

While holding the urine,

It also caused a fart to be strong!

Now it's not just as simple as a trumpet,

Even tubas are popping up!

This fart is too strong,

What people didn't realize at first

They all breathed with their noses up......

After noticing this strange smell......

Ah Ming silently took his hand away from Shen Lang's shoulder,

"...... you fart?"

Shen Lang was extremely embarrassed,

"Don't say it so crudely...... This is called exhausting arrow~"

Everyone exploded in an instant, uh,

Anne covered her nose,

"Oh, Ruan Bishi, you're so disgusting!"

Big B called out that he was fooled,

"Damn, didn't I take two puffs of nitrogen?!"

Page pushed Shen Lang in disgust,

"Go, go, go...... Hurry up to the bathroom...... I said you have such a bad complexion, what are you holding back! ”

Everyone laughs and laughs,

Armin turned on the headlights in the house,

Sufficient brightness...... The cold aura that was there before is gone!

Shen Lang couldn't hold it back,

Horse's ...... Die or die......

It's better to be scared to death by a ghost than to be suffocated by both large and small numbers!

"Poor hospitality...... Feel free to ...... I'm going to the toilet! ”

"Go, go, hahaha......"

Because of Shen Lang's fart,

Everyone forgot the terrible feeling just now......

It's not just a fart...... This is a ...... to save the common people Fart!

Shen Lang got up and walked towards the corridor,

Fingers tightly pinched the 'sharp flavor talisman' stuffed in his pocket,

Tonight...... I advance and retreat with Brother Feng......!

The dimly lit corridors are quiet and shady,

A little bit of white light hit the wooden door of the snow-white bathroom......

On the right hand side is the bedroom door,

On the left-hand side is another guest room,

Shen Lang turned on the light in the corridor slowly,

I moved to the bathroom......

This is the most uncomfortable thing!

If only I knew when Chu Renmei would come out,

I don't know...... That could be killed at any time!

Unscrew the door of the bathroom,

The lights inside have long been on,

Someone forgot to turn off the lights when they came to the toilet before...... Shame on wasting it!

White tiled walls,

Facing a clean and tidy sink,

On the other side is the delicate and lovely toilet~

On the right-hand side there is a door to the bathroom,

Next to the bathtub is a white bathroom with a plastic curtain......

Shen Lang nodded, "The design is decent, it's a little smaller than my family...... It's not ugly~"

There is a yin and yang in the abdomen,

I can't care about anything at this time,

Shen Lang lifted the toilet lid,

Just ready to sit down......

The scene in front of him directly made him dumbfounded!

"it...... No way...... Grabbing a parking space with Lao Tzu? ”

Inside the toilet there were clumps of black hair,

They breed ...... Spreading......

Squirming happily in the toilet......

"You're meow...... Are you meowing to refine Gu in the toilet? Hair Gu? ”

Shen Lang wasn't afraid, "You thing...... It's so pediatric, if I cross it for the first time, I might be bluffed by you! ”

I can't help but say,

Reach out and pull your hair directly,

The soles of your feet against the toilet,

Dragged back with all his might......

One handful after another......

Stubble after stubble......

A lump of wet hair has accumulated on the ground,

Shen Lang felt that he had pulled out at least five kilograms of hair,

The long hair of a normal woman is just over a pound,

I've finished pulling the hair of ten normal women in just a few minutes!

"Please...... Give way to a place......"

'Puff puff ......' fart sounded to the sky......

The spring breeze is about to close......

Shen Lang is really out of line,

"I'm sorry!"

Take off your pants and don't ask about the world!

directly pressed on the toilet bowl with a crushing attitude,

This is basic common sense......

Since ancient times~

Demons and ghosts, these things are afraid of the talisman peach wood sword,

They also hate filthy things,

Once contaminated...... It's a lot of harm to yourself......

For example, the blood of the black dog...... For example,, pee, fart......

Shen Lang pressed it up calmly,

An exclamation came from the toilet bowl, "Ah! ”，

That hairy feeling is gone,

Shen Lang finally merged with the toilet seat!

The fists are clenched,

The expression is unusually hideous,

"Ahhh......h

At this time, Chu Renmei is a fart,

Let's have a good time with Ollie first!