There is a famous saying in later generations, called "someone else's child".

In fact, as early as the Three Kingdoms era, about the eighteenth year of Jian'an, that is, five years later, Cao Mengde, a famous wife lover, would sigh: "Giving birth to a child should be like Sun Zhongmou." ”

This Sun Zhongmou is Sun Quan.

Cao Mengde's crow mouth is still quite smart, he said, "Today's heroes, only the king and Cao'er", Liu Bei, who was nothing but an imperial uncle at that time, was really on an equal footing with him; He said that "giving birth to a son should be like Sun Zhongmou", and his son is really not as good as Sun Quan.

Other people's children are other people's children, it's not that parents want to hit you, it's that you are really inferior to other people's children.

Sun Quan, as a "child of someone else's family", must have the means, after hearing that someone wanted to divide the family property just two days after he left, he immediately resorted to thunderous means, catching those who should be caught, killing those who should be killed, and quickly brought the situation under control.

Loyal to his subordinates, they are all happy, just waiting for him to reward him for his meritorious deeds, so that everyone can be promoted and make a fortune.

Who knows, after Sun Quan finished his business, he turned around and asked them to prepare their luggage and go to Xinye to be happy together.

What? Going to Shinno?

Shinno is where people go...... No, is Shinno a place where Koto people go? That place is under the command of Cao Cao's soldiers, if they run over, won't the meat buns beat the dogs and have no return?

Anyway, are there meat buns in the Three Kingdoms?

Whether there is a meat bun or not, it means this anyway. Let them go to Xinye, I'm afraid it's not that this lord doesn't want to struggle, and he was raised by Cao Mengde, right?

For a time, the crowd was furious.

"Lord, think twice!"

"Lord, Cao Mengde is a generation of traitors, and what he says must not be believed!"

"Lord, Cao thief is powerful, I wait for the water to refuse, it is the best policy!"

"Who are you? Dare to possess the lord, come here to demagogue, and not quickly show his original form? ”

Brush, everyone looked at the warrior.

Sun Quan: "......"

This must be the remnants of the rebellious ministers, and it seems that it has not been cleaned up just now.

"Come on, drag it down!"

Under the strong suppression of Sun Quan, although everyone was reluctant, they still prepared their luggage while being angry and anxious.

If you don't prepare your luggage, it is said that Shinno was almost burned to the ground, and if you don't make a little more preparations, you may not even have anything to eat when you go there.

As for instant noodles...... This kind of immortal delicacy, how can everyone afford to eat it, long before Sun Quan came back, Yu Yan had already decided to limit the quantity and raise the price,

As for whether the price is raised for the sake of limited quantity, or the limited quantity is limited for the sake of price increase, only Yu Yan himself knows.

To get back to the point, Sun Quan called his cronies and asked them to gather the big bags and small bags together, and then shouted to the sky in the eyes of everyone who looked at the fools: "Open the door!" ”

In an instant, a huge portal appeared in the clearing in front of him.

Speaking of the password "Baba, open the door", Yu Yan told them an allusion, saying that there is an alien named Ah Li Baba, this alien is very rich, and he always competes with others for the position of the richest man in the country, so that his mother screams "obey" when he sees it.

Because he was too high-profile, he finally attracted the attention of the bandits and was kidnapped by a vicious gang called the Forty Thieves.

The forty thieves forced him to ask him for the password of Huabei...... Phew, treasure password, he will be a sesame for a while, a black cat for a while, but the forty thieves tried one by one, but none of them were correct.

Seeing that it was about to exceed the wrong upper limit, causing the treasure to not be opened, the robber leader shouted angrily: "Ali Baba, open the door!" ”

As a result, the treasure gate opened with a bang.

It turned out that Alibaba's password was "Baba open the door", and the bandit leader was so anxious and angry that he spoke too fast, and he accidentally bumped into it.

From now on, whenever a password is required, the default is "Baba Open the Door", unless otherwise changed.

At that time, Cao Liusun and the three of them were confused when they heard it, and they didn't know why the treasure door could be opened after shouting for a long time.

Poor ancients, they didn't use siri at first glance.

Of course, this is not important, the important thing is that as soon as the portal appeared, everyone believed that their lord had really met a fairy, and they had more longing for the trip to Xinye.

For a while, I don't know how many people were chanting the incantation: "Baba open the door!" ”

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Xiangyang.

Let's say that Liu Biao died, and Liu Biao's wife, Mrs. Cai, discussed with Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to tamper with the will and establish the second son Liu Cong as the lord of Jingzhou.

In order to guard against Liu Qi and Liu Bei, Mrs. Cai and Liu Cong went to Xiangyang to station, but as soon as they arrived in Xiangyang, they heard that they were leading an army of 500,000 and claiming to be a million attack.

Liu Cong was shocked and hurriedly consulted with Kuai Yue, Cai Mao and others, who persuaded him to surrender and sacrifice Jingzhou to Cao Cao in exchange for preferential treatment.

Liu Cong agreed after asking Mrs. Cai, and sent Song Zhong to Cao Ying to see him off...... Ahem, offer the Book of Descent. Cao Cao was overjoyed, and really treated Liu Cong well, promising Song Zhong that Liu Cong would always be the lord of Jingzhou.

At that time, Cao Cao thought that when he got Jingzhou, he would seal Liu Cong as the assassin of Qingzhou, and then send Yu Ban to destroy this "cub who sells Yetian without feeling distressed".

Song Zhong really sent it to the end, but it was not Cao Cao who sent it, but the end of his own father-in-law Liu Cong and Mrs. Cai.

But Cao Cao never expected that he had just arrived in Jingzhou, and before he went to Xiangyang to surrender, he was "invited" by Yu Yan to play games in Xinye, and then became a network administrator and a game house.

Because he was not aware of Yu Yan's attitude, and did not want to provoke Liu Bei, Cao Cao decided to put Liu Cong's surrender aside for the time being, and pursued the three nos principle of "not taking the initiative, not refusing, and not being responsible".

Phew, scumbag!

Cao Cao became a scumbag, but the poor one was Liu Cong, waiting and waiting in Xiangyang, and he was so impetuous that he still didn't see Cao Cao surrendered.

Since you don't take the initiative, then I can always chase after it, right?

"Little daughter-in-law" Liu Cong sent someone to inquire about the whereabouts of the "male god", and got a thunderbolt news: the "male god" he was chasing turned out to be with another "woman", and it was his competitor who stayed and flew together!

Scumbag!

You, a scumbag, led hundreds of thousands of troops south, just to drink and eat meat and play games with Liu Bei, a migrant worker from his family?

He is the lord of Jingzhou, okay!

Is it because Liu Bei's surname is Liu? But his surname is also Liu, okay! Like Liu Bei's Liu, there is no more than one stroke, and there is no one less.

It's a shame that he is alive and well because of Cao Cao...... No, he swallowed mountains and rivers angrily, and his mind was shaken, and he couldn't control himself, but the domineering president turned his head and fell in love with "Cinderella" Liu Bei, and abandoned him, the authentic "Bai Fumei".

This screenwriter (God) is too short-sighted, right?

If Yu Yan hears his heart at this time, he will definitely be full of the superiority of modern people: "Stupid ancient people, don't you know that the domineering president and the dick silk girl are a natural match, and Bai Fumei is the absolute third party, is it destined to not end well?" ”

When encountering a scumbag like Cao Cao, Liu Cong could only admit that he was unlucky. What could he do? I can only forgive Cao Cao, and then take the initiative to send it to the door.

He didn't believe it, and he was worthy of it...... Phew, the chairman of Jingzhou Group, will not be able to tear up a distant relative who works at his house and a small department director who came in through the back door!