These two bad old men are so bad that they have teamed up to bully young people! What do young people owe to you? Young people deserve to work night shifts?

Sun Quan had a heart, but when he saw Liu Bei's teary-eyed eyes, and then looked at Guan Zhang's expressions of "Whoever makes my brother unhappy, I will cut his whole family", the words that had already reached his mouth were swallowed back.

Anyway, he is on the night shift, and he is the only network manager on the night shift, so he may have the opportunity to help his subordinates occupy a few more positions.

It should be regarded as respecting the old and loving the young.

Sun Quan reluctantly agreed, and then under the eyes of everyone, he passed through the portal and returned to his base camp - Jiangdong.

As soon as Sun Quan left, Cao Cao and Liu Bei couldn't wait to assign places, and then taught their subordinates to play games hand in hand.

Suddenly, the Internet café turned into a kindergarten, and the voices of "curious babies" were everywhere.

"Big brother, why is this called a mouse? Is it because it looks like a mouse? ”

"Lord, which Jian is this keyboard? The cheap is cheap, or the sword of the sword, I don't think it looks like a sword at all! ”

"What's the matter with this little thing? How disobedient at all! ”

"Who is this person? It's amazing! ”

“……”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were so anxious that they couldn't help but look at Yu Yan, in fact, they had similar questions before, but they didn't dare to say it in their hearts.

Behind the bar, Yu Yan was still applying for a membership card, and while opening the card, he sighed silently in his heart: "The computer provided by the system doesn't have a CD-ROM drive that can put coffee cups?" Bad reviews, must be bad reviews! You have to know this stalk, but it's the youth. ”

Cao Cao took a lot of effort to finally let the first batch of subordinates on the computer learn how to control the mouse and how to open the game.

However, as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Xu Zhu suddenly stand up, point at the computer angrily, and said, "It's too much to deceive people!" It's too much of a deception! ”

"What's the matter, Zhong Kang?" Cao Cao hurried over.

"My intelligence is only 22!" Xu Zhu was aggrieved and ashamed, "Although I am not very smart, I am not ...... Don't get sick in the brain! ”

In his opinion, the intelligence of 22 is really similar to having a brain disease, you must know that the full value of all attributes is 100.

When he said this, others expressed their dissatisfaction as if they were encouraged, and Cao Hong was the first to say: "It's really not right, my intelligence is only 55, and my filial piety is 71." ”

So, Cao Ren stopped doing it again: "What do you mean I have 71?" It's okay to be a little smarter and have 71? ”

Cao Hong and Xu Zhu were furious: "What do you mean, don't you say I'm stupid?" ”

When Cao Ren saw it, he immediately coaxed: "I didn't mean that, I meant to say that the values on this are messy and completely wrong." ”

Cao Cao also helped to play the round and said: "The above values are indeed wrong, you see my son Cao Zhi, the force value is only 16, which is lower than Zhong Kang's intelligence, almost a cripple!" ”

Xu Zhu: "......" He felt as if he had been offended, but he didn't know where he was offended.

On the other side, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were also very dissatisfied. Guan Yu felt that as the second brother, it was impossible for him to have a lower force value than Zhang Fei; Zhang Fei felt that he was quite smart, even if it was more than enough to be a new wild commander, it was impossible for him to have an intelligence of only 49, which was not even half of his full value.

Only Zhao Yun is stealing fun alone, with a force of 97 and an intelligence of 88, although he is not the person with the highest force, let alone the person with the highest intelligence, but the two combined, he may be the highest, not the highest on Liu Bei's side, but the highest in the whole world.

"So I'm so good?" Even if he is modest and low-key like Zhao Zilong, he suddenly stands on the top of the world, and he can't help but float a little.

At this moment, Cao Cao's side also noticed that Zhao Yun's value was "abnormal", and Cao Ren, who had just committed public anger and urgently needed to divert his attention, was the first to attack: "Zhao Yun, why are your attributes so high?" It's impossible to have a higher force intelligence than me! ”

Zhao Yun: "How are you doing?" ”

"How am I going? When I defeat you, I'll know if it's true or not!" Cao Ren directly invited to fight.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are famous, and their force value is higher than him, but Zhao Yun is a nobody......

Well, it's a bit too much to say that he is a nobody, but at this time, Zhao Yun has not yet experienced the Battle of Changbanpo that made him famous, and his fame is really limited, and it is normal for Cao Ren to be dissatisfied with him.

Someone invited to fight, Zhao Yun naturally did not show weakness, and stood up at the table: "Fight and fight!" ”

Suddenly, everyone looked at Yu Yan.

"This Internet café advocates prosperity, cooking, civilization, and harmony," as he spoke, Yu Yan's words changed, "Forget it, you want to open a film, as long as you don't ...... in the Internet café!" ”

Now, the opening film is barrier-free.

It didn't take long for Cao Hong and Cao Ren to walk in from the outside with their heads down, and although Cao Cao's face was gloomy, he was not depressed.

"Huang Zhong? Ma Chao? ”

Cao Cao whispered in a voice that only he could hear, and a trace of awe flashed in his eyes, as well as a trace of ...... Stealing joy.

Ahead, Liu Bei sneezed, for some reason.

……

Let's say that Sun Quan returned to Jiangdong, and he wanted to take his hands to live a happy life of playing games all night in an Internet café.

Who knew that when he returned to the dormitory, he found that it was empty, and finally met an attendant outside, and was about to ask the other party to give an order to summon the military generals of Wenchen to a meeting, but the other party was frightened and staggered outside.

As he ran, he shouted: "The lord is alive!" The lord is not dead! ”

Sun Quan: "......"

What a guts! A mere attendant dared to curse him to death, and when he caught up with him, he must be put to death as an example!

The squire's commotion soon reached the ears of the others, and they were immediately startled by countless sounds of surprise, surprise, or unease.

"What! The lord is back? ”

"How is this possible?"

"Didn't the lord go to the fairy world with the gods to relax?"

"I heard it's Shinno."

"Nonsense! Xinye is under Cao Cao's troops, and the lord will go to Xinye, there will be no reason to be spared, how can he come back? ”

“……”

After a while, someone finally came to see him, but when he saw that his face changed drastically, as if he had seen a ghost, he asked in a vague manner.

It wasn't until Wu Guotai arrived that he didn't know what was going on.

It turned out that Yu Yan took Sun Quan away, although he left a message and some people witnessed it, but no one else believed it.

After searching for him to no avail, those loyal to Sun Quan decided that someone had kidnapped or killed him, and wanted to rescue and retaliate.

Some speculators believe that no matter whether he ascends to heaven with the gods, goes to Xinye, or is tied up or harmed, it is unlikely that he will return, and in order to calm people's hearts, a new lord must be elected as soon as possible.

Some people recommend Sun Ce's son, that is, Sun Quan's nephew Sun Shao, while others prefer Sun Jian's son, that is, Sun Quan's younger brother Sun Kuang or Sun Lang.

Although he has only been away for two days, and the parties have not yet completely made a fuss, the entire Jiangdong is already full of wind and rain.

At this time, Sun Quan is back!

Thanks for the "one" tip!