Chapter Seventy-Eight: "Anti"
"Gua Ye, you said that this Hu San'er has been gone for a month, will he be ......?"
"What's wrong? I missed him..."
"Hey, where am I, aren't I talking to you?"
"What are you nagging? Isn't it free, go cool on the side! ”
On the haystack outside the back wall of Weiyang Palace, Guapi stretched his waist, supported his head, held a grass in his mouth, and the little bald head on the side crossed his legs, with a sneer on his face.
"Monk... Did this Hu San really go for a month? ”
"That can be fake! He left before you and the second master went to Miao Mountain, and he hasn't come back yet. ”
"Oh?" Guapi raised his eyebrows: "No, Hu San is also a person from Weiyang Palace, and the Thirteenth Harem will not do anything to his own people, this is the rule." ”
The monk sniffed and smiled: "The key... It depends on who calls him. ”
"If there's a fart, let it go!"
The monk twisted his body, looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Hu San... Taken away by the Ten Princesses! ”
"Is there such a thing?!"
Guapi was a little surprised, pondered for a while, and nodded: "If you go there, you should have been dead for 29 days." ”
"Huh?!" The monk exclaimed.
"Keep your mouth shut and clean up."
"Dry... Why are you going, Melon Ye. ”
"Ten houses go around."
When the monk heard this, he jumped off the haystack: "I want to go by myself, I want to live a few more days." ”
"Hey, grandson, I haven't seen you for a few days...... Dare to talk back? ”
"Gua Ye, I've been with you for so many years, don't you have a score in your heart for what kind of person I am? These ten princesses can't be provoked! ”
"... Did Lao Tzu let you mess with you? ”
"That's... In the past, if Hu Sanzhen died, you wouldn't have to turn your face? ”
"Who? Hu San? ”
Guapi was so angry that he really wanted to shave his ears on his face, "That miscellaneous offender can be angry?" ”
The monk pursed his lips: "... So why are you going? ”
"Find someone."
"Who?"
"Hu San took a chick away at the beginning to see if it was dead or alive."
"Yo-he!" The monk became interested: "Who?" So attentive. ”
"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, go back and pack up quickly, let's go."
....................................
Inside the darkened hut, the cold air was pervasive.
Su Ye was mummified by the inner and outer three layers, and the princess sat on the edge of the bed, tears rolling in her eyes.
"Princess, I'm fine!"
"Don't speak! What has become of it! ”
The princess glared at Su Ye distressed and complaining: "Wait for the medicine to be ready, hurry up and take it, I don't know what happened to your spiritual root, you are sick." It's a big deal, I'll protect you in the future, and you won't cultivate anymore! ”
Looking at the touching little face full of worry, Su Ye couldn't cry or laugh, but he was also a little moved.
When you open the door in the morning, the whole body has joint pain falling apart? It's completely crawling past. Scare the little princess? The script of parting from life and death was staged on the spot, and Su Ye was relieved for a long time before calming down.
But only he knows? Amazing harvest for the month.
One: In a room filled with icy grass? Su Ye unexpectedly got arthritis, but what's interesting? The second orange sword bone in the body that had just broken through the melting air flow instantly gathered on the joints, and after a while, an orange sword bone was formed. Round stuff.
Not the same as Nebula? This thing was discussed by the ancestral board of directors and tentatively called the "aura bomb".
Su Mou was pleasantly surprised, he analyzed, according to Su Ye's cultivation of the "soul decision"? Each sword bone in the body has different attributes? And this second sword bone is obvious, and it has a medical self-healing effect.
Putting the Arthritis Aura Bomb on someone else is an attack skill.
Two: To everyone's disappointment, Su Ye worked hard for a month and did not influence Bing Yingcao. He even pinched a few words with a nebula? But Bing Yingcao really seems to have no thoughts, and it has no effect at all.
Can't you use your most skilled blue rice dumplings in the underworld? Let Su ambition be disheartened.
Three: Su Ye used a month to analyze it well, what do you think so far? Your progress is too slow, and you have to speed up in the underworld? Find the secret of the pubic eye? Otherwise? I have no return, and I have really become a living dead.
"You... Are you really okay? ”
"Hmm."
Su Ye nodded: "It's okay, let me out." ”
"Don't lie!"
"When did I lie to you, obedient, I'm wrapped like a zongzi, it's too uncomfortable."
Su Ye twisted his body like a caterpillar.
"Okay..."
Five minutes later, the two of them were lying on the rattan chairs in the courtyard, the princess was flushed and leaned on Su Ye's shoulders, her eyes closed, the breeze was blowing, and her long black curly eyelashes trembled slightly...
"Aye, how was your retreat?"
Su Ye was a little excited, stretched out his hand and was about to talk, when he suddenly paused.
"What's wrong?"
Su Ye pointed to the door: "... Someone's knocking on the door? ”
"No matter, let's talk about your cultivation first, I don't worry about anything else."
Su Ye smiled and gently touched the little princess's head: "Let's go, let you see my cultivation results now." ”
The princess's eyes lit up, and she bounced up: "Do you want to kill?" ”
"How can you..."
Su Ye shook his head: "Just go and try new skills, you can't die." ”
The princess's mouth opened slightly, and her watery eyes were full of adoration, "You actually studied skills yourself?" Awesome, isn't it? Speak up, talk fast! ”
"Haven't you tried yet?"
Su Ye thought for a while and added, "I think... It shouldn't be hard to get them to their knees. ”
"Wow!"
The princess held her little hands: "I want to see what I want to see!" ”
After saying that, he staggered towards the gate.
"Squeak-",
"Yo! Long time no see, how is the princess lately? ”
"Are you??"
"Hey... The princess cultivates weekdays, forgetting to sleep and eat, so I naturally can't get into it. ”
"Who the hell are you? So much nonsense! ”
“......”
"Uh... I'm a melon peel from Weiyang Palace, and I've been sending you guards in the past? Do you reminisce about memories? ”
The princess frowned and stared for a while: "I don't remember..."
Guapi smiled awkwardly, and when he saw Su Ye pacing behind him, a trace of surprise that could not be concealed crossed in his cunning long eyes, waved his hand, and said enthusiastically: "Brother Su!" Long time no see! ”
"It's okay to remember."
Su Ye nodded, smiling, but with his hands behind his back, he secretly pinched out an "arthritis" aura bomb.
"What? Escort? What about people? The princess put her hands on her hips and poked her neck.
"Hey, hey... The princess misunderstood, I'm not sending someone to you today, I'm here to see Hu San. ”
"Huh?"
Su Ye cleared his throat, took a step to the princess's side, and whispered softly: "It's the one who hides and seeks to kill you." ”
This intimate act was fully seen by the two of them, and their brains were short-circuited instantly, and they looked at each other, and they both found a trace of surprise in each other's eyes!
Heinous female devil, when will it ......?!
Melon Peel's face is full of complexity, and a succession of assumptions like fireworks explode in his mind.
"I killed him, that's all." The princess replied lightly.
Guapi had been in a daze, obviously still thinking about the relationship between the two, until the monk behind him pushed his arm, and then nodded in distraction:
"Oh... It's okay, it's dead and it's dead. ”
This answer surprised Su Ye a little, but according to the princess's style, the two of them must have guessed something along the way.
"Is there anything else?" The princess lifted her chin and looked domineering.
"Oh... No, no, you rest, I'll withdraw first. ”
Guapi bowed and took the monk to leave.
"Wait a minute."
Su Ye suddenly raised his arm: "Brother Gua, can you do me a favor?" ”
Guapi glanced at the monk and gave him a look that could only be understood, and the monk glanced at the door again and blinked heavily, meaning that the door was open and he could run away at any time.
Guapi was relieved, turned his head, and smiled: "Brother Su, what's the matter, just say it." ”
Su Ye stretched out his arms, looked at his clothes, and complained slightly: "Change your clothes, I've been here for a month, and I'm still wearing a coffin coat, and I'm all dirty." ”
"That's it?"
"Hmm."
"Hey... Say! I'll find someone to deliver it to your house in the afternoon. ”
"There's no hurry."
Su Ye pursed his mouth: "I'm a little picky, and I dress awkwardly if it doesn't fit." ”
Guapi frowned: "What do you mean?" ”
Su Ye stretched out his hand and pointed at the monk: "I am quite similar to him, in this way, I will measure it, if it is not too much, I will give me a set according to his standards." ”
"That's a lot of trouble!" The monk muttered, and was about to continue, but he felt a pair of eyes full of murderous intent, and immediately shut up and went back.
"Need my help?" The princess retracted her gaze and looked at Su Ye gently.
"It's okay, come by yourself, you'll be watching."
The princess smiled and nodded.
The melon skin is completely messy, when will it start to be treated like this?
"What do you call it?"
"Monk."
"Well, tighten up."
Su Ye rolled up his sleeves and took a breath: "One gate, two gates, three gates......"
From top to bottom, he carefully measured his body, and said as he measured, without revealing any flaws.
however
When his left hand moved to his knee, his right hand quickly shifted his shape, and at the same time, the orange "Arthritis" aura bomb that had been hidden in his palm was all injected!
Su Ye's eyes widened, his heels were slightly forced, and he was ready to appear in the best position at the first time when the monk knelt.
Can...
Plans can't keep up with changes,
It's not just a change, it's unbelievable, right?!
The monk in front of him not only did not kneel, but jumped up with a "poof!!
Like a knee-jerk reaction, without any warning.
This inexplicable move made the three of them stunned, and the monk himself was also confused.
"You... What's wrong with you? Guapi looked puzzled.
The corner of the monk's mouth twitched, a little embarrassed: "I... I... I don't know? ”
"It's okay, let's continue."
Su Ye lowered his head, but his heart was twisted into a mess.
How?
I've experienced this arthritis deeply, and the pain is that I can't stand up, so why do I still stumble here?
Is it possible that the dose is too small?
Thinking of this, Su Ye took out four more aura bullets and held them in one hand.
The completely transparent aura bomb did not have a trace of energy fluctuations, and even the princess was curious, unable to understand what medicine was being sold in Su Ye's gourd.
"Wow!"
With both hands together, Su Ye did not hesitate, raised his head, and his face was a little relieved, this is all right.
however
When he saw the monk's expression, Su Ye completely froze.
"Melon Ye... I... I...!! ”
The monk who was stunned a second ago was like drinking a bowl of spring. Medicine, the whole face was ruddy, clenched his fists, and his chest was panting one after another, as if he had just vomited a volcano that was about to erupt.
Guapi was stunned, when did you see a monk with such an expression? Could it be that you just touched a part? Come to feel it?
Wake up!
It's a female devil!!
Guapi was so anxious that he gritted his teeth, and hurriedly raised his hand, and when he was about to grab his arm, the monk pushed it away, turned his head and ran out of the door!
The three of them hurriedly chased to the door, but found that the monk was simply possessed by Bolt, raising dust all the way, sprinting for 100 meters without slowing down, and the 500-meter alley, from east to west, was a full three rounds.
"Whew... Whew! ”
The monk propped his hands on his knees, gasping for air, his chest pulling out a bellows-like roar.
"Monk, your grandson has taken medicine, hasn't he? What madness?! Guapi glared.
The monk wiped his sweat and shook his head anxiously and helplessly: "No... No, Gua Ye, I've been with you all day long, a fart medicine. ”
"And what are you running?"
"I don't know!" The monk spread out his hand and looked aggrieved: "I just feel that my two legs don't know what's going on, and they are suddenly full of strength, I just want to run, I just want to vent!" ”
Su Ye shuddered violently...
This rhythm...
It's not scientific!
Woe to Lao Tzu, how can you run away and it will be a blessing?
No, you have to try!
Su Ye cleared his throat: "I can't see it, Brother Monk's physical strength is quite good, come on, hurry up, the princess has to rest." ”
"Okay!"
The monk nodded, and stood stupidly like a wooden stake.
Su Ye let it go, it can be said that he was bankrupt, and took out all the spiritual energy bombs that had been stored for a whole month in one go!
He intimately massaged his shoulders for a while, and by the way, he put two "rheumatoid frozen shoulders",
Then he rubbed his elbows and put three "gouty arthritis" in each,
The last is the knee, there may be immune tissue in this place, Su Ye is ruthless, and he put ten "unknown reasons but painful arthritis" in one breath.
After doing all this, Su Ye clapped his hands and walked to the princess's side.
"How?" The princess secretly covered her small mouth, and whispered to Su Ye as a thief.
Su Ye blinked quickly, signaling that there was no problem, and sat back and waited to watch the show.
There were no outsiders in the palace, and it was noon at the moment, and the alley was even more empty.
It was obviously empty, but I heard the heartbeat of more than 100 people!
The three of them looked at the monk and suddenly took a sharp breath...
At this moment, the whole face has been red and blended with the sun, the restless heart is beating wildly like a motor, and even the clothes attached to the chest are constantly trembling, which makes people worry about whether the fragile rib bone will be broken in the next second...
these
It's nothing...
The focus is on those eyes.
In the two round eyes, there is an ambiguous taste constantly flashing...
"Smack!"
He grabbed the hand of the melon peel without any sense of disobedience, interlocked his fingers, and spewed out a mouthful of hot air...
Guapi was so frightened that he almost turned his back on his back, stabilized his body, and was just about to speak, when the monk took the first step and grabbed his other hand, his eyes were shining with stars,
"Melon Ye... I... I... I can't control myself anymore!! ”
"Nima!"
The goosebumps on the melon skin dropped two catties, the thin skin of the mouth kept trembling, and he raised his head cheaply, almost begging: "Monk, don't... Don't be like this, let's go home, can't you go home and help you! ”
"Shhh
As soon as the words fell, the monk suddenly let go of his hand and ran away without a trace, leaving the three of them looking at each other under the confused tree...
Su Ye's mood was a little heavy, but at the same time, he seemed to have realized some signs.
The disease I got was a negative effect, but when it was grafted on a zombie, it became a positive effect.
There is no doubt that the monk has gained power, but why?
Could it be that because they are human and they are zombies, they will come the other way around?
That's something to consider.
But when you think about it, it seems that this is the law of nature.
They are hot, they are cold.
They are hard, they are soft.
Even the moon in this world does not glow with yin, but with yang.
"Smack!"
"I see!"
Su Ye struck each other with his fists and suddenly realized: This is an "anti" world!
Analyzing this, Su Ye was in a good mood, and added two dishes at noon, and the three of them ate with relish.
After the meal, I drank some tea and squinted for a while, until the sun was about to set, and the door was knocked open with a "clang".
The monk returned, and the whole person was lying on the ground, barking and sticking out his tongue.
"You! Why did you go?! Guapi ran up in three steps and two steps.
"Water... "The monk has no qi to say.
"The water is coming, the water is coming! Hold your horses! ”
Su Ye scooped up a large scoop of water and hurriedly walked over.
The monk was in a state of confusion, and Guapi supported his body, resting his head in the armpit.
"Quick, take a sip of water." Su Ye stretched out his hand.
The monk blinked in a daze, and when he saw Su Ye's face clearly, the whole person instinctively shuddered, and tears fell on the spot.
"Brother, woo... Please, don't touch me again, I can't hold it anymore, can't you pity me? ”