"Why are you still lying down? Hurry up and get hot. ”

The melon peel sat down, casually threw the grilled chicken wrapped in zongzi leaves on the table, picked up the teapot and poured it unceremoniously.

"Is it the old owner of the Third Lane?"

"Hiccup~ What do you think? At this point, people don't even have chicken feathers left, and some are good to eat. ”

"Picky."

"Okay, you pick yours, I'm still hungry!"

The melon skin tore open the dumpling leaves with a "bang", and suddenly the aroma was overflowing, and a yellow chicken leg was broken, and it was about to be stuffed into the mouth.

"Smack!"

There was a crisp sound in his ears, and he didn't have time to react, the second master, who was originally lying on the kang, appeared behind him like a glimpse, and picked up the chopsticks!

"Oops!"

Guapi covered his hands in pain and complained: "What is the disease?" ”

The second master picked up the fat oily chicken thighs and smacked his lips: "This color looks like that, you have to taste it." ”

"Yo... Don't you owe it? ”

The second master glanced at him: "What if?" ”

"No case, this taste is definitely not as good as the old club, if you want to fill your stomach, hurry up, don't be an eyesore, I haven't eaten it yet."

"What's the matter, didn't you go to the princess?"

"Hi... A bunch of greens, not even a little oil and water can be seen. Guapi muttered, picked up the teapot he had drunk and poured a cup of tea for the second master decently: "Tell you something." ”

"Hmm..."The second master took a bite of chicken thighs with relish.

"Hu San is dead."

"The princess killed her?"

"Yes."

"And... The inner one is called Su Ye, alive. Guapi stared at the second master and licked his mouth, and added: "It's going well." ”

"Kind of interesting, you went alone?"

"No, bring the monk with you."

"What about others?"

"It's evil, and I can't stop now."

"Evil?"

Guapi sighed: "The rabbit cub is estimated to be addicted to drugs, and it will not stop for a day." ”

"Bring it over later, I'll take a look."

The second master broke a chicken leg again, took a big bite, and said vaguely: "Is there any news for the sixth princess?" ”

Guapi scratched his head: "I'll be back almost next month." ”

"So fast?"

The second master was stunned for a moment, put down the chicken leg that he had only bitten a bite, and wiped his hands, "If it's really next month, it's not good for our country." ”

"You're not eating?" Guppi pointed to the roast chicken.

The second master waved his hand: "I have no appetite." ”

"Waste!"

The melon skin didn't dislike it, picked up the chicken leg and continued to gnaw it? "Second master? This national war in the underworld has nothing to do with us, so don't worry so much. ”

"So you can't be atmospheric!"

"Gotcha? Is it wrong to say anything? I shut up, you continue. ”

"Why did I raise you as a son for so many years? Not at all. ”

"I also offer you as a father."

"Less poor mouth, inquire in a few days? The specific day when the sixth princess returned to the palace. ”

"Huh? I said, can you stop a little, follow you for ten years, go south for three years, and go north for three years? and threw away the grave for another three years. Finally lived a normal life for a year? What kind of national war are you blindly participating in, even if I beg you, take care of your old age, will it be successful? ”

"Fart! Lao Tzu, this is for your daughter-in-law! ”

When Guapi heard this, his eyes instantly lit up: "What... What's that? Daughter-in-law? Who! ”

"Didn't you inquire?"

"You mean... Six princesses?! "Guapi swallowed saliva? His face was full of excitement.

He knew that the second master was a master of a spit, and he never joked about this kind of thing.

But how can a partial corpse be qualified to marry a daughter-in-law? Not to mention a princess? For a while, Guapi felt that happiness came too suddenly, and it was a little unbelievable.

"Serve a snack."

"That's it!"

Guapi touched his mouth excitedly: "Master? You go on! ”

"No..."

The second master lazily lay on the rattan chair and touched a cigarette? Take a deep sip? Swallowing clouds and spitting out mist: "Go back and ask the one named Su Ye?" And whether there is this thing or not, it's very exciting. ”

"Gotcha!"

.......................................

10th house,

Su Ye sat in the room, and there was a thick pile of rice paper on the table, densely written with things.

Since the melon belt monk left, Su Ye went into the house and locked up until midnight.

He wrote down everything he saw and heard in a month, then compared it with the disappeared human civilization, and finally used scientific data to analyze and judge, and the conclusion he came to was exactly the same as the hypothesis.

From a certain point of view, there is a "law of opposites" between the underworld and the human world.

"Yawn ....."

Putting down the pen in his hand, Su Ye rubbed his sore neck and exhaled.

Although this "arthritis" is not an attack skill in a sense, as the old saying goes, insects that are not picky eaters grow fat.

It's better than nothing, and if you have no relatives here, it's not easy to explore the secrets of the yin eye, so use it first.

Adhering to the principle that "practice is the only criterion for testing the truth", Su Ye decided to get sick again, and it was a serious illness!

But under what circumstances are people more susceptible to getting sick?

He tossed and turned for half the night until he finally came up with an idea. Early in the morning, he stood in the courtyard refreshed before dawn, waiting for the princess to get up.

"Huh..... Aye! ”

The princess rubbed her eyes and ran over in a daze, "Why did you get up so early today?" ”

"You're not the same."

"I'm going to buy food."

"Huh? Won't you send it in the palace? Su Ye was a little surprised.

"The food in the palace is too greasy, if you don't eat meat, I'll go out and buy it myself."

"It's been like this all month?"

"That's right!" The princess blinked.

Su Ye was a little moved, and touched the princess's head: "Let's go together." ”

"Really?!"

"Hmm... Thank you. ”

"Hee-hee..."

Walking out of the palace, the street was much more lively, shouting, quarrelling, crying, one after another.

Feeling the strong breath of life, Su Ye's mood also improved, "By the way, there is a question I have always wanted to ask you." ”

"What's wrong?"

"The meat you usually eat crawls out of the ground, or is it raised?"

The princess was stunned for a moment, covered her mouth and giggled, "You are so funny, all the people who crawled out of the grave went to the Skull Country, and we couldn't see it, and we ate all the food." ”

"That's it!" Su Ye rubbed his hands, "Let's take me to the butcher shop to have a look." ”

The princess blinked suspiciously: "You... Want to eat meat? ”

"Can't you?"

"But you haven't always...,"

"Hey, hey... Let's go. ”

A quarter of an hour later, the two came to the door of the butcher's shop.

Outside is a small open courtyard, with a pergola on top, a table next to it, two benches, and a few iron hooks hanging vertically from the pergola, on which are all kinds of fresh meat, generally clean.

Su Ye glanced at the signboard with the word "Tu" above his head and knocked on the table: "Is there anyone?" ”

"Hey! Here it is! ”

With a loud sound, I saw a rugged man with a tiger's back and a bear waist and a beard on his face walking out, "Master, do you want to buy meat?" ”

"Hmm..."

Su Ye nodded and pointed to a sturdy hind leg: "What kind of meat is this?" ”

"Beef!" Dahan blurted out.

"Raised by yourself?"

"Isn't that right? The family is raising livestock, and there is a group of men under him. ”

"That's right..."

Su Ye nodded, and began to circle around the row of meat.

He doesn't know how to pick meat, and he can't tell what they look like, Su Ye only cares if the meat crawls out of the grave, if that's the case, he won't eat it.

Fortunately, the animals here are not like zombies, they can reproduce and raise, so they are healthy and fresh.

After a while, Su Ye felt that there was no big problem, so he walked up to the princess, "Did you bring any money?" ”

The princess shook her head: "Never." ”

"And what do you usually buy?"

"Bookkeeping, at the end of the month, someone will naturally settle it. Aye, do you want to buy meat? ”

"Yes, I'll make you something to eat."

"Ano can cook?!" The princess covered her mouth, her eyes full of anticipation.

"From now on, let's let go of eating."

"Good!"

The princess happily waved her pink fist and stepped in front of the butcher in two steps: "From today onwards, I will send a cow leg to the Ten Palaces every day, understand?" ”

When Dahan heard this, he was happy, and nodded hurriedly: "Cheng Cheng Cheng!" I'll order you to pack it up and send it to your house immediately! ”

After saying that, he walked towards the store.

The palace procurement has never dragged mud and water, caught a good master, to ensure that you eat and drink spicy, but the threshold is too high, the average small shopkeeper does not look down on it at all, but today the sun hits the west and comes out, and the butcher of music is full of flowers.

"Excuse me, let's send this one together." Su Ye pointed to a piece of beef tenderloin.

"Yo, my lord has a good eye, this is Kobe beef."

"yes, two at a time."

The butcher was completely overjoyed after hearing this, don't look at this beef is not much, but it is expensive! A beef loin is on top of the ordinary people's rations for a month, and it is slaughtered and sold, if it were not for a rich and noble family to celebrate today, he would be reluctant to take it out.

"Hehe, it's a party at the master's mansion today, right?"

"No... Just eat as usual. ”

"Yo, let's appoint a lot of people."

"Just the two of us." Su Ye glanced at the princess.

"Just... Only... Just the two of you?! The butcher was a little surprised, "Master, although this business is something you and I want, it has nothing to do with me if you go out of this door." But I still want to say more, this meat is not so fresh overnight. ”

"Why overnight? It's funny... So be it. ”

Su Ye patted the butcher's shoulder, and felt that this person was not bad.

The two walked down the street, and the princess's heart was as sweet as honey.

She didn't care where Su Ye went or what she was going to do, the two of them were like this, side by side, even if they walked, it was a very happy thing.

I bought some scattered seasonings, and when I got home, the meat had been delivered, and Su Ye was a little excited. He found a huge lotus leaf, put the ox leg on it, pierced some small holes with a skewer, sprinkled some spices, and began to knead it.

The princess held her head curiously on the side, "Aye, what are you doing?" ”

"Massage it."

"Huh?" The princess giggled, "How can you massage a cow's leg." ”

"You don't understand, it tastes like this, by the way, can you eat spicy?"

The princess shook her head: "I don't like it very much." ”

"Okay, make salt and pepper."

"I want it too, I want it too!"

"Okay, go find two clean sticks and knock this meat out."

"Hee-hee, Roger!"

Su Ye pinched it for a while, and felt that it was almost there, so he put it aside and began to pickle.

"I'm going... Princess, it's okay, it's going to be stuffed in the fight. Su Ye was distressed for a while, and hurriedly withdrew the good tenderloin, added some seasonings, and put it aside.

Then, he made a simple barbecue, found an iron rod, asked the princess to help break through the corbel, piled up the firewood, and began the long barbecue.

Su Ye sometimes poked with a knife, sprinkled some salt, and sometimes turned over the beef leg and fanned the fire, until the whole beef leg was full of aroma, the little princess on the side couldn't help it at all, her eyes were shining, her saliva was flowing, and her eyes were full of worship.

"No hurry, wait."

Su Ye clapped his hands and brushed some honey, the corbel instantly became golden and attractive, and there was a crackling and jumping sound on the surface, and the little princess who watched it was itching in her heart.

"Come, you sit here for me, don't turn too fast."

Su Ye commanded, picked up the marinated beef tenderloin and rushed into the house.

There is no cooking oil, so you can only use sunflowers, and Su Ye's arms are sour, but fortunately, the effect is good.

Ten minutes later, he walked to the yard with two large plates of steak, the princess grabbed a large piece of beef, her mouth was bulging, and when she saw Su Ye, her big eyes were full of excitement, mixed with apologies for stealing food alone, and for a while, those talking eyes looked incoherent.

Su Ye smiled: "Eat slowly, there is." ”

"It's so... Too... It's so delicious! Aye! The princess munched on it heavily, not caring for any image.

"Try this, steak."

"Wow!"

White silver plate, burnt steak, two broccoli flowers are dotted with a red cherry, the princess girl who watched it was full of heart, and cried on the spot.

"Don't worry, there's more."

Su Ye turned his head and rushed into the house again, bringing two glasses of green juice, on which there were still dots of ice ballast.

"That's it, let's eat!"

The princess was stunned, and couldn't wait to take a bite of the steak, and when she took a bite, the juice was so full, and the taste of unprecedented passion in her mouth made her unable to extricate herself.

Then I drank a large sip of cold and refreshing juice, and the whole person felt a little fluttery.

The princess looked at Su Ye intoxicated, "Aye, you are so amazing..."

"Is it delicious?"

"Delicious!"

"Eat more, eat it all."

"Finished eating?!"

The princess was stunned for a moment, although the delicious food in front of her made her linger, but after all, her stomach was so big, and she couldn't break her belly after eating it all!

Su Ye is also not polite, the seasoning of this world is not so exquisite, but the taste is quite authentic, and he devoured it immediately.

Half an hour later, the steak was swept away, but the leg of lamb was half eaten after half of it.

Su Ye took a full breath and breathed a sigh of relief, "Intermission, I'll eat later." ”

"Still eating!"

The princess patted her round belly and shook her head in embarrassment: "I can't eat it, I can't eat it." ”

"That's not going to work! I'm cultivating! ”

"Huh?" The princess looked at him curiously: "Is eating also considered cultivation?" ”

"That's right, Guo'er, is it okay to cultivate with me?"

Su Ye stood up, his eyes full of gentleness.

The princess opened her mouth slightly and said softly, "You just called me..."

"Guo'er, can't you?"

The girl's face turned red instantly, she pursed her mouth shyly, and her long eyes bent into two crescents: "Yes... Hee-hee..."

The change of title made the princess's heart flutter, she smelled happiness, and her whole body was full of strength.

"I'll eat!"

"That's right..."

Su Ye's abacus was extremely meticulous, first of all, he determined the direction, although he didn't understand medicine, he knew that in daily life, most of those common diseases came from obese patients.

He wants to be fat, he has to be fat!

Combined with the "opposite law" of the zombie world, even if you gain weight, use spiritual power to make the fat into an aura bomb, and when you apply it to the fruit that also gains weight, the two of them will lose weight, and they can also collect a bunch of diseases, which is like killing two birds with one stone!

Thus, Meizizi's life began.

One day

Five days,

Seven days...

The two of them didn't want to eat, Su Ye did it in a different way, completely reckless.

Whenever the princess couldn't hold on, Su Ye would say something to her firmly,

"I like busty girls..."

"The way you chew meat, it's so beautiful..."

"Store calories, love and talk about it..."

Every time she heard these words, the princess would blush and continue to fight.

She eats not only meat, but also that unspeakable liking...

Su Ye can be regarded as a rich harvest, under the sharp increase in fat, a bunch of pathologies followed, what high blood pressure, fatty liver, coronary heart disease, gallstones, arteriosclerosis, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases...

In short, he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Su Ye sighed with emotion, doubting that his psychology was distorted, why did he get happier the more sick he was?

However, the various spiritual energy bombs stored in the body can't deceive people, as long as he is sick, he will store them as soon as possible.

"Not enough!"

"It's not enough!"

"I still have to eat!"

With the passage of time, the amount of food between the two of them has become larger and larger, originally one beef leg a day, but it has become three in the morning, noon and evening, not to mention the beef, which is ready at any time, as long as you open your eyes, you will either pull or eat.

In addition, there are also various flavors of grilled chicken delivered to the door every day, starting from at least eight.

The two of them were like parasites with lazy cancer, lying in the yard, and the solid wood chairs were replaced with iron.

finally

In a month, the two of them became ——— fat people without accident!

Early this morning,

The two of them lazily lie in the courtyard every day to bask in the sun, with half-human-high chicken bones falling on the table, and on the grill in front of them, there are two leg of lamb that are charred on the outside and tender on the inside...

The princess turned her head and pouted her fingers, "Aye... Cut two more pounds..."

Su Ye struggled to stand up, took a breath, and his eyes darkened and he fell back: "Whew...... I'll eat later, but I won't be able to get up at this time. ”

"No, no, no!"

The princess shook her head, her fleshy face trembled like a wave, and she raised her little white hand, and the five bottomless flesh sockets on the back of her palm were thought-provoking...

"Hey... Yes. ”

Su Ye sighed, like a caterpillar with a difficult birth, and twisted for a long time before standing up.

Dizziness, weakness, shortness of breath, typical symptoms of hyperglycemia.

"Give..."

Guo'er took the oil-stained mutton, took a bite, and chewed it contentedly.

"Aye, am I pretty?"

When she said this, the princess lowered her head slightly, and she couldn't tell how many layers of chin there were, but she sketched a visual rendering of the southern terraces.

"Hmm... It's beautiful. ”

Su Ye responded, and condensed high blood sugar into the aura bomb and put it into the dantian, but he found that the storage space in his body seemed to have reached a critical point, and he could no longer accommodate anything.

Su Ye returned to the chair, his heart sank into his lower abdomen, and counted, a total of 260 "virus bombs", which should be regarded as the largest tolerance limit in his body at present.

It's a lot of harvest!!

Looking back on this month's overeating, after all, the hard work paid off!

It's a nice feeling to be bitter...

Su Ye checked the king-size swimming ring on his stomach and smiled slightly,

"It's time, it's time to say goodbye..."

After speaking, he walked to the waist with the thickest fat accumulation with his mind, and tried to pinch a "fat bullet" out.

But the fat of the white flowers is like all-purpose glue, no matter how hard Su Ye tries, he just doesn't move.

Strange why joint pain can be pinched, but fat can't.

"It's broken!"

Su Ye sighed in his heart, and goosebumps fell half a catty.

"Don't me! That's not how it was planned! ”

Su Ye panicked, his back was swishing and cold, and in the next half an hour, he tried various methods, but he couldn't pinch the fat off.

It's over, it's over...

Play big!

The aura of the second sword bone can only remove the symptoms, and it has no effect on the body tissues!

"Poof!"

Su Ye suddenly lost his mind, sat on the ground with his buttocks, raised his head, and looked at the princess with a greasy face, his brain was blank.

"Ano... The leg of lamb has been eaten, isn't it beautiful again, burp~"

Su Ye wanted to cry without tears, and really wanted to come to ten rounds to "return my drifting fist".

"Fruit... Guo'er..."Su Ye swallowed his saliva, and climbed two steps uneasily: "Tell you something." ”

"Hmmm! Listen! The fruit took the juice and drank it beautifully.

"Stop drinking!!"

Su Ye suddenly snorted, which startled the princess, the cup almost shook off, and her little face was full of surprise, this was the first time in my memory that Su Ye had spoken in such a loud voice.

"How... What's wrong, Aye? ”

"There's no going back... I can't go back, something is wrong!! Su Ye grabbed the princess's hand, feeling like touching a sponge.

"What," wondered the princess.

"We... Became fat! Fat smash!! ”

"So what? Doesn't Ano like chubby girls? ”

Guo'er blinked, tilted her neck slightly, smiled sweetly, and her whole head looked like a tumor...

"Oh my God..."

Su Ye shook his head, pounded his chest in pain, and kept muttering: "A good girl, a good girl......"

"Ano... You—" Guo'er realized something, and instantly worried: "You... Don't you like me like that? Hiccup~"

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault for making you like this."

Seeing her sweetheart blame herself so much, the princess smiled heartily and comforted:

"It doesn't matter, as long as Aye likes it, no matter how fat I am, I'm willing."

Su Ye's eyes turned red on the spot: "But if you look at your Zhang Bilian, the swollen one is like a second general." ”