Behind the Demon Sealing Slave, a purple flame suddenly soared into the sky, a fire tornado rose from the ground, the sky changed suddenly, the wind and thunder shook, and the Lord of the Clouds wanted to come down!

A white-robed guest with wings on his back and wind and thunder in his hair, slowly descended from the clouds along the fire tornado.

"Bodhidharma! Do you think you dare to be invincible in the wild?

Today, I will let you know what it means that there is a heaven outside the sky, and there is a god in God? ”

Bodhidharma looked at it and couldn't help but gasp.

Li Si in the clouds?

The legendary nouveau riche of the wilderness?

Unexpectedly, he was actually a real existence.

You can't coax each other when you meet on a narrow road!

Bodhidharma's dark luck true qi protective body, a layer of golden armor gradually condensed into an entity, reflecting the starlight that was not spiritual.

That seems to be - Leo's golden holy garment!

"Humph! Jokes, wearing layers of skin to think that you are a true god?

Let God teach you to be a new man! ”

With a sharp roar, Yun Zhongjun poked out two bird claws, whistled down, and pounced with Bodhidharma.

Yun Zhongjun's strange claws were unusually sharp, scraping against the golden holy clothes with a piercing sound.

However, after fighting for a while, the high-gloss holy clothes were thrown into a frosted color, and the parts that could not be wrapped by the holy clothes were already drenched in blood, and the skin and flesh were rolled.

The gap between man and God is huge after all, even if Bodhidharma's power is the male among men, it still can't make up for the difference between the heavens and the abyss.

"Just like that, you want to be strong?"

Yun Zhongjun smiled and stepped up his attack.

He knew human beings very well, although Bodhidharma was tightly guarded, and the holy clothes were extremely solid, there was no way to inflict direct fatal wounds on him for a while.

But as long as it drags on for a while, the great monk will inevitably fall into a state of resignation due to blood loss.

The end is irreversible.

Bodhidharma gritted his teeth, his fist was like a meteor, and his punch was as fast as a punch, although the scene was all down, but under the wind of that fist, Yun Zhongjun also had to lose a bird feather.

"Who says man cannot overcome God?

Although the power of God is strong, human beings never give up for a moment.

Whether ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, the most important thing is the sacred weapon of killing gods. ”

"Yo, you're still hard-mouthed, can you still conjure it out of thin air......"

Yun Zhongjun was about to taunt, but Bodhidharma suddenly took a deep breath, and with a bang, the golden holy clothes on his body were violently cracked!

Yun Zhongjun was pushed far away by the golden wave of qi, and hit a dead tree, and his eyes were almost fainting.

Damn, Bodhidharma is big?

There was a faint sense of foreboding in his heart.

He had witnessed the battle of the ancient Saint Seiya, and this scene was all too familiar to him.

Once there is a Saint Seiya Tyrant, the tide of battle will inevitably be reversed......

But Na Dharma is just wearing a skin, and he is not a real saint warrior, even if he is in a violent suit, can he still run away like a flash ninja?

Of course, Bodhidharma will not go berserk, after all, he does not have the unique body background of the flash ninja, but he is holy with martial arts, although he is not a god, but he has a sacred heart.

The golden light in the sky is re-condensed, the golden armor is shattered, and the holy sword is completed!

The holy sword condensed from the strongest thing in the Greek Sanctuary, only the Holy One can call it by name-

"Damok Leeth!"

Although people cannot defeat God, the matter of Damocles has long been engraved on the holy relics.

Boxing monk Bodhidharma never used a sword, Yunzhongjun Li Si, who had just recovered some consciousness, rubbed his eyes, only to feel that the opponent's body was instantly a little more majestic, and the holy sword in his palm was as if it was possessed by Arthur!

The King of-Stirring, Golden Arthur!

Yun Zhongjun is not afraid of Arthur, he is always a god, how can God be afraid of humans?

Even if it is the king of mankind, the saint of mankind.

But he was afraid of the sword, and the sword of Damok Lisi, no matter who hung over his head, was the most vicious curse!

Yunzhongjun's morale has fallen, and he is about to run when he turns his head,

But Arthur's body took a step forward, and the sword was solid.

Yun Zhongjun suddenly felt that his divine power was completely blocked, all his skills could not be used, and when he wanted to escape, it was already too late.

"Leave the ship with death!"

Arthur exhaled the name of the Holy Sword.

Wait a minute!

Yun Zhongjun's heart was struggling, it was not this sword that he had summoned just now!

But he had lost all the power to struggle, and it was not until he met Meng Po in Huangquan Biliangzaka and drank the bowl of practice soup that he heard the last piece of advice in this life,

"Your fate has long been recorded in the book of life and death of the king of Hades.

Damok Lis, to die and leave the ship.

This is a proverb.

When you meet Bodhidharma, it is your death, but why do you still rush to provoke him? ”

Yun Zhongjun heard the words and died.

Bodhidharma beheaded Yunzhongjun, Arthur's holy body was still swirling around him, he turned sideways slightly, looking at the demon slave and the others,

"Let go of my apprentices, and leave you all dead!"

The Demon Sealing Slave sneered pitifully,

"You are indeed strong! But don't think that's all we have. ”

Bodhidharma was slightly stunned, and suddenly heard a sweet Lori singing,

"The little girl picking mushrooms was carrying a big bamboo basket on her back.

Early in the morning, barefoot, walking all over the woods and hills~

She picked the most mushrooms, as many as the stars could not count,

Hey, one,

Hey, two,

Hey, three, three, three! ”

Bodhidharma followed the prestige, a petite girl, holding a freshly picked matsutake mushroom in her hand.

Not far away, a little dwarf in camouflage passed out on the side of the road.

Bodhidharma had never seen the girl in front of him, but he recognized the dwarf as the captain of the Baoyi scout Timo under Feng Liang's seat.

Millions of dollars in the second game, although ...... It's not new, but it's enough to show that the seemingly harmless little Lori in front of him is not a good character.

Just looking at it for a moment, Bodhidharma felt a trance in front of him, and the surrounding scenery changed sharply, as if he was in a punk-style wasteland city.

The little Lori in front of him has also become extremely evil, and her smile and smile are attracting his spirit.

This...... Is this a mind hack?!

"Little brother, brother, brother~

Group CP? P? P? ”

Bodhidharma's sea of consciousness was suddenly hit hard, and he gradually felt that Arthur's spiritual body seemed to be pulled by something and was gradually peeling off from his body!

No! And so on...... Will hang!

Bodhidharma took another breath sharply, sucking back all the energy that remained in the air of Leo's golden holy clothes, and pressed it into his body.

Those golden energies gradually condensed into a heart shape, the heart of a lion!

Bodhidharma let out a king's roar, and the Holy Body of Arthur, who had faded like a psychic policeman, suddenly shook and restored the shape of the Lionheart King.

Emptiness is color, and loss of heart is out of control!

"Huh?"

The little girl seemed to notice that her skills were failing, and she couldn't help but panic.

And Damour's morale skyrocketed, advancing step by step.

Seeing that it was another set of 123 rhythms that were about to take the little girl away, suddenly a black shadow appeared out of thin air and blocked the girl.

"You can't hurt her!"

The voice of the black shadow had a murderous metallic feeling, which made Bodhidharma stop.

"Why?"

"Her name is Angela, and she's a baby.

As long as she is still a baby, she is a person in this seat, and you can't hurt her.

This seat is the head of the sect, and what he says is the oracle of heaven.

If you disobey the oracle, this seat will be killed! ”

Although Bodhidharma is a monk, he is not from Xiamen University, so how could such unconvincing intimidation stop him?

With a cold snort, Bodhidharma took another step forward.

"Didn't you hear what I said?"

The self-proclaimed sect leader burst into a shout, and the surrounding space collapsed again, the wasteland, the city, and nothing remained, and there were only stars and clouds around him.

Everyone is thrown into the boundless space of the universe, where the shadow of a temple with a medieval aesthetic and postmodern decoration looms behind the Master, and a huge man-made metal planet revolves around the temple.

The Demon Slave, as well as the weak and helpless spectators, turned into a cloud of white light in the screams, and gradually, the white armor shell was condensed, and Mu Ran stood around the temple.

I don't know if the creatures in the Songshan jungle are all undergoing the same changes, but in a few moments, a huge white helmet army has formed in front of the temple.

"Darth? Vader, the Great Lord of Darkness.

You don't have to show up so early to use the power of the Death Star.

I haven't had enough of it......"

Angela held the matsutake mushroom in her hand and munched on it.

The matsutake mushroom was so huge compared to her cherry-like mouth that the gnawing always gave the illusion of rubbing at the beginning.

The girl's body was also undergoing some kind of drastic change, as if it was maturing rapidly......

It's very ripe, like a winter melon stand in autumn.

The hacker robe also liquefied at the same time, and it was very difficult to adapt to the new body, although it was a little stretched, but fortunately it was still tightly tensed in the end, and there was no cracking due to the violent expansion.

"Ghost in the Shell Captain, Angela Kusanagi!"

"Are you okay?"

Vader asked with concern.

"Are you good?"

Angela smiled wickedly and asked rhetorically.

"Be careful."

Vader didn't say anything more, and dodged out of the way.

Bodhidharma looked at the pair of living treasures in front of him with cold eyes, and said contemptuously and mockingly,

"Why don't you go up together, thinking you can scare me in this cosmic space?

You're so young!

Remember, I'm not from Xiamen University! ”

Too young?

What does that mean?

Before Vader and Angela could react, the Holy Sword was raised again!

"Give me strength! I'm Seaman! ”

Bodhidharma summoned the Holy Sacrament again –

He-Man, known as the most powerful man in the universe!

In this deep space, it is his home field!

"What! Seaman! You, you will reveal the age of the author in this way! ”

Angela's face changed dramatically.

Once He-Man raised Excalibur, he never failed!

Just like Ultraman with a red light, the character is invincible!

"Don't be afraid! Angela, you, take control of the Death Star.

This control temple, let's destroy him together! ”

"Good!" Angela immediately uses telepathic waves to control the Death Star cannon.

The most devastating laser weapon in the universe activated, and a miserable green light blasted straight towards Heman's holy body with a fluctuating detachment.

Terrifying!

Seaman smiled slightly, raised the sword of power in his hand, and greeted him.

The sword of power can absorb the power of all rays in the universe,

The little girl in front of her is really too young to know the importance of it.

"Not good! He's absorbing the light of death!

Quick, use the power of the Temple! ”

Angela seemed to have sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly summoned Vader to attack together.

The Dark Venerable sweated on his forehead, and his lips moved rapidly, as if he was chanting a very complex incantation.

The faint shadow of the temple that was originally looming is gradually becoming clearer, holding up a looming figure - the spokesperson of the temple, with the ultimate power of the universe that destroys everything......

When he appears, he will wear an Infinity Gauntlet on each hand, and with a high-five, he can destroy 50% and 50% of the life of the universe and restart the entire space......

The energy of the Death Star is gradually running out, but the sword of power is still strong, and if the spokesperson does not make a move, it will be over!

Of course, Vader would not sit idly by and watch such a thing happen, he resolutely opened the blood sacrifice, and those soulless White Helmet NPCs howled miserably, turning into powder, converging into a torrent of energy, and rushing into the temple phantom.

The spokesperson finally opened his eyes!

He looked around at the battle situation, showed Dharma a more evil smile than Angela's before, and gently stretched out his hand to flick it......

Death Star, Explode!

"Why?"

Vader and Angela looked at the Temple Spokesperson in surprise.

"Let me introduce you."

Bodhidharma's mellow voice resounded throughout the world,

"His name is Qingyun, and he is my friend."

"Qingyun? Why, why did he be summoned? ”

From Vader's voice at this moment, one could read the despair that bordered on hysteria.

"Haven't you heard his last name yet?

Celebration, the celebration of the whole world. ”

The corners of Bodhidharma's lips lifted slightly,

"His mother's surname is Ye,

Ye Xiu's leaves,

Ye Fan's leaves,

Ye Mo's leaves,

Leaf heavy leaves,

Ye Xiaotian's leaves,

That leaf in the online literature circle, as long as it is mentioned, the universe will tremble! ”

"Actually...... Yes, I'm sorry!

God, don't kill me, don't!

I, we are friends, I know Ip Man!

He starred in the ...... of our series

Yes! ……”

Angela's eyes widened, and she looked at Vader who had turned into ashes beside her in fear, and suddenly paused like a deflated ball, and changed back to the natural Lori appearance,

"You, let me go!

If you continue to write like this, how will you go back to the main line! ”

"Why go back to the main story?"

The door of the temple suddenly opened, and a handsome monk came out with a broom.

"Have you forgotten what day it is?"

Angela was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized,

"Ahh April 1st! ”

"Yes! Happy April Fool's Day! ”

The handsome monk picked up Angela and walked towards the temple.

"Let's go, Uncle invites you to eat matsutake mushrooms."

The doors of the temple closed again, and the projection of the temple faded out, dissolving into the empty universe.

Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Bodhidharma, and said with relief, "It's finally over!" ”

He slapped his palms lightly, as if to commemorate the end of the war, and Bodhidharma's face suddenly changed drastically, and he shouted, "Don't!" ”

It's late!

The two Infinity Gauntlets snapped together, and the entire cosmic space contracted rapidly, turning into a ray of light in an instant, and then gathering into a singularity, which disappeared in a flash.

The world restarted again, and when it opened, it was a familiar blue sky and white cloud interface.

(Lie down!) Can the author upgrade the system? What age is this! ）

Strange peaks, secluded forests, see Song Mountain again.

Taoist Temple, Lan Ruo, smiling at the twin peaks.

The handsome monk also smiled with satisfaction, and Angela after transformation looked like Si Jiali? The delicate god feels like the master of the world at this time.

Hmph, can't go back to the main story?

There is no such thing!

Even if the building is crooked to the sky, the poor monk can break it back.

He pushed open the door of the temple and said to the priest who was waiting at the door,

"Ruri Hoshino, this seat has found a new divine servant.

The outside world has been restarted, Vader is dead, and the new cosmic order needs to be maintained.

Go ahead and get ready, and get out there. ”

(End of April Fool's Day)

》》》》》 time to knock on the blackboard《《《《《

it! Knock on the blackboard and knock on it! April Fool's Day special also want to knock?

Yes, loli culture took shape in the last century. As the originator of Lolita culture, the Lolita written by the family is naturally the ancestor of culture. But the originator of the modern Lori that really prompted Lori and the second dimension to go together,In fact, the end of the century and the first generation of three no girls big IP Hoshino Ruri.。

Ruri, pronounced Ruri in Japanese, is a name in homage to Lolita in itself. And Hoshino Ruri's high IQ and zero EQ, with a childlike half-body character, became the main vane of Lori's image later. At the end of the twentieth century, he was known as one of the four heavenly kings of a certain world.

If you use the development of football as a metaphor, Lolita is the distant ancestor Keju, who only gave Lori the definition of age-related big concepts, and Ruri Hoshino is English football, giving the real image definition and soul.

Look, hardcore knowledge points!

If you don't memorize the college entrance examination, you will lose points!

(I only dare to say this today, dig Ka Ka ~)