"Tomorrow I'll find a summoning teacher and ask him to summon a durable Death Knight and show you the full range of gun techniques.

Today, I listened to it and started to learn from physical skills, and walked with a 'knee bump'. ”

Knee hits are close-range aerial tricks that are not something that can be done with a simple knee raise, at least in an afternoon, because it involves the use of power.

The elven clan has no physical cultivation path, and occasionally there are some close-range attack methods such as elven rangers and elven knights, which also vary from person to person and are not systematic.

Yes, systematic, human occupations are systematic; And elves, as far as magic is concerned, elements, alchemy, formations, potions, and summoning can all be learned.

These courses are offered in the academy, and there are no rules and restrictions.

After school, I went to the teaching office to apply for some teaching materials. As a prisoner in a labor camp, as I mentioned earlier, I naturally have no funds for teaching.

But even if it's at your own expense, you have to get me a batch of textbooks? Without firearms, this course would not have been possible. I thought to myself.

However, when I went to the teaching office, I was told that there were no firearms. The human side has restricted the trade of firearms to the elves.

War, on the one hand, is a poor information gap. As a result of my defection and a series of actions, the elves have taken precautions against humans, and the sneak attack is no longer valid.

The Human Empire may have given up on attacking the elves for the time being, because the elves occupy a favorable location, and except for the blitzkrieg sneak attack, the probability of victory in a head-on duel is not large, even if the humans have instantaneous long-range attack methods such as guns.

There are many factors that can determine the outcome of a war, and the right time, place, and people are undoubtedly a very important aspect.

From the elven realm to the human kingdom, there is a narrow road, thousands of meters long, more than a dozen people walking side by side wide, about the same height and length.

It only takes a few hundred magicians to be stationed there, even tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands of human armies are useless.

But even without going to war, humans won't let the elves become stronger. They restrict the trade of firearms and elves in them. As for self-sufficiency?

The Elven Kingdom is more about agriculture and crafts because we are closer to nature. If you want to make firearms, you need a heavy industry factory. Besides, the noble elves are not good at casting, which is the work of lowly and vulgar dwarves.

So, ah, it's still by smuggling.

I had all the plans in mind: put out the news to buy guns - > contact the people who smuggled them - > rob them.

But the first step was to give me no, and I was restricted from leaving the country.

The director of the National Academy of Magic in the Elven Kingdom, 'Typhia, the Vicious Princess', was the one who vetoed my "smuggling weapons, robbing smugglers, and sustainable development".

Me: "Why are you restricting me from leaving the country?" ”

Thefia: "You're still in labor reform?" ”

Me: "I'm on bail!" ”

Thephia: "Bail doesn't mean innocence, or do you want to run away and let Enoch atone for you?" ”

Me: "All I'm going to do is atone for my sins, don't get in the way of my plans!" ”

Thephia: "What a plan, what you have to do is simply disgraceful to the Elven Kingdom. ”

Me: "It's useless to be face-saving, and don't think about the noble qualities of elves when dealing with humans, that will only make you eat no bones and slag." ”

Thefia: "That's not going to work, it's humiliating to rob ......, it's not going to work anyway." Moreover, if this matter spreads, it will affect the entire foreign trade of the Elven Empire. ”

Me: "No, Ah Lang said before that humans die for wealth, and birds die for food." As long as the profits of smuggling are large enough, there is no shortage of smugglers on the human side.

Besides, it wasn't necessarily a serious smuggler, eighty percent of them were bounty hunters who came for me. The skill is not as good as the person, and the death is not disadvantaged. ”

Thefia: "What if you miss, I'm worried...... In short, you are not allowed to go. ”

Calm and calm, calm and calm; Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds roll up in the sky; They are all elves who are over 200 years old, and they can't deal with female elves! I'm a legendary gunsmith, and I can't put down my frame and beat her.

In order to prevent the plot from entering an infinite loop of "ruthless, unjust, and vexatious" famous scenes, I had to calm down and think about it, there must be something I ignored.

Ah, I figured it out, it's not that I can't beat her. Although it can't solve the problem, at least beat her up to get angry. Well, just do it, and find a way to force her to attack me first.

Me: "You didn't become the dean of education when I walked the rivers and lakes, so I came to report to you to save face."

If you stop me from making such unreasonable troubles, I will immediately cut it first and then grab a batch of weapons and come back, do you think anyone in the House of Elders will disagree? ”

The otherworldly that Ah Lang taught me are always very emotional.

Thefia: "You dare?" If you dare to act privately, I will report to the royal family and the House of Elders, saying that you have escaped from prison and committed treason. ”

Me: "Do you believe I'm going to beat you up now?" ”

Thefia: "I'm afraid of you? Do you dare to touch me? ”

"Heh, come, make a gesture, give you some color and see." I'm going to take out the frozen grenade, and this girl must be controlled. Anyway, she is also a magician with outstanding talent, who has stepped into the legendary realm early, and some magic can be activated in an instant without chanting.

"Hey, hey, hey", the vicious princess suddenly laughed, and I frowned, feeling that this matter was not simple. "If you dare to touch me, I'll tell my sister that you want to insult me. Hey, hey, hey, come and show me some color. ”

What a vicious scheme, the vicious princess will use her brains, terrible.

That's right, while I often laugh at Enoch as a Celestial Princess's licking dog, I'm actually a Princess's licking dog as well.

"Well, I actually mean please watch the fireworks," the hand holding the grenade trembled slightly. "The unique style of play of firearms and ammunition is gorgeous. If you want to see it, I'll invite you, and it's better to bring your sister by the way. ”

On the shore of the palace lake, I set off fireworks for the two princesses for the night, and put them in the blue capital.

For elves, the palace is actually a scenic spot, and there is no deep mansion compound, and it is easy for elves to enter it. There are only four members of the entire royal family, no, the queen's husband does not have royal blood, and he usually does not live in the palace.

The real organ of power, of course, is the House of Elders.

As for 'blue', there is a kind of power in every living being, called the Force, or internal force, soul power, mana, and so on.

The Force is the most primitive power of life, which can be transformed into magic, qi and the like.

For professionals, the release of skills requires the support of the Force, otherwise there is only a shelf and no power.

Those children didn't need to hit them with their knees, and they probably didn't know how to use the Force.

Because the Force of normal elves will turn into magic and flow in the body, but as long as you want to do something with the Force, you don't need to control it yourself, and the magic can be turned back into the Force.

In the human world, there is a blue bottle of potion that can replenish the Force after taking it, so I usually call the Force 'Blue'.

The next day I was informed that I could carry out the 'smuggling plan', but only under the supervision of representatives of the royal family, the House of Elders, and the Academy of Magic.

Hahahahahaha

I didn't look at the 'Thirty-six Strategies of the Art of War from the Other World' that Ah Lang sent me! The name of this plan is: "'Making something out of nothing, secretly crossing Chen Cang, crossing the river without concealing the sky, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge'."

Let you obstruct it in every way, I will directly go past you to find your superior, what can you do with me (manual funny.jpg). I'm just so smart.

I arranged the academy courses, and one knee hit was enough for them to learn anyway. Then with the three delegates embarked on the journey to the border.

Because this matter is small, it is said that the curriculum lacks teaching equipment; At worst, it will lead to trade disputes and wars. So all three parties sent representatives to accompany me to complete it.

When I saw the three deputies, I was wrong, I was really wrong, and I will never put up a flag again.

"Speaking of which, it's been a while since we've been working together." Enoch said with a smile.

Yes, as you may have guessed, Enoch (representative of the House of Elders), Vicious Princesses (representative of the Academy), Little Princess (representative of the royal family), and I, the four of us are all the people involved in this operation.

Just send Ah Lang, and our "elf wings" will be here.

Ah Lang is a genius summoning beast with unparalleled resourcefulness. I don't know where to go to the other world.

We haven't seen him in a long time, no, I haven't seen him in a while, but I've been separated from these three for a longer time.

Compared to the three of them, Ah Lang, when I traveled in the human world, he came to give me things a few times.

However, we are not worried about Ah Lang, anyway, his spatial magic defense is invincible, he is the first to run, and his IQ crushes the four of us. Otherwise, he could be the boss of the Elven Wings.

"It's almost two hundred years since we've acted together." I answered.

More than 200 years ago, when we were still in the academy for nine years of compulsory education, we often teamed up together to complete tasks.

Among them, the text task is entrusted to me to solve, and if it needs to be fought, I am responsible for being beaten.

Because the magic is free from injury, so stand in front of the MT. But maybe the magic is mixed with physical attacks, and the beating is miserable.

"Hee-hee, that's Amer, you haven't been back for too long, we all thought you were addicted to the human world and couldn't extricate yourself."

The little princess Thea looked very happy, probably because she had stayed in the palace for too long, and it was difficult to make a trip. Or such an exciting smuggling activity to the border.

"How is it possible, I ......" I have you in my heart.

Before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by a vicious princess.

"How is that possible? This guy is a scourge, we don't want you to come back, so we just stay in the human world and scourge them. ”

What is a scourge, although I sometimes do something, right? But you don't know, do you? Between humans and elves, the information is not so well-informed, right? How can you conclude that I am a scourge?

Calm and calm, calm and calm; Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds roll up in the sky; They are all elves who are over 200 years old, and they can't deal with female elves! I'm a legendary gunsmith.

Ah Lang seems to have given me the 'meditation mantra' of the other world, saying that it is good to recite it twice when I am upset.

But I can't read the text. Nor will I translate the version of this world, so how did Ah Lang solve the communication problem in the other world?

This time, the little princess was also there, and she didn't bother with Tifia and didn't reply, so that she was embarrassed by an elf.

Enoch obviously wanted to say something, but he wouldn't laugh at me, and he couldn't refute the vicious princess's words. I stopped talking a few more times, but in the end I didn't say anything.

This kid is a good old man, he thinks about a lot of things and is very comprehensive, and he is a good hand at politics. But ah, caring about everyone's feelings is destined to make you uncomfortable.

The little princess is obviously very naïve, or rather, a little less intelligent Yazi.

"Really, Amer? Don't you want to go back to the Elven Kingdom? ”

"Of course not, haven't I already returned, and I won't be leaving for a long time."

Yes, when will you be able to save enough to pay off the fines that you can't pay off for 3,000 years?

"As soon as you come back, you might as well make trouble, it's better to harm others." The vicious princess never misses an opportunity to attack me.

"Aren't we going to harm others this time? And you're a part of it, too. ”

What is it called? Oh! They are all two-hundred-year-old elves, so don't pretend to be 'chatting' here.

What is 'Liao Zhai'? That's only Ah Lang knows.

Before the vicious princess could get angry, I quickly ran behind the little princess.

"Is Amer already a legend? Isn't it my sister's opponent yet? ”

The little princess didn't mind me using her as a shield at all, or maybe she didn't realize it at all.

"How is it possible, she is not my match now. You forgot? Most of her magic doesn't work for me. ”

The vicious princess didn't get angry in the end, she probably didn't want to really do it, but she was a little angry, and now that the little princess was in front, she simply gave up.

"Silent Dye is stronger now, hmph, the three of you were not my opponent in the past."

Thefia had an expression of 'at the beginning, regretting not at the beginning'.

What she said was true, during the college period, I, Thea, Enoch, and the three of us were often bullied by the vicious princess, yes, bullied.

I was born with magic immunity, and I am MT anti-damage; Thea Holy Light Physique, Nurse; Enoch was in charge of the output. Normally, this system is very strong, but the reality is:

I am immune but not immune to physical damage caused by magic, such as fireballs that don't work, but rockfall that works;

The summoned goblins and other goblins are not immune to my attacks;

Summoning vines and binding things like that will also work on me;

In the most ruthless time, Thefia directly buried me alive with trapping and falling stones.

On the other hand, Thea, a big mom, didn't respond to my treatment.

That's right, I'm completely immune from her healing effects; When I was in the human world, most of the healing and blessing buffs of the same human priest didn't work for me.

And Enoch, the licking dog, was not proficient in offensive magic, and was even more reluctant to hurt Thephia.

Magic is such a subjective thing, and it can't be used against your will. Even if you use it, it's still a 'sprite stroke'.

That is, on the surface, Thefia can hold down the three of us. In fact, the three of us can only be beaten, and we have no ability to fight back.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business," I'm not going to dwell on the bad things of the past,

"Let's talk about it first, when the time comes to meet human smugglers, I will go up to negotiate verbally, and Enoch will provide materials to prove his identity. If the fight starts, Tifia will be responsible for the armed negotiations, I will respond remotely, and the little princess, you will be in the final formation. ”

In fact, if you fight, there must be royal guards around, and no matter how big the royal family is, they will not do nothing without any protective measures.

But if you really fight, it is still the safest in the rear, and the little princess is a treatment, and the treatment is naturally to stay in the rear and be thoughtful in protection.

After all, the three of them are overseers, and I am the one who really carries out the task, so the plan is naturally arranged by me.

"It's still far from the border teleportation point, and when the time comes, I will act when the opportunity comes, and besides, this princess is a mage, and she will also stand behind and output."

Marching and fighting, there are more 'overseers' than 'armies', and this is still lonely?

"Amer tell us about what happened when you went to the human world, and you left along this route in the first place."

Me: "Okay, then I'll tell you about it, at that time......"

Even if I haven't seen each other for two hundred years, the initial liking will leave a little throbbing in my heart after a long time.

So I basically won't refuse any request from the little princess. That's right, Ben Genie is a licking dog!

"At that time, you all graduated, and only Ah Lang and I were the only ones who didn't graduate. Ah Lang was once summoned by humans, and he told me that there are strong people in the human world who can reach the legendary level without using magic.

So I decided to go to the human world. ”

"Poof, Amer, didn't you graduate? Didn't take enough elective courses? ”

"How is it possible, although I can't use magic, I'm also a genius in other ways. My elven swordsmanship, elven fighting, shooting, elven history, arithmetic, and drawing are all full marks, okay? ”

"Then why didn't you graduate?"

"Because I didn't pass the basic course, fireball, summoning, transfiguration, flying (riding a broomstick). Which one is like I'll be able to pass? But it doesn't matter, Ah Lang didn't take the exam. ”

"Amer, that, in fact, Ah Lang took the make-up exam later. So you alone failed to graduate. ”

Enoch's face was full of confusion, and finally he spoke up.

"Hahahahahahaha There was a lot of joy along the way.

Calm and calm, calm and calm; Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds roll up in the sky; are more than two hundred years old elves,

You can't talk to them. They are all friends, they have no malice, I am a legendary gunsmith.

"At that time, I left the Elven Kingdom with the caravan and came to the Human Empire......

"There is an empire in the human world, the largest human nation, and the armies of the empire are distinguished by swordsmen and cavalrymen with guns or spears;

There is also a principality, which is more peace-loving, and they have more research-oriented magicians;

There is also a country famous for martial arts, they practice qi and refine the body, and they will also use all kinds of talismans to invite the gods;

There is also the heavenly realm in the sky, and the people there mostly use firearms.

There are also all sorts of small countries and regions, often at war. Small countries fight with small countries, and big countries manipulate small countries to fight. ”

"Aren't they all human? Why do you have to call around? The simple little princess is aware of the complexities.

"Because they're all human beings, but they're not the same kind of people. Where there is interest, there will be strife. ”

This is Enoch's answer.

I would have thought that Enoch would say that this is the inferiority of human beings, and praise the elves by the way.

He was able to say such philosophical words, and it seems that he has grown a lot over the years.