Chapter 2 Shocked! Elementary school leavers have become teachers

When we were in school together, Ah Lang spearheaded the formation of an organization called Elven Wings. The members are Alang, who aspires to cross the realms, Enoch, who became a politician, Thephia, the legendary mage of the future, Thea, the legendary priest of the future, and I, who is a clergyman.

Alas, because of the lack of magic, I was blind for most of my classes during my time at the academy, and the best classes were actually history and poetry.

Possible. So that one day I can become a qualified troubadour!

As for the academy, the full name is the Elf Kingdom National Academy of Magic, the elves enter at the age of 10, and the nine-year education system is in.

Due to the elves' long lifespan and peaceful concept, our population is not very large.

In the old days, a high-level magician only brought 3-5 personal disciples plus a dozen registered disciples, and the registered disciples took on more servant work.

Even so, there is a price to be paid to be able to enter the magic tower of a high-level magician as a registered disciple.

Another reason is peace, yes, the elves prefer to lie on the grass by the brook rather than learn magic, and their minds are in harmony with nature.

In layman's terms, it's a lazy night's sleep, day or night. Perhaps our neighbor humans would prefer us to be like this all day.

It was only later that the elves came into contact with humans to change these customs.

For nearly two thousand years, elves have prided themselves on becoming stronger, at least the younger elves, who have not yet experienced the troubles of a long life, and are often competitive.

But magician is a profession that looks at talent, since elves average high-level magicians, then there are those who have reached the legend, and there must be those who cannot reach the high-level.

Among the young elves, the gifted look down on the weak. Those who are strong in combat still look down on the weak.

So under the influence of the chain of contempt, it is very miserable to have no magical talent at all.

Far from it. We have learned the various systems of human beings, but we have not introduced the various systems of power in the human world.

In other words, the elves are all magician systems, and the magician system is not weak, and there is no need for martial arts, swordsmanship, holy light, assassination and other professional systems.

As for firearms, they have only been gradually learned from the heavenly realm in the last hundred years.

Of course, the elves were completely unaware of it before they made contact, and the long range and fast attack of the guns restrained the mage system that required chanting to a certain extent.

That's why the elves need me to teach the power of firearms.

(After the disappearance of the 'God Slayer', the continent's road to the heavenly realm was blocked again for 10,000 years, which was long enough time for the firearms profession on the continent to disappear.) It was only reopened 100 years ago for unknown reasons. )

It's a long way off, anyway, I need to recruit students now.

The Elf Academy is a free course selection system, and the salary assessment is the basic salary + bonus + number of students + daily activities + year-end ratio (combat courses).

The above mentioned that there is no eating, drinking, monthly attendance and so on, all about the teaching system.

If you want to be rated as an excellent teacher, you must first teach at least 50 students, have a high monthly attendance rate, a high daily grade, and achieve good results at the end of the year.

If I want to be released from prison in 3,000 years, then at least 50 students will be in full attendance every month, every day and at the end of the year.

So, now go grab the students. Why do you say rob? After all, it's not just the beginning of the school year, and it's been half a month since the school year started, and all the courses that should be taken have been chosen.

In addition to the basic courses, there are two free elective courses in the college system every year.

If you pass 10 elective courses in 6 years, you can graduate.

More students = gold coins = resources = combat power, so every year there are teachers grabbing students, how normal is this. I'm going to grab it too.

I came to the shooting range, and the elves also have shooting lessons, and the weapon is a hand crossbow. By attaching Wind Blessing or other elemental blessings to the bolt, the bolt can be given the same speed and destructive power as a firearm.

It can also be explosive or toxic or frozen. If only the blessing could be attached to the bullet as well. Well, of course I haven't tried, and I'm not going to bless it.

So why do you need to introduce firearms when you have a crossbow in your hand?

That's a good question, because the blessing of the crossbow bolt also has to be chanted, and this amount of time is enough time to shoot you in the first three times with a gun.

I'm sorry for the shooting teacher, after all, I really don't dare to rob those who teach potions, summoning, changing, botany, and divination.

All in all, you're out of luck. After all, although the hand crossbow is convenient for blessings, there is one flaw that is unavoidable, and that is the reload speed.

So I pulled out the Gatling machine gun, the Silent Modification, and a strafing shot that smashed all the targets on the shooting range.

"Ah, Explosion Zero is coming!"

"It's the elf who caused trouble at the celebration!"

"Is he here to kill us?"

"I heard he was sent by humans!"

"Teacher save me!"

"Is it the elf with zero magical talent?"

What are you talking about, I'm not happy! Withdraw now!

Although something strange was mixed in, as expected, the shooting range was in chaos.

"Silent dye, what are you doing?" Hawu came up and gave me a burst of shots, which I easily dodged (funny face).

[Hawu, a high ranger, first-class marksmanship, is currently a shooting teacher. Maybe it's a certain princess's licking dog.,In short, I've been dealing with me since I entered school.。 】

It may also be that I don't like him and trouble him everywhere, after all, I'm not a good person, a good elf!

"Come to admissions, didn't anyone inform you yesterday?" I replied.

"*, rob Lao Tzu's students, you are a bully when Lao Tzu!" Hawu's face was gloomy, and he seemed to be able to condense water. His eyes were wide open, and he seemed to be able to emit flames.

It seems that his elemental magic attainments are also very high.

"One thing to say, it's indeed easier to rob you than to grab a potion and summon." I'm immune to elemental attacks, and I'm not scared of him at all.

"Alright, students, be quiet. I'm the new firearms teacher, and as you can see, the advantage of firearms is at least beyond the five avenues of the crossbow in terms of continuous attack.

And there are all kinds of gun body techniques, gun fighting techniques, and melee combat. ”

"Scared woo woo woo ......"

"I'm going to die!"

"If you don't agree, will you be killed, I heard that the explosion has killed a lot of people?"

"Boom!"

"When did Blast Zero become a teacher?"

"I'm talented in magic, and I don't want to learn firearms!"

"I heard that only those with low talent went to learn firearms?"

"Teacher Hawu, help!!"

Calm and calm, calm and calm. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds roll up in the sky; It's more than two hundred years old, and you can't deal with these little kids. It's just that they don't have talent, and they're not the only ones who say it. I'm a legendary gunsmith, and I don't care about such a little magical talent. I can't slaughter them all, calm down, I'm here to recruit new students, and I can't beat them again now.

Take a deep breath and calm your mind.

"It's all quiet!" I pulled out a stun bomb and threw it into the sky. Take out the revolver, shoot it point, detonate.

"Bang, pop~bang~"

Immediately, the entire shooting range forcibly calmed down and 'quieted', and by the way, the detonator shattered a total of 22 pieces of glass in three school buildings.

"All in all, I'm your firearms teacher, this is a class that only started yesterday, and it's normal that you don't know." I said calmly, "As for whether to choose my class or not, I don't force it."

But I said it first (funny.jpg and it will be used in the shooting range firearms class.

I also often invite Mr. Hawu to have a simple shooting competition between students from both sides.

Of course, just let you use rubber bullets, and there will be no problem.

If you don't want to be beaten, ah, no, if you don't want to participate in the competition, as long as Teacher Hawu has no students, there will be no such competition.

You know what I mean? ”

Elves are efficient in some things and slow in others.

For example, all the top management and teachers in the college knew that there was a new firearms course, and I was the teacher.

But none of the students knew about it.

Ha Wu's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he roared angrily: "What kind of shooting is a firearm, a crossbow is the truth." You're robbing, robbing, I'm going to report you at the teaching office. ”

"Whatever you want," I smiled, "Anyway, there are already 300 million fines, what am I afraid of." ”

What did he come from.

In the afternoon of the same day, I was criticized for damaging more than 60 targets at the shooting range and 22 pieces of glass in the school building. A fine of 10 gold coins and 10 deductibles will be deducted.

This month's salary is reduced by ten. The deduction of ten points will also be left in the file, and this year's excellent teachers are out of play. The 3,000-year-old debt repayment plan dies before he gets started.

Yes, just because this happened, the millennium plan is equivalent to an abrupt death.

The purchasing power of gold coins is still quite strong, ten gold coins are enough to buy the glass of an entire school building, and by the way, the installation fee is added.

Therefore, the fine of 300 million gold coins is equivalent to the rest of my life to work day labor, how can I rob and get money quickly.

But if I slip the number, the money owed will have to be paid by my bail officer.

I really want to slip away when I think about it, if my bail officer wasn't Enoch.

Let's find a way to make money out of these little cubs. I was standing on the podium, and I didn't expect to stand on it one day.

There were fifty students sitting below, originally there were more than sixty students in Hawu, and more than a dozen elf children had joined other teachers, in short, Hawu was not a single student.

I can't make a lot of money, but if you go against me, you'll lose blood.

"Alright, little ones, in the first lesson today, I'll teach you how to know weapons."

First lesson. According to my lesson plan, it should be:

Show equipment - > set of students' money - > buy weapons - > contact the people who smuggle weapons - > rob them.

A well-developed sustainability plan quickly came to my mind.

Sure enough, when I was a mercenary before, did I rob 'robbers' too much? How did any plan end up like this?

"It's a revolver, six shots, it's very powerful, but it's a little closer, and if you hit the enemy in the head or heart, it's easy to kill with one hit. This one is my improved one, and it only costs 9.8 gold. ”

9.8 gold coins for my revolver, which is considered the cost price. But I'm not really going to sell them the ones I've made myself.

It's just a student, it's good to use some assembly line production, and they can't control weapons that are too strong.

"Automatic pistol, seven shots, minimal recoil, if you don't count the crossbow, the other ....... is also 9.8"

"Rifles, with long range, high power, and compatibility with a wide variety of characteristic bullets, are best used with grenades. Find a place without glass when you have time, and I'll set off fireworks for you......"

"Gatling gun, burst rapid-fire ......"

"Flamethrower, continuous output, comparable to flame radiation......"

"Viper Cannon......"

"Cannon ......"

"Anti-tank gun ......"

"Floating Cannon ......"

"Sniper Rifle ......"

"Laser cannon ......"

"G-38 Explosive Grenade, G-39 Shock Grenade, G-40 Freeze Grenade......"

"Howitzer ......"

"Spikegun ......"

“……”

"Ahem, every skill in the firearms department represents a weapon, and at the same time, it also represents that it is a profession that can be accelerated (as long as you have money, enough krypton!). )

You don't have to chant awkward spells, you don't need to memorize incomprehensible formations, you can master an attack as long as you master a weapon (as long as you buy a weapon).

Everyone will bring money with them in the next class, oh, it's useless to bring them, the academy doesn't have guns now.

I'll start with a little bit of simple stuff, like 'gun fighting'. Bring your hands on the crossbow and assemble at the shooting range. ”

A group of elves came to the shooting range with a chatter, and Hawu was not here, but it was a pity.

"Everybody knows it, and they may not know it. Anyway, I said it, you have to know.

That is to say, since ancient times, long-range people have been afraid of close quarters, and mages are the most wasteful in melee combat.

But they can teleport to get away, and for me who play with guns, of course, if you learn to teleport, of course, you can use it.

I don't teach teleportation, and gunners don't learn teleportation!

I'm going to teach you how to deal with close quarters with gunslingers, and it's called "Gun Body Technique." You don't have a gun yet, but you can do it with your hands and crossbows. Okay, watch me demonstrate. ”

Emmmmmmm, which cutie is going to be beaten up next.

"You, yes, that's you, have you ever wanted to learn those guns?" I asked, pointing to one of the students closest to me.

"Ah, teacher, I haven't thought about it yet." The kid was visibly a little nervous and a little dumbfounded.

"Okay, then you're coming at me."

"Oh", the kid raised his crossbow and chanted a wind acceleration blessing and a fire explosion blessing, shooting at me. That's enough time to kill him twice.

And???

Little classmate, are you a friend of Little Question Mark? Didn't I say demo melee? Shouldn't you come over and be beaten at this time?

I took out the Gatling and struck a 'heavy weapon pull' that sent the bolt flying.

It's impossible to shoot, Gatling's bullet itself has more kinetic energy than a crossbow arrow, let alone a burst shot, and I don't want to have an accident on the first day.

Morning? That's a story at most in the morning.

"Stop, stop, forget it. Eh, you," I said, gesturing to another child, "what firearms do you want to learn?" ”

This kid was obviously a little more excited than just now.

"Report to the teacher, I want to learn."

"Very good, very good, teachable," I pinched my cheeks with my fingers as best I could, and then pushed through my smooth chin.

Pretend to stroke your beard and try not to laugh out loud.

"Come on, kid, come here, uh, you summon a goblin and let him attack me, and I'll show you how to deal with melee combat."

The classmate did as I instructed, summoning a green-skinned goblin with short limbs, a flat-bellied head, and a wooden club, and rushed towards me with a shout.

"Okay, classmates, pay attention, what I showed just now is a pull-out attack, after all, the enveloping range is large, but it is not easy to use in the case of close fitting, and now I will show another hollow technique of the gun system."

Although the goblins rushed towards me, I didn't panic at all, and as soon as the goblins' wooden sticks could attack me, I straightened my chest and stomach, and my dantian sank and my legs out—'knee strikes'.

Goblins float in the air, goblins fall. I took a half-step forward, my hands touching the ground, my legs guiding my body to spin, 'Roundhouse Kick', and the goblin was in the air;

Hands on the ground, legs together, kick up, 'levitation robbery', goblins float again;

'Silver light falls ......' ah no, I'm going to demonstrate the gun system now, I can't show off 'sword skills'. If you want to learn the sword department, you have to add money. I'm very principled.

Generally speaking, in a fight, it is better to follow the 'Floating Strike' followed by the 'Aerial Wrench' or 'Breaking the Rock', and if it is to kill the enemy, it is better to take the 'Silver Light Falling Blade' and stab the enemy's head, heart, and throat.

But they can all learn magic, and there's no need to learn so many melee class tricks like I did.

'Aerial Shooting' is a shooting technique that uses the recoil generated by rapid fire to make oneself stay in the air for a short period of time, or to fall slowly, and to shoot quickly backward during the fall.

The goblin sped to the ground, and I used the recoil of the shot to stay in the air for a short time; I landed, and the goblin charged at me again with a crossbow bolt in his head;

To show the students, I'm of course holding a crossbow now. However, it is an improved version and can be fired in bursts, but the crossbow bolt is an ordinary crossbow arrow.

'Instant Kick', the goblin is knocked back, and due to his height, he can only kick the goblin's sternum. If it is a normal human height, the height of the instant kick is thigh-level, and the kick can be reached (if the leg length is about the same).

If the goblin is shorter, he can break his neck.

The goblin rushed again, and I took a step to the right, lifted my left foot, and kicked the goblin in the calf, knocking it out;

Step on the goblin again and shoot - stomping.

The goblin turns into a green point of light and dissipates. This is when the summon is about to die, the summon is released and returns to the original world.

"See, students, what I showed just now is physical skills and ordinary shooting, and gun physical skills are interspersed with physical skills and firearms.

Although it is not very good to learn firearms in melee combat, compared to mages, we can still kill mages in melee combat. ”

The classmates were still stunned, surprised that I could kill the summon without attacking the summoner.

Because summons are already powerful, and with the blessings of summoners and contracts, it is really an eye-opener for them to kill summons violently.

And under my description, I would think that the full gun body technique would be stronger.

Of course, I won't tell them that with my strength, if I kill a weak goblin, I can kill it instantly if I switch to a revolver and hit it.