"The sound of my snoring on the top bunk last night was like sticking to my face...... I was lying in bed...... It's like the kind of horror movie that just woke up and opened your eyes...... Nahaha...... It's so exciting! ”

Xin Wu posted such a message in the WeChat circle of friends in the morning, and also accompanied by a picture of JERRY's "mouse and cat" life, the text is: "Sitting up in shock in the dying disease", which damaged Wang Li.

I was finally able to return to the college to resume classes, but I was directly faced with the "graduation" that was about to be "graduated", the most difficult graduation season in history, in this year of Gengzi when the epidemic broke out, "We are really difficult." ”

Listening to "Heart-wrenching Jokes and Long Daydreams", the simple youthful rhythm and disease-free long-pitched moaning of the "Universal Youth Hotel", coupled with the melodious and soothing cello passing through the door, can finally make Xin Wu wake up from that night without a good night, and he can slow down.

"Slip out the back door of Times Bank

Tear through the night and the hoarse plains

Cross the off-season forest and electricity

Draw our dark hearts

In the last season of wishes

Disband: Early in the morning and dusk

In the last season of wishes

Remember that I had a sharp knife in my possession

Who is from the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas

But confined to the kitchen and love day and night

Come to the frontier of self-awareness

I saw my father sitting in the clouds

He said the child went and reconciled with yesterday

Just like we used to

With infinite methods that are suitable for the future

Replace the rivers of stars in the body

With infinite methods that are suitable for the future

Love the flock of birds that are both converged and discrete

Who is from the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas

But confined to the kitchen and love day and night

In an instant

Hold my contradictory hand"

This is Wang Li's favorite song, and he recommended it to Xin Wu, he said that he himself is the president of the "time bank" in the song, and his father is the one who always uses the kitchen to try to solve all his problems, and always ends with this sentence: "The most important thing in the world: is to eat and drink well, it is a blessing to be able to eat, and what kind of fat to lose!" ”

This is also the "culprit" of Wang Li's 110 kilograms of weight that can't be lost.

Wang Li's WeChat avatar is signed: "If there is one more ticket, will you go with me?"

Shingo knew that he was out of love.

At his weight, many girls don't give him a straight eye, and finally there is such a fat sister Xiaoyun with the same style, who doesn't dislike him, and he has been officially dating for two years, but her parents got her to immigrate to Canada.

She was deceived by her parents on a cruise ship, and when she got to sea, she realized: "This time I really decided to leave." What Wang Li couldn't let go of was the last WeChat message she sent to him, and the sentence she asked——— he couldn't leave! On the one hand, he has not graduated yet, and on the other hand, how is it possible that the father who is the head chef has no ability to let this only son go to Canada to chase his girlfriend, only to cook a better meal and comfort Wang Li's injured heart.

The weight is getting heavier and heavier, and the time to hand in the graduation thesis is getting closer and closer, the pressure hits together, and I can't sleep well, and this snoring is inevitable.

But it's hard for Xin Wu: I wanted to rest well, sleep well, and clear my mind a little, so that I could write that terrible thesis, so that Wang Li could not find new inspiration at all.

Listening to music, watching short videos, and watching a few ridiculous pictures at random, maybe it can arouse the excitement?

"This picture is a bit interesting: someone replaces a clove of garlic for a small orange, and the same volume is stuffed into a circular queue of peeled oranges, with the description 'If you squeeze garlic in, you are also an orange outsider'."

This series has made many people open the same series of brain holes, so they put out a string of items to guess the meaning:

"From left to right, a green onion, a piece of 100 yuan, a head of garlic, a tomato, and an egg" ——— "used to be an egg, haha, what's so difficult about this!" ”

Xin Wu's procrastination is committed again, although the laptop has been open to the paper page for half a day, he still hasn't typed out a word, just staring at the fourth time called back by the tutor, prompting "unqualified", asking for further revision, and the prompt that was resubmitted before the end of this month——— I also listened to the music, and watched the short video, and the point that made the brain excited has not been awakened.

"It's unreasonable! This paper, but I spent three months in the library, turned over so many materials, my hair fell all over the ground, it was really a painstaking original article, I was moved by myself several times, such a good paper, such a unique opinion, was actually beaten back by the tutor for the fourth time, it's simple, what does this dead old man want me to write to pass? Since I was a child, who doesn't know that I have never won the second place in writing, the essay contest in the city, when did I not easily get the first prize back, but only to this broken college, just such a graduation thesis, I can't live or die? I don't believe that my writing is really so bad, and I am not convinced by the old man's reason for rejecting and modifying, saying that I don't have a system, what kind of system does he want? Is there a formula for high numbers? Please, that's Einstein's homework, I'm just a liberal arts student who is purely theoretical, can you teach me what to write in order to pass the test? ”

Xin Wu can't get along with his mobile phone, and he can't get along with the self-discipline in his brain, all of which seems to point to the old man with thick eyebrows, the mentor of the person name "Hu Tugong", which is the key and root cause of all his existing biggest contradictions and troubles!

Although everyone knows that the reason why this academy is so good is because of this old man's god-like existence, he really became his student, and encountered this unlucky graduation season, I don't know whether to say "lucky" or "unlucky".

"Some of you think you write well, you have a lot of arguments, and the arguments are very strong, but in my opinion, they are all farts, bullshit! Why did I call back? See for yourselves, what is it written? Just pile up the bells and whistles? Do you think I'm mentally retarded or blind? What exactly is going to be said, it is not clear; What you have written, others have written, and it is even better than yours, even if you copy it, you have to copy something new, okay? Don't you know that now papers have the function of verification, and when you quote the content of other people's papers, can you take a dim sum? If you rewrite it, you should also shuffle the order of the sentence and respect the coder who programmed it. Do you know why you write your dissertation? Just to graduate? Is it just for a diploma? If you are like the so-called 'seniors' who moved words and stole arguments, our academy will close its doors sooner or later! Your juniors will be ashamed of you! The college is also ashamed to have students like you go out into the society and mention the name of the school. What is our school motto? Do you remember how the Rector told you about the glorious history of the College on the first day you entered the school? 'Determined to live forever with pure heart and sincerity', you don't want to learn anything, learn to fake papers, find gunmen, I don't care about other tutors, come to me, you don't even think about it. What I want is to polish you one by one, and become talented one by one, and when you go out, you can pat your chest and say that you are my disciple of Hu Tugong! Don't think that you think you're well written after winning a few bad awards, what are those? It's meaningless at all, don't talk to me about those histories, what I'm going to see now is what you write from your own hearts, really shining, valuable, full of inspiration, powerful new ideas, good things, don't doubt it, what I'm talking about, in you young heads who look stupid like pigs, dig it out for me, I don't believe it, it's all said to this point, and I can't squeeze out your essence?! Look at you! I'm waiting for your fifth and final draft, and I hope all of you can graduate successfully. Come on! Write well. ”

Because of the epidemic, Old Man Hu's family is in the epidemic area, and he didn't return to Chengcheng College, he is in the online class, his home, shaking his head on the live broadcast platform of the online class, telling us this bunch of words, I don't know if he is encouraging us more, or ruining our confidence more, anyway, in the academic world, the well-known name of "Hu Tugong" is not in vain.

He must have slept too much at home, his beard was not shaved clean, half-truth, half-coaxing, half-scolding, and he gave several of our disciples the fourth "group annihilation".