Chapter 2 Elegant Fat Man

"Li'er, I had a nightmare, all the yellow teeth in front of me were 'spraying' me, that layer of stubble was like a screen full of small steel cannons, all flying towards me, he also scolded me as a typical class, I was ashamed, sad and wanted to get into the table, especially, you know, in front of the book! When she heard her head slash me, her head lowered, her shoulders trembled, and her ponytail jumped up and down behind her, and I knew that she didn't know how happy she was, and was secretly laughing at me...... I don't want to lose face————! It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable! ——— won't even let me go of my dreaming beard, you see how miserable I am! Xin Wu complained loudly to Wang Li, "In addition, your brother has been 'thundering' for another night to 'bombard' me, how can you still have the spirit to rush out the fifth draft!" ”

"Don't be angry! Buddy, I'll order you an 'invincible energy meal' takeaway and send it over, as long as you eat well, you're in a good mood, your brain will turn, your brain will turn, your inspiration will come, and when your inspiration comes, you'll get five drafts! Trust me, that's what my dad taught me every time. "Wang Li is always so reasonable——— a bunch of "food" principles——— it seems that he can graft everything and solve anything.

"Alright! You eat and eat, but now you can only secretly go to the back kitchen of the canteen to 'pass the scales'! During the last physical examination, you trampled on the scales of the school doctor's office, and lost a lot of money, your father reimbursed you, and for the first time in the world, you were asked to 'eat less meat', seriously, you yourself have time to look in the mirror and see how you are now, if I were Xiaoyun ......" was originally very slippery all the way, Xin Wu was seizing the opportunity to "counter" the "crooked reasoning" of the king, but he didn't do a good job, and accidentally poked the sore spot in his brother's heart, "Hey——— you should also manage your weight well anyway, At least the snoring at night can be smaller, and it can be regarded as helping my brother, okay? ”

When Wang Li heard this, his smile turned stiff for a second, but later Xin Wu took the initiative to "brake", so he didn't take it seriously and didn't think deeply. Even so, he listened to his brother's words. Xiaoyun is gone, but my brother is always there!

On the mobile phone ordering APP, Wang Li ordered two copies of his apologetic "Internet Celebrity Invincible Energy Meal", and then secretly turned on the "camera" function, and in selfie mode, shook his head, straightened his face for a while, and sideways for a while, and studied his face well: "This guy is actually not bad: he has fair skin and doesn't have too many "pimples"; …… The hair is very thick, just a little oily, just wash it after a while; …… The eyes are also very big, and the eyelashes can also kill small mosquitoes, but they were reduced in size by this nasty myopia glass, and when they are taken off, they are still quite big, Xiaoyun said, my eyes are the most beautiful; …… The bridge of the nose is so straight, but the tip of the nose is a little big, but I heard that this nose shape will be very rich in the future, not to mention that I have a ——— on the side, so I'm coming over; …… The mouth shape is also good, if it weren't for the meat on the cheeks being too thick and squeezing them, you can also learn from Xin Wu to laugh out a beautiful crescent——— this guy just smiles beautifully, attracting the most beautiful girls in the whole department——— now I have to pout so 'sexy' first, just don't affect the meal and talk, others say I laugh like a lady, phew, those who have no eyes! Your whole family is the eldest mother! …… There are also teeth, this tooth is not too good, it has been eaten by insects since I was a child, it is all blamed from childhood to adulthood, my father gave me too much candy, and it looks a little untidy, not satisfied, it is a big deal to do a tooth plastic surgery in the future, many people can be rectified, I hope I still have time; …… This body ——— huh! It's a bit tricky to reduce, but it's not impossible. I have to make a full-body 'shaping' plan: before graduation, in addition to completing the thesis, I also have to take advantage of the half year of social practice to turn fat into muscles, expose the jawline of the cheeks, lose 20 kilograms, and reach the standard weight range, so that I should be able to 'reborn' into a newcomer after going to work. Or, from today onwards, I will set Peng Yuyan as a mobile phone wallpaper to give myself a little encouragement! If he can do it, I can do it! ”

Wang Li analyzed himself from head to toe in a very organized manner, and automatically generated a "weight loss plan" in his mind, he is not a stupid fat man who is looked down upon, it is this body of flesh, his 188 big man is simply wiped out, everyone only sees his coming and going like a moving "mountain", Xin Wu is obviously 4 cm shorter than him, but he has a good figure! Lean but muscular, his arms are also very shaped, beyond the average person's arm span, coupled with his unmatched running speed, he can also be used as a backup guard on the varsity basketball team. Wang Li is a tall and meaty man, and he also mixed in, and where his brother is, no matter how stupid he is, he will never be absent. Helplessly, his physical fitness is not as good as it looks, and the school team wants him to just use him as a "human flesh pad", ——— is used to be beaten, destroy the opponent's shots, and go off the court when he runs out of fouls, which consumes the vitality of the opponent's general.

"Actually, I should really practice more in the basketball team, not just thinking that it would be nice to be with Shingo, I can sit on the sidelines and watch him play, which is very enjoyable; Alas! I can't keep my mouth shut, I can't open my legs, blame myself! Wang Li gave his current self a "bad review" in his heart.

It didn't take long for the takeaway to call and go out to pick up some food, Wang Li also finished washing up at this time, put on a big black T-shirt, a pair of black shorts, and white sneakers, and went to the iron fence gate at the school gate to pick up the goods. ——— in addition to him, there are many students who come to get express delivery or takeaway, and the scene is very lively.

In the middle of May, the mulberry trees have already borne fruit, but they are still green and small, growing into a pile of goo, goo, goo, and cover, covered by new leaves, but they will not be let go of Wang Li's eyes: "In another month, you can start!" The purple locust flowers and green elm trees of the two locust trees next to the communication room have been made into "locust flower porridge" and "elm money cake" by Wang Li at the beginning of May and the end of April respectively, which are the personal traditions of Wang Li's father.

In the eyes of authentic foodies, not only the food preservation season, but also the fragrance storage method: as a life-like, elegant fat man, Wang Li is a child who loves life, the lilac tree in the campus and the unknown fragrant tree will bloom at the end of April and May respectively, and the advantage of height allows him to easily pick a few branches, and then he will transform the can into a beautiful vase and put it on the desk in the middle, and then the choking smell of the boys' dormitory will be diluted a lot.

Thanks to such a "considerate" boy's roommate, the comprehensive charm value of the 303 dormitory was secretly raised by Zhou Shukang, the girl's school flower who was inspected by the health inspection——— and also succeeded in making Shukang notice Xinwu.