"Huh? Hello, who are you and what are you doing at my house? ”

The middle-aged male elf was a little puzzled when he saw a young male elf enter his house, but instead looked at me with a scrutinizing gaze. This is very unscientific.

Then he asked me in a tentative tone, "Are you my daughter's friend?" ”

Ao, no wonder he looked at his son-in-law just now, it turned out that he really had a daughter.

"Not really," I said, waving my hand, "I'll be straight, I want to buy this house of yours, get a price." ”

Next is the favorite bargaining link, the old rule, cut two zeros first.

"I'm sorry, but I have no plans to sell the house."

After realizing that I was not his son-in-law, the old boy seemed a little unhappy, and he did not play his cards according to the rules.

"Introduce yourself," I said, taking out the laser cannon and putting it behind my back, "My name is Silent Dye." ”

"Who do you love...... Mr. Mo ,,, Mo...... Although it has no intention of selling, it doesn't hurt to give it to Mr. Mo. ”

The face of the middle-aged male elf quickly turned red, yellow, green, and blue...... Switched a rainbow, then suddenly stood up and shouted upstairs:

"Betty, come down, I agree with your '3,000-year-old Around the World Project'. Pack up and we'll leave for now. ”

"Stand!" I'm all over the place, and I'm not here to rob it, but if you really send me, you'll be able to do it.

"Make a note and go." I said to the middle-aged male elf.

Naive, if you don't make a statement, you go out to call the police, what should I do?

"Notes? Wouldn't it be unreliable? Or sign a contract? Rest assured, the house will be given to you, and we will not regret it, as long as we let us leave alive. ”

"Contract?" I pulled out the laser cannon and quickly charged it, "You kid did it on purpose!" ”

It must have been on purpose, he must have done it on purpose! How can it be stopped!

The whole elven clan knew that I couldn't sign such a magical contract.

"Wow, are you holding a firearm? Are you also a fan of Lord Mo? Where did you buy it? I didn't buy it anywhere? It looks so realistic! ”

A young female elf walked up the stairs, but something didn't sound right with her words.

"Good daughter, daddy's head is pointed at by this thing? Will you sigh later? This lord, I really made a slip of the tongue just now, a slip of the tongue, let's make a note, and we will do it now. ”

I put away the laser cannon, yes, although it can't be put away once it's charged.

So I turned my gun around and fired a shot at the door.

"Boom!"

There was a hole in the door, but the door was not knocked off, and the quality was good. "Little girl, this is the real thing."

"The real thing?"

"Whew. Silly girl, this adult is the silent elf. ”

The middle-aged male elf said in a tone that would last for the rest of his life.

"Lord Mo? Lord Mo! The young female elf's eyes gleamed with a blinding light.

Isn't that magical? Is this a new pupil technique, no, the pupil technique doesn't work for me, huh?

But I couldn't even open my eyes. What's the situation?

Then the young female elf fainted, smiling and smiling, with white smoke coming out of her head.

Regardless of her, the house is the most important thing, and I threw a piece of parchment to the middle-aged male elf, which read:

[This elf voluntarily transferred the house under his name, (located in ) to the elf for free. Swear that you will never go back!

Time Ben Genie Signature 】

Well, that's right, I wrote it in advance. I thought that if I really couldn't bargain, I would cut people.

Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to voluntarily offer a free transfer.

Then I was not hypocritical, and reluctantly accepted it.

The middle-aged male elf signed the note. Respectfully handed it to me, I put away the note.

"Alright, take what you want to take with you, and leave the proof that you should have left. I'll be back tonight, so don't take any extra things with you, lest I have to ask you for them." ”

I mean the kitchen food, pots and pans are left, and I don't care what he thinks.

I got up and left and went to the door, "By the way, fix this door before you leave." ”

Although I broke it, this one was a shot for you, so it makes sense that you should fix it. Anyway, they should be able to repair the technique, and repairing the door is not easy.

Walking outside, I didn't expect to find a place to live so easily, I knew why I was thinking so much before.

I took out my electronic communicator and sent a message to Enoch, Thea, and Thephia, telling them about my new home. and symbolically invited Thephiah and Enoch to visit.

At the same time, we warmly invite Xiya to visit.

Communicators, of course, are electronic devices. The three of them can use transfiguration, so they never take me with them to chat. When I came back from the Celestial Realm, I bought a bunch of transmitters and Force batteries, the Electric Force Dual-Charge.

Where to go next? I took out my bicycle, and decided to take a walk. Attach a locator to the new house in case you can't find your way back.

It's quite possible, after all, I haven't been to the outskirts of the city.

Isn't it normal to get lost? I didn't leave the house until I was 10 years old, I went to school at 10 and officially entered school at 11. He ran away from home at the age of twenty.

So for elves who have never been to the outskirts of the city, isn't it normal to get lost on the outskirts of the city?

For elves, parents are true love, and children are just accidents. Elves don't have the ethical kinship of humans, but are more like couples living together and having a pet.

But even without much affection, parents usually raise their children for thirty to fifty years, after which the children will have to go independent.

Inability to be independent will be looked down upon by the elves, and the degree of contempt is second only to magical imbeciles.

Although I became independent at the age of twenty, I was more imbecile than magic.

Why are children more like pets? Because when I was twelve years old, my sister was born.

And then I won't be a pet, because there are pets smaller than me, and it is foreseeable that my sister will always be younger than me for hundreds of years and thousands of years to come.

This is also one of the reasons that indirectly caused me to run away from home.

Far away, just said, oh, riding a footbike to walk the corner. Speaking of the house I fancied earlier, there is a forest behind the house, and I am slowly walking on the leafy forest path with my bicycle.

It looks quite poetic, but in fact, it can't be done without pushing, and it's easy to get stuck in the chain when riding here. But the environment is really quiet, not bad.

Hey, my eyes lit up. In front of me were two great trees that grew very well, with thick trunks and leafy branches. On top of that, the two trees are spaced two and a half meters apart, which is just right for a hammock. I put away the leggy, took out the hammock and rope, tied it up, and lay down comfortably.

There is a saying that it is better to sit than to stand, and it is better to lie down than to sit.

Lying in the quiet woods, the breeze is blowing, the sun is not, ah, the light does not shine in. That's not important, in short, it's comfortable, ah, the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life.

If the mosquitoes hadn't woken me up in the evening.

There are mosquitoes in the woods, whether the woods are in the elven country, in the human country, in the whales, or in the celestial realm, mosquitoes are everywhere. It happened that the time was almost up, and I went back to receive the house.

I walked back, and it was almost dark. When I got to the door, the door was already repaired. Yes, the magic repair is very useful. On the table in the living room is a deed deed or other deed.

The food in the kitchen is still there, but the kitchen utensils seem to be magical, so I can't use them. Go to the woods and pick up some branches and have a barbecue in the evening.

I have plenty of fuel in my space, a small gas stove and an alcohol cooker, but I don't have to waste it.

All other rooms are functional. To the second floor, there is a bedroom, which should be the middle-aged male elf from before; A bedroom with pink wallpaper, which is supposed to be a room for young female elves; There is also a study with fewer books on the shelves; There was also a room that I hadn't stayed in, well, my room.

"Amer, are you home?" The voice of the little princess.

Is this voice ......

"Amer, we're here, get down and meet us." Thephia's voice.

Is it really a group? Alas, disappointed......

"Amer, guess who we brought here?" Enoch.

Isn't this kid a leader, a party, who brought my parents with him?

My parents' family and Enoch's parents were friends in terms of friendship, and they were neighbors in terms of where they lived. If this kid were to lead the way, he would really bring my parents.

Because the two elders are coming, Enoch will definitely not stop them, but will be very active. Because Thephia wanted to see the embarrassing scene for me, Enoch, the bad friend, spared no effort to create such a scene.

I went downstairs and saw Enoch and the three of them following two little girl elves. One of the small ones looks a little familiar, and the big one looks a little similar to the small one, isn't it?

I rushed downstairs, walked up to the little girl, and came close and half-crouched. Grabbed her ears and pulled her face again.

"Oops, isn't this a shadow? I haven't seen you for a long time, do you miss your brother? Do you remember my brother? You were young when I left, huh? Can't remember my brother?

Also, you were 8 years old when I left, and now it's been more than 200 years. My brother used to like to tease you like this, do you remember? After so many years, you're still so young, you haven't grown up much. ”

I looked at the little elf girl in front of me and fell into a chatter for a moment. But her face was three points surprised, three points surprised, and four points shy,

And ninety points of being overwhelmed, I felt that something might be wrong.

Sure enough, a pair of snow-white long legs clamped my skull, and my calves were bowed with shaping. At the same time, my ears were grabbed from behind.

Who doesn't want to live and dares to clamp my head with a scissor leg? How dare you pluck my ears? It's just audacious, do whatever you want!

"Ahhhh After 200 years, how could I not have grown up at all? You stupid brother didn't recognize my lovely sister at a glance? And you still want to pinch the tips of my ears, saying that girls' ears can't be touched! Stupid brother, why don't you die outside? Yes? Yes? Yes? I'm! ”

"Little Spirit?" I let go of the little girl's ears and held her face with my backhand, and the little girl blushed a little.

"Hello brother." The little girl's face turned even redder after speaking.

"Wait a minute, I suddenly realized what might be happening?" I looked at the three elves eating melons and watching the play next to me, "Me? And a sister? ”

"yes." X3。

"Why didn't anyone tell me?"

"We thought you knew." X2.

"Enoch?"

I know what's wrong?

"I don't know if you didn't come home after you returned home?"

Enoch also looked innocent.

You don't know the yarn? I came back and went straight to your house, what do you not know?

Alas, I was careless in making friends.

When I returned, I heard about the military operations of the Human Empire, so I came back to report it. At that time, he turned around and lived in Enoch's house.

Even though I was a neighbor, I didn't go home to see it.

Although Enoch's father did not return home often, the information was still able to be delivered through Enoch. The best way to get an elder to take it seriously is to demonstrate it once. So I showed them guns in the basement of Enoch's house.

But even that was not enough to convince all the elders. So the consequence was that I demonstrated the power of firearms in front of all the elders, which was to make a big fuss about the elven celebration.

In the end, in exchange for a bunch of, I didn't go home to see it once. It's impossible to go home, and you won't be able to go home until these troubles are dealt with.

"Come on, Xiao Ling, pinch the tip of the stupid brother's ear. You want to bully me as soon as you come back, it's unforgivable. But let Xiaoling, you block it for me. ”

"Brother." Xiao Ling reached out and grabbed my ear, but her face turned even redder.

"Huh," I reached out and wrapped my arms around her waist and picked Xiao Ling up. Small, the same as when Xiaoying was a child. "Xiao Ling, how old are you this year?"

"One, one hundred and twenty years old." Xiao Ling's voice is also small.

What's that? Is it so big when you're over a hundred years old? Did your parents not let you eat or did your sister abuse you?

"Xiao Ling has grown slowly since he was a child, and he has only grown so big until now. But Xiao Ling's magic talent is very strong, a little stronger than me. "When I stood up, the shadow couldn't reach my ears.

"Your talent is also the average elf level, that is, an elf has a half chance of being stronger than you." I touched Xiaoying's head with my free hand, this little girl hasn't grown much tall in more than two hundred years. It's less than six meters, right? But Xiao Ling's visual inspection is only one meter two?

Although Xiaoying was only eight years old when I ran away from home, she had already been tested for talent. The talent is not bad, and you can still become a high-level magician with a little effort.

Of course, this is average for elves.

"Ahh Stinky old brother, squeezing me again, touching my head again, I blame you for not growing taller. "Shadow tried to hang upside down and strangle my neck, but Spirit had already let go of my ears and put her arms around my neck.

"Brother, I, I want to see your gun, is that okay?" Xiao Ling whispered.

"Oh, why do you want to see guns?"

Don't today's children respect magic?

"Hahahaha, brother, you don't know yet, you are now in the eyes of these hundred-year-old elf children, uh, what do you say? Big star. If you go out now and raise your arms, you can get a large group of fans. Xiaoying explained.

It seems that my business is still very proud in Xiaoying's eyes. But that's not right! This kind of thing......

"What's going on?" I looked at Enoch.

What's going on? Children don't like such dangerous things, and it's easy to trigger a rebellion, and public opinion doesn't guide it?

"We deliberately guided these rebellious children to watch the content of beating their elders the most, and it is good to start accepting firearms from the beginning."

Knowing the power of firearms, you will not be afraid and be able to accept it.

Not only under the age of twenty, but also under the age of two hundred Silver Elves are considered children, and it is easier to accept these new things. Grasp with both hands, very correct decision. The Kingdom's emphasis on firearms is not as simple as teaching children.

"No problem, you can see whatever you want, you can come down first." I put Xiao Ling down gently. Then he grabbed the back of Shadow's neck and threw her down.

For the elder brother, there is also a younger sister, and the original one is not favored.

Then remove the firearm from the space. Of course, you have to remove the bullets and shells first, and what if the little girl wants to shoot a few times and hurt herself.

I forgot to say, Xiaoying is called Qingying, and Xiaoling should be called Qingling, well, it should be? In our family, boys start with 'Mo', and girls start with 'Qing'.

I took out a lot of firearms and placed them on the living room table.

The little girl kept holding the photo ball and kept taking pictures.

"Hahaha, if you want, my brother can give you a few." It is appropriate for my brother to give a meeting gift to his sister who he has never met before.

As for Xiaoying, heh, stinky sister, give Xiaoling a gift.

"Amer, do you have so many guns? I've never seen it, have I? It's not the same as what we got in the mission, huh? Thea was also holding a photo ball.

"Of course, I'm all transformed, and the 'Mechanical Gods' of the Heavenly Realm helped me transform it. Increase power or lighten the load. There will be some differences in the exterior design. However, this mission really didn't get any powerful weapons. I explained.

To be precise, all the garbage obtained this time was rubbish, and there were even handmade earthen guns.

"Dude, what are these little balls?" Shadow asked me with a grenade.

"I'll go, don't move, put it down gently." I was a little nervous.

How did I get the grenade out? Although the grenade needs to be triggered by the Force if it wants to be used for maximum power. But if it is not destroyed, once the fuse is pulled, it will also explode.

"This is called a grenade, which is equivalent to the fireball technique of the heavenly realm."

"Fireball, it's not a big deal." Xiaoying said rather unconcernedly.

"Let me show you, do you want to see the fireworks?"

I lowered my head and asked Xiaoling.

"I want to see it!" X2, from two princesses.

After all, I set off fireworks for them last time. The 'fireworks' of grenades are not the same as the 'fireworks' of magic.

"Come, go to the yard, I'll put it for you."

The grenade is thrown high, and the left wheel is shot.