The hapless kid threw the ball in my face.

Calm and calm, calm and calm. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and the clouds roll up in the sky; They are all elves in their two hundreds, and they can't worry about him, and they can't worry about a child. You can't beat him, this is a student, he's very talented, I'm a legendary gunsmith.

"It's okay, I'll stay away. You have to remember that a knee hit is a trick to levitate a person in the air, not a knockback. Knock straight up and down, otherwise it will affect your follow-up attacks, understand? ”

"Understood, understood, thank you, teacher."

"Okay, let's go practice."

I walked a little further and continued to lie down.

No one wants to stop me from basking in the sun today.

I said it!

A few minutes and later......

"Teacher, teacher, we have learned." What a situation! What's going on? Is the elf's firearms talent high? Or am I wasting my potential by studying another profession?

"Let's fight," I said, taking out a wooden plank and placing it thirty meters away from them, "Hit through and pass the test." ”

You can't hit the target anymore, otherwise you will definitely deduct money. Because I'm most afraid of deducting money now, and usually, I'm afraid of what's coming.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! All passed. I took out a few more balls and threw them at them, leaving one for myself.

'Knee hit' and the ball flies out.

"See? Straight up and straight down, you don't have to kick so high, for other details, ask the classmate who is practicing. ”

I'm too lazy to teach again, otherwise one by one will delay how much sleep time I have, ah no, teaching time.

The children scattered and went to pester the hapless child. Ah, suddenly the mood is better.

Practice the gun, practice the ball. Life suddenly became better. Who dares to disturb my nap today, I ......

"Amer, it's a good teaching." Who the hell is that...... Enoch, that's fine.

"It's okay, why are you here?" Enoch usually works in the House of Elders, after all, he is still a junior official, although he is a "second generation", but official business. He passed the staff assessment.

"Come back, see you. These will be the power of the next generation of the Elven Kingdom. ”

"Hey, you're only over 200 years old, don't think about retiring so early, and then entrust the task to the next generation. Aren't you going to the House of Elders? Can the House of Elders be retired? ”

"What do you think? I just don't have that power. ”

"Huh." I decided to sit up, it's not good to lie down all the time. Not very polite. "How's the little princess?"

"Everything is fine, Fang Zheng is in charge of guarding her. Fangzheng's things were also sent to him. I really didn't expect you to really fool him back. ”

"How can it be said to be a fool? Even without me, he volunteered to protect the little princess. ”

"It's different, he won't come if you don't make a big fuss."

"Well, really, even if he was unlucky enough to meet me. I guess he's thankful for us now. ”

"Yes, thanks. He was supposed to protect the little princess, but now we're letting him lead a team. Nominally, he was an ordinary priest of the Church of Light who formed the Elven Kingdom. ”

"You scheming people have dirty hearts."

"How bad can you be with each other, who can get out of the human world?"

"Eh, I've found that those who are less talented in magic have more access to the Force." I quickly changed the subject, without any stiffness.

Even if it's blunt, I don't know.

"Really? Also, the elves still have to be based on the mage. Firearms, as long as they are available, they can't be regarded as the mainstream, and they can't be the mainstream. ”

"I also think so, the war will not be able to be fought for a while and a half. When we really have the power of firearms, we really can't fight. ”

"Alright, you go on, I'll go see Thephia."

"Go ahead, don't send it. And so on. ”

It suddenly occurred to me that the 'three-second rush shoes' were still with me.

"Let's bring these shoes to Fangzheng, it's compensation."

Enoch took the shoe.

"Use other people's things to compensate others, and it is worthy of you."

A friend is a friend, and after many years in the human world, I haven't learned to be polite to my friends.

It's impossible to lie down anymore, and then you don't have to guess to know that someone will come to disturb you. Why is it so hard to take a nap?

"The target has been damaged a lot, and this one has to be compensated." Sure enough, it didn't take long for the dean to arrive.

"Heh," I ignored her, "Anyone who hasn't learned how to use the Force today is responsible for gluing all the broken targets." ”

Just kidding, it's impossible to lose money, and if you don't have a salary, you can only bully leeks like this to barely make ends meet.

Thefia: "What, it's upset to see me?" ”

Me: "It's okay, I just saw them." ”

I pointed to the students who were juggling the ball, "Maybe the ones with low magical talent can master the Force more quickly and remember what they used to study in the human world." ”

Thefia: "Is it easy for you to master the Force?" ”

Me: "On the contrary, it's very hard. They have low magical talents, but at least they can feel magic and try to use it;

I don't have it at all. When I was studying, I did physical training in the human way. Practice until you are exhausted, and in the process of physical recovery, meditate and feel the presence of the Force.

Alas, it was too difficult then.

But once you've mastered the Force, it's much easier to learn firearms, and I've had experience in that. ”

Elves are naturally transcendent beings with a high starting point; Except for me, my starting point is not even as good as a human being.

"So, what do you want to say?"

"The rest of the students who don't learn to use the Force, or who can't feel it, will have to do physical training."

"I approve it." Thefia nodded, when it came to business, she didn't have any emotional concepts.

Thefia took out her wand and pointed it at the target, "Fix it as before." ”

All targets have recovered.

"No thanks." Thephia departed.

Xie risk-taking, isn't sticking to a target physical training? Don't do superfluous things all the time!

After school, the students went home for dinner, and I was finally able to soak up the sun. Who today, forget it, just when I didn't say.

As for eating, naïve, how can I have money to eat. Do you think the staff canteen doesn't need money? Or think about what to teach tomorrow? Or do you want them to run ten laps? When you are tired of running and regain your strength, slowly feel the presence of the Force? Maybe.

Other classes are an hour or two hours, mine is a morning or an afternoon. However, there is only one class a day, and there is no class this afternoon. Why don't you find a place to stay at night? Or do you eat first?

These days when I returned to the elven kingdom, in addition to going out on a mission and on the way back, I slept in the open. On the first day he stayed at Enoch's house, and then until the celebration.

After that, I lived in a cell, and after I was released, I fell asleep on the classroom table last night? But the desk was too hard and I didn't want to go to class.

And it's only noon, and there are still classes in the classroom in the afternoon? But I'm so sleepy right now. Where are you staying tonight? Pitching a tent on the playground?

Tents are doable. Besides, if you can't find a house, you can live in a tent, so it's good to put it away early in the morning. But you can't stay on the playground on the weekends, so you still have to try renting a house.

As for the staff dormitories, heh, a bunch of stupid and superficial elf teachers. Say anything, I'll move in and move in. I don't care;

So I took a step forward with the bedding, and they said that I would all quit if I moved in. Resign, resign, I'll teach your students.

As a result, the upper echelons compromised and cancelled my staff dormitory, but gave me a resettlement payment. Well, this is not automatically deducted from the arrears. Again, not going to the staff cafeteria is the same reason.

Innocent, my legendary life, ten days and half a month without food or sleep and nothing will happen, but I will be hungry and sleepy.

Ah, the sun is so good at noon, it's a shame not to take a nap. Sleep until you wake up hungry and then in the afternoon, or wake up not in the afternoon? Go out and find a house to live in.

Whoever dares to wake me up again, I will definitely fool him with an anti-tank gun. I said it!

"Ammer, wake up, why did you sleep on the playground? Feeling unwell? ”

Ah, if it's a little princess, then forget it, when I didn't say anything.

"Ah, it's fine. It's just the right amount of sunshine, and it's a shame not to sleep for a while. "I sat up and stretched.

"Are you too tired to come back from the road? Unfortunately, the treatment will not work for you, otherwise it can help you relieve your fatigue. "Thea seems to be interested in the powerful healing techniques of my former companion Mina.

"It's okay, in fact, sleeping can relieve most of the fatigue. By the way, how did you get here? "Thea is in the elven hospital, working with the elven druids.

However, because of the arrival of Fangzheng, it seems that the Elven Hospital will be divided into a branch of the Holy Light Church. Mainly to help the weak, save the life and help the wounded. The matter of punishing adultery and eliminating evil is still left to the city guards.

But now that Fang Zheng is training them, any class must have some melee presence. Even if the elf's physique is not suitable for melee combat and does not output, after training, it can still be done with special damage resistance.

"I came to look for my sister, I passed by the playground, and I saw someone lying here, so I came to take a look. I didn't expect it to be Amer you. ”

It's decided! After that, I lay here every day at noon, regardless of whether he had the sun or not.

"That's right. Founder's okay, I didn't find anything. ”

"No problem, he's thanking you right now, thank you for helping him get his stuff back."

"Then it's fine, although the process is a little tortuous, but it didn't hurt him. Actually, it helped him. "Bullying honest people makes people feel uneasy about their conscience.

Well, although I don't care at all about a peace of conscience.

"Then I'll go, see Amer next time." Thea left and went to the teaching office.

There should be no one in the cafeteria at this point, I don't know if there is any food. I straightened my teacher uniform, then put on my mask and stumbled to the cafeteria. Well, the mask only covers the upper half of the face, and the mouth always has to be exposed.

"Something, give me one." I walked to one of the few windows where the elves were still there. Why is this 'window' system so similar to the human system, can't there be a little elven innovation added to it?

An elf uncle in a chef's white top hat brought me a plate of steamed buns? Because there are no elves coming to eat, the uncle doesn't wait behind the window, just send me out, and get off work by the way.

Not to mention the sense of disobedience of the elf wearing the tall hat of a human chef, let's just say uncle, you stuff the tips of your ears into the hat, is he comfortable? Also, why is the food in the elf cafeteria all human-style, and what buns do the elves buy to eat?

Forget it, who will leave me with food that meets the taste of elves.

"I'll take a look at my employee ID," the uncle said, glancing at my employee ID.

I stretched out my hands and received four buns.

As expected, this bun is definitely going to let go.

"Ahhh Explosion Zero'Ahh ”

Well, the uncle is gone. Feed? I haven't paid yet?

This is the magic place, in the Elven Magic Academy, even an uncle who sells steamed buns in the cafeteria may be a high-level magician who has mastered teleportation.

I looked at the buns, well, if you don't give money, you don't buy it, then you can eat it. Take out the kettle and take a sip of water. This kettle was still used during the war in the Celestial Realm.

At that time, only the food and water you brought with you could be trusted.

If you don't know if the food in a place is safe, the oldest or most injured person in the group will try it first, and only after making sure there is no problem will anyone else eat it. War is so cruel that there is no mercy at all.

Ah, I accidentally thought too much about it, and after I came back, it was easy to be sentimental, and I was still idle. Well, when you're full of food and drink, let's go outside and look for a house.

First I can find the head of a household, and then I can work with him and rent a house with him; If other residents move, no money will be refunded. Then I took some of the money and found another place to live on my own. His house was vacant, and he could rent it out. Let me think about who is the biggest real estate boss in the biggest elf?

Calcium oxide! There is no such person in the elven kingdom, and the land is state-owned.

And the elves occupy very little land. Engaging in real estate can be starved to death!

Why is there no Genie High Real Estate? Because as long as there is a hut covering an area of 1mX1m, you may find that it is a 1000mX1000m Obetsuno after entering.

What's even more excessive is that when a 1mX1m painting is hung on the wall, it may be a world inside, and there is no cave.

Everyone is an elf, and even if you are not proficient in space magic, it is always okay to ask someone to cast a spell. Of course, there are also elves who like to live in big houses.

Because miniature magic, alas, is not. In short, when the walls of the house are depicted with various magic, there will always be interference with each other. For example, in this kind of small house of 1mX1m, the defensive formation on it is definitely not as advanced as that on a house with a large area.

Of course, I'm an exception. I'm prone to accidentally breaking the magic on the house, so I'm going to find a big house to live in.

What does the Elven Kingdom say? The development of clothing, food, housing and transportation is not well developed. Because we are born with magic, there is no need for these to rely on industry for development like humans.

For example, for clothes, take out two pieces of square cloth and cast the spell "Sewn!" "Sew three sides, leave three gaps for your arms and head, well, a very elf-style blouse is ready.

Now it's still cloth, and in the early days, we used to wear clothes made of leaves and flower petals. But not anymore, I seem to have worn it when I was a kid.

Another example is food, the elf is hungry and sees a fruit tree or even a seed.

"Grow fast!" Then the fruit is ripe. As for processed food, it is also made when you are not very hungry, which is also similar to anthropology, elves generally prefer to eat plain food.

But the world that invented barbecue sauces, if we have the chance, we will learn from them. We're just lazy, not without pursuit.

Stay,, as I said above. As for the line, the common means of transportation in the Elf King is now a horse-drawn carriage, and the luxury is a unicorn carriage.

This is also the result of the ban on flying and teleportation in the royal capital. Maybe bike sharing will become popular in a few days, right? The bicycles that Ah Lang gave to the three of them were handed over to the state, including the design drawings.

As for why mine wasn't turned in? Because they already have it, don't want it. And I still need to use my bike. They just need to ride a broomstick and you're good to go.

When Ah Lang gave me a leggy bike before, the kingdom did not have an industrial base at that time, so there was no way to copy it when I handed it in. Magic is convenient, but it can't be made out of nothing.

Moreover, the magic was not precise enough, and the parts used to make guns had to be accurate, so the elven kingdom had to develop industry. By the way, the production of some legicraft and the development of civilian industry.

After all, no matter how convenient the shared bicycle is, it can only replace the horse-drawn car. Because shared bicycles are not as comfortable as riding a broom, and they are not as fast as the teleportation array.

So the three of them can not care about the bike, but I have to stay because I don't have a choice. By the way, the "Hurricane" is also forbidden to be used in the royal capital.

Then the question comes back to living, I can't live in such a house. Such a house counts as a magic item by category and cannot be used against me.

The Demon Scholar's lava flask smashing me on the head was no different from a normal flask smashing my head. Wait a minute, what if I soul bind a house first, and then ask someone to engrave a miniature circle, according to the way it is equipped?

emmmm, no. The problem is that the magic doesn't work when I go in, and after the soul binding, no one else can add anything else, which will hurt my soul.

Thinking about it, I came to the outskirts of the city. If you want to find a house with a single courtyard, you can only come here.

Neighbors or something, not needed. I don't care what other elves think of me, but I still feel a little uncomfortable looking at me like a monster.

The houses in the city are always next to other houses.

Hey, the house in front is nice, with a lawn garden in front and a tree-lined tree in the back. Wait a minute, I'm going to buy a house, or rent, let's organize the language first, and find out the shortcomings of this house.

Let him quote a price first, and then bargain. I have been in the human world for many years, and I am very familiar with this set.

"Hello, sir, are you the owner of this house?" I pushed the door in and saw a middle-aged male elf, almost a thousand years old, with a pretty good temperament, but a little less hair and a little bald head.