This is the story that happened on the continent of Arad, after the legendary adventurer has become a legend.

Time: 10101 in the Peace Calendar, 325 Ulysses in the Elven Calendar

Location: Elven Dungeon

I opened my eyes in confusion and pondered the elven three questions:

Who am I? Where am I? When to eat?

"Are you awake?"

Appearing in front of me was Ulysses, the queen of the Elven Empire.

I gasped, hiss, ached, sore throat. The pain made me realize what I was and what caused it.

At the moment I am a mummy bound to a cross in chains. About eighty percent of the sore throat seems to be because the chain is stuck in the Adam's apple, and it must have been Tiefia who tied me up.

In addition to my throat, my arms also felt tearing pain, and if it weren't for my stubborn vitality, I might have been hanged by now.

Wouldn't it be good if I could prevent me from escaping, and tie my hands and feet? Why do you have a chain around your neck, and why do you have a chain around your body?

If there is no half circle on my arm that is not tightened, I will inevitably be killed on the spot by the more than 300 pounds of iron chains on my body.

Hiss, it hurts, ah, I remember, I was arrested for ruining the celebration of the Elven Kingdom.

The Elven Celebration is held once every 100 years, in the Peaceful Calendar (although it is a Peaceful Calendar, but the world is not peaceful), and is held every '01' year.

Elves are known to be a naturally beautiful, pretentious, and long-lived race. Therefore, the time interval of the centennial celebration is not too long, and it can also be paid enough attention.

Elves are naturally elemental affinity, with high-level magicians per capita, only a small number of elves with abnormal talents will be stuck at the intermediate level, and the other part of the elves with extraordinary talents can break through to the legendary level.

And I'm a 'fairy wonder' - I'm a gunner.

But I don't want to do this, but the innate elements are not affinity, the mental power is low, and the magic is exempt.

The friends around him put on cloth armor, leather armor, light armor, and took magic wands, crossbows, and long swords; Transferred to Elven Mage, Elven Ranger, Elven Knight.

I can't put map cannon area magic, I can't buff others, and third, I can't buff others.

What use do I want this magic to escape? So when I became an adult, I chose to run away from home and work hard in the kingdom of mankind.

The big celebration is already a story two hundred years after running away from home.

In the land of man, I wandered around looking for my own path, and eventually I would go back and prove that elves are not just magic.

There is also such a reason for the big celebration, so that the sluggish people can see the power of technology.

As for the result, needless to say, I was all arrested and mummified.

Humans are a short-lived race, and ordinary people, even human aristocrats, do not live for more than a hundred years. A powerful professional will not live longer than five hundred years.

Because of this, humans are very active, and they are progressing very quickly, both in magic and technology.

On the other hand, they attach great importance to inheritance, and strength will pass away with life, but knowledge and wisdom will continue to improve in iterative inheritance.

From the fact that I have learned the power of only two hundred years and can make a big fuss about the celebration of the elf king, it can be seen that the development of the elf race is too slow, and the vision and consciousness are a little dull.

It's no wonder that the elves, after all, we are a race of people who are born professionals.

Twenty years in one generation of mankind, and several hundred years in our generation.

Live peacefully, there is no competitive pressure, don't you have a good rest and bask in the sun, why should you develop?

Therefore, the elven queen in front of me, who is less than a thousand years old, is still a girl when converted to human age, so can you let me, a little fart child who is more than two hundred years old, go.

Obviously, no.

After all, I shot the Queen's crown with a sniper rifle at the celebration.

Isn't it normal to know that as a gunsmith, you can use a wide variety of firearms?

Needless to say, sniper rifles, grenades and viper cannons, I am proficient in everything.

Although I am an elf, I can still learn a lot after studying in the heavenly realm for nearly a hundred years.

"Ah, it hurts."

Next, if it weren't for the inconvenience of moving in chains, I would have knelt down on the spot and begged for mercy.

For in the dungeon came another elf, 'the wicked princess'.

That is, the daughter of the eldest princess of the elven kingdom and the current queen.

Of course, in my eyes, the little princess is the princess, and the eldest princess is just the princess.

Because she's just my lonely star, the kind that makes me feel bad when I see it.

For the elves with a long life and a loose personality, the struggle for power is not fierce, and it is rarely accompanied by fighting, because the power is in the Elders' House.

The queen is only the nominal supreme leader, and the decisions that really decide the affairs of the whole clan come from the House of Elders.

The selection of the House of Elders is more absolute, and each elder will designate an elf who has contributed to the kingdom to take his place before leaving the House of Elders or before he dies.

Therefore, there is no dispute for the power of the elves.

Let's talk about this princess, when we were in the same Elven Kingdom Primary Magic Academy, she changed her methods all day long.

Even if sometimes she goes on other things, her presence is an invisible disservice to me.

I never thought that one day I would become her prisoner, and she would definitely try to torture me in every possible way.

Ah, my life is at rest. You see, what she's holding in her hand is, hey, it's kind of familiar.

""The Biography of Silent Dyeing", poof, you will write an autobiography for yourself while you are still alive"

A sweet, and proud voice came, it must have been the vicious princess, though she had not heard her voice for two hundred years.

But I'm not blind, I'm watching her read my autobiography, phew, diary.

The face of the vicious princess has not changed much, less immature and more heroic. The corners of her eyes crooked when she smiled, just like her sister, compared to before......

Whenever she smiled at me before, she always looked at me with her nostrils.

But it's also normal, although both of us are 'unprecedented' since the founding of the Elven Kingdom, but in fact, one is in the sky and the other is underground.

Don't say it's her, it's other contemporaries, except for a few of them, who has looked at me with a straight eye?

"On September 1, 80 years of the Elven Ulysses, today is the day of admission to the Elven Elementary School of Magic"

This vicious princess actually read his diary to the prisoner, killing people! Ah, why don't you give me a good time!

Calm and calm, then my big brother of the axeman, I'm joking.

Sky! She's still reading,

"Next, I will soon measure the talent against the talent stone, and the strongest legendary magician in the elven kingdom in the next thousand years may also be one of them, after all, last year......

Forget it, it doesn't matter. In short, the first step of a legendary magician, every step, I have to write down myself. ”

"Tut-tut, I didn't expect you to want to become a legendary magician in the first place, this 'one of the strongest', could it be that Princess Ben has put too much pressure on you?

No wonder you look at me with hatred every time, and every time I see your eyes, this princess wants to beat you."

The vicious princess read aloud and complained about my youthful frivolity and ignorance.

But the problem is, do you beat me up every time you see me? Don't beautify yourself because I can't turn over the confession!

"There are fewer and fewer people in line ahead", the vicious princess continued to torture me,

"Soon it will be my turn, and the talent stone will shine brightly, become an introductory magician, and learn magic.

Maybe joining the army, fighting in all directions, making achievements, stepping into the legend, marrying a little princess, and walking on the peak of elves, it's really a little exciting to think about it! ”

Although the elven princess is a member of the royal family, she also often comes into contact with commoners. A year younger than me, I met her once when I was younger, and I will never forget her.

"Looking at the talent stone in front of me, the exquisite appearance is as good as new, isn't it new, it just changed this year. Well, there are two more to me, and I can write a little more. ”​

"For the talent stone, the elf touches the talent stone with his hand, and the talent stone emits light, and the strength of the light represents the strength of an elf's talent.

Of the records so far, the weakest light is 'faint fluorescence', indicating that the elf has little magical talent.

Later he became a troubadour, leaving the elven kingdom and wandering the world.

The strongest light is the eldest princess who enrolled last year, and the talent stone was directly blown up, which means that the talent of the eldest princess is beyond the test range of the talent stone (that is, the talent is explosive). ”​

"Hahahahaha......ha

"Read on, 'The Talent Stone is within my reach, I'll ......write it after I'm done with the next test.'

Later, you bare-souled Muggle, half of the story is going to be burned by the flames of this princess. ”

The vicious princess had such a fierce expression that I didn't know what to vomit on.

First of all, you're looking through my diary, and I'm not telling you a story;

Secondly, aren't you looking at the diary trying to find out why I rebelled? You ask directly, I'm not not unexplained?

And I'm exempt, no matter how strong your flame magic is, it can't hurt me.

In the end, I'm here to be interrogated, not to be praised, can I be serious?

So I decided to reply righteously, "Turn over the blank ones, I was in a bad mood for a few days, so I didn't write."

"Oh, so," said the wicked princess, flipping through it, "I found it, 'The elf Ulysses 81 September 1, the new year begins, though I ......'

Why haven't you written for a few days, and you've been skipping a whole year? The vicious princess continued to complain.

"'A year after I tested my talent, I enrolled again. It was time to test my talent again, and I was blind. ’

Yes? This is? Look directly at the light from my sister's talent stone during the test, it was the brightest light ever recorded. ”

There's so much to say in these two lines, let me explain it slowly.

The first is my talent and the gap year, as mentioned above, I am a gunsmith. Anyone with common sense knows that if I have the slightest talent for a magician, I can't learn firearms.

Yes, the test result of my talent stone that year was: there was no light at all. For as long as there has been a record, those who can emit dazzling light from the talent stone, except for those who die young, have all become legendary-level magicians;

The faint fluorescence with the weakest light on the record means that there is basically no magic to learn.

See, I've broken at least one record, and it's not shining - I can't learn any magic. If you change an elf, you can't adjust it for a hundred and eighty years.

I came back to school after a year of autism, and if nothing else, the mentality is good.

In fact, I was almost ready for 8 months off school, and the rest of the time I felt that it was too embarrassing to escape because of my talent, and I would inevitably be laughed at when I went back.

Because of guilt, I continued to take a break from school to hone my face, and simply repeated the grade to study with the next class, and no one would remember me at that time.

A new year, a new school year, and I was blind on the first day.

The little princess is gifted with holy light magic, and during the test, the talent stone emitted a dazzling and intense white light, and those who looked directly burst into tears, ranging from half an hour to three hours of blindness.

Reading this, the vicious princess suddenly did not speak, but read quickly, and then said: "Ah, pervert, you actually had that kind of thought about my sister when you were so young. ”

Perverted your uncle, what kind of thoughts do you say clearly, it's obviously pure love, don't you vicious female elf make up for it?

"Alright Thephia, that's it. Silent dyeing, about the kingdom's punishment of you......" The queen on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore.

On the third day after the celebration, I returned to the Elven Kingdom Junior Magic Academy.

"Although the Council of Elders and the Royal Court have made a suggestion to you, and have acknowledged the power of so-called science and technology beyond the sight of the kingdom. But it is still an unquestionable fact that you disrupted the celebration. ”

The Elven Queen's words still ringed in my ears.

"Coming?"

"Here we are."

At the entrance of the Academy of Magic, I was greeted by a slightly thin but still handsome male elf.

"The east is next to Jieshi", he suddenly whispered.

I was stunned, and my mind drifted back to 200 years ago. But the mouth has already said, "The autumn wind is bleak". We looked at each other and smiled.

This slightly thin but still handsome male elf is Enoch, and my hair is small.

The family inheritance specializes in wind magic, a high-level magician, and his talent is hopeless to reach the legend. The faithful licking dog of the vicious princess, who is currently a petty official.

The above conversation came from another friend of ours, his name is Ah Lang, who came from where he came from and went where he went.

According to Ah Lang, these eight characters contain an allusion called "watching the sea and listening to the waves", which means "although the undercover agent is in a difficult situation, he is still loyal to the country".

Although we are not undercover, we still use this as a code to express our hearts.

"So, this is your final punishment, to be a teacher?" Enoch asked, "It doesn't look very serious." ”

"Is it the head of the training of 800 guns of artillery, or is it from a 10-year-old doll.

Another fine of 300 million gold coins. All teaching activities are at your own expense. I smiled wryly,

"Heh, 300 million, probably every day without eating or drinking, full attendance every month, advanced teachers every year, almost three thousand years to pay off the fine."

It's not very serious.

Probably because I didn't have a talent for telling jokes, Enoch couldn't laugh anymore, "Sorry, I didn't help you with anything." ”

"It's okay, there's enough you can do."

I learned that humans were intent on attacking the Elven Kingdom, so I immediately conveyed the news to the Kingdom. But the elven higher-ups didn't pay attention, or thought I was exaggerating.

Elves are indeed blessed with qualifications and pride, but the progress of human beings is too fast for elves to imagine.

As a last resort, I had no choice but to make a big celebration to show the elves the power beyond magic, the power of human beings.

"Also, I'm sorry. You ......" Enoch apologized again.

"It doesn't matter, it's all happening anyway, isn't it?" What else can I say," and thanks. ”

I waved my hand and walked into the academy.

Enoch was stunned for a moment, and then went back.

I had a plan to get out of the celebration, but Enoch didn't respond to me.

That's right, I planned the destruction of the celebration with Enoch, including where to start and where to get out.

Except for Enoch, who didn't know my specific strength, he knew everything else.

However, in the end, it was Enoch's father, Uncle Loe, one of the elders, who captured me.

Uncle Luo Yi used a forbidden level of wind magic, the name I don't know, in short, it was a tornado.

My magic immunity is only immune to energy, not to the physical effects caused by magic. For example, a tornado sucked me up, and then I was dizzy, and eighty percent of this was informed;

After the big celebration, where will I evacuate, Enoch also knows clearly, otherwise a taboo-level magic reading bar is so slow, how can it be released on time and catch me?

As for thanks, I was not executed this time, probably because I was saved by Enoch's father.

Defecting from the human army, I'm probably wanted by the human kingdom now. It disrupted the elven celebration again, and the elven kingdom couldn't stay any longer.

If I really escape, I'm afraid I can only live an incognito life of escape, or find a way to smuggle to the Heavenly Realm, but going to the Heavenly Realm is not a good choice, and the Heavenly Realm is making friends with the Human Empire.

But with my position in the heavenly realm? It's hard to say, after all, I've been away from the Heavenly Realm for so long......

By the way, I haven't been to the Demon Realm yet. It is said that only the Celestial Realm has a way to the Demon Realm. But I've heard that the demon world is also in chaos, and it's almost like a fugitive life there.

Wanted, wanted, I think what I did the most in the human kingdom was to lead a group to arrest wanted criminals. The money came the fastest, but I didn't expect to become a wanted criminal in the blink of an eye, so let's do a good job in the academy.

Thinking about all this, I came to my classroom, with no students, no equipment, and probably no salary. Only this familiar territory. Ah Lang, this guy, I don't know where he went again, if he was still here......

Ah Lang, a genius demon. At an early age, he showed a rare talent for space and summoning magic.

After entering the school, he counterattacked the summoning circle and fused it with space magic, making himself a 'summoning beast'.

(The enrollment here is, of course, elementary school, nine years of compulsory education in the elven kingdom)

Shuttling through the heavens and other worlds, often, get us some strange things.

(The main effect is that all pots that are not suitable for appearing can be pushed to Ah Lang)