Chapter 80: Telephone porridge
The first meter of sunlight in the morning shines through the window and shines on the quilt, I cover my head with the quilt, slowly open my hazy eyes, and maybe rub out a little eye droppings, feeling that a small thing has been bounced into the trash can, at least that's what I thought.
"You can't afford it! Let's see what time it is. ”
"What are you doing, sleeping soundly."
As I fully exposed my arms to the air, a cool breeze woke me up a few more minutes.
It dawned on me that it was January, that it was late in the morning, and that the angle of this was ......
"Boss, what time is it?"
"Ten fifty."
"What?"
"You're going crazy! As soon as you wake up, you wake up so violently, be careful of hypoxic shock. ”
"It's over, lethargy, and this life is completely decadent. Niu X, invincible, is about to fall into a coma. ”
"What are you talking about, one set at a time, get up quickly, and get ready to eat."
Today's lunch is basically leftovers, my mother said that they are all "cleaned", and I will go grocery shopping in the afternoon and make delicious food in the evening.
I don't have any other skills, just eat, and when they put off the chopsticks, I will be like a storm, and there is nothing left.
"Have you eaten enough?"
"Hold it up."
"That's fine, let's eat it well in the evening."
"Okay~"
After the fight, I went to the toilet to control my stomach, but failed, which also confirmed that I am not a rectum.
In the afternoon, my parents were not at home, and Gu Shang also had an appointment, and I was the only one left at home, but I didn't know what to do.
Let's watch the cartoon, at this time......
Just as I was about to turn on the TV, the phone rang.
I don't like dealing with strangers, so I don't answer the phone at home, but now I don't have a rut, and I can't leave it alone.
"Hello, hello?"
"Is Gu Yang here?"
Yo he, female, the whisper is very tender, and this personality charm is highlighted at once.
"I am, may I ask if you are ......"
"I'm Lan Yuxuan."
"Hey."
"What are you doing, you don't want to."
"It's not, I just think your voice has changed, I almost didn't hear it."
"Maybe it's a phone call, do you think a little girl misses you?"
"How is it possible, I thought that an aunt missed me and wanted to talk to me about bringing their children badly."
"Haha, I hate it."
"What are you calling me for?"
"I want to tell you that yesterday you sent me home, and my dad saw it, interrogated me all night, and was annoyed to death."
"Ah...... Did you recruit it? ”
"What?"
"That's what you said?"
"Let's just say it's a classmate, what do you want me to say?"
"Just say I'm your big brother."
"Hehe, I don't."
"You're so loud, is there no one at home?"
"No, is it loud? Do you have anyone in your family? Will you hear it? ”
"Coincidentally, there is no one in my family, and everyone who has a big holiday has gone outside to hang out."
"That's fine, by the way, have you seen the siege?"
"Where am I looking?"
"I know you don't read much."
"I thank you for reminding me."
"Haha, you're welcome."
"You...... Just to hurt me? ”
"Hey, it's all your fault, keep interrupting me, I want to say, I have a copy in the hole in the table."
"I know."
"You know?"
"I found out a long time ago, and I thought that if you do anything unfavorable to me, at least I can use this handle to blackmail you."
"You're so annoying."
"Oh......"
"Forget it, I actually wanted to give that book to you."
"Huh? What do you want me to do. ”
"Thank you for helping me move the table."
"Oh, hey, it's all trivial, what's delicious?"
"You know how to eat! I see that every time you go to the bookstore and read that book "Alive", I think you have quite good taste. ”
"That's a must."
"You listen to me, I ......"
"I'm listening."
"I hate it, I think 'Siege' is better than 'Alive', and it's very interesting and more famous."
"Oh...... All right. ”
"What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to watch TV, and you called."
"See what?"
"Cartoons."
"Just finished praising you for your taste."
"How can you watch a cartoon and lose your taste?"
"It's just tasteless."
"And what are you doing?"
"I didn't do anything, I was thinking about doing my homework for a while, but there was no one at home, so I was a little scared."
"What are you afraid of...... It's so nice that no one in the house is so happy. ”
"What if there's a bad guy?"
"Where are there so many bad people."
"Don't you know, there have been thieves in our community, and several households have been stolen."
"It's okay, no thief will steal anything in broad daylight."
"That's right."
"Anyway, you've been fighting with me for so long, aren't you afraid of being discovered by your father?"
"I can't find out, he's been calling a lot lately, so it's not bad for me for a while."
"Oh...... It's a shame you don't go spy. ”
"I'm going, then I'm going to call it a beautiful agent."
"Huh."
"What's your attitude?"
"Oh...... What are your plans for these two days? ”
"Study, it's almost time for the exam."
"It's not so tender, it's New Year's Eve this year."
"Then you can't sharpen your guns on the spot, and you can't hold on to your feet temporarily."
"Have you been with me for a long time, and your conversation has become routine?"
"I love you!"
The phone was silent for a while, but my mind was racing to think about what else to say, but after a long time, I didn't come up with anything.
"Why don't you speak?"
"I don't know what to say."
"Do you mean you have nothing to say to me?"
"When did I mean that?"
"Forget it, I'll ignore you."
"Don't mind, in that case, I'll tell you a ghost story."
"You're sick, I'm home alone."
"Oh yes."
"Fill your heart."
"Otherwise, I'll tell you about my childhood."
"Didn't you tell you all about it last time?"
"That's just the tip of the iceberg, who doesn't have a childhood like you."
"You don't have a child!"
So, I talked about everything from premature birth to falling into the ice hole (if you are interested, let's talk about it in the future), and I was tired of talking about it, Lan Yuxuan just giggled and did not interrupt.
"How's that, isn't it?"
"It's not easy for you to survive until now."
"I think so, too."
"Okay, if you keep calling, the phone bill will really explode, you can continue to watch cartoons."
"Oh......"
"Oh what, oh, yes, bye."
"Oh...... Bow. ”
It's too difficult to make a phone call, and my ears are always close to me, which is very uncomfortable, but fortunately it's winter, and I don't sweat much, otherwise it's even more uncomfortable. I guess Lan Yuxuan is the same, since she didn't say it, I think she is as strong as me.
(-Passerby: Press hands-free!) - Passerby me: Damn, I forgot)
I turned on the TV and searched around, and finally chose "Haier Brothers", this animation is particularly popular, both good-looking and knowledge-worthy, but wearing less clothes.
When my dad came back, he took over the TV. I didn't watch it with him any longer, but went back to the house and started to do my homework.
I don't know why, on the first day of the holiday, I took out my homework book, and I didn't resist it at all.
The dinner was so hearty that I even regretted that I had eaten too much at noon.
"Can you leave me some?"
"Then you can eat."
"I can't eat it."
"I'll leave you a fart."
"Eat it tomorrow!"
"We'll talk about it tomorrow."
It is said that the eldest brother is like a father, but Gu Shang can't get along with me everywhere, I knew that there was such a big brother who didn't know how to take care of my younger brother, I wouldn't be born, and I was bullied for so many years.