I walked out of the school in a daze, and instead of rushing back to copy the poems, I was in a trance, listening to two voices arguing.

I've seen this scene in the cartoon, it's an angel on the left and a demon on the right.

"To live is to be happy in time! You have to know, why are you doing so hard when you don't study this material? ”

"People always grow, sometimes because of people, sometimes because of things, I want you to mature once, not after being beaten repeatedly, you are still a child."

The demon couldn't take it anymore, and pointed to the angel's nose and said, "You fat man who pretends to be tall!" I ask you, what's so good about him when he's mature? Do you want him to keep world peace? ”

When the angel saw that the demon was coming, he also retorted, "Is maturity to maintain world peace?" ”

My attention was completely drawn to them, and I knew what they were, one to maintain world peace, and the other to compel the former to maintain world peace; One does all the good deeds, and the other forces the former to do the best.

I wanted to see the two of them fight, but I forgot that they were my inner OS, and they must all follow me, cowardly.

But I'm still going to take sides.

As an Aquarius, I have very peculiar ideas. For example, this choice is not based on who is reasonable, but who is cuter and more handsome, you can make up for these two goods: one looks that people have nothing to say, and the other looks make people lazy to say anything.

So I quickly had an answer.

I was about to comfort them and carry out ideological propaganda on "building a united front" when someone behind me stopped me.

"Wait, lad."

Turn around and look, I'm dripping!

It is actually an uncle with hair and beard and wearing a Taoist robe, he holds gossip in his left hand and I Ching in his right hand...... Ah. It's just that in my impression, there is still a lack of dust.

"You...... Call me? ”

"Well, young man, I see you've been sullen, has something happened?"

I understand this routine, I used to meet the kind of "master" who told people fortunes on the side of the street, saying that you would see that your Yin Tang was blackened and had a bloody disaster, and said that you should be merciful and scatter your own cultivation for many years, (for the sake of money) just to help you get through the difficulties, Brabra...... Mom said it was all a lie.

Another point is very suspicious, when the Taoist priest says "I", shouldn't he call it "poor Tao"? It seems that he is a half-witted person who pretends to be a Taoist priest and comes out to deceive.

"I'm sorry, I'm not counting my life."

"Wait, wait, I just feel like I'm destined for you, I want to talk to you, don't worry, I'm not a liar, and I don't take money."

As soon as I heard that I didn't want money, why didn't I take advantage of it?

"I was beaten by the teacher today, and I was punished, oh yes, I was run over by a bicycle when I went out, and I was scolded, oh and, I feel a little constipated today. Well...... The rest seems to be gone. ”

The Taoist chief smiled and nodded again.

"Come with me."

"Huh?"

Uncle, you don't want money, you want to die, don't you?

The Taoist saw through my thoughts, smiled and said, "We can't stand here and say, there is a small park in front, let's go there and talk, don't worry, there are so many people coming and going." ”

I want to laugh in my heart, this person is quite familiar with the environment, have you stepped on it a little? But the small park is my territory, are you afraid that you won't be able to do it?

"Okay, then I'll talk to you."

Warm reminder, I was brain-dead back then, don't learn from me, in case you meet a bad person, I am not responsible.

There aren't too many people laughing and playing in the small park, but if the Taoist wants to commit murder, I'm afraid it's not that easy, not to mention how clever I am, just the big brothers passing by can subdue him.

"Young man, have you ever heard of Christianity?"

“…… Yes? ”

Look, I'm just saying I'm a liar pretending to be a Taoist priest, and now I'm talking about Christianity, see how I tear off your hypocritical mask!

"Aren't you a Taoist? Did he feel that the Tao was not working, and he converted to Jesus? ”

"Haha, I'm not a Christian, and I don't know if the Tao is spiritual, but when I saw you, I suddenly remembered, legend has it that Christianity divides the 'heavens' into seven layers, of which the second weight, that is, Tuesday, is called Mercury Heaven, which is where the angels are imprisoned."

“…… Yes? ”

It's an angel again, I just saw it, yes, no, he was on my shoulder! Why was he detained so quickly? I don't understand these things at all, and I don't want to understand them, all I care about now is whether or not I am an angel reincarnation!

"Hmm...... Let's put it this way, in their Christian parlance, everything that happens to you today is because when the angel was imprisoned, one of them escaped and happened to find you. ”

Oh...... That makes sense, but the angel is really enough, like a quarrelsome fat aunt.

"But in our Taoist view, it is contrary to metaphysics, I am just telling you the cause and effect that you have encountered today."

The Taoist chief opened the I Ching, took out a few copper coins sandwiched in the book, and continued:

"Zhang Tianshi will come to this world to preach every other day, today is the right time, before I stop you, I calculated a hexagram, and said on the face, the person selected by Zhang Tianshi this time is you."

“…… What? ”

I'm not interested in I Ching gossip and why I didn't choose me, I just want to know my previous question.

"Dao Chief, that's what I should call you."

"Haha, it's okay."

"Oh, I want to ask you, did Zhang Tianshi possess my body, or did he change my primordial spirit? I'm ...... now."

"Child, don't divulge the secrets." I hear this on TV, I get it.

"Okay, so may I ask what your road number is......?"

The Taoist chief shook his head and said softly: "The so-called monks do not say their names, and the Tao does not say their longevity, but they are also monks, you don't have to ask, and I won't say it." ”

I wanted to continue talking, but after the Taoist chief put away the copper coins, he got up and said to me: "Actually, although I have only one side with you, I know that you are extraordinary, and you and I don't have to see each other again in the future, child, the Tao is boundless, if you are interested, you can learn some I Ching gossip, it will be of great benefit." ”

After saying that, the Taoist chief left, and I was dazed and inexplicably excited.

"Damn, it turns out that I'm such a bull X person!"

After this incident, I became more and more convinced. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense, that Taoist priest is not related to me, why did he have so much to do with me? The point is, don't want money yet!

Just as I was excitedly walking home, I met Lan Yuxuan at the school gate, and she seemed to see me being taken into the small park by the Taoist chief.

"Gu Yang, you haven't been deceived, have you?"

"Cut, you wait for the laity to know a fart!"

"Oh, I really don't know what you have in your head, and you don't even know if you're trafficked back. Forget it, I'm going home with Ai Chen, alas, I have a brain disease, and it's useless to take medicine. ”

After speaking, Ai Chen jumped and ran over, maybe she didn't hear it in front, but when she said that I was sick, she really listened to it.

"I knew he was sick, so let's go."

I snorted at their backs and bounced home.

"Father, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, the news says a Taoist priest has been arrested." Then he shouted at his daughter-in-law who was cooking, "I said, there are really a lot of liars now, deceiving people in different ways, you look at this, just giving people feng shui has cheated so much money, and they also sell books and objects." ”

"What do you say? I'm cooking here, I can't hear you. ”

Therefore, I have never told my parents that I am the reincarnation of the Heavenly Master......