Chapter 51: So You Like Me
If this is the process before, after returning home, it would probably look like this:
Change slippers, pull stinky and smelly, wash your hands, watch a few commercials on TV, eat a banana, wash your hands again, divide chopsticks, serve rice, sit down to eat, wash dishes, turn off lights, urinate and do homework......
But there are some discrepancies today, although I know that my identity is special, but the Heavenly Master should also have to do his homework, not to mention that he was punished......
I didn't pick up the tempting banana, let alone excrete the Qi in my body, hoping that in the absence of supplies, my Yuan Shen could support me to copy a little poetry first, and I didn't want to stay up late because of punishment.
"Wash your hands and eat!"
It is still necessary to excrete before eating, which is also to give the "other me" more fresh food, and it must not be allowed to continue to be wasted.
"You're almost there, don't hold on to it at night."
"No, no, no, you don't know, it seems to be one me eating, but it's actually two."
My mother subconsciously looked at my stomach, and then as if she was stupid, she raised her head violently and said, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
You all give us a comment, how can any mother say this about her son?
"Hey, you don't understand, I actually ......"
"Okay, okay, let's eat less, and go down for a stroll in a while."
"No, the teacher left a lot of homework today."
"Then don't eat it, hurry up and do your homework."
"Okay~"
Gu Shang's ears were very sharp, and after listening to our conversation, he immediately shouted: "It's time for Gu Yang to wash the dishes!" ”
At this time, my mother was still very fair and said to Gu Shang: "He has a lot of homework, you can brush it first, and let him brush it tomorrow." ”
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I don't know if you've all heard the saying - "a good memory is not as good as a pen", I think, this is completely ineffective for people like me, I used to copy words all night long, I didn't think I had to write down much, and repeated copying with emotions will increase my own disgust, and the effect is worse.
You may ask, isn't it just a matter of copying a few poems, no matter how bad it is, there are only a few sentences, how many can you copy? I can only say that you are still too young, and we write poems silently, such as the teacher table and the preface to King Teng's pavilion...... It's not the full text, but that's enough to see.
To pass the time, I turned on the radio, and the volume was controlled so that I could hear it, but I couldn't make noise to others.
It's hard, and don't forget, there's an open-air ballroom at the back of our house......
It turns out that when multiple irritability factors are intertwined, you will want to give up everything and find a way to relax, and if you still have a shred of reason, you may continue to get the trickiest or most important things done beforehand.
I copied several poems, and I didn't finish copying them until Gu Shang was asleep.
"Penalized?"
"You care?"
"You can't get your IQ anywhere."
"You can't take the test to support me?"
"I love you!"
"Then what are you cursing me for?"
Having said that, I never seemed to have seriously thought about the future, but I only heard my parents and teachers say that if I can't get into college, I won't be able to do anything in the future. If I had known what the academic qualifications of some of the wealthy people who went to the sea to do business at that time, I would have jumped up to resist the fallacy of "grades first".
There are still a few math problems that have not been written, so let's forget it, go a little early tomorrow and copy other people's.
So, I stretched and prepared to pack my bag.
At this time, I suddenly found a postcard in my schoolbag, which Lan Yuxuan used as a bookmark, and I saw her on the table during class, why is it in my schoolbag at this time? Did she take advantage of my inattention and stuff it in the middle of my textbook? So what did she give me this......
When I opened it, there were two lines written on the back: I may not be the one who knows you best, but I must be the one who tries the hardest to understand you
“……”
Could she ......
I felt a little feverish, and my facial movements were obviously a little sinister, but fortunately no one noticed, otherwise I would have to explain to them who the guy who had a crush on me was, it was too troublesome.
Look, the secrecy work is so good! There is no trace of it!
In fact, I am also very afraid of being confessed to my face, since I was a child, I have been said to be a neuropath, and the sudden "spring breeze" will definitely not be used to it.
Since Lan Yuxuan likes me so much, should I reluctantly accept her? But we're still students......
Wait, I don't know what boyfriend and girlfriend need to do with each other, and I don't have a love manual or anything.
It's all because I underestimated my charm value, so that happiness came knocking on the door, and I was still looking for guilt outside.
No, since they are all people with girlfriends, why are they embarrassed not to even write homework?
So, I took out my math book and homework book and got it done with excitement!
The night was deeper, the starlight wanted to sprinkle on the earth, but it was covered by the lazy clouds, and the leaves waiting to bathe were a little anxious, so they swayed desperately, hoping to attract the attention of the wind, but the wind was fascinated by the flowers, and carefully brushed away the dust and frost on their bodies, so that the grass was envious, and the puddle of clear water by the flowers and plants was particularly naughty, rippling from time to time, wanting to disturb the moon's thoughts, but the smart moon was not tempted, and quietly accompanied the night sky, enjoying this drama that never got tired of watching.
Later, I had a dream, dreaming that by the sea I longed for, a gust of wind blew the sea water ashore, Lan Yuxuan and I smiled happily, and did not complain about washing away the sand city we had just piled up.
Suddenly, Lan Yuxuan shyly confessed to me, so I turned my head with a red face and whispered something I forgot to copy from somewhere.
She gently snuggled up to my back, and I lifted my head happily, closed my eyes, and listened to the cicadas not far away.
But it didn't take long for the cicadas to chirp, but the "pressure" behind them was getting bigger and bigger, as if Lan Yuxuan was asleep standing up.
I didn't look back, my hands were put behind my back, trying to protect her, afraid that she would fall because she couldn't stand on her feet.
Gradually, I felt a little overwhelmed, as if she was deliberately pressing me.
I felt that the joke would not be good anymore, so I wanted to turn around and stop her.
This time, I woke up......
Gushang was snoring while his feet were stepping on my back. I hurriedly got up, and when I saw Gu Shang's hideous face, I must have been having a nightmare.
Because before going to bed, I found that Gu Shang put on a "big" word, which occupied most of my "territory", and I was merciful and didn't beat him, so I could only bend down and sleep under his feet, and such an unfortunate thing happened.
I sighed and gently put Gu Shang's hand back to his.
"What are you smoking?"
"If you didn't almost kick me out, what would I do with you?"
"I said, there's something you can't step on."
“……”
I really didn't mean to wake him up, and I also took this opportunity to complain about the scenes in the TV series that covered the quilt and even picked it up and "transferred", how dead that person slept so that he could not wake up if he was messed around...... Unless comatose.
I readjusted my posture and prepared to fall asleep for the second time, hoping to walk along the beach with Lan Yuxuan, watch the sunset, see the stars, listen to the tsunami (not that natural disaster), and listen to the cicadas......
By the way, the cicadas are no longer audible, because ......
The slanting sun cherishes the falling leaves, the city is covered with gold, and the cicadas still want to make trouble, how can the wind be slightly cool.