On the 23rd, He Yiming welcomes the summer vacation, and the clever ghost coincides with the gap
The next day, Saturday, was still busy, waking up early to prepare breakfast for the boy and send his son to the exam room. Gui Ying, who has done a good job of all-round sunscreen work, took advantage of the cool and refreshing air in the early morning, and took Zhiyuan's hand to walk around the school for a few laps. The shade of the trees on the greenway outside the school is thick, the flower beds are full of flowers, they walked through rows of thick green bamboos, passed through a tall Bodhi, the couple on the greenway, a left rippling and right a boy, is happy.
How is Yangyang in Hunan? There was a magical scooter before, and the little girl couldn't put it down - eating during the day and sleeping at night. Later, the elder brother Zhang Yehao, who was in the first grade of primary school, the youngest grandson of Zhiyuan's stepfather, also finished the exam and went on summer vacation, and the seven-year-old little brother took his little sister to play here and there, and Yang Yi was immersed in the fairy tale world that was wholeheartedly cared for by the little brother.
After the ground was hot, the couple drove back from school. At noon, the two of them sent lunch to the boy, and at half past five in the evening, they went to pick up their son who had completed the big exam. Anyway, I finally finished the eight courses. At six o'clock in the afternoon, the young man who came out of the examination room of the chemistry exam was relieved and heroic, and his footsteps out of the school gate flew unconsciously. The little three walked back hand in hand, Tsai walked in the middle, Zhiyuan helped his son carry his schoolbag, and Gui Ying took the writing belt and water cup for his son for the exam.
At this time, the weather was cool and the ground was wet, and the three of them generally talked and laughed when they walked. Tsai Tsai felt guilty about going to the emergency room on the night of the typhoon the night before, and felt that it was necessary for him to explain.
"Mom, I want to tell you something, you have to be mentally prepared!"
"Huh? What's up? Gui Ying was perfunctory.
"I had a bad stomach the night before......"
"What's wrong?"
"Actually, it has nothing to do with grandpa! That day, my grandfather went downstairs to eat dumplings, the dumpling restaurant was open, I didn't want to eat, I was very hungry and didn't want to wait for him to finish eating...... So I coaxed him to say that the dumpling restaurant was not open, so I took him to eat barbecue. At that time, my grandfather's face was reluctant, but the barbecue was holding an anniversary celebration, and the whole audience was 70% off, not to mention me...... I haven't eaten barbecue in half a year! "The shrewd child never forgets to sell miserably.
"Don't you know that you have diarrhea after eating barbecue? What's more, you're going to take the exam......" Gui Ying's flames soared.
"I know, I know!"
Zhiyuan listened carefully with his hands in his pockets, and he turned his face forward and said to Guiying: "You let the child finish the matter first!" Monkey anxious! ”
Tsai Tsai glanced at Gui Ying and said, "When I was eating barbecue, my grandfather was ...... Hey, anyway, he reminded me many times before and after not to eat that grilled fish, saying that it would cause diarrhea, and he also advised me not to eat those spicy dishes, but I really couldn't help it, I was tired and hungry, and my appetite increased greatly, so I had to eat those spicy foods, so I ...... Diarrhea. From beginning to end, grandpa was very innocent. But I can't control myself, just like you can't control yourself the more you eat! Tsai slyly pulled Gui Ying on his back.
Gui Ying let go of her hand and stopped, pointed at the boy and shouted, "Why didn't you explain it at the time?" ”
"You're as tempered as Martian meets gasoline! Say me again...... My stomach hurts! It hurt to death! Stomach cramps! You had such a big temper at that time, who would dare to speak! If you're going to be angry at me...... Then how will I take the exam the next day! What's more, I didn't say it, I asked you not to quarrel with grandpa and leave quickly! If you don't listen to yourself, you have to speak harshly there! Am I to blame? Tsai Tsai also stood still, staring at Gui Ying's feet and said.
"Who are you to blame for this? You bunny! Gui Ying was so angry that she raised her leg and kicked the boy's ass hard, and then scolded: "You didn't explain the trouble you caused yourself to others at the first time, so I didn't give your grandfather a good face in the past two days!" Aren't you forcing me to be a bad person? What are you wronged about now that you explain late? Gui Ying clenched her hands into fists.
"I am wronged for my grandfather! He was ...... both days Don't talk to me too much! "The boy was hunched over his buttocks.
"Okay, let's go back, I'll explain to my dad later! Tsai, you also give your grandfather relief - your stomach is broken, and your grandfather must blame himself! Zhiyuan said that he left first, and the mother and son followed.
"But...... I wondered: Why do you always get angry at grandpa? If you don't agree with the three sentences, you will shout and shout, and turn over the old things! I secretly listened to you when you were arguing, and grandpa himself explained at the time, but you couldn't listen to it! What kind of stuff is there to talk about...... Dad, do you think my mom is a bit right or wrong - a little hot lately? Tsai Tsai was afraid of being beaten, so he deliberately walked behind the three of them and shouted these words, and after speaking, he shrank his whole body, ready to be beaten at any time.
"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense about your mother!" Zhiyuan turned around and frowned.
Gui Ying walked in the middle, holding her chest with her hands, her expression was solemn, and even her son noticed that she was irrational. She remembered so many cruel things she said that day, and felt a little remorseful. She cycled through the unpleasant words she had told her old father, and her self-blame doubled with each step. Seven steps later, the woman sighed and wiped away her tears.
"Dad! My mom is crying, hurry up and comfort your wife! Tsai watched quietly from behind.
Zhiyuan turned around, stretched out his hand and put his arm around Gui Ying's shoulders and said, "You will take the initiative to talk to Dad later, Dad is a man's family, so he doesn't care about this." ”
"Mom, don't cry! You were the most ruthless in the world when you quarreled, and now you are crying and crying when you do something wrong - Bo sympathy? I can't look at you rationally like this, it's the same as Yangyang! The soft and hard ones are all for you to occupy, and you don't care about them! Tsai Tsai walked behind and said nonsense, he didn't understand why some people would cry so easily. In the happy world of teenagers, there are few things worth crying about.
"Don't talk nonsense! If one day your son does something wrong and you yells at us, how comfortable will you be? Zhiyuan turned back to his son and said.
"First of all, I won't argue at you two bosses, I am a civilized person; Secondly, if my son does something wrong, I will punish him and will not punish others for his mistakes; Again, I won't necessarily have a son! "The big exam is over, the summer vacation is coming, the boy has nothing to do in his heart, his limbs are happy, his mouth is light, and the whole person is so excited that he does not hide it at all.
"Hehe......" Gui Ying burst into tears when she heard the last sentence, and then turned around and waved her fist to hit Tsai's shoulder: "Okay, if you do something wrong, then I will punish you!" Saying that, the two mothers and sons chased and fought on the sidewalk, but Tsai didn't dare to fight back, and was punched a few times by Gui Ying along the way, which was deflated by his mother.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, there's a car on the road!" Zhiyuan reached out in the middle to mediate.
"Don't worry! I've separated your father and daughter, and I'll sew it up for you again! Wait for me to act! I won't let you beat yourself up again! Tsai Tsai smiled and shouted at Guiying from five or six meters away.
"It's like a human saying!" Gui Ying held back a smile.
The three of them came back with a smile, and they walked for half an hour after a journey of ten minutes, and there were many tears and laughter on the greenway. Arrived home at half past six, and the three of them entered the house with a giggle, and the strong harmony and joy dispersed the loneliness of the old horse for the past two days. Zhiyuan went back to the house to put his things, Gui Ying and Lao Ma each glanced at each other and didn't say anything.
The keen boy saw this scene, strode to the old horse's rocking chair, sat on the ground, put his hands on his grandfather's knees, and said that he had finished the exam one by one, and that he was on vacation, so cool, his face was proud and his body was jubilant, and the loneliness of the old man was instantly dispelled by the young man.
Zhiyuan didn't buy vegetables today, and he proposed to go out to eat. Gui Ying packed up her things, and the husband and wife went to the restaurant to take a seat after greeting the old and young. Tsai Tsai helped the old horse and then went out, and when he got out of the elevator, he became a "big matchmaker" to eliminate the estrangement of his family.
"Grandpa, on the way back from school just now, I told my mother about that day, and my mother cried and beat me!" Tsai Tsai observes words and looks.
"What's the matter?"
"Just the day I went to the emergency room on the day of the typhoon! You said you wanted to eat dumplings, but in fact, the dumpling restaurant outside was open, and I didn't want to eat it, so I lied to you that the dumpling shop was closed, and then took you to the barbecue restaurant, and you persuaded me not to eat it at the time, but I didn't take it seriously...... Anyway, I told my mom the truth. ”
"Oh!"
"Grandpa, do you know why my mother is crying?"
"What?" Lao Ma deliberately didn't ask, but he couldn't hold back and didn't ask.
"I asked her why you keep getting angry at grandpa, and she couldn't answer after I asked, and then she cried! I cried so miserably! Tsai Tsai added fuel and vinegar, thinking that the old man's heart had softened and the matter had passed—the estrangement had been eliminated.
"Miserable! Miserable fart! Your mom isn't that kind of person! The old horse rolled his nostrils.
"Hahahaha...... Grandpa, why didn't you follow my script? Oh my! You're so smart, grandpa hahaha...... We're a family – it makes sense, it turns out there's a reason! "The boy is bouncing around the old horse like a cow cub.
"Hahaha......" the old horse laughed at the handful baby beside him.
"I'll tell you the truth – live restoration, no exaggeration: my mom was meditating, and then she cried, but only wiped four or five tears, and that's it! Grandpa, you're only worth such tears in my mother's heart! I lied to you when I said miserable, the key is grandpa - you actually have anti-reconnaissance capabilities! He deserves to be the village chief! is worthy of being an Internet celebrity in Majiatun! Tsai patted the old horse on the shoulder like a buddy.
The old horse was teased by this monkey and laughed all the way.
After the two finished laughing, Lao Ma slowly spoke: "Hey, your mother has a complaint against me!" ”
"Why?" Tsai held his breath.
"There's no why, poor! Hey......" The old horse shook his head, and stopped talking.
Seeing that his grandfather looked solemn, he didn't ask.
Four people have five dishes and one soup, and after twenty minutes, everyone has eaten and drunk enough, and when Tsai Tsai saw that his grandfather and mother were still dodgy, he spoke righteously and necessaryly: "Mom, I just told my grandfather that you cried miserably, and my grandfather also cried!" After Zai finished speaking, he craned his neck and looked at the two of them and smirked.
"Huh?" Gui Ying opened her mouth wide.
Zhiyuan is unknown, his face does not move, and a pair of eyes quietly look left and right.
"this baby!" The old horse slapped the boy on the arm.
"Comrade Ma Guiying, you can't control your temper, you have to apologize for training the wrong person! If you are embarrassed to apologize, then you have to express your meaning to Village Chief Ma! Tsai nodded slowly on the table in the tone of a leader or an intermediary, and rubbed the four fingers of his right hand with his right thumb in the air.
"What does it mean?" Gui Ying scooped the soup in the bowl and asked with a smile.
"What do you say! Have a good attitude, send a red envelope to my grandfather, or kiss my grandfather and hug my grandfather! Right now! Right away! Hey, hey, hey......" Boy turned his face and covered his mouth and laughed like a monkey.
"Hehehe......" Zhiyuan laughed heartily when he heard it.
The soup that Gui Ying had just drunk squirted out.
Lao Ma turned his face and was as shy as Gao Laozhuang's Zhu Bajie.
"My grandfather is shy! My grandpa was shy! Tsai pointed at the old horse and shouted, as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Who in the village is not shy! Don't tease your grandfather! Children are neither big nor small! Zhiyuan patted the boy's head.
"Isn't that normal? I'll kiss my mother and kiss you, it's normal for you two to kiss you! I think the people in the village have to change, people abroad - for example, France, the United States, Italy, the son and daughter are fifty or sixty years old, and they kiss and hug their parents as they see them! "Tsai Tsai is right.
"That's abroad! Where are you? It hasn't been long since this reform and opening up, and you have become crazy like this! The old horse raised his nose and knocked on the table.
"Then I'll buy it for your grandfather later...... Buy a pair of sneakers! As a gift of atonement! Okay? Gui Ying looked at her son and peeped at his father.
"I don't want sneakers! Spend money in vain! The old horse shook his head.
"Grandpa, that's what's wrong with you! My mother's purchase of shoes is secondary, apology is fundamental, you don't accept shoes is equal to not accepting apologies! Tsai Tsai gestured with his hands on the table.
"Dad sneakers are comfortable, you only have a pair of leather shoes without a change of washing, after two months your feet are good you go out to turn, Shenzhen from time to time there is rain, wearing leather shoes and stepping on the rain is not good for shoes, and the soles of sneakers are thick and durable!" Zhiyuan persuasion.
"I'm 70 and I still wear sneakers, that's what dolls wear!" It turned out that the old man really didn't wear sneakers.
"Grandpa, it's very dirty to wear leather shoes! Now the elderly in the city all wear sneakers, you will go to the mall later, you find out which elderly people wear leather shoes! ”
"Northerners tend to dress formally, while southerners go to work and wear sneakers!" Zhiyuan said.
Gui Ying was eating vegetables and drinking soup while listening to the father and son persuade the old man.
Seeing that the old horse was speechless, Zhiyuan hurriedly asked: "Dad, I estimate that your feet are forty-four yards!" ”
"It's that big! I'm forty-three! ”
"Okay, let's go buy shoes later! Forty-three! Gui Ying's chopsticks are still picking and choosing on the plate.
"Wait! Wait a minute! I promised to be an intermediary for you, and I did, right? Tsai Tsai stared at Gui Ying and said.
"What are you going to do?" Gui Ying is alert.
"Some people make money with their brains, some people make money with their physical strength, and some people make money with their mouths - like hosts and judges! You've got to reward me for making it up, I don't have to worry about talking so much! Tsai Tsai stared at the innocent little eyes.
"Hey!" Gui Ying continued to eat vegetables, too lazy to pay attention. Zhiyuan and Lao Ma laughed.
"Oh, look at my mother, people have done things for you, and you don't mean to give some money! How can you cooperate in the future? After that, I don't care how much you quarrel with my grandfather! It has nothing to do with me if you upset your house! Tsai Zai clasped his hands on his chest and squinted at Gui Ying.
"Uh...... One dress or one trouser, just one! Gui Ying said while eating.
"You know that I have a sports suit, and I have been talking about it for two months! What does it mean that you only buy one? Tsai squirmed in his chair.
"Why are you not dressed up so beautifully? Besides, who knows you're buying one? You talk so much nonsense, I have to remember that I am tired to death! What's more, what you have in WeChat is money - a lot! I already knew about it - I also took a screenshot to keep it! Gui Ying smiled and picked up the dishes.
"When did you watch it?" Tsai Zi straightened up and asked excitedly.
"In the emergency room, you drank the medicine and got confused! I just see how much money you still have in WeChat! Boy! I'm scared to death, I don't even dare to say it - it scares your dad and your grandfather to death when I say it! I usually pick and search, and I try to scavenge oil and water from me, and I sell all kinds of miserable, and the three or five yuan of chicken and dog fragments still reach out to me to ask for it! I didn't expect you to be the big guy! ”
"Do you know privacy! It's illegal for you to look at my phone! The hatred in Tsai's whole body was focused on those two pairs of small eyes.
"Fart! In China, there is no privacy! If you have the ability, you can sue me, and you will go to court to sue me, maybe it can also promote the development of China's privacy laws and regulations! ”
Lao Ma and Zhiyuan faced each other, admiring the mother-son bickering.
"You peeked at my phone, you still have a point!"
"If you bite the tongue again, I won't buy a single piece of clothing! You have so much money and let me buy it for you! If you mess with me again, I'll tell you how much money you have—let your dad and your grandpa hear how much money you have! Gui Ying feigned anger.
"Are you interesting?" Tsai Tsai pointed at Gui Ying, and the flesh on his face was twisted into a ball.
"Alright, okay, you two don't quarrel. If you do well in the exam, I will reward you! Zhiyuan turned the teacup and said.
"How?"
"Total score...... Entered the 10th prize of 200, entered the 20th prize of 500, and advanced the 25th prize of 2,000 yuan! Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows.
"Then he got the test last time...... How bad it must be! You can improve by more than 20 people! The old horse exclaimed.
"You've got a ...... bonus It's too shabby and weird! What if I improve fifteen places? ”
"Compromise—three hundred and five! Will the bonus be so much as you love to want or not! ”
"Why is the twenty-fifth prize awarded 2,000 yuan?" After Lao Ma asked this sentence, Zhiyuan covered his mouth and smiled, Gui Ying looked at Zai Zai and smiled, and Zai Zai twisted his neck and laughed.
"Dad, how many people are in their class? How many were he on the last exam? "Zhiyuan spoke.
"Say it!" Lao Ma Chong raised his chin.
"There are fifty students in our class! I finished 25th in my midterm exam! I'm not a bad student, I'm not an excellent student, I'm a middle student—the most standard, middle student in mathematics! Tsai pinched the orchid finger in the air.
"You've done this - it's a little amazing!" The old horse also smiled, and then shook his fingers in the air and said, "That's the case, then grandpa also expressed his position, I have the same bonus as your father." If you can really take the first place, your grandfather will also give you 2,000 yuan! ”
"You ...... Interesting! It's the same as not saying it, can you mention the bonus before the exam next time! Tsai pouted.
"Oops! You eat less! Your belly is so big that the fabric can't cover it, and the three men have eaten enough and you haven't eaten enough? The old horse looked disgusted at Gui Ying.
"I'm hungry!" Gui Ying's chopsticks froze in mid-air, not knowing whether to continue to pick up the vegetables or retreat.
"The three of us have stopped chopsticks for more than ten minutes, you have been eating all the time, you have eaten more than us, not a pound and eight taels! You don't know how much your blank weighs? Most of these dishes are greasy and greasy, and most of them are meat, and you are already too round to refrain from it? Look at how much Zhiyuan is heavy, how heavy you are! The old horse pointed to and fro with his nose.
"I'm ......" Gui Ying pouted and couldn't move, as if choked and couldn't speak. In the end, I had to swallow a breath, put down my chopsticks, and wiped my mouth. The more she eats, the bigger she gets, she understands, she really can't restrain herself in the past two years.
Zhiyuan and Zaizai sat and watched Gui Ying swallow and vomit, and couldn't help laughing.
"Wow! The strong have their own strong players! It turns out that there are people in this family who are better than my mother! After saying that, Tsai picked up the old horse's arm with both hands, and his head rested on the old horse's shoulder: "I have a backer!" I'm going to slap my grandfather! It turns out that my grandfather is the highest point of the imperial power center in the family! The funny appearance of the boy hugging his thighs amused the crowd again.
"Let's go! It's past seven o'clock, go buy shoes, and eat by the way! Zhiyuan stood up.
"Then let's buy it in this mall!" Gui Ying stood up, shrugging her big shoulders and round waist.
"I can't go, go buy it!" The old horse waved his hand.
"Dad, I'll accompany you and let them go shopping! I'll show you around the mall. After Zhiyuan finished speaking, he bent down and supported the old horse.
The boys who have been on summer vacation are like hares in early spring, bringing a different youthful atmosphere to the family.