(Since the revised word count cannot be less than 1000 words in the original chapter, I am reluctant to make up a little at the beginning.) ）

(This chapter originally told the story of a family chatting while watching a military parade on the National Day, in which there will be a lot of bickering and laughing scenes based on different generations and concepts, which have been blocked many times because of the sensitive content involved.) After modification, modification, modification, and modification, I don't know if the ban can be lifted this time. ）

The morning glow was in the sky, staining the old horse's face red. The old man opened his wrinkled eyelids and saw through the window the scorching and striking posture of the morning glow. After getting up, the old horse moved to the rocking chair, soaked in two pots of smoke, and suddenly felt energetic.

Today is the third day of the ninth month of the year of the pig, the first day of October in the solar calendar, the National Day of October, and it is advisable to sacrifice today, and avoid burial, burial, market opening, and trading.

After tearing up the old yellow calendar, the old horse went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and after finishing the sweat towel to scrub his neck and chest, then took a razor to shave in the mirror, and when he was done, he dipped his hands in some water, and wiped his head on the silver-white hair, and then combed and combed his head with a small pink comb, and after the three-seven points of the head seam was as straight as a ruler, he brushed the small comb and put it in place - no way, the little comb was the only comb that the old man could see at home.

"Oops! Gotta get a haircut! The old horse, who has always had a strict hairstyle, said to himself in the mirror.

After the equipment was completed, the main task of the day was to watch the military parade - this is a habit that the old man has cultivated for decades, and it must be the case every National Day. This is the habit of being an old member, and it is also the persistence of an old village chief.

Everything was ready, the hour hand on the watch was almost seven, and Lao Ma sat in the middle of the sofa, facing the TV and turning on the news. After seven o'clock in the morning, the live broadcast on TV started, and the seven-way camera directly hit the scene of Chang'an Street. Lao Ma turned up the volume of the TV to the maximum, and sat down alone, watching it meticulously.

He Zhiyuan woke up when he heard the sound, but he was so sleepy that he couldn't get up. Today Xiao Liu of their logistics department is on duty, tomorrow he is on duty, the day after tomorrow he took half a day off on his father-in-law's birthday, and there will be two days off after the National Day, which is all his current holidays. After washing, he went out to buy breakfast, and when he came back at eight o'clock, no one got up except for his father-in-law's house.

The volume of the TV set was so loud that it didn't make Gui Ying and Zai Zi quarrel, and Lao Ma was a bit of a gamble. However, when Weng and his son-in-law were eating breakfast, Yangyang got up by himself. The little feet are like cats, silently appearing in front of adults, receiving a bun and eggs, and the little baby sits on the sofa swinging her feet while eating and watching.

Gui Ying has been under a lot of work pressure recently, and her insomnia is frequent and serious, so she wanted to take advantage of the National Day holiday to make up for her sleep, and at seven o'clock she listened to the old man's live broadcast, recalling the scene when she was forced to watch the military parade when she was a child, she wanted to get up and didn't listen to her brain-she really couldn't get up, so after Zhiyuan got up, she covered her ears with Zhiyuan's pillow and continued to sleep. At the moment, I really can't sleep because of the noise, and I come out to eat breakfast with swollen eyes and a big pie face. When she went to the restaurant to get soy milk, she found that a pair of children woke up before her.

"Today, October 1st, the day of the National Day military parade, I slept like pigs one by one! The rape wheat in the tun has been planted early! The old horse shouted unhappily and angrily.

"Isn't it ten o'clock?" Gui Ying is as if she hasn't slept all night, with dark eyes, fluffy hair, sloppy body, and her mood and face are not good.

"Ten o'clock is the start of the military parade, and now it's a live broadcast, introducing the team, the location of the scene and the camera position!" The old horse pointed to the screen and explained.

"Who has nothing to do to look at the camera!" Gui Ying returned the favor.

After eating and preparing to go back, the old horse shouted at the back of the boy: "Don't you watch? The school teacher asked to let me see it! ”

The boy who was also woken up was naked and wearing only a pair of sports shorts, and turned around angrily and said, "That's right! Our teacher is asking you to see, isn't this not the beginning yet? After the boy finished speaking, he slammed the door shut.

"Dad, drink some tea!" Zhiyuan made two cups of tea, one for his father-in-law and one for himself.

So, the three adults sat side by side on the two sofas, Zhiyuan hugged his chest and watched TV, Yangyang leaned on his grandfather for breakfast, Gui Ying checked the work on his mobile phone, and sat on the sofa without smiling, posing with clairvoyance and ears, and watched the live broadcast seriously.

At nine o'clock, Tsai Zai's mobile phone rang, it was a courier. The young man who was interrupted his sleep again went out of the house and stood at the door and shouted: "Grandpa, your courier has arrived!" I want to sleep and don't want to take! With that, he closed the door again.

What courier does he have? Lao Ma was stunned for a while, and then remembered that the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, he used Zaizai's account to buy a fan of the same style as Wuhou on the Internet, and mailed it today. Knowing that Gui Ying couldn't be called, the old horse looked at Zhiyuan for a long time.

"Then I'll pick up the courier." After Zhiyuan finished speaking, he changed his shoes and took the key to go out.

After coming back, the old village chief who first recovered the online package opened the carton with joy, and saw that it was indeed the goose feather fan used by Zhuge Liang on TV. He tore open the plastic package, held the carved handle and shook the fan with a pout, nodding, the color, size, and length were almost exactly the same as Wuhou's goose feather fan. The eight goose feathers were broad and light, and the wind blew on the face, and the old horse instantly smiled. The old man held the fan and twisted his body to fan up and down, left and right, front and back, and fan himself once, and then fan Yangyang twice...... Gui Ying Zhiyuan and his wife were a little amused when they saw this, and they pursed their lips at each other.

"It's almost ten o'clock to start, Zhiyuan, you call Tsai Tsai, he is a must-see for students! Coming late is like missing the season - it's not a sight to behold. The old horse pointed to the TV with a fan and then to the door of the boy's room.

Zhiyuan got up and called his son.

The third time I was disturbed, the boy came together to move and have a big temper, sitting next to his mother, just like his mother, holding a mobile phone and swiping it all the time.

"Hurry up and get started, let's enter!" The old horse was so excited that he pointed at the TV with a goose feather fan, and broadcast to everyone all the way like an announcer.

Four-year-old He Yiyang stared at the screen that his grandfather asked her to see with wide black eyes, and he didn't know what was beautiful in it.

"From 1949 to 2019, there was only one 70th birthday! Only once! It's not good to look at! Lao Ma hinted at Zai Zai when he said this, and glanced at Gui Ying by the way.

The boy who got up didn't raise his eyelids, staring straight at the video on his phone.

"Heroes and exemplary figures on all fronts, representatives of all walks of life and ethnic groups, and compatriots ......" The voice in the TV set and the music dedicated to the National Day flowed in all corners of the house, and the old horse listened word by word with his ears open like a big speaker, and his eyes were like bull's eyes, and he couldn't wait to swallow people's lines and recite them.

"Look at the ...... in that row of red doors. It's a gun salute! This is the phalanx of raising the national flag! The old horse pointed to the TV with a goose feather fan to remind everyone.

Zhiyuan greeted and spoke, and Yang Yang looked forward, and his little eyes were confused and he didn't see anything.

"Let's start talking—hear it all!" Lao Ma was as excited and solemn as the teacher marked the key points before the exam.

Gui Ying raised her body and glanced at Zhiyuan.

"It's time to review!" The TV was playing passionate pictures and sounds, and the old man shaking the fan was a little excited.

"This is a female soldier! Look at the big truck, that camouflage uniform! The old horse nodded and smiled.

"I heard that these people who are walking on the right foot have worn out their thick-soled military shoes for the parade! It's not easy to show your military posture! ”

After a few minutes, the screen has been reviewed, and the phalanxes begin to move, and after ten minutes or so, they all return to everyone - the phalanx that drove the tank returned to the tank, the phalanx that drove the truck quickly and returned to the truck together, and the phalanx that drove the fighter returned to the fighter...... Tens of thousands of people were in high spirits to show the appearance of the army. All kinds of warplanes slowly started and prepared to fly over the square to be inspected by the people.

"Airplanes, planes!" Yang Yang pointed to the plane on the big TV and shouted softly.

"Forty-seven ground teams, twelve air echelons!" Zhiyuan repeated the voice on TV.

"Huh! Red pillars, red gates! Yang Yang pinched half an egg and pointed to the TV and said to his grandfather.

"That's the Parade Square! When my baby is older, she will be able to go there. "Old Ma Wei is full of love for Yangyang.

"Split-Column - Begin!" Voices came from the TV, followed by the music of the military parade. The parade, which lasted almost an hour and a half, began.

"Airplanes! Plane! Yangyang pointed to the TV and shouted.

"Well, there's still a national flag under the plane!" The old horse smiled at Yangyang.

"This is the echelon of air flag guards!" Zhiyuan introduced.

"That's a lot of planes! With that...... The birds of heaven are the same! Yang Yang smiled and patted his grandfather's knee.

"Hmmm! Look at the plane's '70' formation! "The old horse pointed out to the baby, but he didn't know that the villain's arithmetic hadn't learned seventy.

"Weibo said that this military parade is the largest - 160 planes and 580 sets of equipment!" Gui Ying reads the relevant information on her mobile phone.

"Strategic Support Force...... Joint Logistics Support Force...... Well...... ...... of the People's Armed Police Force Oh! "Every time a square team passes, the old horse must read the words on the screen introducing the square team.

"That team is all over the box, thousands of people brush one action......"

"Air Force Squadron...... Rocket Military Team ...... This is the Navy Squadron, it's really neat and handsome to look at! The old horse gave a thumbs up and looked proud.

"Mom, look at their expressions......"

The old horse, who was repeatedly interrupted in good spirits, did not understand the reaction of the new and new humans to the parade. Zhiyuan Yuguang saw that the old man was unhappy, and quickly coughed: "Look at it, this military parade is very rare......"

"There are also scientific research teams from colleges and universities!" The old horse said to himself: "Reserve forces...... Peacekeepers ......"

"Hahaha......" The boy who watched the small video suddenly laughed.

Zhiyuan reminded: "Don't laugh, be serious!" The costumes of the peacekeeping troops are very similar to the international ones, which is very good-looking! How many foreign correspondents do you have! Tsai looks at the equipment team, and behind him is the battle flag team! ”

"Banner team, Interesting!" Tsai Tsai holds his mobile phone.

Yangyang, who was eating breakfast, was almost in dead mode, and the boy smiled at the mobile phone for a while, which was extremely hateful, Gui Yingjing said some nonsense that was not related, although Zhiyuan was watching, his body slowly slid into the sofa as if he was lying on the bed. The old horse was not satisfied with everyone's reaction, but he couldn't get a seizure.

"The fog is too big, and the phalanx coming is like a heavenly soldier and a general!" Gui Ying said bluntly.

"What are you talking about?" The old horse shouted.

"I ...... I'll just say what I say! The fog is really big! Gui Ying was dumbfounded and a little surprised.

"Tank team, look at the tank, it's the tank of Zhou Zhou's family!" Zhiyuan quickly shifted his attention.

When Lao Ma heard Zhou Zhou's tank, he couldn't help laughing, then shook his head to dispel his anger, and then read the text on the screen: "Light armored troops...... Combat vehicles of the Airborne Forces, this is a combat vehicle for war! Self-propelled artillery...... I don't know what to do! Anti-tank missiles, oops cow! At that time, we were building the Yellow Trunk Canal for dozens of miles, and all of them were working one by one, and there was not even a tractor. This society is changing so fast! "The old horse rushed to the far and praised the prosperous world.

"Dad, look - shore-to-ship missiles, this can hit hundreds of kilometers, from the shore into the water!" Zhiyuan explained.

"Oh, what are the missiles? You explain it to me and see if I can understand it. The old village chief asked patiently.

"How can I say it, when there were rockets, once the rockets were launched, they could not be controlled, and in order to change this problem, there were missiles, and the missile guide was the navigation guide. Missiles are contemporary sophisticated weapons, remotely controlled, precision combat, and multi-functional. According to the function or purpose, there are ground and empty, empty and ground, ground in the sea, and ground in the sea - corresponding to various professional names. According to the contents of the warhead, there are nucleus missiles and conventional missiles. According to the form of launch, there are ballistic missiles, winged missiles, and so on, and there are many names for missiles, which is a kind of science. ”

"Boy, listen! Don't grow up, people ask the east wind, the giant waves, you don't understand anything! The old horse looked at the boy and said.

"Do I understand this? I'm not going to develop missiles again! "The boy is stubborn and stubborn.

"Not necessarily!" Gui Ying interjected.

"Are all mothers in the world looking forward to their sons becoming dragons and their daughters becoming phoenixes! Heh-heh! Chances are, I'm going to disappoint you! More likely, your daughter may be going to disappoint you! After saying that, Tsai continued to watch the small video.

"You can't do it, don't go into the water! Maybe my baby can talk about it...... Ride the dragon and get a son-in-law! Gui Ying stammered.

Sure enough, the most unacceptable thing for mothers in the world is the denial of their own children by others, even if this other person is also their own child.

"Far away, what is a submarine missile?" The old man pointed to the TV and asked his son-in-law.

"It was supposed to be a battleship that hit a water submarine under water, as if it was fired with a torpedo, and the hit rate was high. If the missile warhead is equipped with nucleus, it is a nucleus warhead, which is very powerful! ”

"Oh, you know this!" The old horse lifted his butt and leaned back in admiration.

"I know a little bit about fur, maybe I don't even have enough fur!" Zhiyuan is not only humble, but also the truth.

"Look at this row and row, it's all missiles! Now that we're going to fight, we're not afraid of his foreigners! Unlike my old man (Grandpa Ma's father, called in dialect) and their people in robes, when they saw that foreigners were all land lords, even the governor was cowardly when he saw foreigners! ”

After the old man finished speaking, he read the text on the screen: "Shipborne air defense weapons, early warning radar, surface-to-air missiles...... What is a surface-to-air missile? The old horse asked urgently.

"Surface-to-air missiles – launched from the ground and hit things in the air. This one has a fast reaction and is also powerful, and can hit both high and close air. ”

"Oh...... Field anti-aircraft missile ...... Information Combat Squadron ...... You see, there is a cauldron on the car that receives signals, which is a bit similar to the horn pot in the village! Unmanned Combat Squadron ...... Eh, why is there no one fighting? How can you fight without people? "In previous years, most of the National Day parades were lively, but this year's old horse has become a curious baby.

"Oops!" He Zhiyuan scratched his head and tried hard to explain: "Dad, don't you have an air conditioner at home, the remote control of the air conditioner and the machine of the air conditioner are separated, and the machine and the remote control of the unmanned combat aircraft are the same as the air conditioner - they are also separated." How to start the drone, what altitude and speed, turn left or launch, all have the final say on the remote control command on the ground. ”

"Oh! This drone is not small wow! ”

"Well, that's a big drone! There are big and small drones, the big ones are now this, and the small ones are the size of small fans. Many people shoot from high altitude with drones. ”

"Well, now this guy - really good at playing! When I was young, the only people in the village worked in the fields were trolleys and oxen! How can there be a drone, I have never seen it, and I dare not think about it. The old horse nodded frequently, with a shocked expression.

"Dad, you're right, in fact, drones are now used to spray pesticides at high altitudes, locate planting seeds, plant inspections or agricultural inspections...... There are places to do that. China's current UAVs, whether civil or military, are very versatile, and their technology is also world-leading! ”

"In that comparison, my Majiatun is still lagging behind!"

"We're already good there, but there's less flat land and we can't operate on a large scale. Dad, look, it's time for cruise missiles! ”

"What's a cruise missile?" The old horse was full of spirits, and he asked quickly and listened carefully.

"Cruise missiles belong to the Rocket Forces. Ballistic missiles are powerful and costly, and the key is that they are disposable, and many countries equate ballistic missiles with Nucleus weapons, and as soon as a ballistic missile is launched, the situation escalates and enters the mode of a major war. But this cruise missile is different, it is a yard smaller. Our Changjian-10 is a long-range cruise missile with a range of 15 to 2,500 kilometers, and it hits the opponent's bases, communications, and logistics. During the Gulf War, it was the first cruise missile used by country M to fight Yi Ra Ke. Now in addition to M and E, our country has this, so this thing is pretty powerful! ”

"Oh! I thought cruise missiles were patrolling aircraft carriers. The old peasant seemed to understand, and a proud smile spread across his exhaled face.

"Look at how much! There are a lot of cruise missiles on display this time! ”

"Well, the national strength is not what it used to be!" The old horse praised again and again.

"Oops, the east wind is coming!" He Zhiyuan sat up straight when he saw this, a little excited.

"Dongfeng-26 nuclear and conventional missile...... What is both nuclear and conventional? The old horse asked as soon as he finished reading.

"That is, it can be equipped with both nucleus warheads and conventional warheads, and this can be fought on land, sea and air. Look how much has been made! These four rows of cars are so long and four columns, each car is carried by dozens of wheels! ”

"The Great Wave...... Submarine-launched long-range missiles...... Hit it in the sea...... DF-31A nuclear missile - what is it? ”

"ICBMs are now mainly used for deterrence."

"Oh! Dongfeng-5B nuclear missile ...... Dongfeng-41 nuclear missile ...... This is the Nucleus missile! Good guys, how big you look! Bigger and longer than a sprinkler on the street! This is just a cannon core with so many guns, and the power is amazing! Look at how bullish our country is now! ”

The old horse used what he had seen to compare to what he had not seen and was difficult to understand, who would have thought that the boy not far away heard the missile compared to a sprinkler truck and an artillery battle, and a pair of white eyes suddenly floated in his heart.

"Look at the plane! One big plane leads many small planes! He Zhiyuan reminded his daughter who loves to watch airplanes.

"And rainbows! Why do airplanes pull rainbows? Yang Yang asked.

"That's a jet, and there's color in it." Zhiyuan explained.

"Maritime patrol aircraft...... Electronic reconnaissance aircraft...... Oh, it's a bomber, looking at a normal plane...... Fuel dispenser oh yes...... Carrier-based aircraft, oh aircraft on aircraft carriers...... Fighter...... Oops, Army Aviation Assault Aircraft......"

"Hahaha......" A burst of laughter suddenly came, and the laughter lasted for a minute, ruthlessly interrupting the old horse's facial features and solemnity.

"Laughing at what?" Gui Ying laughed unusually when she heard this, and turned her head to ask her son.

"YD's military parade! One...... There were more than a dozen people sitting on a motorcycle—stacking Arhats! Wahaha......" Tsai laughed speechlessly.

Gui Ying snatched her son's mobile phone, looked at it for three seconds and burst out laughing, laughing and laughing for another minute. It turned out to be a small video about the YD military parade, and all the people in the video were sitting on motorcycles, some were four people sitting facing each other, some were sitting on the front and rear wheels of motorcycles, and some were standing and riding motorcycles......

"YD: Is this a military parade? Ahaha...... Oh, my God! It's a motorcycle acrobatic show! Gui Ying laughed.

"There is an eighteen Arhats in the middle riding a motorcycle...... Cart...... Ha ha! Tsai Tsai laughed shortly.

"There are 20 people on this motorcycle! Haha......" Gui Ying pointed to her phone and smiled.

"There were fifty-eight people on the last motorcycle — oh my God...... A world record! Tsai fell on the sofa laughing, stomping and slapping his thighs.

"Haha...... Take a look at ...... dear," Gui Ying stretched out his hand holding the phone for Zhiyuan to see.

Zhiyuan had seen it before, and when he remembered it, he chuckled a few times, he was afraid that he couldn't hold it after watching the video, so he refused to speak again: "YD's motorcycle show is from country Y, and country Y used to have it, it's not as funny as YD, and our country also had it in the early years, but it was in the mass phalanx." ”

The old horse, who had been sitting on the side with anger for a long time, patted his thigh, turned around and pointed to the tip of his nose and asked, "Didn't the teacher let you students watch the military parade, did you watch it?" Is the stuff in your phone that funny? After speaking, he glanced at Gui Ying.

Gui Ying didn't hold back when she was reprimanded, don't turn her head and cover her mouth with her elbow and laugh.

"I don't want to see it! None of my classmates watched it, why should I watch it! Tsai Tsai was overjoyed and angry.

"I don't believe no one is watching!" The old horse scoffed.

"At this time, everyone is chatting in the WeChat group! Believe it or not—" The young man swore and stretched out his phone to show the old man.

"You teachers let you watch it, don't you watch it? Don't write a report? ”

"The report is copied from the Internet, everyone is like this, if you don't copy it, it seems that you are so clear! The key point is that I watched the parade all over the place, and it's strange that my classmates don't laugh at me! "Sixteen-year-old boy told the truth.

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it, don't laugh there, what kind of system!" The old horse turned around and continued to face the screen.

"Who stipulated that you have to cry and mourn when watching the parade? The audience at the scene also talked and laughed! Why, if you are allowed to watch a military parade as cold as ice, you are not allowed to laugh and laugh? You think that our impropriety is a kind of destruction of your seriousness, and I think that your appearance of being too serious to the point of sanctimony is a huge destruction and merciless harm to our relaxed, true and comfortable! A plate of shredded potatoes also has what you like to eat, what you don't like to eat, what you want to eat sour, and what you don't eat spicy, how come it comes to your old man's eyes, the world must be black and white? ”

"Okay, okay, how can you be so aggressive, don't talk to your grandfather!" Zhiyuan stopped his son.

"It's not! I was woken up early in the morning...... I usually attend classes at school every day to listen to this task and that homework, and there is a task at home! My father said that there is only one National Day a year, and I want to say that there is only one National Day a year! Do not do to others what you would not do to yourself, and our teacher also said, 'Do not do to others as you would have them do unto you'! Is there still fairness, respect and tolerance in our family? Besides, humor and ridicule are a way of life and attitude that is much higher than the seriousness of the eight classics! ”

When Lao Ma heard the child's family say, "Do not do to others what you don't want to do to yourself", he smiled innocently and said in surprise: "Your doll family still understands this!" Hey hey ......"

The contrast between the astringent smile and the anger just now was a little big, and the old man was so ashamed that he scratched his Guan Gong's face with his right hand, scratching non-stop.

Seeing this, Zhi Yuan hurriedly said: "Your grandfather likes to see you laughing there, isn't this a troublemaker?" Didn't you have an appointment with your classmates? If you don't like to watch the parade, go out and have fun! ”

"I was going to leave at eleven o'clock, but I had to be forced to leave early. I...... I slept late last night, and I've only been asleep for a few hours now! Disturb me non-stop! Tsai Tsai was not happy and didn't want to continue watching, so he went back to the room to change his clothes.

"Sleep so late, go to the field in the middle of the night to catch ghosts!" Old Circus banter.

(End of chapter)