14 Stupid old man Oolong fights the traveling female Pixiu jokes
The two of them went home with a big bag. When Gui Ying got home, she saw that here was an old man lying melancholy and quietly by the balcony, and there was an angry son in the house, and she suddenly felt tired.
Gui Ying pulled a chair and sat on the edge of the balcony, with her right hand on her right cheek, and asked Lao Ma in a low tone: "Big, why did you smash the child's piano!" ”
"Didn't smash it, fell lightly, scared and scared him! If you really smashed it, the piano would have broken to the point of falling wood chips! Lao Ma raised his chin at Guiying.
"Then why are you trying to scare him?" Gui Ying smiled bitterly.
"He didn't let me listen to a play at your house, and I muttered back and forth several times! I am deaf in my right ear, you don't know, besides, how loud do you say this phone can be? It's not as big as the phone I used before! Lao Ma pointed to his mobile phone and said aggrievedly.
"He's going to do his homework! Children's education is a major event in the family, and it is the same level of major event as I go to work to make money! As long as he said that he wanted to do his homework, Zhiyuan and I wouldn't let him do anything! Children's education is always our first priority! ”
"It's not that I don't let him write, it's that he himself is not quiet. In the morning, Yangyang and the baby laughed for half an hour, why didn't he say? How? As soon as I heard the play, he came out and chattered! He is hostile to Qin Yan, so I can't leave Qin Yan, what do you say? ”
"He only stays home for two days on the weekend, not to mention that he has a final exam right away!"
"How do I know when his final exams will be? You don't even have a TV at home, I finally listened to Qin's dialect, and he deleted it for me again! So what do you say about me after I go to your house? Is it possible to lie here every day? I'm telling you, the old don't have a pastime that goes fast! The old horse pointed to himself.
"Hey, I know! That software can be deleted again! He will go to school tomorrow, you let Zhiyuan give it again! ”
"How do you delete it?" Lao Ma was puzzled.
"Tsk! Oh my! That software can be downloaded an unlimited number of times, a hundred times a day! Gui Ying looked at the old man's unbelievable appearance, and secretly complained in her heart. It turned out that the old man thought that the software for listening to the drama would be gone forever - what a big oolong. Gui Ying wanted to laugh at him, but she couldn't laugh at all, she stared at him, vaguely aware that this stubborn old man seemed to have long since stopped keeping up with them.
"How do I know this? I thought it would be like a text message or a photo if it was deleted and it would be gone—nothing! The old horse lay there, and said weakly.
"I'll download it for you now!" Gui Ying snatched the mobile phone in Lao Ma's hand and directly gave Lao Ma the software for listening to the play.
"What's the point of not letting you listen to it?" The old horse faced the sky outside the balcony and looked discouraged.
"You can listen to him when he goes to school!"
"So how did I spend the weekend? See for yourself how many words you can say to me over the weekend? Zhiyuan is busier on Sunday - busy from morning to night, your son has to do his homework, what's the matter? Let me play with your four-year-old! I can't stay at your house anymore! When my feet are ready, I'll go back to Majiatun immediately! Old Ma waved his arms at Guiying.
Gui Ying wanted to blame him and scold him, but her throat seemed to be blocked, and tears almost welled up in her eyes.
"That's it! Look at it, Yo-Sen Ma, listen! She ordered a play by Ma Youxian and played it to the old horse. The old horse closed his eyes and pouted his mouth on the balcony, and Gui Ying's heart was as uncomfortable as eating chili peppers. She didn't want to disturb the old man, so she took her chair and left.
After putting down the chair, she went to the house, closed the door, and sat down on the edge of her son's bed. It's been a long time since I've sat in this seat - it used to belong only to her, but unfortunately she lost it herself. Now sitting here again, I am full of emotion.
"What?" Seeing that his mother was sitting beside him for a long time and did not speak, Tsai Tsai asked first.
"It's nothing, look at you!" Gui Ying's eyes moistened, not for her son, but for her father.
"Acting in a bitter love drama? Playing the emotional card? Tsai didn't eat this, sat up and looked at his mother carefully.
"Hahaha......" Gui Ying was amused by her son's grimace and said: "You deleted grandpa's software, he thought that deleting it meant that it would never be gone, he didn't know that the smartphone's software could be deleted and deleted!" The only purpose he used that phone was to listen to Qin's play, and you deleted his play, so he was very angry! ”
"You make up the reason! He's such a shrewd man! Tsai Tsai couldn't believe it.
"Yes, he's so shrewd, he can't play WeChat, and he lets you teach!" Gui Ying was so scared that he had nothing to say.
"Your grandfather is wrong for him to drop your piano, and my mother apologizes to you for him!" Gui Ying said and shed a long cry again.
"What's wrong with you? Stimulated! Tsai Tsai pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Gui Ying, at this moment he couldn't understand why his mother, who used to be so delicate.
Gui Ying was speechless, and she didn't know why she was crying so sadly all of a sudden. It's not for the old man, it's not necessary for the son.
"If I'm wrong, you beat me, if he's wrong, you apologize for him, you're a fair and just middleman!" Tsai Tsai's words were softened, although he was not angry, but he wanted to ask for an explanation.
"You're wrong! Why doesn't it matter if your sister and Zhou Zhou are arguing at home, why did you blow up when your grandfather heard Qin's drama? ”
"I'm doing math, and when I'm solving it, I hear this play in my head - if you were me, how would you do it!"
"I'm different from you, I grew up listening to Qin dialect opera, and I told your dad that day, I said that as soon as he played Qin dialect at home, I felt like I was back when I was a child - very kind! If I want to listen to Qin's drama and do the question, then I'm not happy to die! Gui Ying said with a smile.
"Are you raising the bar!" Tsai didn't believe that his mother would be happy when he heard that babbling, crying and crying scene.
"I didn't raise the bar, really! Who in Shaanxi has not heard of Qin opera? Your second uncle is listening to the work in the fields! You don't believe it, call and ask now, see how your two uncles are going back! ”
"What if I can't accept it myself?" Tsai Tsai said truthfully.
"Yes, the key problem is that you can't accept the tone of Qin Yan yourself - it's not grandpa's fault! We can all accept it, Yangyang can be, your father is a Hunan native, why can't you? Today's incident was caused by your own hostility towards Qin Yan first, and then against your grandfather! Your grandfather is right! He can't decide what he wants to listen to based on your preferences! So if one day you hate to hear the sound of cartoons, do you want to delete all the cartoons in the waves! You can't listen to the sound of chopping meat when you do your homework, so don't your dad cook either? This family belongs to everyone, and it is also your grandfather's, and you don't want to listen to the trick and delete it - of course your grandfather is not happy! What is the essential difference between him throwing your violin in turn and you deleting his play? ”
"You're in sales, who can talk so well like you! My dad was a teacher, who could teach more than him? Anyway, I mean you two - invincible! Now with the addition of the village chief, I am not happy to do it - violent bar spirit! Tsai Tsai's tone was soft, and Gui Ying knew that he had listened.
"Okay, he broke it for you, I'll fix it for you! Don't be angry, you're about to take the final exam! ”
"Oops, I know! I'm in a hurry more than anyone else! Tsai clenched his fists.
"You'll go out and talk to him later!" Gui Ying put her arm around Tsai Tsai's shoulders and said.
"I'm not wrong, I won't take the initiative to speak anyway, if he has a correct attitude, I will give him the stairs immediately, I won't embarrass you!"
Gui Ying pulled out her arm, stretched out her index finger and pointed at her son and said, "I repeat, today he was wrong, but!" But! You deleted his listening software, it's not a matter of deleting a software for him! In the eyes of the old man, deleting software is similar to smashing his mobile phone and erhu! Do you understand? In addition, your grandfather's right ear was deaf in his early years, and he really couldn't hear the sound of the mobile phone when it was quiet! ”
"He doesn't understand anything! It's not good to be so stupid! Sacrificed my piano in vain! Tsai muttered half-laughing, half-angry.
Gui Ying was angry and bitter when she heard her son describe her father like this. She has been catching up with her father all her life, but her son has been ahead of his father since he was born. Yes, he is so old that he doesn't understand anything, Gui Ying is very sad by this fact, sad for the old man she once respected as an opponent, sad for herself who has now lost a strong enemy, and sad for her son who doesn't know the destruction of time.
"Come on, come on, grab the gifts!" Gui Ying came out of the house and waved her hands and shouted in the living room.
She moved the box from the door to the center of the living room and took the gifts inside - Emei Maofeng tea, Qingcheng peacock tongue tea, Sichuan black tea, half a catty of fritillary, Fuling mustard, Jiajiang tofu milk, Dengying beef shredded, Zhang Fei beef jerky, piglet puppet, characteristic keychain, blue and white porcelain vase, porcelain bamboo tea set, a pair of Shu embroidered pillowcases, a silk small Tang suit, a pair of bamboo-soled sandals, a Deyang tide fan...... This box is full of gifts for the family, piled up in the living room.
"Hurry up, it's too late! Today's gift is not for giving, which of you grabbed who's who! Gui Ying yelled.
Tsai Yangyang came out of the house, Zhiyuan came out of the kitchen, Lao Ma also came over to join in the fun, and the quiet and empty large living room immediately became lively.
"One person, four things, you can't take more! Remember that one person has four things, and you can't take more! "The family gathered around in a heap as if they were grabbing discounted goods. The old horse couldn't squat, so he could only bend down and use his cane to pluck the tea. Yangyang and Tsai were lying in the crowd and robbing each other, the younger sister didn't know what she wanted, and she grabbed whatever the brother took. Gui Ying squatted there, quietly handed the pair of sandals and the long-necked vase to Zhiyuan behind Yangyang, and then she sat on the sofa and took out a plum-sized stone carving Pixiu from her trouser pocket - it was the first gift she took out after opening the box, and it was also the most expensive gift, so she took it first for fear of being picked away by the old horse's sharp eyes. Gui Ying touched Zhiyuan's right foot with her left foot, and put the gift in Zhiyuan's palm with a smile.
"What are you doing?" The sharp-eyed boy on the opposite side saw this scene and pointed to the husband and wife and shouted. "My good mother, you have hidden a gift!" Tsai Tsai walked over and snatched the Pixiu in Zhiyuan's hand.
"I bought it for your dad, what's the matter with you!" Gui Ying strode over, snatched the Pixiu and put it in Zhiyuan's hand, and Zhiyuan took the Pixiu to show the old horse.
"I can't look at it!"
"You can see it, but don't take it! This is expensive, can you afford to pay for it? ”
"Eccentricity! Also said that one person has four things! Tsai Tsai rolled his eyes at Guiying.
"That's not what you should want! Tell me again, I'll take back what you're holding! Gui Ying pointed to the things that Tsai picked and said.
"You're always like that!" Tsai pouted and muttered, seeing that Gui Ying couldn't fight, so he had to get close to Zhiyuan and Lao Ma, and the three of them admired the stone carving Pixiu one by one. Yangyang was short and couldn't see it, raised his head and raised his eyes, stretched out his five fingers and hummed to ask for the Pixiu, Gui Ying picked out the puppet toy and gave it to Yangyang, before stopping.
After distributing the gifts, Gui Ying turned on her mobile phone and shared interesting stories on the road while showing her family all kinds of beautiful photos she took in Jiuzhaigou. The family enjoyed the gifts and stories.
After dinner, it was more than eight o'clock, Yangyang was playing, Zhiyuan was busy, and Zaizai was doing his homework, only Gui Ying and Lao Ma were idle, and the father and daughter simply got together and chatted.
"You went to see that Uncle Yuan yesterday?"
"You know that, too! Zhiyuan said everything! ”
"He saw that you gave Uncle Yuan money, what he meant was that if you wanted money, we would give it, and you didn't have to pay it yourself!" Gui Ying explained for her husband.
"I've got money!" The old horse raised his eyelids slightly.
"I heard...... You...... Crying? Gui Ying nibbled on the fruit sent by Ma Ruifeng and teased the old horse.
"Tsk, Zhiyuan's mouth......" The old horse pretended to be angry.
When Gui Ying heard that Lao Ma blamed her husband, she hurriedly defended: "Look at you...... It's like the sunflowers in our field - there are so many eyes! Who is Zhiyuan? O cultural people! There is cultivation! It's me calling and asking! Now the only unstable factor in the family is you, and I don't control it remotely! What if I mess around while I'm not at home? ”
"Hey! You Uncle Yuan...... I have sent many people away, and the old people in the village have been ...... before leaving. I'll send it, and if you send more, you can see whether this person is going to stay or alive! Yesterday I looked at him like that—not for long! The old horse put down the hookah and kept shaking his head.
"Do you have that deep feelings? My mom didn't see you cry when she left! ”
"Tsk! How old am you when your mother leaves! Is this the same? The older a person gets, the closer he gets to the loess – the closer he is to death! How could I have this before...... Tsk is different now - old! Old! The old horse interlocked his fingers and only shook his head helplessly.
Gui Ying bowed her head and was speechless, she was secretly surprised by the change in her father.
"Don't talk about this! Don't talk about that! The old horse's deep eyes shone like the sea.
"Oops! When did Village Chief Ma become so sentimental! Gui Ying saw her father's strange appearance.
The old horse waved his hand and said nothing.
"What's the matter with your constant phone calls to the village lately, is there an emergency in the village?"
"There is a general election in the village soon!"
"You're all gone, what do you care!"
"Oh, driving cattle across the Yellow River, are you happy with me? I have to answer the calls one by one! The things have already been delivered to our house, and the fruit you are eating now is not delivered by Ma Ruifeng? What do you think I can do? ”
"It shows that you still have value! Who's running now! ”
"The village chief, when there is no oil and water, everyone laughs, and when there is oil and water, everyone is putting black guns......" When it comes to the affairs of the village, the old horse's mouth is the same as the water that opens the floodgate - it can't be stopped! From the election in the village to the old people and things in the village, the father and daughter generally talked very speculatively.
Twenty minutes later, Lao Ma was still speaking clearly, but Gui Ying was frequently distracted. Suddenly, Gui Ying interrupted Lao Ma and said the following words: "I remember some of the old faces in the village, and I have long forgotten many of them!" The last time I went home with Zhiyuan, I wandered around the alley, except for some people over forty or fifty years old, I didn't know any of the young daughters-in-law and children below! I went back to my village like an outsider! It's so sad! The little daughters-in-law looked at me with their children in their arms - just ask where you came from! ”
"Aren't you an outsider when you get married? When you go back to Majiatun, to be precise, you go back to your parents' home - the nature of returning to your parents' home is to go to relatives. Besides, you haven't been back to Majiatun since you went out as a teenager, who knows you! Honghong, who is a friend with you, people go back to the village and have a good time with these daughters-in-law in the alley! Lao Ma could see Gui Ying's loss.
"I'm just sad: Majiatun doesn't belong to me in the future, and I don't belong to Majiatun anymore!"
"From the time you left home as a teenager to go to the big city, Majiatun no longer belonged to you! It's not just you, all the people in the village who are going to the big city, once they leave, they will almost part ways with Majiatun! ”
"What about you? Aren't you also running to the big city? Gui Ying is asking Lao Ma, and she is also asking herself.
"I'm walking with my feet ready, who is rare to stay with you!" The old horse is half honest, half insincere.
This answer is what Gui Ying wants, and it's not exactly what she wants. She withdrew from the conversation on the grounds that she was looking at the ripples. She wants to be a filial person, and this idea is not stable at the moment.
At 9:40, the old horse entered the house, and the boy was sorting out his schoolbag. The old horse was so tired that he couldn't speak, but Tsai Tsai had been waiting for him to say soft words—obviously he hadn't completely passed the incident of breaking the piano in the afternoon—he had forgiven his grandfather, but his forgiveness needed a ceremony—but grandpa didn't give it to him.
The old horse is taking off his shirt - the old man did not go down according to the script in the young man's heart, the young man is in a hurry! The heart of forgiving grandpa circled and came back like an arrow without a bow, and it just shot himself who drew the bow - He Yiming was angry. When the old horse took off his socks, he deliberately threw a pile of scratch paper into the trash can next to the old horse's bed. The old horse looked down and looked up again.
"Are you going to throw it away when you're done with it?" The old horse asked.
"Running out! That's why I threw it! The teenager emphasized.
The old horse picked up the scratch paper in the trash can and flipped through it, and none of it was dense.
"It still works!" The old horse pointed to the paper and said sharply.
"I do math, I can't use it anymore!" Tsai shook his head and turned to take a shower.
The old horse was so angry that he put the stack of papers in his drawer. Then, he deliberately brushed his teeth in shorts and short sleeves, intending to check if the boy had the faucet on all the time when he was taking a shower - and sure enough, he did. Is this kid too wasteful? Or did he become a walnut every other year - an obsolete person? The old horse was a little puzzled.
Gui Ying is tired today and has to go to work tomorrow, Lao Ma doesn't want to make trouble, so he cleans up and sleeps.