Chapter 10: My Days in Hoi An 2
Since I decided to go to the black-hearted massage shop tomorrow, I have to think about it, how to get the money back, I can't be confused, I thought of a few egg plans, the first is to find my accommodation boss and ask him to take me to intercede, the second is that I let that stupid Cantonese boy accompany me, I have a soft membrane and hard bubbles, and in the end, if it doesn't work, I'll play hooligan.
I didn't get much sleep that night, in fact, it was either because of the loss of 600 yuan, or because I couldn't get angry about it.
Finally the next day, I went downstairs to find my accommodation boss, and told her about what I encountered, she was surprised when she heard it, the boss sister was really good, and her husband repeated what I experienced, of course, she spoke Vietnamese, I didn't understand, but from the expression, it can be seen that both of them are very angry about this matter, there is a Vietnamese young man sitting next to the hall, listening to us talk, he also happened to have studied in China, he came to preach with me in Chinese that is not fluent, brother, I advise you not to go, break the fortune and avoid disasters, a foreigner, this kind of thing here, it's not easy to do, I know he has good intentions, but I can't get over it in my heart, I must have an explanation!
Then I briefly explained what I meant to the boss's sister, hoping that she could take me over and help me talk, and the sister didn't refuse me, and readily agreed to me, but we also know in our hearts, after all, people live on a street, and they are all doing business on a street, and they must not be too deep, which I can understand, in short, I can go with me, I am very grateful, so I still have the boss and the massage parlor that Cantonese Tsai went to together, I just mentioned that I don't have a second plan, if you don't give it to me, I'm going to be a hooligan, I brushed my teeth in the morning, I broke a toothbrush, I think she really didn't pay me money in the end, I let him see what is not used to it, I plan to use my broken toothbrush to threaten a waiter, don't give money, I will prick blood, I have to make this matter clear, of course, this matter is prepared in my heart, I didn't tell anyone.
Walked less than 100 meters, I arrived at the massage shop, and when I entered the house, I saw the original team I saw yesterday, I saw the accommodation owner who went with me in rapid Vietnamese and the owner of the massage shop has been communicating, and the speed of speech is getting faster and faster, I can feel that the accommodation owner must be very unhappy, I hope that the massage shop owner can return the money to me, but after some exchanges, the massage shop just does not admit that there is such a thing, and the accommodation owner has no choice, or that sentence, they deal with each other all year round, It was embarrassing enough for the owner of the accommodation to be able to do it now, and there was no way to continue to say anything, and then she saw that it was fruitless, turned around and shook her head at me and said sorry, and then walked away angrily.
I don't think this will come to fruition, how can it be! I went on and talked to them in English, and we all know that when a person is in an emergency, does he speak in tongues?
Haha, I don't have a dialect, but I'm in a hurry, I speak Chinese, that is, a moment of Chinese, a moment of English, the whole Cantonese and massage parlor people next to me are happy, I am angry I turned around and said, you don't help me, don't be happy, okay?
Then I continued to tear up with the people in the massage parlor, at that time, it happened that I saw an Englishman massaging there, it was a lustful old man, I knew that he was not a good bird as soon as I saw him, and he spoke yin and yang frustratedly, and touched the hands of the massage little sister, the eyes were ***.
Haha, at this time my inspiration came, I was not so anxious, so I lowered my voice, dragged the boss aside and said, of course I speak in English, I won't put the original words out here, just roughly translate it, it probably means, you see the eldest sister, we are all Asians, and I am from China, we are not neighbors, we have to take care of each other, if you are a pit person, you will pit the British guy next to you, haha he still has money, right!
I'm not happy if you take less, this guy, the Cantonese boy next to me didn't say a word from beginning to end, hearing this, that guy was happy, he was angry with me, I scolded him again, can you fucking shut up first?
After repeated exchanges, the boss saw that I was also a person who really didn't give up, she was also convinced, and decided to give me the money, but people gave me a rhetoric, people mean, we definitely didn't steal your money, but since you came to my house to spend, something unpleasant happened, we are also responsible, then pay out of your own pocket to compensate you, I told him that I lost a few RMB and a few Vietnamese, and they directly rejected it to me, and they said that they didn't see my money, and they didn't have RMB, so they could only give me VND, To put it bluntly, he doesn't admit to stealing my money, and he has to pretend to be an innocent good person.
Okay, as long as you give me back the money, what do you like, I'll let her be poor there, and then negotiated the condition that she gave me less than 100 yuan of money, and then let the two of us do a massage of the whole body with essential oils, that is, it was still yesterday's package, take the less money as consumption,, that's okay, I'll be consumed, and I didn't suffer a loss.
I didn't say a word, I directly told Cantonese Aberdeen, I'll treat you today, go to bed, and arrange! Then the two of us chose a girl, continued to kill chickens, wipe, don't you touch my eyes with white tiger ointment, don't you take a towel to scorch my eyes, I put my small satchel on my chest, you can press it hard today, the steps of white tiger ointment and the towel are all free, come on!
From beginning to end, I didn't give him a chance to cover my eyes, looking at my excitement, I was confused to see the little girl, the little girl was massaged, I gave a thumbs up and pretended to praise her and scolded her with a smile, you are really a fucking dog, stealing my money, fucking your uncle!
Haha, she thought I was praising her for her good skills, and nodded again and again and said thaks! She scolded me while talking, that scene was so joyful, she almost died for the fun of the Cantonese buddy, and praised me for being talented.
And just like that, my affair was finally over, and when I got out of the massage parlor, I threw my carefully prepared toothbrush on the side of the road.
Encountering this in a foreign country is really a perfect result. The Cantonese boy was also very happy, and said, Let's go and invite you to drink beer, and we will start to go to the waves.