I don't know if you have this experience, the first day of school is the saddest, from relaxing during the holidays to immediately devoting yourself to intense study, which makes people feel unprepared, I think this is probably the root of the school start syndrome.

When I came to the gate of the No. 2 Middle School in H City, I looked at the bustling crowd on the campus, and I was about to start my life as a prisoner again. "Yo, young man, you're here so early today." It turned out to be Uncle Luo, who was spitting out circles and saying to me.

"Don't hurt me, I'll admit, I'm often late, but it's not okay to be late for the first day of school." As for me, in fact, I just rushed to report before the evening self-study, and I didn't plan to do so in the morning.

"This guy is really fucking here, I thought he wouldn't be able to come back from a trip", as soon as I walked into the classroom, I heard Zhang Xiaohua say obscenely.

Zhang Xiaohua and others can speak seriously, as soon as they come to me, it is all kinds of losses, anyway, they can't say good things, we were at the same table in middle school, and now in high school we are still at the same table, nothing has changed, we are still at the same table, he still loves and hurts me as always.

"Brothers, I see you talking so hot, take me one", I joined their topic, damn, these obscene guys are actually talking about the matching of men and women.

"According to the research of relevant departments, by 2020, there will be about 30 million male singles in China, but this has no impact on our class at all, I just calculated, each boy in our class can be divided into seven girls", Zhang Xiaohua said. "you, what do you want so much, I want four to be enough, and the rest is for you, okay, hahahaha." Seeing that they were so unserious, I shook my head.

If you think about it, there are few boys in the liberal arts class, and our 17th class is even more bizarre, with eight boys and 56 girls, and the least liberal arts class in the entire grade.

So our class still belongs to the "feminist society", needless to say that there are many girls, but there are really many officials, like what class president, literary and art committee, and student union, all of them are officials, what do we eight boys do, except for a deputy squad leader, there is no real power, the rest of us are all grass people, and we are really bullied by girls at ordinary times, and we have no temper, are we talking about whether we dare to have a temper.

That's it.,Let's talk about learning.,The top 20 in the class.,There's nothing wrong with our boys.,I finally got to the fourth place in the class in a monthly exam.,At that time, I was proud.,I said in front of a few boys in the class, "Brother,I'm embarrassed for our boys this time.,But,Hey,I tried my best.,I actually got to the fourth place in the class.,The top three didn't get in.,Failed.,I'm sorry for a few brothers."

"Fuck, on pretending, I only serve you", Zhang Xiaohua is as bad as ever. I guess it's retribution, only since that monthly exam, I haven't been in the top 30 in my exam class.

Then our homeroom teacher came to tell us about discipline, work and rest schedules. Anyway, I'm very sad, as for why I am often late and skip class, it has something to do with this schedule.

6 o'clock morning self-study, as a day student, I have to get up at half past five, but I often go to bed late at night, do homework, wander around the Internet, in fact, I haven't really rested well, so, I get up late, this matter, I can't explain it, I really don't pay attention to it.

If it weren't for my uncle being the vice principal, I guess I would have been fired a long time ago.

As the only two male day students in our class, Zhang Xiaohua and I, my friends, planned to go to school to eat something together and go home. We went to a rice noodle shop and asked for two bowls of rice noodles. Zhang Xiaohua and I chatted while eating, and I don't know how long it took, at least half an hour.

Oh my god, I'm still eating rice noodles here, damn it, I forgot that I still have a girlfriend, and she's still waiting for me. I feel very embarrassed when I think of this suddenly.,It seems that this is a disease that has been single for a long time.。

"Lao Zhang, I can't eat it, it's a big trouble to eat, I still have something, I'll go first, you eat slowly." After saying that, I picked up my bag and prepared to leave.

"What, there's something wrong, there are insects in this rice noodle", looking at this Xiaohua's bewildered face, I was speechless for a while.

"Worm, your sister, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you now."

I rode all the way home and turned on my computer before I could put my bag down.