The matchmaker had countless hearts in her heart, and she also wanted to find out the reason, staring at the person on tiptoe and shouting, "Take me to see?"

The people at the door began to back down, and the people in the house also squeezed out, pushing one by one, pushing the matchmaker out of the door, blocking us inside, and the dead brother-in-law would not move......

When my rotten virtue came up, the six relatives did not recognize it, and shouted to the person at the door with vicious eyes: "Don't get in the way! Get out of the way! Don't you see the old man of the blue sky inside?"

After the shouting, the people at the door left, and the steward of the house took the initiative to make a way, followed by a large group, squeezing out one after another......

The matchmaker is gone, I don't know whose room I entered, and there are dense people everywhere, trying to inquire......

Phoenix Flower quietly tugged at the back of my coat and said, "Leave her alone, we will find a place to promise to give birth to a lot of babies for you." ”

She was wrong, I'm not interested in babies, let's take the blue peony fairy as an example, she gave birth to more than 100,000 children for me, and there is no one in the world to compare, and they are not mortals, one person is taller than the other, two or three meters......

Phoenix Flower was unwilling, and quietly lowered her voice to be coquettish: "She is her, I am me, although I can't give birth to so much, but I guarantee that everyone is smart, if you don't believe it, you can try ......"

I know it's called seduction, and it's also a dishonest business, and according to the regulations, I should study the matchmaker first, but she has a ghost in her heart, and she has been quietly worrying about me......

There was a burst of laughter coming from the room, followed by the matchmaker's familiar voice: "Bachelors, listen to me, if you want the beauty to accompany you forever, don't choose to become a flower, such a woman's breath will be more beautiful!"

I heard her, she was in that hut, and no wonder there were so many people crowded at the door, as if they were about to burst the door frame......

There was another burst of laughter from inside: "Crush, crush, how much men need you!"

The matchmaker's voice came out again: "Especially singles need more, think about how much you want from birth to your twenties, or even thirty or forty years old? No wonder there is such a thing as a bird's nest under the pillow." ”

Even the phoenix flower was very curious, and couldn't help but ask herself, "What is the bird's nest? Can that thing be placed under the pillow?"

As soon as I heard this, my interest came, and I said in a firm tone, "Follow me!"

There was a large group of people behind him, including Phoenix Flower, Lu Cuihua, Wan Bu Wet and his flower wife Wan Lisha, as well as Xia Dairen and other five people, Lan Tang, Niu Erxiang, and Qi Da Crooked...... These people followed closely, not wanting to leave for a second.

After a while, I came to the door, and I don't know who shouted: "Lord Qingtian is here, hurry up and give way......"

Sure enough, he made a way and walked in...... The atmosphere of men and women around me is very stuffy. When they were all inside, they were surrounded by people......

The matchmaker became crazy, and the more people there were, the louder she became. In front of me, he tried his best to say: "Bachelors: you are also prison wardens, and once such a secret is revealed, it will become the laughing stock of others! Therefore, people with the emblem of a woman with bark are the same as black fungus, and there are things like a bird's nest, all take them out and burn them! We have a woman flower, and it will soon become true."

Righteous woman, from now on sexual happiness will be around you......"

The big fool seems to understand, is there anyone who doesn't understand? Well, he is even more stupid than a fool! He can only think that men are useless, or can never be strong......

I really can't laugh, these shameless guys have secretly done a lot of embarrassing things, the matchmaker always thinks that the situation is excusable, and now that everything is fine, if you can't catch the flower wife, it seems too incompetent!

There are a lot of singles shouting, and for the first time, there is such a surging heart, and the hearts of the singles seem to be about to burn......

The matchmaker took advantage of everyone's presence to make an important speech: "Everyone, please pay attention! It's a good time to get out of the sticks, I hope everyone will seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, roll a sheet, send 10,000 taels of gold, let the people in the courtyard prosper, let the sex happiness be like spring all year round, let our singles, and welcome the bad future together-let's disperse!"

The singles applauded thunderously, as if they were about to explode the room, and the sound emitted was gratifying......

The people at the door gradually dispersed, the room became fewer and fewer, it was dark, everyone had found a home, but we had nowhere to go......

The matchmaker flew out of the room directly, stood under the beauty tree, stared at the light above, and silently entered into contemplation in her heart......

I came to her with a group of people, frowned and asked, "What do you want to do?"

She didn't look back, but stared at the bright branches and said, "At last the time has come to study me, and I am almost forty years old, and I have drawn many red threads, and I have dedicated my youth to those who need it, and I have become a widow!"

Phoenix Flower observed for a long time, and quietly threatened the matchmaker's ear: "You are cheating, the last three punches don't count, and the Qingtian Lord should study me first." ”

The matchmaker was very depressed when she heard this, and she couldn't slow down for a long time, and her heart condensed into a pimple, and she was extremely uncomfortable, and suddenly shouted: "Don't scratch! Stroke back and forth doesn't count; tonight I'm with Master Dingqingtian!"

When the phoenix flower heard this, she became angry, and there was only one master of the blue sky, and she couldn't be separated, or she would study it together......

I thought about it for a long time, and finally made up my mind, and whispered into the matchmaker's ear: "I can be separated, and I can be invisible, if I am afraid that others will see it, you will build the fairy house." Then, he said the same thing to the phoenix flower's ear......

Seven or eight big men, with their ears pricked up high, brazenly eavesdropped...... also squeezed his eyebrows and made a sour expression......

I can't find a word to say about these movements, because they are all people who follow me, and there is no need to dwell on them, and about sexual well-being, both men and women need ......

The matchmaker didn't think about it, she shrank her body in public and got into the brightest part of the beauty tree, and it took a long time before she showed half of her blushing face from the trunk of the tree, and deliberately shouted shyly: "Husband, come in!"

Phoenix Hua looked at it, her opinion was quite big, and she stared at the matchmaker and scolded: "Isn't it cheap?

The matchmaker is not born at all

Angry, he smiled and said, "Women are cheap, they want men, aren't you cheap, why do you want a husband?"

Phoenix Flower was very depressed, pointing at the matchmaker's nose and screaming, "You just hide inside! I'm going to run away with my husband, see how long you can hide?"

I think they all underestimate me; a dignified immortal has become such a big official, can't the women still see this little bit of concern?

The matchmaker stared at her eyes, and she was extremely angry! She couldn't bear it anymore, showed a counterattacking gaze, and shouted sharply: "Don't you want to take your husband away, he is my person; you know? A woman in her forties has reached the age of a wolf and a tiger, and once she gets wet, it will be tens of thousands of years ......."

It seems that the matchmaker has great ambitions, if she is not strong, she will turn into charcoal overnight, and if she wants to burn, she must store energy to make herself strong before she can light it......

There is no need for the phoenix flower to be verbose, she grabbed my hand, tugged hard, flicked her legs, and flew into the sky......

Everyone followed closely and wanted to see the most exciting tricks......

The matchmaker did not come out, and the fairy lanterns on the beauty tree became brighter and brighter, as if to completely illuminate the prison......

Everyone will think: will she stay in the beauty tree forever?

I also have the same opinion; the matchmaker is almost forty years old, and from the perspective of water tenderness, it is better to have a phoenix. Since she doesn't want to come out, let her stay in the tree forever!

With a "whoosh", the beauty tree was uprooted, a large piece of dirt was turned over, and the slag fell down, and with a "bang", the plume was erected in the air, and the matchmaker's face moved in the trunk, and the beauty tree followed closely......

Everyone was stunned! Is the matchmaker a goddess? She doesn't want a man, will she have children?

When the matchmaker heard this, she scolded: "The old lady doesn't want a man to give birth, doesn't she have a lot of babies;

Phoenix Flower was very curious! Staring closely at the matchmaker's face with makeup, she asked, "Since you are so old, why don't you give it to the younger one?" Is it true that the older you get, the stronger the tiger becomes?"

The matchmaker doesn't want to hear so much, a phoenix flower, still claiming to be self-proclaimed, what's the big deal? Although the old lady is old, the place is still tender, and she doesn't believe that her husband will come in......

Phoenix Hua knew that the matchmaker's mouth was not something that ordinary people could deal with, so she dragged me tightly and fled desperately......

The matchmaker didn't chase after her, but just turned the tree around, like a helicopter, and the higher it flew higher, the branches could make a "buzzing" sound......

Everyone followed me closely, and none of them saw the problem, and they thought that the matchmaker was going to fly away, but I didn't expect something strange to happen......

The beauty tree was in the air, turned to our heads, and sucked it violently, sucking everyone into the air, except for me, and as soon as the lights were turned off, the beauty tree was gone......

The phoenix flower was very depressed! She opened her eyes wide and shouted everywhere: "Husband, where are you?"

All the people stopped and looked everywhere: I can't find the blue sky master, what should I do?

Phoenix Flower thought about it for a long time, and said to everyone: "Let's look for it separately, don't let them get infected!"

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I couldn't understand it after pondering for a long time, and I really wanted to ask: "Can the husband and wife be called infected?" It should be a legitimate act, and we don't want to look for it anymore!"

The phoenix flower bluffed for a long time and no one listened, and she looked very depressed! I went to the east and ran blindly to the west, and it was useless, so I had to shout everywhere: "Husband, it's my turn! You can't be so selfish...... give your love to the disgusting matchmaker."

I was tempted to explain, but the matchmaker held my mouth tightly and said, "Don't squeak! let her shout enough, and she'll be a big fool!"

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~