Several singles were beaten, turned over and got up, quietly slapped the dust on their bodies, didn't dare to say a word, stared at the beauty tree with thief's slippery eyes and shouted: "Sister matchmaker, we are lined up......"

This sound made all the bachelors line up crookedly......

Why are they like this? When they are beaten, they should complain to me, to complain about their bitterness, to vent their anger in their hearts, but they seem to be aware of their own problems, so they endure it.

The desperate need for women was evident in these singles, as if they could not wait for a second, and they, like all men, reached the point where they could not sleep at night.

At this time, the matchmaker stood high on the chair and shouted loudly: "Whoever dares to fight again, once he is caught, he will be disqualified from being a beauty!"

The phoenix flower really couldn't stand it, and endured it again and again, but still couldn't hold back, and said: "If you make flowers, you will bloom, and I don't know what to do with all this? Women can't wait either! Every second that passes will affect the aging ...... of the face."

This sentence disappeared in a cacophony! Seeing the excitement, there were also lined up; there were phoenix flowers, Lu Cuihua, Qi Da crooked, and so on, as well as five people, Wan Bu Wet, Xia Dairen, and the others were blue winding and beef two goods......

I want to ignore that they can't do it, and these guys, although they are not good, are better than nothing......

The noise of the singles covered everything, and the matchmaker's eyes were focused on the flowers on the bachelors and the beauty tree, and the prison wardens lined up one by one, holding the flower in their hearts, staggering around to show off......

The most remarkable thing is that it is not wet, he got an authentic beauty, and he also took a beautiful name, called Lisa; there is no need to publicize it loudly, there are already singles staring and calling: "Hey, it is not wet, can you change it?"

He was not wet or angry, and his face was still smiling like a flower, and he pointed at people and said, "You, you, how stupid you are, I don't know? Mine is a living person, who can exude a charming feminine atmosphere, and yours is just ......."

This sentence is like a time bomb, and the singles with flowers in their hands are staring at the matchmaker with their eyes, asking, "Why isn't it a woman who sent it to us?"

The matchmaker put her toes on her feet and padded them in her heart, and said to all the singles, "Don't be afraid, the flower in your hand will become a crush by itself, as long as you put him next to the pillow, sexual happiness will appear." "The matchmaker has said a lot, but it's still worrying.

The singles held a flower in one hand, waved it vigorously, and called desperately: "Sister matchmaker, you should teach us how to do it?"

The matchmaker was about to be overwhelmed, and shouted at the singles: "Prison wardens, listen......! When you think about women, miracles happen......"

What miracle will happen? Many singles are skeptical, and naturally they have one kind of thought, asking, "Sister matchmaker, what if the flower can't become a human?"

Phoenix Flower stood aside and watched, and finally couldn't help but scold: "Fart, fart, fart!"

After the three punches, I won, and I don't need to listen to her rambling here......;

The matchmaker didn't hear a word, but stood in her chair and busied herself with each other, explaining and talking loudly, repairing each single person in a proper manner......

The singles held flowers in their hands, swaying and making loud noises, from near to far......

The problem was finally exposed, those singles who did not have fairy lanterns in the house, although they were holding flowers in their hands, their hearts were unbalanced, and they were chattering for a long time...... There are several prison wardens with the same problem......

The matchmaker flew over from the chair and landed gently in front of me, staring at the bachelor and shouting, "Follow me......"

As soon as I moved, I was followed by a large group, especially Qi Dawei, who had no intention of running away at all, like a dog raised by me, who loved prison so much......

His case has not yet been solved, and he is both a complainant and a suspect......

At this time, a bachelor led the way, and as he walked, he was verbose: "It's okay now, I have a woman! Enjoy it, let those guys who don't have women become big fools!"

There were a lot of onlookers, and I couldn't figure out what they were thinking, anyway, they were all prison stewards......

All the way around the corner, I finally came to a door and pushed it open, it was dark inside, and there was a man's breath rushing towards me, and there was that stinky smell......

Phoenix Flower covered her mouth tightly with her hands, and squeezed out an ugly voice from between her fingers: "Stinky man, stinky man! No wonder they have all become singles, it may have something to do with this......

The matchmaker was very awkward in her heart, and asked bluntly: "Where are your fairy lanterns?"

A few of the singles turned around and inexplicably said, "No;

The matchmaker didn't ask, pinched it with her hand, flashed a lamp, threw it into the air, floated to the middle of the roof, and slowly lit up......

Everyone was stunned! The house was a mess, it stinked worse than mess! No wonder there was such an unpleasant smell......

The matchmaker glared at her eyes and reprimanded her face-to-face: "As a man, you should be clean and tidy, so that you can firmly grasp a woman's heart and not become today's single......

As she spoke, the matchmaker removed the pillow from the single's bed, revealing a woman's logo made of tree bark underneath......

The Phoenix Girl and Lu Cuihua covered their mouths tightly with their hands, laughed for a while, and said nothing, while Wan Lisha did not react at all......

I don't want to ask, I moved my eyes to the matchmaker's face, lowered my voice and whispered: "Why ......?"

Finish is not wet faster than anyone else, and panicked to make a sentence: "Maybe you can't hold it back, right?"

These stupid prison stewards don't know if they're ashamed or not, and they do all kinds of shady things......

I haven't asked yet, but I found that the person leading the way, his eyes were hidden, and he didn't dare to look at each other, there must be an article in it, and I had to ask: "Whose bed is this?"

The person who led the way scanned the surroundings with his eyes, and found that there were many people, and in addition to those who came with me, there were also many prison guards; what should I do? I took back what I wanted to say alive and showed a look of shame......

Everyone present saw the problem, especially the matchmaker, who wanted to get first-hand information and asked, "How long have you been thinking about women?"

This sentence makes the person who leads the way very embarrassed; answering will affect his reputation, and if he doesn't answer, he won't be happy, so he has to choose not to speak......

Everyone knew that silence contained important content, and in order to reassure him, he had to pretend not to see it, and the matchmaker picked up the woman's sign under the pillow and smelled it, in addition to the smell of tree bark, there was also a man's kind of ......

Phoenix Flower and Lu Cuihua finally couldn't help it, and turned from laughing with their mouths covered to laughing out loud, but Wan Lisha still didn't react......

The matchmaker was also embarrassed to say anything, knowing what was going on with the single, so she could only put the ugly woman logo back in its original place and cover it with a pillow......

Phoenix Flower sniffed with her nose, and actually sniffed under the quilt on the bed, showed an ugly smile, and said: "The single is too shameless, forget it by yourself, I didn't expect it to be lonely......"

The matchmaker was eager to know more about it, there were several beds in a hut, and they opened the pillows one by one to see, some of them were not, and some of them found black fungus, which was extremely large, and I don't know how to get it?

The prison wardens present couldn't understand it, and opened strange eyes to ask the people around them: "What is this? What are you doing under your pillow?"

All of them, there is not a single squeak, but the matchmaker wants to teach: "If you have the flowers in your hand, put them next to the pillow in the future, don't press them under the pillow, so that they will be destroyed, and once they wither, they can't be used!"

The prison wardens present couldn't understand it, and always felt that they had to ask: "Sister matchmaker, won't this flower become a woman? Listen to you, it seems to be a flower forever?"

The matchmaker still insisted on her previous opinion, and in order to reassure all the prison wardens, it was necessary to introduce it again: "This flower can be as you like, when you want a woman to accompany her, whether day or night, she will become a real woman and move naturally, and if you are afraid that the singles will snatch it violently, you can hide quietly next to the pillow......"

The prison wardens don't understand: this is a room for many people, and what if you put it next to your pillow, if someone takes it away?

Therefore, the matchmaker should say this: "It is especially important to take care of the flowers around you, if they are stolen, they can only become singles......"

The prison wardens were very nervous when they heard this, and had to ask: "Sister matchmaker, can you put flowers in your pocket, won't it be safe?"

The matchmaker thought about it for a long time before she said: "You can only put it once as a last resort, otherwise, the petals will wither and damage your face, so you can do it yourself!"

All the prison wardens were puzzled, pondered for a long time, and asked, "Is there any good way to completely reassure people?"

There is no need for the matchmaker to answer this, Wan Bushi took the initiative to stand up and endorse: "Everyone is optimistic, Wan Lisa is the best example, give your flower a nice name, let it become a real woman, always by your side." ”

After hearing this, the prison wardens could not say a word, and their faces showed bright smiles, and they all extended their thumbs to praise: "You are amazing, I hope it will be a year."

After that, give birth to a whole bunch of little babies for you. ”

The matchmaker was so unpleasant when she heard it, and she had to tell everyone regretfully: "You think too much, she won't give birth to a baby, she just provides sexual happiness for singles......

When the prison wardens heard this, they were very depressed, and they had such and such thoughts, and they wanted to say it: "Who doesn't want a baby, can't give birth, and still calls it a woman?"

Needless to say, let's take the analogy of what happened under the pillow!"If you don't have it, you can only live like that, who would consider having a baby?"

This sentence can be understood by most prison wardens, but those who drill the horns of the bull are still stubborn, biting the and holding on to it, and they have to fight to the end......

The matchmaker thought about it for a long time, but she didn't want to answer, and others didn't want to care, so she threw it aside, ignored it, and threw out a sentence: "It seems that you will always only be worthy of being a bachelor!"

There were more and more onlookers, crowding the whole room, even the door was blocked, and there were some people on their toes, shouting strangely: "Sister matchmaker, our flowers can't become beauties, everyone else can be sexually happy......"

I think it's very strange, it's all things that come down from the beauty tree, how can there be such a strange phenomenon? Did they break it?

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~