Chapter Twenty-Three: The Sun Mouse
Hearing me ask him, Feilong rubbed his nose, sat on the clay kang with a smile, rolled his eyes, and said with a big grin: "Tsk, oops, Lao Guo, what is this called, this is called fighting tiger brothers, this is called fate!" You know? In this life, there will always be a few people who stick together and do not separate, which is destined. ”
I saw him prevaricating me, gave him a roll of his eyes, and scolded: "Don't fuck the calf, I know what shit you're going to pull when you have a mouth." ”
"Hey! I said Lao Guo, how to speak, eat with me with **, this time it was our Dragon Master who saved you and picked up a life for you, saying that it is not too much to say that it is your reborn parents, the crow still knows how to feed, and the lamb still knows how to kneel and breastfeed, what's the matter, let's come to Xinjiang Taoyu for a while, this Hetian Yusha Town is my first to come, I also want to say, you came to me. The fat dragon bit me back and said.
I snorted, but I couldn't refute him, and I clenched my fists and said to him, "You...... You're looking for a smoke, aren't you? ”
The fat dragon hurriedly put his two hands in front of him and said, "Hey, Lao Guo, you're still rough when you're a year old, right?" ”
My arm hurt when I lifted it, and I didn't bother to bother with him, so I lowered my arm and asked him, "Is there any water?" And also...... Ah......h Give me that yak jerky of yours, I haven't eaten in days, and my chest is pressed against my back. ”
"Yes, yes, you can't starve the future Guo patriarch of the witch burial sect." The fat dragon said as he went to rummage through the black leather backpack at the tip of the kang.
I saw that this was not the kind of backpack I carried when I went to Shennongjia, and all of a sudden the past was clear in my mind, and I remembered that the knife handle went to protect me and drink poison, and of course I also remembered Wang Huizhen, who protected me countless times.
The fat dragon handed me the jerky and water bag, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise, "Hey! Hey, I said Lao Guo, why are you crying, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, I know you're a knife-mouthed tofu heart, I'll just be your innocent child. ”
I wanted to scold him, but I really didn't have the strength, I silently took it, drank the whole bag of water, tore off a piece of dried meat and ate it, chewed a few bites and chewed more and more, smacked my lips carefully, it turned out that the mood was a little light, so I raised my eyes to look at the fat dragon, he also looked at me directly, I said to him: "Your family is okay...... Ah......h
I lowered my head and stopped what I wanted to ask, I am now engaged, and I can't ask about other women, and sighed slowly.
The fat dragon immediately replied to me and said: "Ah good, great, how can it be bad, my eldest brother picked some black jade from the magic ditch, took it home and invited the Thousand-Handed Bodhisattva to make a black jade coffin, put my precious nephew Dandan, our Wang family is waiting for the day he wakes up, but the Thousand-Handed Bodhisattva said it may be a long time......"
"That's not the point, in fact, you don't say it, I also know that you are going to ask about my sister-in-law, since she came home from Mogou, she has eaten less and talked less, she usually doesn't go out much, she is not emaciated, she ...... all day She knew ...... Worried about you, alas, he would have been very happy if he knew that you were all right and well. ”
After he finished speaking, we all fell silent, and I just munched on the jerky silently, without looking up or wanting to speak.
After a while, the main door of the room was creaked open, and a man with a pole under his eyes walked in, wearing a small white hat, wearing a black coat from the Beiping side, wearing long boots, the mouth of the boots was strung with hemp rope, tied tightly, a pair of small round black glasses hung on the hooked nose, the sparse beard on the upper lip was like a weed, and a pinch of mustache was left on the tip of the chin.
As soon as he looked at me and saw me, he immediately jumped up for joy, and jumped over directly, his eyes shining brightly, looking me up and down, just a fist, pulling a sharp and hoarse voice, and said, "Yo ho! Your little master woke up hey, it's really the Jade Emperor who called you alive, the little ghost of Hades didn't dare to rob it, just outside I was worshipping the sky and the earth, and I was looking forward to the little master not dying, I said that if the little master he can wake up, it is to fold my ten years of life and I will do it, as soon as I come back, you really woke up, or how to say that there are gods in the head three feet, of course, the little master don't feel that I owe me anything, it is also a small blessing to be able to serve you. ”
I couldn't even interject from this sycophant, I pointed at him dumbfounded and asked Feilong, "Is this ...... Who is this? ”
The fat dragon kicked him and scolded: "Don't listen to this grandson's nonsense, this kid in Beiping is a famous sycophant, known as Sun Mouse, when the shooting is good, he eats and drinks together, and marries two aunts, if he is photographed, he will have to peel off the skin if he doesn't die, and he doesn't have to be polite to treat him, this kid is still dead, and it would be good if he didn't steal his life." ”
Sun Mouse patted the dirt footprints on his buttocks, glanced at the fat dragon with disgust, and said: "Hey, I said Master Long, why are you also a dignified captain who touches gold, you have to be a little self-contained, in front of the little master, it is suitable for me to do it, if this is spread out, it will not break your name." ”
"Gotta got, I'm afraid of you, there is a foaming star to use in the right place, how about going out to inquire, then when will Hu Dana go down the jade mine?" Fat Dragon asked Sun Mouse.
"Hey, don't worry, Master Long, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I didn't have any hope, but now that the little master is awake, then everything is easy to say." Sun Mouse said to me.
I frowned, this grandson rat will be long for a while, and the little master will be short for a while, why does he call me little master? There was something in my stomach, and my strength came back, so I sat up and asked Sun Mouse, "Wait, dare to ask why Brother Sun calls me little master?" Are you also in the inverted bucket business? ”
Sun Mouse shook his waist, smiled, hugged his fist, stuck his waist board and said, "Hey! The little master can call me a grandson brother, and call me a brother, really make me flattered, the little master you may be in the clouds without knowing it, Jiaolong into the sea without looking back, now the entire Beiping inverted bucket line, there is no one who does not know the name of your little master, it is said that the ability to touch the gold captain is from your family, and the daughter of the king of flowers in Beiping also secretly promised, with your young age, you can do so, that is the model we worship together, the model. ”
I snorted, and said in my heart that this guy's sycophants were indeed slippery, but it was all nonsense, so I said a little angrily: "Brother Sun, can you introduce yourself, what are you doing?" ”
He pinched his Adam's apple, cleared his throat, and pretended to say: "I, my big name is Sun Xiucai, according to my old mother's recollections, I am the son of the Empress Dowager Cixi and Sun Dianying, so there is no way to inherit my father's business and do the business of touching gold and fighting, but I have been weak since I was a child, and I can only do some eye-catching work. ”