"My God, ...... is this?"

"Dare to be disobedient! The national teacher is afraid that he is drunk!"

"It's terrible, it's terrible! I think the national teacher is going to be killed by the king!"

"The national teacher knocked well!"

There were bursts of exclamations in the main hall, and the king of Xuan was furious, and his eyes glared angrily at the civil and military officials: "Who is the good name? Get out of this king!"

The hall was silent for an instant, and everyone knew the truth of the gun hitting the first bird, and they all looked at Long Jiuyao.

Facing his gaze, Long Jiuyao was shocked in his heart: I have a lot of respect for me on weekdays, but at this critical moment, I am a group of unrighteous bastards, wiping ...... Damn it!

Seeing that no one dared to stand up and admit it, King Xuan looked at Long Jiuyao coldly: "National Teacher, you'd better give me a satisfactory explanation!"

"Inner ......" Long Jiuyao saw a cold sweat on his forehead, and explained hesitantly: "The villain just recalled some past events, and his temperament added a state to the king for a while, and the king will definitely live forever from now on, and he will be blessed with all the blessings!"

Long Jiuyao did have a temperament just now, but now that he looks back, his legs and stomach inevitably tremble a little.

"Hmph, are you a fool to be the king?" the king shouted angrily: "Come on, drag the national teacher out and behead him!"

Hearing this, Long Jiuyao immediately put his hand on his waist, his mind racing and weighing the pros and cons.

At such a close distance, a single shot can definitely lift the Heavenly Spirit Cover of the King of Heaven.

There is a 50% chance that after the death of the king, he will intimidate everyone to become the new boss of Chaoge, occupy the harem beauties of the king of Zhou, and call him the king and the emperor from now on!

There is also a 50% possibility that he was chopped into meat sauce by countless soldier guards, and a few pads were pulled on his back before he died, and his name went down in history and was worth it!

Bet! Fuck it!

Long Jiuyao was just about to pull out his gun, but unexpectedly, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty suddenly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy for him:

"The king must not be! The national teacher is a true god descending to earth, and he cannot be killed by a master of cultivation!"

"Yes, Great King, if you kill the national teacher, I'm afraid it will affect the luck of my Shang country!"

"Think twice!"

“......”

Everyone kowtowed, but the king obviously didn't eat this set.

"Hmph! If I don't kill the national teacher today, how will I serve the public in the future? Who dares to intercede for him again, this king will behead him together!"

The civil and military officials immediately closed their mouths.

At this time, Da Ji stepped forward and hugged the arm of the king of Zhou, and said in a coquettish voice: "The king is angry! What Aiqing said is extremely true, if it is not worth destroying the fortunes of the country, it is better to spare his life." ”

"Good. The king took Daji into his arms, held her chin and said softly, "Then let the beauty spare his life." ”

Everyone begged like a third grandson to no avail, but was persuaded by Daji's words, Long Jiuyao was angry in his heart, and he calmed down for a long time and said: "Thank you for your kindness, I wish the king infertility and a full house of children and grandchildren." ”

The king doesn't know what infertility is, but the four words "full of descendants" still make people feel very comfortable.

"Hmph! Don't think that if you say something nice, this king will spare you, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime will not escape!" "The king said loudly: "This king announced that from now on, Long Jiuyao will be removed from the status of the national teacher and exiled to the north, and this king will not be summoned for the first time, and he will never be allowed to set foot in the Central Plains for half a step!"

It's only been a little more than a month, and from a national teacher admired by thousands of people to a prisoner exiled to the north, Long Jiuyao actually has a feeling of liberation in his heart.

Since you can't stay in Chaoge and continue to cheat and cheat, let's try to find a way to travel back! Home is the ultimate destination......

Half an hour later.

Long Jiuyao got into a prisoner car and was escorted by several soldiers towards the outside of the city.

"Wait a minute. ”

A shout stopped the prisoner car, and the soldiers looked back to see that it was Daji Niangniang who had chased after him.

"Meet the mother. ”

"You guys go down first, I'll have a few words with the national teacher. ”

The soldiers didn't think much of it and quickly flashed to the side.

Although the prisoner cart is simple, in order to prevent Long Jiuyao from remembering the route of the return song, the king deliberately asked people to hang red cloth on the prisoner cart, and it still feels like moving the cannon F from a distance.

Daji stretched out his hand to pick up the red cloth and stepped into the prisoner car, with countless styles on his face.

Long Jiuyao grinned and said, "Oh, why are you here?"

"Hehe, the national teacher is leaving, and the little woman is here to send off the national teacher!" Daji sat on Long Jiuyao's lap and said coquettishly: "Why does the national teacher always say that people are monsters?

Thinking back then, Long Jiuyao was also a man who held the steering wheel and walked into countless foot-washing cities, and in the face of Daji's temptation, he said disdainfully: "When your Nuwa made you, it seems that she cut corners!

Long Jiuyao kicked Daji out of the prisoner cart with one kick, and the soldiers saw Daji roll off the prisoner cart in disheveled clothes, and their eyes immediately straightened.

"Look at what you see, look at it again, be careful I let the King gouge out your eyes!" Failing to seduce Long Jiuyao, Daji put on his robe and turned away angrily.

After Daji left, Li Jing came out of nowhere.

"The king is really blessed!" Li Jing waved his hand at the soldiers: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just here to give the national teacher a ride, and I am definitely not that voyeur, lewd thief!"

The soldiers arched their hands and said, "General Li is upright!"

Li Jing's right hand was inserted into his waist and groped downward, and after correcting the offset position, his expression was straight, and he got into the prisoner car with his head held high.

"General Li, why are you here?"

"Alas, as soon as I entered the court, I heard that the national teacher had angered the king and was exiled to the north. The conditions in the north are harsh and cold, so I bought some clothes for the national teacher to protect against the wind and cold, so take it quickly. ”

Long Jiuyao took the package handed by Li Jing and thanked him: "General Lao is bothered. ”

"The national teacher doesn't have to be polite, it's still my fault, if I hadn't elected the national teacher to the king, the national teacher wouldn't have ended up like today. Li Jing lowered his head, his eyes full of disappointment: "The king is so mediocre, I am afraid that the future of my Shang Kingdom will be dark!"

Long Jiuyao wanted to tell him the end of the Shang Dynasty, but considering Li Jing's loyalty, he could only change his words: "Yesterday I deduced the luck of the Li family in the future, I don't know if General Li believes it or not?"

"National teacher, please speak. ”

"In the future, General Li will have two more sons, the second son will call him Muzha, and the third son will call him Nezha. This Nezha is the reincarnation of a spirit bead, and he has a very strong talent in water, General Li must take him to the East China Sea to practice water-based in his spare time!" Long Jiuyao said with a wilted face.

"The words of the national teacher, Li must keep it in mind!"

Long Jiuyao took out a small tape recorder from his pocket: "Please also ask General Li to hand this over to the King of Xuan for me, and you will ...... it like this when the time comes."

A few minutes later, the prisoner car drove towards the north, and Li Jing took the tape recorder and ran back to the main hall.

"Your Majesty, the National Teacher specially asked me to dedicate this magic weapon to you, Your Majesty. Li Jing presented the tape recorder with both hands.

"What is this?"

"The national teacher has already taught me how to use it, and I ask the king to wait. ”

Li Jing pressed a few buttons, and then the recorder sounded......

"Oops, why are you here?"

"Hehe, I heard that the national teacher is leaving, and the little girl came to see off the national teacher!"

"Why does the national teacher always say that people are monsters?

The recording was edited, just three sentences in total, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty who listened to it were blushing and short of breath, and Daji's face changed even more.

Although everyone didn't know that this was a tape recorder, they all understood that this must be Long Jiuyao using a "spell" to record the conversation with Daji and transfer it to the king of Zhou, this Daji Niangniang is afraid that she will be immersed in the pig cage!

"Hmph! This Long Jiuyao is really hateful! He even threatened the beauty to have fun with him on the grounds of a monster, damn it!" King Su looked at Daji and said softly, "Poor beauty, you are frightened. ”

Fortunately, it was Long Jiuyao, if it was someone else, Daji might really be fertilized.

Everyone looked at the king and wondered in their hearts, obviously he was green and still made excuses for himself, is this temperament still the tyrant king of the king?