Chapter 5: Anger Rises from the Heart, and Evil Grows to the Side of the Gall!
The next day, everyone trekked through mountains and rivers to Nuwa Palace.
The stone statue of Nuwa standing in the palace does not know whose ghostly workmanship it is, but it can make the ice and jade carved by Nuwa lifelike.
But the stone statue is a stone statue after all, Long Jiuyao leaned against the wall and yawned, but the king stared at the stone statue like a pig.
After burning incense and worshipping, the king drew his sword from his waist and stabbed it at the wall.
Seeing this, several princes asked at the same time, "...... are you, Great King?"
"The king saw that Nuwa Niangniang was beautiful and moving, and he wanted to write a poem on the wall and give it to Niangniang. ”
Hearing this, the King turned around and nodded at Long Jiuyao: "Understand me!"
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly persuaded: "The king must not be!"
"Yes, my lord!"
"Nuwa Niangniang is a god, extremely holy, and must not be blasphemed!"
“......”
The king suddenly sank his face: "Bastard! This king wrote a poem to praise Nuwa Niangniang, what is the fuss!"
"It's just a poem. Long Jiuyao stepped forward and asked, "If the king can trust me, why don't you let me compose poems for the king?"
"Then there is Lao Guoshi. ”
Looking at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, I am afraid that the only one who can make the king obey his words is Long Jiuyao, who often pays tribute to aphrodisiacs.
Taking over the sword from the hand of the King of Zhou, Long Jiuyao was calm, and "Ding Ding Dong" engraved a poem:
Just because I looked at you in the crowd more, I never forgot your face, dreaming of seeing each other again one day, and since then I have begun to miss you alone, when I miss you, you are in the sky, when I miss you, when I miss you, when I miss you......
"Good poems, good poems!" King Su looked at the poems on the wall and said excitedly: "I didn't expect the national teacher to be so prodigal and coquettish, this king really admires, admires!"
"Concession and concession. ”
"Haha, let's go, let's leave for Chaoge!"
The king turned back three times in one step, and reluctantly left Nuwa Palace.
Less than a moment after everyone left, a cloud floated in the sky, and Nuwa stepped on the auspicious cloud and appeared and came to Nuwa Palace.
The rows of large characters on the wall were really conspicuous, which immediately attracted Nuwa's attention.
Well......?
Nuwa stared at the wall in distraction, and her cheeks were flushed.
At this time, two boys and girls under the seat appeared and said, "See Nuwa Niangniang...... Empress...... Mother?"
"Huh?" Nuwa came back to her senses and asked, "Who carved the words on this wall?"
"Hui Niangniang, she is a handsome young man, and she seems to be a national teacher under the command of King Xu. ”
"Yes, Niangniang, it was this national teacher who carved it for the king. ”
"Hmph!" Nuwa, who was originally shy, suddenly turned cold: "Go and pass the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb to see me." ”
"Yes. ”
After a while, the jade pipa spirit, the fox spirit Daji, and the pheasant spirit rushed to Nuwa Palace.
"See Nuwa Niangniang! I wish Nuwa Niangniang a long life!"
The three demons knelt on the ground, and the fox spirit Daji squinted at the poems on the wall, and instantly the blood flowed backwards to his head.
Nuwa frowned and asked, "Fox Spirit Daji, you were originally a descendant of the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox Clan, why are you missing a tail now?"
"Back to Niangniang, the little demon originally cultivated the tenth tail, but unexpectedly met a very powerful handsome little brother, who ruined the little demon's Taoism for hundreds of years. ”
Hearing this, Nuwa's index finger shot out a divine light to wrap Daji, and after a while, the divine light dissipated, and Daji was destroyed, and the ninth tail grew again.
Now that the king of the Emperor is exhausted, this mother will help you recover some of your cultivation, and you can sneak into the palace in human form to disturb the morale of the army. The jade pipa essence and the chick essence assist the thousand-year-old fox spirit, obey her orders, and after the matter is completed, your three demons will be enshrined as gods and rank in the immortal class,"
"Xie Niangniang!"
After thanking them, the three demons quickly rushed to Chaoge.
......
A few days later, the Imperial Song National Teacher's Mansion.
"Xiao Jiu, when are you coming back?" On the phone, Brother Li's voice was a little anxious.
"I'm not going back. ”
Brother Li asked in surprise, "Aren't you coming back?"
"There are three reasons for this. Long Jiuyao counted his fingers and said, "This first, I am living a good life now, and I am the heart of the king." Second, there are really few historical records about the Shang Dynasty, I know more about it, and when I go back, I can be regarded as making some contributions to historical research. This third, I don't know how to go back, that's the point. ”
"Well, be careful yourself, if you need anything, contact me at any time, and I'll try to find a way to get you back as soon as possible. ”
Hanging up the phone, Long Jiuyao began to seal all the information of Baidu's god list.
From the original book to the TV series, to the anime, the Fengshen Bang has been adapted and remade countless times, and each version is very different.
Whether there is any difference between the environment he is in and the plot told in the original book, Long Jiuyao doesn't know.
However, he speculated that after all, it was a story passed down from generation to generation, and even if there was a difference, it wouldn't be too big, and now that there was a variable of his own, he should be able to change half of the plot if he worked hard.
After checking the information for more than an hour, Long Jiuyao frowned and felt that something was wrong.
This god list does not seem to tell the story of the Martial King's war, but more like the story of the end of the Flood Era, the creatures of the Three Realms were burned, killed and robbed, and the gods opened a sect to recruit disciples.
The gods that all beings worship are like ...... There is no mercy, but it seems a little ruthless.
"If it's the Martial King, I'm enough to rely on technology to level the dynasty, but if it's a battle between the gods, then wouldn't I still have to cultivate an immortal?" Long Jiuyao only felt a headache: "Alas...... If I wait until I cultivate to become an invincible opponent in the Three Realms, then I will go back and do a fart!"
"Knock knock!"
At that moment, there was a knock at the door.
"Is the national teacher asleep?"
Long Jiuyao sat up: "Not yet, is there something wrong?"
"The king has just returned from hunting, and he is passing the national teacher to the main hall. ”
"Got it, I'll go over here. ”
When they arrived at the main hall, hundreds of civil and military officials sat on the ground, and each person was placed in front of the table with big fish and meat, and mellow wine.
Look at the king again, holding a woman in his arms, her appearance is pure but revealing a hint of charm, her figure is graceful, and she is a superb beauty.
The king beckoned to Long Jiuyao: "The national teacher is coming! ”
"King, it's been a few days since the minister entered the court, but haven't you seen this girl, I don't know if it's ......?"
"This is the woman whom the king saved today while hunting outside the city, and is now the king's concubine. ”
The woman said coquettishly: "The little girl Su Da has already seen the national teacher. ”
Long Jiuyao instantly pulled out his gun: "King, this is a fox spirit, let me destroy her!"
Da Ji pretended to be panicked and buried his head in the arms of the king of Xu, and said in surprise: I have changed a pair of skins and can still be seen through by him, is he the reincarnation of the gods and deliberately hides his cultivation, even more powerful than Nuwa Niangniang?
The national teacher laughed, how can there be so many monsters in this world. The king stopped Long Jiuyao and defended Daji: "The beauty's home lives outside the city, don't make a fuss about it, sit down and have a few drinks with this king." ”
Seeing that the king was fascinated, and Da Jiqing and I were completely fascinated, Long Jiuyao was helpless.
Recalling the Chinese dynasties, the prosperous times are always those who have great ambitions and care about the people of the world. The one who is defeated is always the incompetent faint king like the king of the world, who is greedy for beauty!
If it weren't for you guys, I would have been in war from time to time, leaving the people upside down and ruining their families!
If it weren't for the fact that you guys hadn't saved a lot of capital for Huaxia, how could the Eight-Nation Coalition Army open the country with artillery fire, and how would the Dongying Wokou dare to step into our territory for half a step!
Anger arises from the heart, and evil grows from the guts!
Long Jiuyao's anger rose in his heart, he raised his right hand and clenched his fist, and slammed the king of the brain with the knuckle of his index finger, and roared angrily: "You old color B with a brain on the brain!"