Chapter I
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People have to make many mistakes in their lives, and after the first mistake, they will use countless mistakes to make up for it, just like when I married Gu Dahai, a lie changed my husband, and I was still a big diamond.
In June of a certain year, 3 days before my birthday, I wore a beautiful red dress with bandages on my fingers and participated in an almost dream-like wedding, so I often say that knowing Gu Dahai is a miracle, a heartbreaking wedding, which made us both happy.
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"Miss, do you want to cut all your hair short?" A professional hairstylist sent a small worker to ask.
"Cut it out, cut it all short." I looked up from the top of a thick Ruili, "But...... The cut hair is to be tied up and I will take it away. ”
"It's a pity, it's been so long." The hairstylist helped me tie my hair, but it was a pity.
"Why keep what you don't want?" I asked rhetorically.
"Oh, then I'll start cutting." His pretty face was a little embarrassed.
"Well, the ends of that bundle of hair should be cut neatly, and I plan to give it away." I guess maybe I'm the weirdest person today.
I shook my head when I came out of the store, there was no longer long hair fluttering in the back, a brand new BOBO head, really well cut, stretch and set off for the next location.
"I want this big red, no, no, the ribbon doesn't want the yellow one, it's all red." I bought a red bag and a good-sized box, the one with the mandarin duck was actually just two ducks, but the ducks had to be celebrated, and I put the bundle of hair inside.
"You walk slowly." The little girl in the store respectfully sent me out the door, just as the phone rang.
"Little fish, where are you? You okay?? "My eldest brother was very nervous and called me.
"What? Do you want me to die?? "When I looked up, I saw a bright red dress, red and dazzling, just as I was looking for.
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"Fish, if you don't like it, just say, we'll help you kill that grandson." The house was full of my fox friends and dogs, and at a glance, I knew that it was my eldest brother who called me.
"Shen Lang, you're crazy, aren't you?" I picked up the cushion and threw it in his face.
"I'm not...... Forget it, let's talk. "Shen Lang walked out, he was afraid of me when he was a child.
My eldest brother really has to be talented, good-looking, through I am a first-class scoundrel, he is timid, he was always laughed at when he was a child, and he came back to me to avenge him, so he has a mantra, you dare to beat me, I told my sister to go!! It's just a waste of dim sum, and now he runs a website by himself, which is not big, but it is enough for him to squander half his life, but if he doesn't meet Gu Dahai, I admit that my brother is also a Wang Lao Wu with a drill, of course, a few cents of zircon is also a diamond.
After graduating, I was asked by my family to work in a newspaper, and occasionally went out to work as a Japanese translator and tour guide, which was enough to enrich my spare time, and I knew all kinds of people, such as young ladies, fallen masters, hooligans, ruffians, and policemen, judges, city leaders, and the whole food chain.
"Little Fish ......" finally blew everyone away, and my brother rushed in again.
"Do you think this dress looks good?" I handed him the big red dress.
“…… It's good-looking, my little fish looks good in everything. "That dress is really beautiful, every stitch on it is handmade, all embroidered little by little, perfect like my love that has just disappeared.
", I've got something else to do." I kicked Shen Lang out, then turned on the computer, found out all the photos of my grandson, hummed a song and took a lighter, and slowly lit it from his clothes......
"Little fish!" A basin of water went down, and my eldest brother returned.
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The married man's name is Wei Zilu, my ex-boyfriend, the woman's name is Zhao Pei, 5 years older than him, the boss's daughter, at a glance, I know that it is the sequelae of playing with ducks, and I specialize in picking tender ones, so I fell in love with him.
When I kicked open the church door, I saw a black suit at a glance, the color of the funeral, and I was not the only one who was depressed today.
"Hey, sisters' clothes are festive enough." That was the first thing he said to me.
"You're not bad, you have to remember to bring a chrysanthemum next time." I squinted at him.
"yes, a mistake, a mistake." He handed me a business card, which I threw into my bag.
"How? The bride is married, and the groom is not you? I asked him.
"Clever!" He and I sat down with the same bottle of red wine, and it was a very festive year they had chosen for their wedding.
"Sympathy......" I looked at the 1999 on the bottle.
"Have you heard, there is a prophet ......" he leaned over as he drank the second bottle.
"The world will be destroyed in 1999." I picked up his words.
"Cheers!" We laughed heartily, and our voices overwhelmed the **** who thanked the mandarin ducks.
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We said goodbye to everyone and helped each other out of the hotel door, intending to find a place to drink, which was really unpleasant.
"I have a good bottle of wine at home." He got into the co-pilot of a taxi.
"Lead the way!" I almost sat down in the back seat, the driver pouted, I saw it,, turned around and didn't spit out a car.
The dream of throwing up in a taxi didn't come true, but just as I got out of the car and went upstairs, he and I threw up an elevator without merit.
"I'm telling you, someone said it, and it was all thoughts...... "I held on to the elevator door and pulled him out.
"Yes, 88, thoughts!" He saluted the closing elevator.
"Hahaha, stupid, go, open the door for me......" I kicked him.
"Oops, breathless, breathless." We sat on the floor in the bedroom and drank.
"Do you think we are wronged?" He asked.
"It's the grandson who is not wronged." I continued to drink.
"! Bother! You go out, old lady sleeps! I staggered to my feet and grabbed him by the collar.
I don't know if it's because of the weakness of the legs or if we all need something, one didn't stand still, and both of them collapsed on the bed.
"Looks like this is my ......," he kissed my nose as he fell.
I was very unconvinced, really, why did you say to break up this time? Why don't you come and apologize to me? You know I can't live without you, and besides, you're fucking married......
Thinking that I couldn't continue, I kicked the person next to me hard in the stomach, turned to the side and covered myself with the quilt, and slowly fell asleep.
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The quarrel with Wei Zilu in the dream continued, I scolded him for being shameless, and scolded him to the extreme, maybe the action was too big, I woke up in a huge pain, the sky was already bright, but the sun was rising below, and I was rushing down on the ground, and my feet were still hanging on the bed......
"Oops......" finally sat up, only to find that there was a nosebleed, a noise, a sheet and a body, so I stumbled to the bathroom to see that the clothes were full of blood, I am a person who loves cleanliness, so I can't tolerate dirty things, so I immediately stripped myself naked and soaked my clothes in water.
The door was suddenly pulled open, and I shuddered at the sight of a man.
"You!" He's stupid, and I'm stupid, to be exact, because I'm not wearing anything right now.
"Dude, can you close the door when you've seen enough?" I think that's what I said at the time, it's awesome to think about!
"Oh, good." He closed the door.
"I'm sorry, uh, did I do something??" After waiting for a long time, he sat down on the couch to negotiate, and I guess he thought we had done something.
"What do you say??" Seeing him so serious, I swallowed the second half of the sentence alive, and the original second half of the sentence was: Can you have a thing with clothes??
"Okay, I'm fully responsible." He was also sincere.
"Damn, big brother, I know who you are?" Laughed at me.
"My name is Gu Dahai, male, 28 years old, and the main family members have ......," he began his meticulous speech.
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When Gu Haihai came out that day, he realized what he was responsible for, and it was estimated that he had misunderstood the sheets.
But I still don't understand why I lied to him in the first place, no, maybe it was just hiding something.
When I went home, I was scolded by the leaders at home, but I didn't say a word about where I spent last night, and I could only make trouble for myself.
I thought that it would be impossible to see Gu Dahai who reported his family background to me in this life, but it was a coincidence that Gu Dahai was actually my brother's college classmate and buddy, and when my brother went on an outing on the grounds of taking me to relax, he saw this legendary figure again.
"Get married." He leaned against the railing by the river and said to me.
"You're not sick, are you?" I almost squirted the Coke in my mouth.
"I'm not sick, let's get married."
"Okay, but I want a wedding that is more luxurious than his Wei Zilu." I looked into his eyes, and they were so beautiful, like Persian cats.
"When the time comes, Wei Zilu and Zhao Pei will be our introducers."
"Great!" I jumped on Gu Dahai, and as a result, I fell into the river together.
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Next, we completed the marriage certificate as quickly as possible, and then reported to the family, the Gu family was basically satisfied with me, mainly because I was honest, don't look at how surging my heart is, no one can see it on my face.
I didn't say anything at home, my mother knew about living with Wei Zilu at the beginning, so in her eyes, I was undoubtedly a second marriage, and it was too late to be happy, so why blame me.
The only thing that shocked me was Shen Lang's idiot, who thought that I had taken a fancy to Gu Dahai when I was on an outing.
"Shen Yu, did you still seduce my classmate?" He's a teapot now, with one hand on my nose and the other on my waist.
"Fuck your uncle, did you say that about your sister!" I jumped to my feet, "Besides, it was he Gu Dahai who insisted that I marry him." ”
"You, you, you." Shen Lang stammered as soon as he was excited, and he was always laughed at when he was a child.
"I, I, I, I, I! I'm married, what's the matter!? "I'm standing on the coffee table, 2 heads taller than him, condescending, afraid of him? Bah!
As soon as I got to work the next morning, I was sent out for an interview, and I heard that he was an IT entrepreneur who went to Japan to study, because I had a translation certificate and specially asked me to go.
"Wait, you two, the chairman will finish the meeting soon." The little secretary general is really good-looking, and he fully has the quality of being Xiaomi.
"I don't know what it is." I watched and walked around.
"Xiaoyu, I'll try to find as many topics as I can in a while, I don't know Japanese." Brother Chen was busy setting up the machine.
"Cut, whoever returns to China still speaks Japanese every day, like this, is either a traitor or sick."
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"I don't think I'm getting to that point." Someone spoke at the door.
This is over, if the interview is not completed, the salary will be deducted, and then I will have to kill a few more little devils, I muttered in my heart while turning back.
"Huh? Gu Dahai, is it you?! "It's unbelievable, what I see in front of me is Gu Dahai.
"Hello?" The call came just in time, and I quickly escaped the embarrassing situation.
"Shen Yu, are you crazy, just find someone and you will get married?" The voice on the other side of the phone was very annoying, it was Wei Zilu's grandson.
"It's ??? about you" I was furious.
"Yes, I know, you're planning to get married because of me, but you can't joke about yourself for the rest of your life......" He was like a fly.
"Mr. Wei, can you listen to me?" I interrupted him.
"You say." He thought for a moment before shutting up.
"You're an idiot!" I yelled and threw my phone down the crack in the window on the 22nd floor.
They said that there was a difference between the 2nd floor and the 22nd floor when jumping off the building, and the 2nd floor was popping, ah! The 22nd floor...... Syllable! I don't know if Wei Zilu is the first, or the first to snap.
"Good shot!!" There was a cheer from behind, it was Gu Dahai.
"Makes you smile." I immediately stood up and performed a standard Japanese bow.
When I came home in the evening, a brand new cell phone and calling card lay quietly on my desk.
"Diligence enough!" As soon as I plugged in the phone card, I called Gu Dahai.
"Since they are all traitors, you can't pat the imperial army earlier." His voice is actually quite magnetic, which is too different from the average little white face.
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The wedding is scheduled for the first day of the next month, Gu Dahai is looking for a blind man to calculate a good day and auspicious day, old lady, I like these gods and ghosts, in fact, I sometimes believe it, otherwise there are so many unexplainable things?
I received a call from Zhao San'er that morning, telling me to get a kickback, and I hurriedly packed up and jumped into a taxi.
"Pan Jiayuan." I told the driver that it was the most famous antique market in Beijing
Zhao San'er is a friend I know who lives in a miscellaneous yard, 5 years older than me, the same age as my brother, people have economic acumen when they were young, stealing bicycles to sell, but after being dealt with by the police uncle, they learned to be obedient, I don't know where to wholesale a bunch of broken pencils, and force students to buy them by force, 50 yuan 3, if you don't sell it, you will be beaten, look at the transaction! My brother Shen Lang is his first customer.
At that time, when Shen Lang cried and ran home, my lungs exploded, so I took Shen Lang, picked up the wooden stick and went out, unfortunately Zhao San'er ran away at that time, we only found Zhao San'er's twin brother Zhao Si'er, and beat him up, my logic is, I can't find the right master, and I can play exactly the same, and then it will be lively, and the next day we were sent to the principal's office because of a fight at school and waited for the parents.
"Well, are you afraid?" His eyes were bruised by me.
"I'm afraid of a fart." I shook my head, and the sleeves of my clothes were torn by him, as if I was asking for food.
"Awesome, alas, I said, I'm sorry, I beat your brother." He crouched down on my side.
"Forget it, I also beat your brother, it's flat, what class are you??"
"Class 64, are you a freshman this year?"
"Well, class one and three." In this way, we have concluded a revolutionary friendship until now.
"Sister Yu." Zhao San'er has now opened an antique shop and recruited a small guy, with a sweet mouth.
"What about Zhao San?" I put my sunglasses on their counter.
"The third brother is behind." He leaned in and said, "The little chestnut is here." "That's the little shoulder boy Zhao Sanxin is looking for, surnamed Li.
"Cheng, I'll go to them." I took my bag and walked to the back.
Behind is a small courtyard, which is full of gate piers, porcelain, ironware, and a large pile of dried old corn beans.
"Zhao Sanbald! Come out for the old lady! "I chiseled the door with a clatter.
I heard a sparse noise inside, and a female voice said that I didn't know where the underwear went.
"Xiaoyu, can you not be old and harm your brother's good deeds?" After a while, Zhao San'er opened the door.
"You let me come, I deserve it!" The inside of his house was like a pig's nest.
"Go, buy some groceries, I'll drink with my sister." Zhao San'er instructed the little chestnut to sell rice.
"What's the matter? Heard you're getting married? "We set up a table in the courtyard to eat.
"Can't you?" I squinted at him.
"Okay, who dares to stop my sister." He squeaked into the fried peanuts, "Here, this is your 30,000." ”
"Put it in your bag." I looked at it and didn't even count, he didn't dare to shorten me, and I helped him fool out for a lot of money that day.
That day, I accompanied a little devil to visit the glaze factory, brought to Zhao San'er's shop, the little guy immediately took out a pair of door piers, I told the devil that it was something from the Ming and Qing Dynasties, for Yale, and said that he would buy it, in fact, the door pier was Zhao San'er on Changping to find someone to spend 20,000 moments, so I even deceived and coaxed to sell 80,000.
"Did you hear that? Amon was busy divorcing. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, he put down his wine glass.
"Damn, really? It's almost eight times away. "I pulled out my phone and called Amon.
"I heard that you can harm other men again?" I'll get straight to the point.
"That's, who is the old lady, come here, meet and talk." She hung up.
"I'm leaving, I'm still looking for Amon." I grabbed a taxi with my bag.
"Walk slowly, I have time to play with my brother." Zhao Sanmu sent my car away.