11

Before I could knock on the door, a large bag went straight to the door and smashed it.

"Lu Xiaomeng! You're awesome, we'll see! Then a man ran out with gusts of wind.

"What's going on?" I stopped him, Li Zhanpeng, Amon's husband.

"Oh, little fish, you ask her, whole shrew!" He said spittle, indirectly spraying me in the face.

"Sit, you wait for me to hold my son and play with you." Amon stood on the top of the small second floor and beckoned.

"Oh, take it." I sat on the leather couch in her house.

Lu Xiaomeng is my hair school, from elementary school to college is a classmate, the famous Da La, at that time it was more fashionable to be a big La, so she aimed at Li Zhanpeng, who was the first in the grade at the time, and I aimed at Wei Zilu under her flicker, but this is a later story.

Amon is a person with a personality, sometimes her personality is to the diaphragm, she is the most courageous person in our department, she was 5 months pregnant when she took her graduation photo, and she became a figure in the history of the school, and she often says to her son, look, your mother and I will show your face when I graduate from college.

"It's called Aunt Xiaoyu." She now holds her fat son to show me.

"Oops, that's fat." The little fat face can't even see the eyes.

"Yes, my son, of course he eats well." This is the truth, her family has money, of course, Li Zhanpeng is not bad, they are all children with superior family backgrounds.

"Wow......" I don't know how to get it, her big fat son started crying, and the more he cried, the more he played with his life, endlessly.

"Damn, cry! Cry again!! I'll kill you!! Amon began to teach his son, who had just shown me as a treasure.

"Hey, hey, don't hit him." Seeing that I don't stop it, I'm going to have to swell my ass.

"Xiaolan! Go, hug me upstairs. She beckoned to the nanny who was standing aside.

"See? Make trouble for me every day, I really want to strangle him. Amon lit a cigarette.

"What's the matter? Married? She spat out a smoke ring.

"Yes." I looked at her with a cup of tea.

"I'm telling you, when you get married, don't fucking have children." She looks like a person from the past now.

"You have a lot of bitterness." I laugh.

"Don't laugh, I'll tell you the truth, if it weren't for this unlucky child, Lao Li and I would be doing well, then as for divorce." She sighed and told me about the divorce attempt.

In fact, the two of them really have nothing to do, mainly because the two old families have a disagreement on their grandchildren, and the two old ladies are about to go to the house, and the children are all towards their own old people, so they don't give in, and the result is that they haven't talked about it until now, mainly because of the ownership of the children, the old people on both sides want children, and they have to succeed, so they are stiff.

12

Walking on the way home, in fact, I didn't know whether it was right or not, and I didn't even know if this was self-defeating or revenge on Wei Zilu.

When I walked to the door of the building, I saw a very familiar person - Wei Zilu, at this moment he was standing at the door waiting for me like a month ago, still pacing around, his hands in his pockets, in a trance I felt as if everything had not happened, we were still living a dull life, at that time I really wanted to go on like this, until I got old.

"Why did you come back so late?" His words were still so concerned, I let him touch my face, and suddenly the hair in my ears hurt, and it scratched his ring, and instantly woke me up.

"I have nothing to say to you, get out!" So the wheel turned a big mouth and slapped him in the face.

"Listen to me, little fish." He held me tightly and wouldn't let go.

"Indecent! Indecent! "Hearing my shout, a security guard came with a flashlight, he shuddered, let go, and I didn't dare to look back and ran upstairs.

After washing, I sat on my bed and counted the money, I like that feeling, the feeling of touching each bill makes me very kind, sometimes I think, they must be my little honey in my previous life, otherwise how can they be so close?

"Xiaoyu, have you slept?" Shen Lang pushed the door open, disturbing the warm moment between me and Xiaomi, and it was too late to hide them.

"You're not going to knock on the door, are you?" I frowned at the intruder.

"I didn't know you were counting money." He also sat on my bed.

"You've really figured it out?" He watched me count the money and put it in the drawer.

"Figured it out, what are you doing?" I think Wei Zilu must have come to him as a guest.

"......" He kept looking at me, like a pervert.

"What are you looking for, looking for a fight??" I shook my fist.

"If only you felt good." He put down his words and walked away.

"What do you mean? Hey, you're sick, aren't you? "Before he could catch him up, he was back in his room, leaving me like a clown.

13

Li Zhanpeng suddenly called me and asked me to have lunch together.

I said to the boss and left, as a reporter is good, go at any time, as long as the time is handed in, the manuscript will be completed, in fact, I was going to the newspaper office to order a Mao out, just nowhere to go, Gu Dahai was on a business trip to Japan, originally wanted to take me, but there was a problem with the visa, I didn't go.

"Miracle, you iron rooster suddenly invited me to dinner." Li Zhanpeng sat opposite me, no different from when he was in school, if I had to find some difference, that is, his stomach was rotten, all drooped down, and he tied his trouser belt like that, I was afraid that he would panic.

"It's still so poor." He laughed like an old lady, and we all called him Auntie.

"Isn't it a celebration of your separation?" I guess it must have something to do with Amun, because according to our friendship, he couldn't afford to invite me.

"You're good at a young age." When he said this, he remembered that he was actually my hair younger, but we just went to elementary school together, and I was made by my father when I was in junior high school.

"Tell me straight, what's the matter?" I cut the steak and drank red wine.

"It's not a big deal, can you be a simultaneous translator in Japanese?" He scratched his head.

"Nonsense, who else are you looking for but me?" I despise him heavily.

"Then do me a favor, we have a meeting next week, and we are short of a translator." He was like a chicken blood, and his face glowed with excitement.

"You don't regret leaving Amon?" When I left the restaurant, I remembered the task that Amon had given me that day.

"There's a lot of trouble at home, in fact, I don't really want to leave, the main reason is that my mother can't tolerate her." At the mention of Amon, he lost his luster a little.

"Didn't think about mediation?" I reached out for a taxi.

"It's adjusted, it's useless, it's all this fucking broken child, if we don't have this child, we'll be fine." He helped me pull the car door.

"Oh, then I'm leaving."

"Don't forget, next Monday." He didn't forget to tell him before leaving.

14

Gu Dahai came back and brought back a bunch of cosmetics, carrying large bags and small bags to my house, this kid is really sincere.

"Auntie, don't be busy, I'll do it myself." My mother was very enthusiastic about him, and poured tea and water.

"It's not that I don't have hands." I put my leg on the coffee table and was kicked off by my brother.

"Hey, Shen Lang, are you capable?" I'll cut him with an apple core.

"Go, you can't be like a girl!" My mom glared at me.

"Hey, you really don't regret your decision?" In the evening, my mother asked me to take Gu Haihai for a walk, just as I wanted to finalize it with him.

"Why regret it? Do you regret it? He asked me with a smile.

"I'm sorry, who will regret it."

"That's it, let's think about the wedding, it's imminent." He rubbed his head.

"Zhao Pei and you, as well as my brother, are all classmates, aren't they?" On the way back, I couldn't help but ask him.

"Well, she was the school girl of our school at that time." His eyes were full of tenderness, even if Zhao Pei hurt him the most.

"But she's old." Zhao Pei is really not ugly.

"Hehe, jealous?" His eyebrows and eyes when he smiled were very similar to Wei Zilu.

"No, I don't have any feelings for old women." I gave him a blank look.

"She is utilitarian and calculating, and all people and things can't hinder her development, not at all." We sat downstairs in the garden.

"So you're an obstacle?" I stretched my leg out and dangled it against the ground with my heel.

"Yes, I was in the obstacle, that's why I chose you as a wife at the wedding." He put his hand on my shoulder.

"Well, you can miss her in front of me, but tell me." I didn't dodge, I don't know why I always felt that I had seen him a long time ago, so I felt very relieved that he would always be good to me, and Shen Lang was the same, although he always bullied him, but I knew that no matter what happened, he would support me in the back.

“…… Thank you. "He put his chin on top of my head.

"However, you also have to agree that I think about Wei Zilu when I am quiet." I leaned against him and whispered.

"Okay, I agree." His arm made me feel a lot, an emotion that suddenly wanted to love him.

"Then thank you too." I pushed him away, "Go home, I'll be back to work tomorrow." ”

"Would we like to have dinner together tomorrow?" He shouted behind me.

"See if I'm in a good mood, come and ask me early." I didn't look back, I waved my hand.

15

I called Shang Amon and Chen Lu to try on the wedding dress together, and I also went with my future sister-in-law, Gu Dahai's sister Gu Xiaoxi, people are okay, quite compatible, the reason why we are so sympathetic to each other is a woman, yes, we all hate the old woman named Zhao Pei.

"How's this?" I came out in a white wedding dress.

"Go back!" Amon picked up the orange on the table and threw it at me, "I didn't like this when I got married. ”

"Where's this?" After a while I had a red one.

"Okay, you can be a bridesmaid." Chen Lu began to hit me, "Just wear the one just now." ”

After tossing all morning, at noon the four of us went to Pizza Hut for dinner, and the four of us killed a total of 2 pizzas, as well as a bunch of self-service salads.

From afar, I watched this eldest sister and Lafayette's calm and leisurely steps, shaking one step at a time, that posture, it is estimated that Cixi will have no play at that time, and the two escorts next to him, Xiaoxi and Amon take a plate alone, afraid that things will fall, the salad is even more spectacular, full ten centimeters high, swaying, others look at it and hide it, for fear of smashing.

"Damn, aren't you?" After about 15 minutes of walking, the salad finally floated in front of me.

Said that Chen Lu has the ability to not cover, the salad bowl is full of bits and pieces, the outside is a circle of cucumber slices to increase the size, the top of the cucumber is a yard like a city wall of cantaloupe, which forms a bowl-shaped thing, the inside is full of fruits, and finally use beans to slip the seams, and then use mayonnaise as putty paste.

"Look, you have to eat like this, or you'll die." Chen Lu wiped her hands proudly.

"Sister is amazing!" Xiaoxi's mouth was the sweetest, and he blinked at me from time to time, that is, the window on the second floor was dead, otherwise I would be the first to jump down, it would be too embarrassing, and the waiters in the store were depressed.

"What? Li Zhanpeng!! Are you still human? Who is the child not with me? Do you want to feed it, do you have that milk? Originally, he ate well, but Amon ran away after receiving a call from Li Zhanpeng, and he had to find him to reason in person, so he picked up his bag and ran away.

"Bye-bye!" We looked at Amon with an excited face, and when she went downstairs, we immediately leaned on the window to look, and saw Amon pull the car door violently, slammed into it, and went out with a throttle, and the parking fee at the door was chasing behind, and suddenly the window opened, and a hundred-dollar bill flew out.

"Oh, I knew I was exchanging with her, I had change." Chen Lu's words almost made me squirt.

16

In the evening, Xiaoxi's boyfriend came to look for her, and they broke up, but Chen Lu soon caught up with me again.

"Do you want to play in Houhai?" She asked.

"What? Are you really unhappy? I took her arm.

"You know all this?"

"Nonsense, who am I?" I reached out and hailed a taxi.

We sat down in a slow-rocking bar filled with smoke and the air smelled ambiguous.

"What's wrong with you?" I motioned for her to clink glasses.

"Hey, it's not that hateful Yang Chao." She touched me hard.

Yang Chao is Chen Lu's boyfriend, the two of them have been good for 3 years, and they have been fighting for 3 years, they fight everything, and they want to die or live when they fight back, but it will be good again after a while, basically all for money, we are used to it.

"Tell me, what is it this time?" I slurped popcorn while listening to music.

"I suspect there's new honey." Chen Lu's face suddenly leaned over.

"Damn, you're kidding, aren't you?" I absolutely don't believe in this, he Yang Chao's honest appearance can hate you to death, he can't kick a fart with three feet, he has nothing else but reading a book every day, he blushes when he talks to a woman, and he is afraid when he sees a hooligan, it's useless, but I once asked Chen Lu why he was looking for him, and he replied at the time, honestly.

"Really, he's been sneaking around lately, always secretly looking at his phone." She was a little angry at my ridicule.

"Isn't this your birthday, maybe you are stealing a gift." I quickly picked up some guesses and told her.

"Really?" Chen Lu's face eased a lot.

"Hey, isn't that your brother?" She discovered the New World.

"God, I'm not blind, am I?" I found that Shen Lang has been able to do it recently, and now he is holding a beautiful girl.

"Shall we go over?" When Chen Lu asked, I was busy looking for a digital camera.

"What are you doing?" She touched my forehead with her hand.

"Go! I worked! I took her hand off the focal length, turned on the flash, and took a picture of the pair of wild mandarin ducks.

17

"The little fish is back." When I got home, my parents hadn't slept yet.

"Ah, Sister Xiaoyue is also there?" I stood in the doorway and took off my shoes, and when I saw someone on the couch, I said hello.

Her name is An Yue, my future sister-in-law, and Shen Lang's girlfriend.

I grew up with my brother when I was a child, and I had a relationship with open crotch pants, first I had a crush on Shen Lang for many years, and then I achieved my wish with the help of two parents, but I always felt that there was no difference with a child daughter-in-law, the only difference was that the age gap was not big.

Now I feel a little sorry for her, and if she sees the picture in my camera, she will be angry.

"Ah...... "When I got up in the morning, I deliberately paid attention to the door, An Yue's shoes are still there, it seems that I am sleeping in my house again, I guess I am making breakfast in the kitchen now, she lived in my house every day when she just graduated from college, as if she was a daughter-in-law, when I was young, I still wondered, why do I keep running to my house, I don't have a bed at home, but I now completely understand.

"Morning, little fish." My brother is wearing a tie in front of the mirror.

"Well, where did you go last night? Sister Xiaoyue can wait for you for a long time. I leaned against the door and smiled at him, laughing so hard that he only had goosebumps, and I saw it, all over his face.

"I, I, I yesterday, yesterday, day, accompany the customer." He began to stutter.

"Oh! Customer, but I don't really like the slow-shaking atmosphere of the house, it's not exciting at all. I turned around and brushed my teeth.

Shen Lang didn't eat this breakfast well, he always kept his head down, he was afraid of seeing me laugh.

18

After work, I went to find Lin Chu, a well-known photographer, and my sisters, whose addresses are always changing, so I have to send the wedding invitation in person.

"Hey!" Lin Chu happened to be busy filming a set of fashion films, "Xiaoyu, you wait for me." ”

"Okay, busy with you." She looks very neutral, to be honest, she is like a man, that is, she has multiple breasts, and she is no different from her in other aspects.

In the past, when she was in military training, she was misidentified.

When I went to the toilet that day, a girl walked in, saw Lin Chu squatting, and immediately ran out, Lin Chu sneered, continued to squat, and got used to it, and after a while the girl came back again, muttering as she walked: That's right, it's the women's toilet...... Then find a pit farthest from Lin Chu and squat.

There are countless examples of this in Lin Chu's body, and many of them are numb, so we don't care, we still take off our clothes and take a bath in front of her, and sleep on all fours.

Sitting across from me is her new girlfriend, yes, that's right, you heard it right, it's a girlfriend, Lin Chu is a lala, and she is also a lesbian, she was openly sexually inclined when she went to school, but she is also a big girl in the lala world, and there are 3 girlfriends in the circle.

"Why are you free to find me?" Lin Chu finished her work after three hours of busy work, and she put her hand on my waist.

"Here, I'm afraid you'll move again, and it's hard to find you back." I pulled out the invitation and moved it to the side, her little girlfriend's face drooping.

"Oops! I'm married, and I originally wanted to find you as my girlfriend. "She saw it and started to stare at me.

"Hehe, pay attention, your family is still around." I gave her a kick.

"What's wrong? Don't do that, it's my sisters. She hugged the girl next to her like a gentleman, shaking and shaking.

"Go, nasty, are you still eating with me?" The little girl immediately leaned into Lin Chu's arms.

"Not today, I'll eat with my sisters, you go home and wait for me first." After speaking, he kissed the girl on the face.

I watched the girl squirm away, and then I ate with Lin Chu.

19

"They say that women are angels around God and fall into the world, but why do I give me the identity of an angel when I am a devil?" Lin Chu likes to babble this sentence when he drinks too much.

"Are you alright?" I quickly brought a bunch of peanuts for her to eat, this thing is the most hangover-relieving, and it will be good after eating it.

"Really, why am I so miserable?" She grabbed my clothes and said, "I want to get married too!" Why the fuck can't I get married, why do I have to be sneaky? Yes? ”

"......" I patted her, sentence after sentence, so choked that I couldn't speak.

"Do you have a pen?" She asked me after half an hour of silence.

"Yes." I handed her a notebook again, she had the habit of inscription as soon as she drank high, I almost forgot, and returned to the same question: men and women are equal, why don't lesbians get married. This sentence can be seen in all of our notebooks, and it was all written by her.

Don't let the question be written on the table of the restaurant, on the wall, or write on you, anyway, you have to write, in order not to cause trouble to the society and the people, we eat and drink with her with a pen and a notebook, at least there is a piece of paper.

Because Lin Chu drank no distinction between southeast and northwest, I had no choice but to call my eldest brother to pick him up and send Lin Chu back by the way.

"Xiaoyu, do you think it's appropriate for An Yue to be with me?" When Shen Lang went home, he suddenly burst out to me.

"Huh? What do you mean? "I almost fell asleep in a daze.

"It's nothing, I'll just ask, uh, did you see me that day?" Shen Lang has never dared to look at me.

"Oh, see, shake it slowly, you're having a good time." I want to laugh.

"Can you keep it a secret for me?" He stopped the car to look at me.

"I didn't say anything." I looked out of the car.

20

As soon as he got home and took a shower, Amon called and cried breathlessly.

"What's wrong? You say, don't cry yet! I ran to the balcony alone, but I still couldn't hear clearly, "Well, come to my house, do you know the address?" ”

"Yes, yes." I heard this, but I didn't hear anything else.

"Okay, come here, I'll wait for you at home."

"What's wrong again?" When Amon came in, he hugged me and cried, and cried for half an hour.

"He, today, he will promise to say anything, and he will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce tomorrow......" she said a few words.

"It's not the first time I've been there, what are you afraid of?" It's not the first time they've gone to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Last time, when I just got married, they called me and Chen Lu, Lin Chu, and Wei Zilu.

When we got to the Civil Affairs Bureau, they were sitting on benches.

"Really off?" I sat next to Amon.

"Yes." Amon hung his head.

"You're not kidding, are you?" Chen Lu took her hand.

"What's the matter? Nabs? Lin Chu hugged Li Zhanpeng's shoulder.

"Hey, who the fuck knows." Mr. Lee smoked all the time.

"Hey, it's the last chance, let's talk again?" Amon kicked Li Zhanpeng.

"What are you talking about?" Li Zhanpeng looked at her.

"Remember how we hooked up?" Amon brought up the past.