"Zhang Zhutou, where did my little husband offend you?"

"Oh no... No, I'm just talking to Brother Chen about something!"

"Mingren doesn't say dark words, Zhang Zhutou, it seems that your villainous behavior is becoming more and more profound the more you learn. ”

Zhang Zhutou's face was bruised, he was ashamed, his clenched fists trembled violently, and he suddenly stretched forward with a finger, pointed at Chen Che angrily, and shouted: "Master Su, you were originally a criminal immortal, after being assigned to the Civil Bureau, I took good care of you, pursued hard, a sincere heart, heaven and earth can be learned, but why did you choose this little white face?"

"I don't have a reason, and I don't have a reason, but this is my freedom!" Miss Su said coldly, unmoved.

A fierce light flashed in Zhang Zhutou's eyes, pulled Chen Che over, the tiger's mouth tightened, his two fingers bent violently, stuck in his throat, and Chen Che instantly became a hostage.

"Hmph, I can't get you, and he won't think about it!"

"Ding ding..."Da Jiyu flicked the night pearl with her finger, Chen Che only felt refreshed and very comfortable when she listened, but after Zhang Zhutou listened, his eyes suddenly burst out, and he fell on his back, unconscious.

"Hee Hee Fujun scolds people so fiercely, don't you traversers often say, 'Don't make noise if you can do it'?" Da Ji was a little more beautiful, Zhang Zhutou broke out of the door, and then blinked his left eye, and cast a soft wink at Chen Che.

"Hey, hey... Where is my cultivation comparable to Sister Da'er, what he said was so annoying that I had to scold. ”

"What did he say? Daji turned on the good wife mode and gently wiped Chen Che's wounds.

"It's nothing. The beauty has charming eyes like silk, exhaling like an orchid, Chen Che suddenly felt cramped, and smiled awkwardly, "He wants me to worship the church, he cave room..."

"What! Fucking spring and autumn dreams!

Daji's medicine bottle fell, his powder sleeves flicked, and he ran out of the door, and then, the howl like killing a pig soared into the sky.

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After sleeping until he woke up naturally, Chen Che stretched a comfortable waist, the orange-pink gauze curtain was sprinkled with warm sunlight, and the lake-green tassels gently floated in the morning breeze.

Chen Che sat up in shock, grabbed the fragrant thin quilt, covered his face and sniffed violently.

"Damn!

This is not a university dormitory, Chen Che yelled, it turned out that the long dream was still continuing.

"Hee-hee... Did you dream of Da'er?" Daji appeared silently by the bedside, which was her usual way of appearing.

Looking at the beautiful woman in black dress and graceful posture in front of him, Chen Che remembered the situation last night, Da Ji considered the safety issue, clicked on the hemp hole of "Chen Da Liefu" who would rather die than obey, and dragged him back to his boudoir in front of countless onlookers.

Recalling this, Chen Che hurriedly lifted the thin jacket, lowered his head and examined the clothes on his body. It's antique pajamas, pajamas!

Chen Che didn't dare to think about what had happened, he was surprised and ashamed.

"Tsk... Good figure. Daji's little tongue was a little red lips, as if she had just finished a big meal, and the demon looked at Chen Che, "Last night, the two of us were the matchmaker and the earth as the witness, drank the wine, and performed the Zhou Gong ceremony..."

"Ahh

Looking at Chen Che's changing face, Daji was very proud, and laughed: "Come on, don't worry, as long as you treat others well, this lady will naturally not divorce you!"

Daji's fluttering words confirmed the family status of the two.

The "bride" Da Ji is looking forward to it, sometimes angry and sometimes happy, her graceful posture is swaying and dancing, and the laughter of the soul is far from heaven. Snuggled next to Chen Che's bed in the morning, making Chen Che hot, so embarrassing!

"Hee-hee-hee-fu-kun... Do you want to—" Da Ji had to take an inch, and climbed into the middle of the quilt with a trembling peak.

Chen Che's body was like a fire, his heart was like peeling bamboo shoots, he was on the verge of losing control, and suddenly, a trace of guilt swept through his heart, Chen Che didn't know why, but the fire in his heart was not so violent.

"Sister Da'er... Sister Da'er, I... I can't... That's it for you!" Chen Che finally resisted the impulse.

"What about last night?" Daji asked happily.

"Last night... I... I, I'm sorry!" Chen Che bowed his head, like a child who had broken a vase.

"Haha... Senior Sister Mu sure enough—"

Before Daji could finish his sentence, the sky changed, and the green light of Sensen shone through the window, and the whole room became eerie.

"Hahaha, Concubine Ai came out quickly, the deity is here!" A vicious voice came, and Chen Che was bitter in his heart.

The doors and windows were wide open, and Daji flew to the outside of the house, and in the small courtyard, a wicked man covered in green light was standing on the flower bed.

"Shameless Di Xin, a thousand years of hard labor, still hasn't rubbed off his rogue nature!"

"Concubine Ai has a good memory, it is indeed the fault of the deity to let you keep the empty room for thousands of years alone!"

"Shameless!" no matter how articulate a woman is, in the face of bad people molesting, she can only suffer.

The person who came was the Shang Dynasty's desolate and desolate Emperor Xin, because of the blasphemy of the emperor and the saint Nuwa, Niangniang deliberately rectified him, punished him as a sesame god, and was in charge of the world's marriage affairs.

The newcomers were overjoyed in the cave room, and he hid in the cold wind to watch over the family, which had been done for thousands of years, and was quite miserable and desolate.

The king is afraid of the rules of heaven, and after taking office, he is still diligent in his own affairs, and his performance is acceptable, who knows that this guy is secretly nostalgic, conscientious during the day, and sneaky at night, and has made countless "broken love towels", which are thrown to the world when there is nothing to do.

Soon after, the new emperor discovered the crime of the king, was furious, and sentenced him to a thousand years of hard labor in Tianzhu Mountain.

It should be unlucky, the wool only caught a sheep, and the "broken love scarf" was all swayed by him to the twenty-first century, and countless men and women in the mortal world were recruited and were wrapped in a green broken love scarf, so strange things such as "one-night stand", "little three", "date", "cheating" and other strange things quickly swept the north and south of the river, and the green hat swayed, and the chickens and dogs jumped......

No matter how stupid the emperor was, he understood that something was wrong, so he assigned an immortal to go down to investigate, and the king soon had an incident.

"This girl repeats again: your broken concubine is a nine-tailed fox, not me!"

"Ahhhhh

"Ahh Ahh

Chen Che forgot the steps in front of the house, and fell on the spot, Da Ji couldn't help, his distressed pretty eyes blinked, his face was embarrassed, and he wanted to say that he didn't know Chen Che!

"Haha kid is polite, since you worship my Xizun, the deity will definitely lead you to a good marriage, hahaha!" King Su was extremely proud, and naturally he would not let go of this good opportunity to mock Chen Che.

"Phew, it's obviously a cuckold god!" Daji picked up Chen Che and whispered in his ear, and then glanced at the king with disdain.

"Concubine Ai is wrong, my priesthood has been restored, I came here today to do something important, I hope Concubine Ai will cooperate!"

"My aunt and grandmother are not available, so I can't send them away!"

The king's eyes flashed, his arm stretched out, and a bronze ancient sword immediately appeared, Daji did not dare to despise it, and summoned a golden silk soft sword to protect Chen Che.

"Slow!" a white-bearded old man appeared at the gate of the courtyard with a young woman, and it was the old man who spoke.

"Elder Yue?, Longji?" Daji asked with some confusion as she saw the person coming.

"Princess, excuse me!" Yue Lao shook his wide sleeves lightly and bowed to the master of the small courtyard.

"The matchmaker, the Yuanzun and the green hat Xizun came to the courtyard at the same time, I don't know what to see?"

"Ahem, since the princess asked knowingly, the old man will talk again, ahem, the master of Sanshengtai, the love fairy, is your junior sister, this time the love is a big mistake, you won't know this. ”

"Hmph, because you are a matchmaker, you don't know that love is personal freedom, they are in love, do you eat your rice?"

"Heheda's sister insists on helping the love fairy, I can understand, but how does my sister know that the earthly five yuan has been successful, Chen Che's life is not long, can this fake Chen Che still have a life?" Although Princess Longji sympathized with the love fairy, the decree of heaven had been made, and he had to obey orders.

The more Chen Che listened, the more confused he became, thinking that something big must have happened that he didn't know, could it be that Chen Che, who had the same name as himself, stole someone's wife? But the same name is going to be arrested, this is too unreasonable, right?

Sister Da'er is good to herself, how could Chen Che let her stop the trouble in front, so she lifted the hem of her pajamas, stood in front of the king, and questioned Xizun domineeringly.

"Brother Xizun, hello, do you think it's interesting to fight and kill in front of Princess Daji and Princess Longji?"

"Boy, it's useless to beg for mercy, just tie your hands. The King reached out and twisted Chen Che's arm.

"Hmph, you martial artist, idiot, you have the ability to duel like a real man!"

"Hey, it's a bit of a backbone, but it's a pity that I like to use force!"

"Hahahaha! It's ridiculous, back then, you relied on force, lost the city, lost your life, lost the community, lost the country, and defeated the world, is it really enough for a man?"

Seven inches was poked wildly, and the old face of the king of Xuan turned red, annoyed and angry, and he was speechless for a while.

"Now, use your strength to find confidence again, the two princesses are optimistic, and I will ask the king to demonstrate the force he is proud of, hahaha!"

"You... You—" As if his hands had been burned, the King of the Rings threw away the bronze sword and shouted angrily, "You say, how can you fight?"

Yue Lao secretly screamed that it was not good, and the king of Xuan obviously fell for this kid's trick.

"If I lose, you can dispose of it, the master speaks, and he has always been true to his word!" Chen Che patted his chest and looked at King Xuan provocatively.

"Hmph, the deity will not be defeated!"

"What if we lose?"

"How about we let you go?"

"That's it!"

"Say, how do you compare?"

"I said a word puzzle, you can guess, one pillar of incense is the limit, one word will win or lose!"

"Hmph... The abacus is really good, there are so many words in the world, how can you guess it?"

"Then guess no more than three. ”

"Are you sure?"

"Of course, listen well, what about this word, there is no heaven and earth, you don't have her, say no, in fact, there is!"

"This... Hmph, I want to think about it..."The king was confused, and he really couldn't think of such a word in the world.

The king thought hard, the old man was anxious, and Princess Longji smiled silently.

Chen Che was secretly proud, seeing that a pillar of incense was about to go out, it seemed that Sister Da'er had a message in her ear, making him think of delaying the task of a pillar of incense, and he would soon be able to hand over the task, thinking of this, Chen Che glanced back at Daji excitedly.

This hope is not tight, Daji, who has been silent, is actually in tears at this time, Chen Che was startled, the temperature of the seal on his buttocks rose suddenly, and then he felt that the world was spinning, dizzy and heartbroken, and there was a feeling that his soul was about to be withdrawn.

"I'm sorry for you, Chen Che's life is in danger, only with you... The soul of the future will renew his life!"

"Ahh What? What's going on... Ahh Husband... Wife... What is it?"

"That's me trying you, nothing actually happened, you're good... is a good person, please be kind to Senior Sister Mu!" Da Ji knew that he had used the person in front of him, and he felt very uncomfortable in his heart, gritting his teeth and continuing to cast spells, stripping Chen Che's soul.

"I'm sorry, the memory of this dream, I'll help you erase it, you won't remember me, thank you!"

Daji burst into tears, and for the sake of Senior Sister Mu, she had no choice but to "betray" Chen Che.

Chen Che had a thousand questions, but his body was no longer controllable, the world quickly disappeared under his eyelids, and a humanoid empty shell fell softly in front of the hall.

Yue Lao secretly screamed badly, and the king shouted that he was fooled, but it was too late.