The vicissitudes of the sea, the history of the river, the country of Ze thousands of years ago, has become a steep mountain today.

Under the fairy peak in the east of Yuzhou, several boulders cut by knives and axes are nestled together, neither avoiding the erosion of wind and frost, nor ignoring the green vines that climb into the "armpit", still lying lazily in the sun.

Laughing at the red dust like a net, you end the curtain and I will appear, the boulder is silent, talking about the world.

However, today a strange thing happened, and the boulder "clanged" by itself.

"Don't wake up, don't wake up, don't wake up?" Chen Che in the dream was very anxious, hitting his head against the boulder, he would dream when he touched the bed, and today he let the dream be deducted, so embarrassed.

According to his previous dream experience, as long as Chen Che was masochistic in his dream, no matter how terrible the dream was, he would wake up immediately, but today, he tried all kinds of methods that can cause great nerve pain, and as a result, the dream just wouldn't let people go.

In the distant future, roommate Liu Tian was sitting on the edge of Chen Che's bed, and was staying up late with his computer to play ranking, the enemy's residual blood, the dragon's residual blood, Liu Tian was happy, flashed directly, and pressed the punishment at the same time, at this time, Chen Che coldly crashed into Liu Tian.

"I'm grass, boss, you have a heart-" Dalong didn't rush it, and fell on all fours, Liu Tian was so angry, he was trying to find Chen Che desperately, but who knew that he pulled Chen Che twice, only to find that he was sleeping soundly.

"There!" a warrior in strong suit pointed to the boulder and shouted to his companion, although at his level, he couldn't see the geist, but how could the boulder make a "clang" sound, could it be that he wanted to "stomp his feet" when he stood numb?

Chen Che was in a hurry, and hurriedly stretched out his index finger and middle finger, and inserted it into his eyes without hesitation, which was his ultimate dream awakening move.

said that it was too late, and a head catcher then arrived, and spilled a large net with his open hand, which smashed Chen Che to a stumbling back, and stuck his fingers into his nostrils.

In the dementor net, a tall boy with two fingers in his nose slowly appeared in front of everyone.

"The fierce has a height, so I'm afraid! But it's useless?" The head catcher "teased" the wandering spirits in the net while directing his subordinates to close the net.

The soul rope was added, Chen Che shouted useless, and after a while, he was tied into a "zongzi".

"Who are you? Obedient voice is quite trendy, are you a fellow?" Chen Che saw that he couldn't wake up from the dream, so he stopped shouting, calmed down, and almost caught up with the head catcher.

"Lao Tzu is an authentic ancient person, but he has been dealing with you people all the year round and is familiar with your language!"

The head catcher cut off a poplar and threw it to two of his followers to cut off the branches.

"What does it mean?" Chen Che was puzzled, feeling that this word was so informative.

"Come on, you are pretending to be confused!" "The head catcher packed up the soul net, flicked Chen Che's head with his fingers, and said with a bad smile, "With you here, you can see Master Su in this catch, hehe... Sue is in charge... Tsk!".

Chen Che, who looked confused, experienced the treatment of "Zhu Bajie" for free, and was strung on a wooden stick by the two and carried down the mountain.

After several tosses, Chen Che was carried into a large mansion, and when he entered the door, Chen Che caught a glimpse of a huge plaque inlaid directly above the gate, with five big characters written on it: Tian Yi wears through the Civil Bureau.

Entering the Bureau, several people turned around and came to the side courtyard, where Chen Che was thrown to the ground in a house with open doors and windows.

This is a study room, exquisitely decorated and elegantly furnished, with bookshelves, bookcases, potted flowers, and four treasures of the study.

There is a small servant who is quick-eyed, and immediately serves tea to watch the seat, and entertains everyone to rest for a while. Before the head-catching tea touched his lips, a string of silver bell-like voices floated in, and then, a beautiful woman flashed.

The tight black clothes outline the woman's devilish figure, long legs and thin body, extremely sexy, and the proud twin peaks are very terrifying, like a balloon pressed into the water, and they want to tear out the cloth, and several people are worried and expectant, their noses are short, and their hearts are like cats.

"Yo yo, it's still our Zhang head catcher, and I hunted another one today..."

"Hey, can you chat, what's the same? I'm a dignified human!" Chen Che became angry when he heard it, and dared to love these people for not treating him as a human being.

"Hee-hee... The skin is good, she doesn't cry or make trouble, and her temper is also very 'brutal'..."The woman glanced at Chen Che slowly, her eyes immediately changed, and the eager flames "brushed" and steamed, "Huh! It's you!"

The beauty praised it, Zhang Zhutou was very useful in his heart, and he was dizzy for a while, and then he proudly opened the conversation: "This is Ben Zhu's personal attack——"

"It's okay to go, thank you!" The bewitching woman's eyes looked at Chen Che without blinking, her red lips opened, and she directly picked people up, women are fickle, the same is true in ancient and modern times!

The beauty's figure turned, as fast as lightning, and with a "stab", Chen Che's ass was cold, and she didn't even see what she had done to herself.

"Hehe, I finally caught you, from now on, you will be my husband!" The woman in black did not blush and her heart did not beat, and she casually threw away a small piece of cloth that had just been torn from behind Chen Che.

"Ahh How can it..."Zhang Zhutou was as sad as a death row prisoner, crying bitterly, slapping Chen Che's eyes viciously, covering his head and fleeing.

"Ahh

The woman in black pulled over the bench, picked up the "handsome zongzi" that made her heart beat faster, and put a piece of green silk in front of Chen Che.

"Little handsome guy, let's go through the formalities first. The woman twisted her beautiful buttocks and sat down next to Chen Che.

"Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated, I will never be a male pet?" the beautiful woman leaned over, and Chen Che protested vigilantly.

"Fill out the Civilian Wear Form first!"

"What did you put on my ass?"

"Don't say you're illiterate?"

"Beauty, you just said you wanted to marry me?"

"Don't be a beautiful woman, you can't always talk about the truth, people are embarrassed, people call Su Daji, just call people Da'er!"

"Ahh

"Hee-hee... It's been thousands of years, it's still like this, aren't people the sassy fox? Come down and hee-hee..."Daji ate and laughed, as if she was looking at Lang Jun, who had been in love for many years.

"Come down, you call someone... It's no problem with the lady!"

Chen Che rubbed off the table in shock, and it took a long time to muster up the courage to ask, "Da... Da Niangniang... Sister Da'er, what kind of place is this?"

"Wear the People's Bureau, full name... Well, people think about it... Well... In the future, we will pass through the Comprehensive Management Bureau of Disaster Victims!"

"Crossing the disaster victims?" Chen Che was confused.

"Well, I don't know who tossed around blindly, and hit the time-space celestial jujube tree with a rod, and the future victims will pass through in a strange way, falling like jujubes, making a mess of all dynasties and generations..."Da Jiyu held his forehead in his hand and introduced boringly.

As a result, the dynasties and generations were unbearable, and the whole country moved into the world of Dichuan, and in order to prevent the victims from crossing the disaster from making trouble again, there was naturally a bureau of passing through the people. ”

"Oh?" Chen Che was dizzy, as if he understood, but also as if he didn't understand.

"Hee-hee... Fill out the form, you can choose immortals, emperors, famous generals, writers, wealthy businessmen, etc., and then your great achievements can be passed back to your time. ”

"You mean... You made up the glorious deeds of the traversers?"

"Isn't it stupid, after the establishment of the People's Bureau, the upper echelons decided to destroy the wisdom of the people, and use the power of the people to help you weave beautiful dreams and encourage crossing, hehe... Free labor, don't use it in vain. Daji was in a good mood and talked a lot, "Hehe... Accidentally, I also caught a good husband hahaha..."

Chen Che was speechless, seemed to understand something, and buried his head in filling in the wearing form.

"Hmm... The handwriting is good, I'll take you to the next yard to get your body. ”

Following Daji Niangniang, Chen Che's wandering spirit became a real person, completed all the formalities, and was temporarily arranged into the traverser's camp.

"Bear with me, you can't see each other three days before marriage, this lady goes back to prepare, and she will marry her husband back after three days. ”

Su Daji's rare pretty face turned red, shook Chen Che's palm, and ran away like a little girl who was just beginning to fall in love.

"I-" Chen Che realized that Su Daji hadn't asked his opinion from beginning to end, wasn't this important?

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"Let me out, I'm the Jade Emperor!"

"Let me go, wait for a big dog!"

"I am the Great Lord, what do you want to do?"

"My beloved wife... My beautiful concubine..."

The last group of deeply hidden traversers have just been captured, and the residential area is a mess, unwilling to accept the facts in front of them, and are protesting hoarsely.

Chen Che silently found his small house, bolted the door, spread out the new bunk he had received, and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Chen Che faintly heard the sound of the door bolt ringing, and hurriedly got up, but his jaw was cold, and a dagger was attached to his neck.

"Zhang... Zhang Zhutou?" Chen Che didn't dare to move.

"I wanted to take advantage of you to make a contribution to the beauty, but let you fucking pick up a big bargain!" Zhang Zhutou was angry and hateful, and his intestines were repentant.

"You... You mean Sister Da'er?"

"I grass... It's all so hot, what about showing off? What about being proud?" Zhang Zhutou approached Chen Che, extremely annoyed, and raised his knife to think that Chen Che would end up.

"Don't... I didn't mean that. Chen Che was in a hurry, and hurriedly explained, "She just looked at me, if she wants to marry me, what can I do." ”

"I grass... What about the dog abuse, you are mocking Lao Tzu for chasing her for countless years, it is better to look at you!" Zhang Zhutou was crazy, and the short knife rose and pierced Chen Che's heart.

Chen Che didn't dare to say any more, his eyes closed, ready to wait for death.

After waiting for a long time, Chen Che slowly opened one eye and found that Zhang Zhutou was sitting leaning on the table, and the knife was also aside.

"Do you want to live?" Zhang Zhutou tried to suppress the anger in his heart, because the kid in front of him was still useful.

"Humph!"

"Promise Lao Tzu one condition!"

Zhang Zhutou smiled evilly, pulled Chen Che's ear, and muttered a few times.

Chen Che was stunned for a moment, then picked up the wooden chair and smashed it at Zhang Zhutou with all his strength, Zhang Zhutou did not dodge, raised his arm to block, the wooden chair immediately shattered, the strength of the two was very different, Chen Che had no backhand ability at all, and soon like a chicken, Zhang Zhutou was pressed against the wall.

"You're really not afraid of death?"

"Don't talk nonsense, let's do it!"

"If you really don't think about it, how about I help you escape from the traverser's camp afterwards?"

"Shameless dog thief, kill the master if you have a kind!"

Zhang Zhutou was furious, and putting down Chen Che was a severe beating, and repeatedly pressed questions, but Chen Che only replied with scolding.

Seeing that Chen Che would rather die than give in, Zhang Zhutou had nothing to do, and fiercely raised his short knife and stabbed Chen Che.

With a "bang", a chess ball flew out of nowhere, hitting the short knife that caught the head.

The white light in the room brightened, and a woman sat at the end of the bed at some point, and the night pearl the size of a goose egg was the one she had just taken out of her sleeve, and under the glowing jade light, a bright face that had brought disaster to the country and the people appeared in front of the two.

"Sister Da'er?"

"Sue... Su is in charge?"

The two of them were surprised and delighted at the same time, the hearts of those who were surprised were cold, and the hearts of those who were happy were warm.