Chapter 266: Losing money
Roast chicken, roast duck, braised elbow, spiced beef...... A table full of them.
The little zombie finally couldn't resist the temptation of food and chose to surrender.
"I swear, I will respect you in the future, you are the boss, I am the younger brother, whatever you ask me to do, as long as it is not murder and arson, I will listen to you!" The little zombie said.
"Heh, are you deliberately waterproof? With strings attached? Li Yan said.
"This is the bottom line, otherwise we will break up!" The little zombie shouted.
"Okay, okay, just follow this." Li Yan accepted it when he saw it and said, "Okay, let's eat." ”
"How can I eat like this?" The little zombie glared.
"How do you talk to me? What an attitude! Li Yan shouted.
"I'm ......," the little zombie gritted his teeth and said, "Boss, please feed me something." ”
"That's pretty much it." Li Yan smiled and pinched a piece of beef slices and stuffed them into the little zombie's mouth.
The little zombie bit when he opened his mouth, and in an instant, there were fangs growing out of his mouth, almost biting Li Yan's fingers. The posture was like a big dog protecting food, although it didn't mean to bite, but it couldn't control itself when it was hungry.
"I'll take the test, this is too dangerous......" Li Yan was afraid, but hurriedly opened a pair of disposable chopsticks.
Fortunately, after a few bites, the little zombie finally regained its peace, and its fangs were put away, and after a few more bites, it was already able to turn its head, and then its body seemed to get rid of its stiffness, and its little arms stretched out from the large bath towel.
"Hey, it's okay so soon?" Li Yan smiled, simply unscrewed off a big chicken leg and let him hold it and gnaw it by himself.
After eating a table of dishes, the little zombie has regained its basic mobility, and Liu Xiaoya has also returned from the clinic.
"Uh......" Liu Xiaoya couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when she saw the little zombie, Li Yan hurriedly explained the situation and said, "I suspect that this decision is wrong, this guy's meal can simply fight with me, and it seems to be a big loss now." ”
Liu Xiaoya glanced at Li Yan angrily, and asked the little zombie in the past, "Mr. Jiang, do you want to drink some water?" ”
The little zombie kept chewing in its mouth, but its head clicked a few times.
Liu Xiaoya went to the kitchen again and came out with a glass of juice. The little zombie poured it down in one gulp, and then shouted, "One more cup!" ”
Li Yan looked at it and shouted angrily: "Hey, do you know how to be polite?" I'm your boss, she's my girlfriend, it's your sister-in-law, the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, that is, she is equivalent to your mother, are you talking to your mother like this? ”
The little zombie's eyes straightened when he heard this, and Liu Xiaoya rolled her eyes at Li Yan dissatisfied-even if you want to give it to our elders, you can't be so analogous, right?
"Actually, if I want to regret it, I will be struck by lightning if I go up to the sky, and for my strength, I can bear it completely." The little zombie stared at Li Yan angrily and said.
When Li Yan heard this, he couldn't help but tremble in his heart - what about the old man harming me again?
But think about it, the old man only said that if he violated his oath, there would be a punishment from Heaven, but he didn't say how serious the punishment of Heaven was.
"Hehe, what, I mean, you have to be polite." Li Yan said with a dry smile.
"Okay, beauty, please pour me another glass of juice, thank you." The little zombie really knows that he can change his mistakes, and his attitude is called polite.
Liu Xiaoya smiled dryly and went to the kitchen again, but Li Yan sighed a little loudly, he knew this, it was better to send him directly to the City God Temple, in that case, maybe he could take the opportunity to get a half-official position......
However, Li Yan just thought about it like that, after all, in his heart, in fact, he always had a faint feeling that this little zombie didn't seem to be a bad guy, especially the conversation between him and the City God that night, which made Li Yan wonder, how could he be willing to give him to the City God......
"Well, let me ask you something," Li Yan couldn't help but ask, "Why did you go to attack the City God Temple that night?" ”
"What? Are you scared? The little zombie touched the oil at the corner of his mouth, but Liu Xiaoya brought the juice again, took a sip and said.
"I'm afraid of Ni Mei, if I'm afraid, I'll just get you to the City God Temple!" Li Yan said angrily, "Anyway, I saved you, you have to explain it to me clearly, so that I can know how big a deal I have." ”
"Hmph......" The little zombie snorted coldly, leaning on the sofa, one arm in the towel quilt, all the way out, the posture was quite like an Arhat monk.
After a pause, the little zombie spoke again: "You don't know if you heard what I said that day, in fact, I am the local city god, and I was later framed by the current city god, so that the heavenly way punished me and I was dismissed." So, I've been accumulating strength all these years, so I can find a chance to take revenge. But who would have thought that my side was not completely ready, and Heavenly Court was about to return.
"I'm not afraid of the Heavenly Court coming back, but the Difu will restart it first, once the Difu is restarted, the city gods from all over the country will be counted, even if he is officially seated, I must snatch my official position back before this......"
Li Yan smacked his lips and said, "Speaking of which, it's still for that little official position, as for it?" ”
"What is a petty position! Do you understand? That's the City God! The little zombie shouted, "How many people are in charge of the city god?" With such an important position, how can he be a usurper villain all the time? ”
"I don't think there's anything wrong with him, and I haven't heard of any natural or man-made disasters." Li Yan said indifferently.
"Phew, you know what!" The little zombie shouted, "If something happens, it'll be too late!" ”
"Okay, whatever you want." Li Yan didn't care and said, "But don't make any more trouble, I don't want to follow you to take responsibility." ”
"Hmph, with my current situation, at least for a short time, I can't go back." The little zombie said with a sigh.
"That's good, Lao Tzu is still thinking about getting an official and a half-job......" Li Yan said with a grin.
"Hmph, you still talk about me? Aren't you also thinking about getting a petty official? The little zombie said disdainfully.
Before Li Yan could get angry, the little zombie followed and said, "But if you really want it, I can help you." ”
"Do you have a way?" Li Yan blinked and said.
"Of course." The little zombie said, "Anyway, I am also a city god, and I was forced to leave my job back then, but there are always a few hardcore subordinates. ”
Li Yan blinked again, this is credible.
The problem is that with this guy's temper of asking for money, it is obviously unlikely that he will help for free.
"Tell me what you want." Li Yan said.
"It's a little thing, it's just a matter of hands, and there are no conditions." The little zombie said with a wave of his hand.
"Hehe, forget it, I guess there's a hole in it." Li Yan hurriedly said.
"Whatever you want," said the little zombie, "what, I'm going to sleep, find me a room, well, and a few more changes of clothes!" Also, tomorrow morning's breakfast will be as good as this one......"