Li Yan felt that he had been fooled.

I've never heard of zombies hibernating, not to mention that this guy can't move now, and his arms and legs can't bend, it's really like a zombie.

But Li Yan didn't say anything else, just carried him and hurried home - in broad daylight, if someone noticed that he was carrying the corpse of a dead child, how could it be explained.

Fortunately, there were not many people on the embankment, and Li Yan returned home along the alley without being found.

When I opened the door and went home, I carried the little zombie directly into the bathroom on the first floor, turned on the rain head, and released the water to flush it. After working for a long time, I wrapped the cleaned little zombie in a large bath towel like a rice dumpling and threw it on the sofa in the living room.

"Tell me, what's the situation with you, why are you crawling in the river?" Li Yan lit a cigarette and smoked.

"Didn't I tell you? Lao Tzu is hibernating! The little zombie shouted.

"Winter your sister! Talk to Lao Tzu politely, and then Lao Tzu Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you! Li Yan scolded.

"Yo he, I haven't seen you for a few days, your kid's temper has grown......" The little zombie glanced at Li Yan, his face suddenly changed, and he said, "Hey, why has your energy increased so much?" ”

"It's good to know that it's powerful, hurry up and answer Lao Tzu's question, otherwise I'll call Lord Chenghuang to report you now!" Li Yan said and took out his mobile phone.

"Uh......" The little zombie bar smacked his lips and said, "Okay, let me be honest with you, I actually used the earth escape method after drilling into the ground from the City God Temple, who knew that the spiritual energy was exhausted, and I almost failed to drill out of the bottom of the river......"

Li Yan blinked, and suddenly burst out laughing.

It seems that this earth-walking technique is really harmful, not only was he almost buried alive, but this little zombie is even worse than himself! I got out of the bottom of the river, but unfortunately I didn't make it to the surface, so I suffocated in it for so many days......"

"You're a laughing bird!" The little zombie said angrily.

"Haha, you didn't expect you to drown in the river, did you?" Li Yan laughed.

"Drowning a bird, Lao Tzu's body is originally dead, at most, the aura is exhausted and there is no way to come out." The little zombie said angrily, "Even if you don't pull Lao Tzu up, after a few months, Lao Tzu will slowly accumulate enough spiritual energy, and he will still be easily resurrected." ”

"Tsk, anyway, you were saved by me." Li Yan pursed his lips and smiled, "For the life-saving benefactor, you have to be polite!" ”

"Okay, okay, I owe you a personal favor!" The little zombie shouted, "Is there anything to eat?" Get me some, let me slowly recover some aura. ”

"Do you know what politeness means?" Li Yan said.

"Please!" The little zombie said in an accent, "Get me some, something to eat!" ”

"Tsk, uneducated thing...... Li Yan muttered, but the person had already stood up and entered the kitchen.

During the last recuperation period, Liu Xiaoya strictly forbade Li Yan to eat meat, and there was no regular braised meat in the kitchen at this time. But fortunately, there are still eggs, instant noodles and the like, Li Yan simply cooked a big bowl of instant noodles by himself, and brought it out steamingly, looking quite appetizing.

However, Li Yan held the noodle bowl, but sat directly opposite the little zombie, and the chopsticks picked up the noodles and blew on the little zombie's face.

"It tastes pretty good." The little zombie took a breath of aroma.

"It's okay." Li Yan took a big bite and said while chewing, "Actually, it should be served with some ham sausage or something, and it would be more perfect to put two spinachs." ”

Seeing that Li Yan was eating by himself, the little zombie couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit, and said, "Don't just eat by yourself, what about mine?" ”

"I boiled this bowl, and it's gone." Li Yan said without raising his head.

"Hey, you kid...... Didn't you hear Lao Tzu tell you to get me something to eat? "The little zombie suddenly became popular.

"I didn't listen to what Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is your savior, talk to me politely?" Li Yan glanced at him, and then continued to eat noodles.

The key is that this guy eats instant noodles and brings a mouth!

The little zombie was so hot that he couldn't wait to jump up and kick Li Yan down, tear his mouth apart, and then wrap it with tape three times, and then snatch the bowl of instant noodles......

It's a pity that he can't jump at all now!

"Tsk, it's me who is not good, what is it, I will pay attention to it in the future......" The little zombie still decided to admit it. After all, in his current state, even if he wanted to teach Li Yan a lesson, he couldn't do it, so he could only admit it first, coax him to eat something, recover some aura, and then talk about anything else.

"I think you're not convinced." Li Yan took a sip of soup and said with a smack of his mouth.

"And what do you want to do?" The little zombie said.

"Well, what ...... then," Li Yan shouted, "Old man, come out." ”

The old man didn't react.

"Don't pretend to be cowardly with me, get out of here!" Li Yan shouted again.

"It's coming, it's coming, what's the hurry......" The old man stumbled out of Li Yan's back.

"Tell me if there is any way to make him speak his word, and he must abide by it." Li Yan asked.

"Well, this ......" The old man raised his eyelids to look at the little zombie, hesitated but did not answer.

"He's all like this, are you still afraid of him?" Li Yan said angrily.

"Uh, hehe......" the old man chuckled dryly.

"Okay, you just have to say, it's a big deal to go back and let him make a promise that he will never settle accounts with you, isn't it." Li Yan said.

"Well, that's ......okay," the old man looked at the little zombie with his eyelids again, and said, "I'm sorry, he forced me." ”

The little zombie gritted his teeth, but he didn't speak.

"Actually, although he is a little zombie now, his soul is a god. Our Protoss has the heaviest promise, as long as we swear an oath, we will strictly respect it, otherwise the way of heaven will be long, and it may not be rewarded. The little zombie said, "So, if you want him to do anything, just let him swear in the name of Heavenly Dao, and he will not be able to repent." ”

"It's that simple? Just swear? Li Yan blinked.

"It's as simple as that." The old man said.

"Did you hear that?" Li Yan said to the little zombie with a smile, "Hurry up, swear to respect me in the future, listen to me, you will do whatever I ask you to do." ”

"Impossible!" The little zombie shouted, "I won't sell myself to you for a bowl of instant noodles!" ”

"Not only instant noodles, I can also add an egg to you." Li Yan smiled obscenely.

"That's impossible!" The little zombie blushed with anger.

"Okay, whatever you want to eat, I'll buy it all for you." Li Yan has completely incarnated into a strange Shu.

"Roast chicken ......" As soon as the little zombie spoke, he interrupted himself again and said, "No! There's absolutely no way I'm going to promise to listen to you for anything in the future! ”

"Roast chicken, wait until I get you two." Li Yan didn't listen to the half of the sentence behind him at all, and continued to say with a smile, "What else do you want to eat besides roast chicken?" Do you want some roast duck, braised pork knuckles or something like that? Guaranteed to be delicious and satisfying, full of food and homeless......"