Chapter 071: Two Feet to the Sky
Just as Chen Che was about to fill his stomach, there was a burst of laughter in the small restaurant, and a young man with ruffled clothes and a thin body walked in, and everyone laughed because of him.
"Mr. Feet to the Sky, what are you going to eat today?" It seems that the shopkeeper is very familiar with him, but this nickname is too strange, and Chen Che and other outsiders didn't understand it.
Many regular customers in the small shop greeted him one after another, but the meaning of banter was particularly obvious.
The down-and-out young man stood at the door of the store, looked around with lazy eyes, and finally landed on Chen Che, the young man's eyes lit up, and he walked towards Chen Che with a smile.
"Yes, it's a fellow countryman, it's really a new acquaintance in a foreign country, in Xiajiangyan, I'm glad to be lucky!" The down-and-out young man who claimed to be Jiangyan came to Chen Che's face, put a box on the table, and sat down.
"Oh, so familiar, may I ask, who is the brother?" Chen Che's thoughts were interrupted, and he didn't like it, so he had to put down the dishes and chopsticks.
"When you meet new people in other places, of course, you meet in other townspeople, but you don't know them. ”
"Fellow, do you know that I'm from there?" Chen Che glanced at Jiang Yan a few times, how did he look like a rogue literati who cheated on eating and drinking.
"It's Zhefang Sui Savage below, Childe? It's a Zhefang person but not a Zhefang person, I don't know what I'm talking about, yes or no?"
Chen Che was stunned for a moment, and then he looked at the person who came, this person is clear and accurate, and he is really beyond ordinary people.
"Okay! You fellow, I admit it, Xiao Er, add two dishes!" "It shouldn't be a bad thing to have multiple friends and multiple paths, and to be kind to others.
"Okay, wait a minute, this is coming!" the clever shopkeeper responded, Chong Jiangyan stretched out his thumb, and went to take the food happily.
"It's good to see my fellow countryman, thank you son!" Jiang Yan took out a pair of clean chopsticks from the bamboo tube on the table, and hurriedly ate it, he was different from Chen Che, he was really hungry, he helped people write all day, and only now did he eat this free dinner.
"I just heard them call you 'Mr. Feet to the Sky', you have a personality, what does this mean?" Fang Bi asked as he ate, he was deeply curious about Jiang Yan's title.
Jiang Yan's chopsticks for picking up vegetables were stunned, and his face turned red, as if he remembered something embarrassing, he smiled, and didn't want to say more.
"The son has a healthy guard, a beautiful woman accompaniment, and treats each other like friends, he must be the son of my prince of Zhefang, right?"
"Brother Jiang, don't talk about the topic first, what does 'Mr. Feet to the Sky' mean?" Fang Bi didn't give up, and he definitely wanted to ask to understand.
"Hehe... I'm not a prince either, I met in Pingshui, can I satisfy Lao Fang's curiosity first?" Chen Che was concerned about other things, and he didn't want to talk to Jiang Yan deeply, so he was ready to find an opportunity to slip away.
"Hey, hey... It's nothing, a few years ago, the uncle who was in business came to Changjing City to study, because he did it in the school... Such a little indecent thing happened to be known to the neighbors, and it was very unfortunate to fall into such a nickname. ”
"Oh, it's so interesting, Brother Jiang should talk about it!"
"This... Alas, when I was a teenager, I was naughty and naughty, and it happened that the teacher was newly married, and I was curious, so I hid in the closet with my classmates, and then... Then I saw something I shouldn't see. Jiang Yan seemed to recall some inappropriate scenes for children, his face turned red, and he began to speak.
"Hahaha! It's so interesting, did you let Mr. catch you, and then beat you violently, kicked you out of the school, and removed your name, I guessed right?" Fang Bi was rare to be smart, although he didn't guess correctly.
"This ...... Reach... But we didn't get caught, so we waited until my husband and sister were busy and fell asleep before we escaped. ”
"Why are you hiding? What shouldn't you see?" Long Xiaoyu was an idiot at this question, Chen Chefang stroked his forehead speechlessly, and at the same time glanced at her, which was regarded as an answer to his words.
"Xiaoyu, do you want to go to a dinner market and buy some fruit or something?" Fang Bi just wanted to get rid of Long Xiaoyu, she was too good at making trouble.
"No, I'm also curious about 'Mr. Feet to the Sky', Jiang Yan, you go on, what does this hide and seek have to do with 'Feet to the Sky'?"
"Well, this thing is bad the next day, my husband came to the school, sat in the hall, and directly ordered us to study by ourselves, he beat his hands on the back, yawned for a long time, and soon dozed off. It didn't take long for Mr. to accidentally fall to the ground, and the classmates burst into laughter, and Mr. was furious and pulled out me and my tablemate, the reason was that we both laughed the loudest, alas, people are unlucky, and drinking water will stuff their teeth!" Jiang Yan's words were filled with deep remorse, and the next thing was definitely not a good thing.
"If you fall down yourself, you have to punish the students, this gentleman is so bad!" Long Xiaoyu spoke again, and Fang Bi, who was listening energetically, didn't do anything, while shouting, "Xiaoyu shut up!
"Alas, my tablemate saw that the ruler fell on his hand, perhaps in a hurry, but he shouted: 'Sir listens to me, our homework has always been bad, and today I finally studied a good pair with my heart, and I was happy for a while, so I laughed out loud, and it was not aimed at Mr. , who blamed us wrongly. In this way, the gentleman's ruler did not fall, but the gentleman was careful and feared that we would lie, so he ordered us to say the right on the spot. ”
Jiang Yan took a few mouthfuls of rice, put down his chopsticks, and his face became even more embarrassed.
"I took the lead at the table, opened my mouth and said, 'Caught off guard, Mr. today knocks on the ground.' 'My tablemate is a lie, and if, according to him, we study the pair first, and the gentleman falls, this link is obviously nonsense. However, the tablemate asked me to say the next link, how could I... Speaking out, so, I was been... Mr. kicked out of the school.,It's also a disaster.,I was careless when I went out.,Fell on all fours.,This... That's where the nickname comes from!"
Jiang Yan was silent for a long time, and finally finished speaking, and saw that everyone did not question it, so he was relieved, picked up the bowl, and continued to pick up the rice.
"People are linked: 'Caught off guard, Mr. today knocks on the ground. You're obviously right: 'Can't wait, last night's master was on her feet!' Hahaha, do you still want to play tricks?'
I don't know when, the fast-talking shopkeeper shouted and revealed the truth, and the choked Jiang Yan rolled down under the table, struggled to get up, and shouted vaguely: "Don't say, don't say, young and ignorant words, can't be counted!"
Jiang Yan's words on this trip are equivalent to admitting that the words of the shopkeeper are true, and everyone finally understands the truth.
"Haha!ha!!" After a moment of silence, the laughter broke out continuously, and poor Jiang Yan, a small voice of justification, was quickly drowned in the laughter.
"Isn't this couplet very good? But why is your sister on her feet in the sky?" Long Xiaoyu, the only one who didn't smile, was depressed, and his big smart eyes flickered, asking a very simple question.
"Ah!" everyone almost lost their anger when they heard this, and as soon as their laughter stopped, they ran away one after another.
In the noisy shop, Chen Che threw down the silver coin, preparing to leave inadvertently, Chen Che glanced at Jiang Yan with his legs crossed on the chair, and found that the whole chair was crooked, only one chair leg touched the ground, Jiang Yan's body shook around, arguing with a red face, but the chair was as stable as Mount Tai. Chen Che, who had long wanted to run away, immediately accelerated his heartbeat, his steps stagnated, calmed down his excitement, pretended to be nothing, and slowly walked back to his original position.
Seeing Chen Che go and return, Fang Bi's face froze, and he was puzzled: "Little sir, didn't you leave in advance and let me drag Jiang Yan?"
"Hehe... Old Fang, don't talk nonsense..."Chen Che just sat down, and when he heard this, his face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly threw a look at Fang Bi to shut up.
"Why are you holding me back, it's not certain who is pestering whom?" Jiang Yan knew that Chen Che saw his identity, and instantly regained his self-confidence.
"Hey, hey... Jiang Shi... Well, Brother Jiang, don't blame, I just want to ask if the dishes are ready?"
"Childe, I'm here, where is Childe going to ask?" The shopkeeper replied in a timely manner, and he also answered very blindly!
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"Little sir, the accounts are settled, what else are you looking at?" Long Xiaoyu's eyes blinked, and the question was even more eyeless!
"Haha! That's right, let me forget about it. Chen Che found that the tacit understanding with the beautiful bodyguard was almost zero.
"Le?" Jiang Yan was full of food and drink, and spit out a word casually.
"No, no, I'm not happy... Thinking of Brother Jiang's tragic past, I empathize!"
"The little fellow is really cute, thank you for your hospitality, see you again in the future!" Jiang Yan got up, stroked his abdomen, got up, and walked in slowly.
"Didn't you drink?Jiang Yan, is the door on the west side?" Long Xiaoyu pursed his lips, thinking that this person is so strange, he can get drunk after a meal.
"Hey, hey... The girl doesn't know, someone will know the beauty of walking through the window!" Jiang Yan didn't listen to the advice, and staggered up to the window.
"Haha, it's funny, so no one is as stupid as you?" Long Xiaoyu looked at Jiang Yan's clumsy appearance and said while having fun.
Waiting for Jiang Yan to jump out of the small restaurant, Chen Che moved a few steps to the east embarrassedly, and said, "I'll go back to the Sifang Pavilion to sleep first, if you are not sleepy, you can go to Changjing City." After speaking, Chen Che climbed up to the window, smiled awkwardly at Long Xiaoyu, whose eyes were round, and jumped out of the window with his arms on the windowsill.
Long Xiaoyu stopped laughing, is the little gentleman stupid? It's really so good to jump out of the window, alas, there are weirdos every day, and there are so many today.
As night fell, Chen Che pretended to be extremely tired and returned to the Sifang Pavilion, plunged into the room, the door was open, and he fell asleep.
"Lord Chen, Lord Chen?" The officials and servants of the Sifang Pavilion came to deliver hot water, stood outside the door and shouted a lot, thinking that something was wrong, until they found that Chen Che was sleeping very soundly, so they helped him close the door and go to other things.
As soon as the official servant left, Chen Che crept up, took out the night travel equipment from the ink gall, changed it silently, jumped over, and disappeared into the night, leaving two window frames, which closed together with a "squeak".