Everyone got up one after another from the tea case, and came to watch Chen Che's prey, many fresh fish and shrimp "beep horn" playing, no matter whether they smelled the fishy smell or not, they all pretended to raise their sleeves elegantly and covered their mouths and noses.

"Fish, so many fish, aren't they, so many fish?"

"How did you change from hunting to catching fish?

"Making a mistake and fishing are two different things, and fish and shrimp are not prey!"

"Yes, it doesn't count, protest!

Everyone woke up from their stupidity, and after a discussion, a unified opposition voice was quickly formed.

Xuan Tianfei didn't speak, and let everyone release their dissatisfaction indiscriminately.

"What is hunting?" asked Chen Che.

"Hunting is the acquisition of prey by hunting or hunting. Long Xiaoyu raised his hand and replied very seriously.

"What is prey?"

"Nature is an animal!"

"Are fish animals?"

"Little sir, do you have a funny head? Children know that fish are animals. ”

"Hahaha! Sister Xiaoyu said it so well, but it's a pity that some people refer to deer as horses in broad daylight in order to repay the debt. ”

"Isn't that even a child!"

"Right!"

The two sang and answered, three times and five divided by two, quickly cut through the mess, and the confidence of the people who said it softened, and the voice of protest became smaller and smaller, and soon there was no sound, and the faces of the children of the family were pale, and the teeth of hatred were itching.

"Say!" Xuan Tianfei coldly spit out a word, she tried her best to suppress the inexplicable happiness in her heart, this Chen Che is becoming more and more interesting, just like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, doing some unexpected things.

"Back... Back to the Holy Place, all the fish and shrimp total... Four hundred... Four hundred and forty catties!" The little eunuch peeked at Chen Che like a ghost, and reluctantly reported the number of catties of prey.

At this time, the shadow on the sundial fell exactly on the noon line, and the appointed time for the game had arrived.

"Wait!" Long Xiaoyu stopped the little eunuch seriously.

"Ahh

"No, why aren't these pheasants and finches counted?"

The little eunuch said with a smile: "Chen Che's results have exceeded the sum of Xiuen and Wuhan, and he successfully won the first place, don't do this detail..."

"What do you mean? How did the fruits of this girl's hard work become details?" Long Xiaoyu frowned, both serious and cute, and couldn't see a hint of teasing.

The little eunuch was speechless, and hurriedly updated the weighing figure: "Four hundred and forty-nine catties!"

"How much?"

"Ahh And a tael!"

"It's pretty much the same!" Long Xiaoyu's eyes turned white, the little eunuch was satisfied, who would dare to count one or two less of her labor achievements?

"Chen Che, what are you?" the empress asked as she walked into the crowd and didn't look at the fish, but at the guy Chen Che was fishing.

"It's just a web of ecstasy, so don't look at it. ”

"Wait, let's hear it! Is this also your Zhefang's secret?"

"That's not it, this is very simple, I went all over the nearby hunters, bought a broken rope and broken net, circled the mouth with bamboo chips, made a kind of horn net with a wide upper mouth and a narrow lower mouth, eight horn nets were locked before and after, and the last narrow mouth was tied to death, and the eight horn nets were strung into a net cage, and the foreign minister used this to hunt these fish and shrimp. ”

"It's very interesting, you go on, why do fish and shrimp fall into the net by themselves?" Xuan Tianfei's dignified eyes became shining, and it could be seen that she was very curious about this thing.

"Your Majesty, the minister put the mashed oil cakes and stones in it, and then threw the net cage into the water, and tied a long rope to the shore, and at the end of autumn, it was the season when the fish and shrimp were plump, and these fish and shrimp smelled the smell of the oil cake and drilled into the net. Chen Che picked up the net cage with a wooden stick, and explained while displaying, "Once the fish and shrimp enter this net, they will enter the ecstasy array, and few can escape, so the name of this net is called the ecstasy net." ”

"Oh, what a poor fish, for tempting food, so it has become a turtle in an urn. The principle of this thing is not complicated, Xuan Tianfei quickly figured it out, and this time, her opinion of Chen Che was three points better.

"Chen Che, you despicable villain, pretending to buy prey, pretending not to dare to enter the mountain, it turns out that you are paralyzing us, you complete scheming villain! I fought with you!" Xiu En was unconvinced, and pounced with his bare hands, wanting to die with Chen Che.

"I am willing to gamble and lose, and I will never regret my death!" Chen Che fled behind Xiaoyu and protested loudly.

"Opportunistic, sideways!" Xiuen said angrily, unconvinced.

"Good at fake things, gentleman's trip!" Chen Che said as he ran.

"Don't dare to enter the mountain, you won't win!" Xiuen threw off his shoes, angry and regretful.

"The choice is wrong, the effort is in vain!" Chen Che dodged his shoes, patted his sleeves, and did not forget to add arrogantly: "Blame me?"

......

"Enough!" Xuan Tianfei's self-thinking time ended, and when he saw Xiu En chasing Chen Che, he immediately became angry, and everyone confessed and fell to the ground.

"Are you still not convinced? There is no brute force, I don't know how to use it, how can I not lose?" Xuan Tianfei looked at these children of the family who could only move and shout indiscriminately, and hated that iron could not become steel.

"Your Majesty also saw it, the ministers don't steal or rob, the game is above board, and the winning Tong Su is not bullied, and the sons have threatened to 'gamble and lose, and never regret dying!' Now sing this again, hum, who is shameful?"

"Royal hunting, since you should ride a horse and hold a ge, pull a bow and arrows, shoot birds of prey, and drive fierce beasts downward, you are a good evil envoy, you are willing to be cheap, follow the fisherman's trip, how can it be compared with our heroic and noble riding and hunting techniques, it is simply insulting, so dare to win, I bah!" Xiu'en's poisonous tongue opened and closed, showing the arrogant attitude of the children of the official eunuchs.

"Hehe... Fishermen make a living from fishing, do not rely on the shadow of their ancestors, do not suck their father's blood, earn from their hard work, and support themselves, a fishing net, full of strength, to feed the whole family, old and young, and to provide for the state to pay taxes.

"Hugh wants to go to the idle place, if you are really capable, how about a fair competition with us?"

"Hehe, you are naïve, if you can do it all over again, who will take it seriously? Sometimes, remorse is the medicine that makes people stronger!"

"Hmph, you're..."

"What's the benefit of talking too much? I'm teaching you how to face up to the world, if you don't know the right way, you will do badly, and if you do badly, you will be in danger, you are the future of Datang, and you are the mainstay of Datang's society. However, you are so troublesome, you can't afford to lose, you don't believe in your words, you really have lost the demeanor of the Tang Dynasty, although I Zhefang is a small state, I ask myself to do better than you, and see far!"

Between the tea cases, Chen Che was tall and jade, neither humble nor arrogant, his eyes were like torches, his tongue was noble, and everyone who spoke bluntly was full of shame and anger.

"You—" Xiu Enteng stood up, pointing his finger at Chen Che, wanting to protest strongly.

"Don't talk!!The Tang Dynasty was founded for a hundred years, four generations later, Changjing City is full of sound and songs, music and dance, and Nuo Dajing is defenseless. I destroyed the seven government offices, not only to avenge my Zhefang, but also to let you see the true face of your country's city defense, and to make you understand both true and painful. Otherwise, once the Xiongnu knock on the pass and the Manchu slaves invade, it will not only destroy these seven mansions!! Chen Che said all this, everyone think about it and take their leave!"

Chen Che's words were excited, he was angry, the nobles were like thunder, he was silent, he no longer had the previous arrogance, he lowered his head in shame, and sighed to himself.

The empress's phoenix eyes widened, her heart was impressed, and she thought it was true, and she shocked Chen Che as a celestial. She got up slowly, her jade hand slowly stretched out from her phoenix sleeve, and pointed in the direction where Chen Che left: "This kid wants to run, stop me!"

"Mother, I can't run away, Her Majesty is watching it so closely!"

Chen Che muttered, stepped on the grass with his left foot, drew a big circle with his right foot, turned around gorgeously, and smiled at the empress: "I'm sorry, I was excited about the speech and went in the wrong direction." ”

Xuan Tianfei turned his head to look at Chen Che, not angry or smiling, and his cold gaze was deep in the emperor's intentions: "Although Chen Che is a foreign minister, he has only shown a few times, and he does have real talent and learning, and he is here!

"Hahaha! Your Majesty will really make fun of the foreign ministers, leaving a troublemaker who doesn't understand the rules in the court, violating the rules of the court today, and violating the law of the country tomorrow, within three days, I'm afraid there will be another wandering soul outside the noon gate!"

"You..." Xuan Tianfei didn't say anything, and turned to a dark thought: Joke! It's so angry and funny, you Chen Che blew up seven mansions, will you be afraid of death? Chen Che, Chen Che, you said two nonsense words in this indistinct way, and just refused my official position in the Tang Dynasty, hum.

Seeing that there was nothing to do, Xuan Tianfei decisively gave up first, did not force it again, and thought to himself: Okay, I will grind with you for two more days, and after two days, if you still refuse to be really used by me, then you will destroy your talents and arrange a death that is worthy of you.

Her Majesty's servant is really not good, and at the end of the day, Chen Che was tossed and lost his temper.

In the evening, the small restaurant outside the Sifang Pavilion began to be noisy, and three or five friends walked into the small shop one after another, ordered a few delicious meals, and happily ate dinner.

The food in front of Fang Bi and Long Xiaoyu didn't move, because Chen Che's eating appearance today was very different from usual, and he completely lost the elegance of Mr. Fang Xiaoyu.

"What's the situation? I won't rob you, Mr. Xiao hasn't eaten for a few days?" Long Xiaoyu picked up the chopsticks and asked uneasily.

"It's okay, I want to eat quickly. Chen Che gobbled up and replied indistinctly.

"Isn't it... It's a little indecent?"

"When I was picked up as a rabbit in Quxia Pass, Sister Xiaoyu, why didn't you worry about me being indecent?"

Long Xiaoyu stuck out his tongue, Mr. Zhefang is so resentful, anything can be pulled to Quxia Pass "cool running".

Chen Che didn't hold a grudge, he just replied casually, he was thinking about things at this time, he decided to explore Shifu tonight, so he was repeatedly planning the details of the operation in his heart, so as not to have major loopholes.