Chapter 058: Funny Joint
Five days later, they calmly walked through the dense forest and came to Quxia Pass, the easternmost military fortress in the Western Tang Dynasty.
"Stop! Are you from Zhefang?"
"No!" Chen Che replied humbly.
"Let's go!"
It's as simple as that, this soldier brother is so simple, Chen Che Fangbi easily entered Quxia Pass, because the peaceful days have passed for a long time, Quxia Pass is prosperous and abnormal, agriculture and commerce are prosperous, and the mighty wind of the military fort has long been gone.
Although the soldiers guarding the pass often received orders from the upper peak, asking them to strictly guard against other countries, over time, the soldiers have long been tired, and the orders of the upper peak are nothing more than sticking to their posts, cheering up, and strictly guarding against careful inspection, and then there is no follow-up.
This time, let Cha Zhefang's meticulous work, cut, who will take it seriously. So, the previous scene appeared.
Huasheng rice shop, a wooden sign was hanging on the door, with the words "temporary closing" on it, Chen Che looked around and knocked on the door carefully.
"Bang dang!" something seemed to have fallen to the ground, and there was a sound of a search.
After a while, the door opened, and a woman with bright makeup poked her head out, her hair crooked, and the bangs on her forehead were messily stuck in fine sweat.
"You... "When the woman in makeup spoke, her breath was still a little uneven.
Chen Che carefully glanced at the rice shop behind the woman with bright makeup, and thought to himself, Zhefang will really arrange a liaison store, and the rice store with a warehouse is easy to hide people and easier to transport materials.
"In the end... "The woman in makeup asked again impatiently.
Chen Che "chuckled" in his heart, dressed up like this? Is this a secret spy trained by Senior Sister? Well, Xiang Yiyu is the Sagittarius Si Ming Shui Yixiang of the Water Country, if she was in charge of the task of arranging secret spies, then this secret contact point in Quxia Pass may not be safe for a long time.
"Two servings... Two parts fried sesame seeds, one for the skin and one for the kernel. Chen Che looked mysterious, and carefully said the contact code.
"Yo yo... Is this to find fault? The old lady opened thirty... Oh no... Eighteen years in the rice shop, the first time I heard that someone bought grain like this. As soon as the woman with glamorous makeup heard what Chen Che said, she immediately opened her throat.
A sturdy guy squeezed out of the door, glaring at Chen Che Fangbi while sorting out his clothes, and the buttons of his robe were still in the wrong place.
"What, you want to smash the field!"
"You... You... Could it be ......" Chen Che wanted to ask for an understanding, but he couldn't say it clearly, so he stomped his feet in a hurry.
"Little sir, we can't be looking for the wrong place, right?" In the shrill complaint of the woman with bright makeup, Fang Bi shouted at Chen Che.
"Oh, it's possible!" Chen Che patted his head.
"Oh, you two are all messy people, pick and choose critical times to stir up trouble! Deliberately bad old lady's good deeds..."
Chen Che Fangbi suddenly became an understanding person, and ran away.
On Guanxi Street, the two walked back and forth twice, and when they were not hopeful about the contact point of Zhefang, a store called "Peanut Rice Inn" came into their eyes.
I see!
The inn is not big, people come and go but it is very lively, four carved wooden doors open and two closed, the gate leads directly to the backyard, the counter and the wine table are lined up around the passage, and the two lobbies behind are eating places.
The only thing that is out of place is that the proprietress sitting at the counter, wearing heavy makeup, swaying around with a hairpin, and when Chen Che Fangbi arrived, she was joking with the guys who were working.
"Yo... Little handsome guy, eat or sharpen?"
"You... Is the proprietress of Watson's rice shop your sister?"
"Phew, who wants to have such a sister if you don't bring such a bury person in the morning?" The proprietress was obviously unhappy, it seemed that the proprietress of Watson Rice Shop was by no means a good bird.
"Gaffes, gaffes, it's not good, I'll just ask. ”
"Two fried sesame seeds, one for the skin and one for the kernel. Chen Che stiffened his head and whispered, giving people the feeling that it didn't look like ordering food at all.
"Yo yo... Is this to find fault? Oh!" the proprietress reacted the same as the proprietress of Watson's rice shop, and even said the same thing.
Chen Che had another "groan" in his heart, did the fuck enter the wrong store again?
The proprietress only stopped halfway through speaking, as if she suddenly remembered something, and quickly cleared her throat, her expression becoming a little serious. "Oh, does the guest know that only one person can cook the dish you ordered. ”
Chen Che was overjoyed, what the other party said was exactly the cut in the secret spy record.
"But the third aunt, mother, nephew, and daughter-in-law. ”
"Exactly, exactly, you two come with me, and there are exactly two upper rooms in the backyard. "The proprietress seemed to see her mother's family and was very happy.
"Good... Finally found a loved one. The two were overjoyed and happily followed.
The two stepped into the back hall, and an object on the ground suddenly stood up, and with a "bang", the two people who were in a hurry had a close contact with this thing.
"Ahhh
The thing turned out to be a large golden slab, seven or eight feet long and four or five feet wide, and I don't know if it was made of pig iron lacquer or pure gold.
Vaguely, Chen Che heard a lot of overlapping clothes and armor, and he knew that it was the sound of soldiers bowing down and bowing down.
As soon as the belt tightened, someone grabbed his belt from behind and was pulling him back, Chen Che looked back and saw that a strange young man with a bulging mouth was staring at him.
Chen Che was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't remember where he had seen this person? However, a sense of familiarity came to his mind, who was he?
"Don't go, okay! look!" The young man let go of Chen Che and flew up, and a table rose in response, and the table top and table legs were separated on the spot, and the table top rolled through the hall door and flew to the backyard!
"Brush, brush, brush..."There was a rain of arrows, the desktop was torn apart, and Chen Che's mouth was as big as a fight.
"Little Heavy Sky Rain Method!" The young man's robe swirled, his black hair flew, and nine cool water injections shot out of the air, hitting the dilapidated back hall entrance, and the Western Tang warriors who were ambushed in the backyard were swept down by the water and rushed into the distance.
"You go first, I'll take the top...!" the young man turned around and informed Chen Che, but there was nothing behind him, and Chen Che was already a mile away.
The boy put away his wisdom, and his mouth pouted enough to tie a donkey.
"What kind of person, hmph! Grandpa also has a time to look away!" the young man finished speaking, and chased after him angrily.
Thirty miles in Quxia Pass, in the endless field, the wheat after sowing has been drilled out of the ground about an inch, the green seedlings are verdant, vigorous, like a book and picturesque, but in the meantime, there are three more indecent little black spots.
Chen Chefang frowned and looked at each other speechlessly, and a beautiful woman who claimed to be the master of Huagu stopped his way, saying that she had been waiting here for a long time and came to take his life.
"Run, run if you have the ability!" It was not the beautiful woman who stood in the way, but the handsome young man who chased after him.
"Hey, hey... Shaoxia misunderstood, we saw that Shaoxia's divine power was shocking, and we didn't dare to drag you back, so we took the first step!" Chen Che explained seriously, this young man is so powerful, he will definitely not suffer, Chen Che ran away first.
"That's a nice thing to say, stop being a sycophant, forgive you. ”
"No, no, the young man is really powerful, that gold plate is so handsome, it just blocked us from the ghost gate!"
"The golden plate, that's the Xuantian Empress's divine weapon, the sin removal Jin Jian, I don't need that thing. ”
The handsome young man's explanation made Chen Che confused, Empress Xuantian, no wonder there was a voice of soldiers bowing down, it turned out that the female emperor of the Tang Kingdom was also there, but why did she save me? This doubt made Chen Che think about it carefully.
"Oh, you're saying that with the help of nobles, we shouldn't have run?"
"Cowardice is cowardice, explain what, in vain my grandfather values you so much, hum!"
"Your grandfather? Who is Ling Zu?
"Forget it, forget it, don't ask around, I'm Long Yu, I'm here to help you, you're a Lingdu in front of you, what do you think?"
"Lingdu!" Chen Che jumped back, how could this master let him run into it, it was really difficult to come to Tang State to do something!
Seeing Chen Che's reaction, Long Yu looked disdainful, Chen Che found out, so he had to muster up his courage and shouted: "What kind of flower valley master are you, but you are sent by the Dian Sect!"
"I am the princess of the Valley of Flowers, not the lord of the Valley of Flowers, the princess of the Tang Dynasty in this palace, so I won't be the same as those stinky men, what kind of valley lord is it. ”
"What about the valley lord, princess, and father-in-law? I ask you if you were sent by the Sect to intercept and kill me?"
"Hehe... Aren't you stupid, you're a sensible person, let's talk about it, do you cut yourself, or let this palace do it for you?" The beauty of the princess of Huagu and the lord of Huagu was arrogant, and she didn't put the three of them in her eyes at all.
"Xuantian Muyue, you don't seem to have asked my stick yet!" Long Xiaoyu Niu Niu interjected, elegant and domineering.
"Hehe, my wisdom is not strong, even if you have the artifact of the Monkey King, you are not my opponent!"
Long Yu pulled his hair, a white and tender fist, a golden light flashed, an embroidery needle instantly turned into a thin stick, a faint dragon-like streamer wrapped around the stick body, a slight mighty aura spread out, at a glance it was a supreme divine weapon.
"Wow! It's so awesome, is this Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick? Let me see! Let me see!" Chen Che was excited, this legendary divine soldier turned out to be real, great, I must take a photo with it, oh? No mobile phone!!
"Bang!" The golden hoop rod shook slightly, and the rod on Chen Che's waist, like a yellow leaf in the wind, floated out a few feet away. 、
"This stick is to avenge your bullying of my brother, don't get out of here!" Long Yu scolded angrily and killed Xuantian Muyue with a stick.
The sticks and swords intersected, the two fought, Chen Che walked back slowly, this Long Yu was "grandfather" for a while, "brother" for a while, although he didn't know what it meant, but he definitely came to help himself, this point, Chen Che also understood very well.
This time, Chen Che was embarrassed to run away again, he was afraid that Long Yu would say that he was cowardly again, but standing in the outfield, he found that the two of them were each holding weapons, and they were impenetrable, and they couldn't help much, so they had to become a cheerleader and lead Fang Bi to work.