Chapter 059: Pretending to be Liang Zhu
Cheerleader Chen Che led the team member Fang Bi to shout and cheer for the warrior Long Yu on his side.
"Okay, the young man is too good!"
"This is a great blow!"
"Quick!
"Ahh
"Hit her in the chest! She will defend! Then break her sword!"
The last sentence was shouted by Chen Che, shouting very shamelessly, Fang Bi was speechless when he heard it, and involuntarily stood out, his face full of the words "I don't know this person".
Chen Che still didn't know it, and he still worked hard to make bad moves for Long Yu, cheering for him!
As the wisdom output of Xuantian Muyue and Long Yu continued to upgrade, Chen Che Fang retreated farther and farther, and the farmland was tossed in a mess.
Xuantian Muyue relied on Huihai Lanling, her wisdom was endless, and her fighting moves were light and agile, much calmer than Long Yu, who had three Huihai Zidan.
More than half an hour passed, Chen Che, who covered his ears and hid in the ditch, became impatient and walked out by himself, because, if it goes on like this, the movement is too big, and there will be more trouble, so he decided to make a move.
"Brother Yu, stop fighting, I think about it, don't run away again!"
Long Yu waved his stick to protect himself, withdrew from the battle, and asked suspiciously, "You say..."
"Ahh I'm not right! I'm damned! I'm sorry for your sister and two children! Brother Yu, stop fighting, I'll go back with you!"
"It's a fake bitter trick, I'm tired of fighting, it's not bad to see your performance!" Princess Huagu stood with her sword in her hand, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth.
"You are..."Long Yu was even more puzzled, wanting to ask for clarification.
"Brother Yu, don't be in a hurry to blame me, let me make it clear to the princess in advance, the princess is gentle and virtuous, beautiful as a fairy, naturally she doesn't look at the suffering of the little people, but I really don't do it for myself today, but for my infatuated wife. I think at the beginning, I studied with Long Yu's sister Long Yu in Zhefang, Long Yu disguised herself as a man, and she was a classmate for three years, but Chen Che didn't know that she was a daughter......"
A long pirated Liang Zhu story was quickly displayed in front of several people's eyes, after Chen Che's three-inch tongue explained, the poignant love deeds slowly attracted the princess of Huagu, with the upgrade of the storyline, the princess of Huagu was also moved by Long Yu's infatuation.
This story is made up, Chen Che himself is a little fascinated, if it weren't for the timely stopping, he almost turned into a butterfly with Long Yu, fortunately a sharp turn at the critical moment, Long Yu became a loyal woman who never forgot her original intention and never forgot from the beginning, and Chen Che became a negative man, messing with flowers and grass everywhere, and did not hesitate to have a good fate, causing his wife's heart to be broken, and turning into a butterfly......
Long Yu may have been infected by the princess of Huagu, and tears also appeared in his eyes, and the handsome young man cried so movingly, Chen Che almost thought crookedly.
"Princess, please spare my life, I will never ask about this Zhefang and Datang again, I will return to my hometown immediately, and I will never come out, I just want to spend the rest of my life to protect my butterfly-turning lady, try my best to make up for my mistakes, so that she is no longer lonely and sad, make her happy with my heart, and give birth to a lot of naughty little butterflies with her......"
Xuantian Muyue stood in a daze, she grew up in the palace since she was a child, how could she have heard such a poignant love story, and quickly immersed herself in the story situation, when Chen Che pleaded with her, she nodded in a daze.
Poor and respectable Long Yu, I hope your tears will not flow in vain, and I also hope that your husband will return to me soon, I wish your little butterflies to grow up healthily, hey, how do they give birth to little butterflies?
"You are sure that you will give birth..."
Xuantian Muyue asked shyly, but when she looked around, there was a figure in the empty field besides her.
"Damn! It's all a routine!"
The roar spread far away from the sky, and a long sword went straight into the wheat field, and before the hilt of the sword, Xuantian Mu Yueqi's lungs were about to explode.
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A few days later, Chen Che and the three of them finally got rid of the pursuers, creating all kinds of signs of rushing to Changjing, but in fact, they turned back to Quguan Gorge.
In an inconspicuous inn in Quguan City, Chen Che and Fang Bi scalded their feet with hot water, wiped their teeth with green salt, rinsed their mouths, and then the two stood in front of the bed and made a difficulty.
After sleeping in the open for many days, there is finally a bed to sleep peacefully, but this bed is so narrow that it is annoying, and it is estimated that Fang Bi himself can account for two-thirds, and there is no place for Chen Che at all.
"Hey, old Fang, you're cheap, I'm going to Long Shaoxia's house. ”
"Didn't Long Shaoxia say that he couldn't sleep next to others?"
"Isn't there no way? Don't worry, I'll wait for him to fall asleep and then sneak in, I won't disturb him. ”
Chen Che yawned and secretly fiddled with Long Yu's door bolt.
After a long time, Chen Che finally lay down on Long Yu's bed, the bright moonlight entered the room, Long Yu was dressed in white silk pajamas, his snort was shallow, and his sleeping posture was so handsome, cough cough! Chen Che patted his head and warned himself, we are straight men!
At this time, Long Yu suddenly turned over, and his white and tender arms were on Chen Che's chest, wow, men can also be so white and tender, they are good at maintenance, and they must ask for advice when they turn around.
After a while, Chen Che raised his head helplessly, meowed into the bed, and found that the bed was more spacious, so Chen Che slowly got up, supported his hands and feet, and slowly moved from Long Yu's body to the bed, but Long Yu woke up, it's time to wake up, it's so embarrassing, Chen Che smiled at Long Yu, didn't take it too seriously.
Oh my God, where did Chen Che think that the consequences of his action were not ordinarily serious, and they were already beyond the scope of embarrassment. Long Yu screamed like a little daughter-in-law who had been robbed of her innocence, and her screaming almost cracked Chen Che's eardrums.
Soon, the lights were lit up in the homes within a radius of several miles, and many people were in a daze and saw a golden hoop stick breaking through the roof and reaching into the sky.
Poor Chen Che firmly held the top of the golden hoop stick, looked at the black rumbling world countless times, tried many times and didn't dare to hold it and slide down, he is a college student who has been in the future world, and he understands the power of the atmosphere better than anyone else, if he really slides down with the smooth golden hoop stick, it is equivalent to directly announcing that he has joined Africa.
Chen Che is like a monkey trapped on an ice floe, calling the sky unacceptable, calling the earth not spiritual, and being forced to watch the scenery of the top of the clouds once, the moon is very close, the fog is very heavy, but the low temperature makes him want to find his mother.
"Well, what is that?" In the distant sky, there is a group of faintly bright stars, about Dichuan, there are few records in the world, Chen Che only thought it was a galaxy, in fact, it was Dichuan, where the emperor, immortals, and demons lived together, and it was destined to become Chen Che's main battlefield, but today, it was just a question mark in Chen Che's mind.
After listening to Fang Bi's explanation over and over for nearly two hours, Long Yu's anger disappeared a little, and Chen Che returned to the world.
"What do you want to do?" Long Yu did not pity Chen Che, who was shivering and shivering, and interrogated him as soon as he saw him.
"Hmph... You're a girl, aren't you?" Chen Che was not afraid of him, and asked rhetorically.
"You talk nonsense, I'm a man!"
"Hehe, if it's a man, how can your first reaction be to protect it first?" Chen Che rolled his eyes, indicating that he was talking about Long Yu's chest.
"Hmph, I'm a man, believe it or not!" Long Yu picked up the thin quilt, rolled it up on his body, and fell asleep facing the bed.
"Okay, okay, since we're all men, you're welcome. Chen Che also collapsed on the bed.
"Hmph!" Long Yu's body stiffened, and he only replied with a nasal voice, which means that you are casual, anyway, I am a man.
"Also, I like to take off my clothes and go to bed!" Chen Che made another move that didn't work.
"Ahh No, I don't like it!" Long Yu sat up suddenly, shaking his hands and head together, strongly disagreeing.
"Are you sure you're not a girl?" asked Chen Che again.
"You can't sleep, don't sleep out!" Long Yu was very annoyed by the toss, and he had the intention of driving people away.
"This..."Chen Che was in a dilemma, in case the other party was a girl, how could it be good, but he was too sleepy, Chen Che still chose to sleep with Long Yu.
In the early morning of the next day, as soon as the sky was bright, Long Yu took the lead in getting up, and after washing and coughing, he began to do a big thing with difficulty, that is, to wake up the sleeping Chen Che.
"Get up!
"Well... Sleepy... Whew"
"Hurry up!
"Again... Sleep... A while... Whew..."
"People have decided to be girls again!"
"Hmm... Got it... You hugged me for most of the night... I already felt it... Whew..."
"Whoa!" Several clear streams fell from the sky, and Chen Che finally woke up, awakening extremely thoroughly, without a trace of sleepiness.
"I'm still stunned, what's the matter, to tell you the truth, my name is Xiaoyu, my second sister's name is Zhongyu, and my eldest sister's name is Dayu, why don't they wake you up together!"
"Dear mother!" Chen Che, who was like a chicken in the soup, shouted in horror, and jumped off the "waterbed" that had just been changed by Long Xiaoyuqiang with a "whoosh" as if he had a spring on his buttocks.
"My mother's name is Heavy Rain!
"I'll get up! I'll get up, okay!" Chen Che shouted, and quickly got up, "Grandma, who are you in this family......
Chen Che took off his wet clothes, changed into dry clothes, hurriedly washed his face, trotted, and came to the courtyard gate.
"Hey, Dragon Girl, I've kept you waiting. ”
"Humph!"
It is indeed rude to let the girl wait for herself, but what is even more rude than this is that it is really unpleasant to share the bed with others for half a night, of course, Chen Che definitely did not dare to mention last night's incident first, he turned his mind and found a topic to ease the embarrassing atmosphere.
"Hehe, if I'm not mistaken, your father's name must be Thunderstorm!"
"What are you talking about? Are you brainbroken? How can close relatives get married, my father's name is Tornado!" Long Xiaoyu was very curious, the famous Mr. Zhefang was like a mentally retarded person.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... If you have the chance, you must visit Ling Zun - Mr. Tornado!" Chen Che slapped his head and secretly exclaimed, "I'm so stupid."