Chapter 0113 People who don't believe me are fools
No matter how beautiful Jiang Xueyin's story is, Taishang Laojun and Madame Butterfly will not believe the story she tells.
How did they know that Jiang Xue drank this to seek Madame Butterfly.
Jiang Xue said: "You don't even believe it, so the intestinal wine is right in front of your eyes, do you dare to drink it?" ”
"What don't you dare, I don't like it, it can make me drunk and dream." Taishang Laojun said.
When he had finished speaking, he poured himself a glass and drank it all.
Madame Butterfly was dismissive, but she poured herself a glass anyway, and drank it all.
Jiang Xueyin said: "How is it? Do you feel that you are fun to make sex fly? ”
"No, another drink." Taishang Laojun said.
Madame Butterfly also said: "It is indeed a little interesting, I will have another drink." ”
"Drink with the two of you, it's not enough for me to have it here, you're welcome." Jiang Xueyin said.
As she spoke, she thumped and took out another bucket of sausage.
Then, she began to count the time, counting her little finger and waiting for Madame Butterfly to get drunk.
She watched Taishang Laojun and Madame Butterfly come and go, you and I had a cup, as if she couldn't extricate herself from taking medicine, and her heart was full of joy.
Finally waiting for Madame Butterfly to drink the fragments, Jiang Xueyin held the prison sword and smiled, and gently stabbed Madame Butterfly in the face with the sword.
She wanted to see what the person under the mask looked like.
But before her sword could touch Madame Butterfly's face, there was a sudden clang, but Madame Butterfly held the tip of her sword with her right hand.
Jiang Xue drank his heart and stabbed hard, but he couldn't stab a bit.
Madame Butterfly smirked, "I knew you were uneasy, but that's okay, I kind of believe your story now." But if you want to get drunk with me, you can take another bucket out. ”
"Oh, okay." Jiang Xue drank and snorted, and another bucket of gut-destroying wine came out.
But at this time, Madame Butterfly was no longer stupid, and became extremely smart, she slapped her palm on the wine barrel, pushed it back to Jiang Xue to drink, and she escaped with her strength.
Jiang Xue drank that Madame Butterfly ran away, and shook Taishang Laojun, who knew that Taishang Laojun was drunk and messy, and he would help at all.
In desperation, Jiang Xueyin had no choice but to carry it by herself to pursue Madame Butterfly.
But as soon as Jiang Xue moved, the locust that was for them to rest also moved, but it flew in the opposite direction.
Seeing the drunken Taishang Laojun, Jiang Xueyin had no choice but to put Taishang Laojun into a pot of heaven first, and then she went to pursue Madame Butterfly.
But Madame Butterfly is now hiding in the insect swarm, which really makes it difficult for Jiang Xueyin to get close to her, because there are swarms of insects in front of her.
If you want to get close to Madame Butterfly, you have to use the sword in your hand to clear the way, but the thought that these insects are already as hard as iron makes it difficult to cut them.
However, now that there is such a good opportunity, it is impossible for Jiang Xueyin to give up, so he will fight his way.
But as soon as she had made a bloody escape, Madame Butterfly took refuge in another swarm of insects.
Looking at the vast group of insects, Jiang Xueyu felt powerless, so she had to turn around and leave.
However, as soon as she turned around and left, the butterfly man approached him again.
In this way, Jiang Xueyin was constantly teased by Madame Butterfly, and in the end, Jiang Xueyin had to persuade herself not to fall for Madame Butterfly again.
But Madame Butterfly didn't let her go like this, she continued to provoke Jiang Xue to drink.
Jiang Xueyin finally couldn't help it and asked, "What do you want to do?" Do you know that you will hide? If you have the ability, don't hide? ”
"I'm so drunk, why don't you chop me up if I don't hide?" Madame Butterfly said.
Then she said, "When I wake up, we'll have another three thousand glasses." "Bunny Fly
"Before that, you fight a small monster and upgrade your swordsmanship, I'm afraid that as soon as I make a move, I will kill you." Madame Butterfly said.
Jiang Xue listened to it, what does this mean?
Madame Butterfly actually used such an insect to give her Jiang Xue a drink to practice her hands, what kind of heavenly principle is this?
Everyone else wants their enemies to be as weak as possible, but this Madame Butterfly wants her enemies to be as strong as possible, and she is afraid that her enemies are not strong enough, and she also gives her enemies the materials to practice their hands, this person has a problem with her brain, right?
Jiang Xueyin couldn't figure out why Madame Butterfly did this.
Then, Jiang Xueyin asked, "Why are you doing this?" What is the purpose? Say it. ”
"Hey, don't blame you for being too weak, then, this is my chance for you to become stronger, so that you can die as you deserve." Madame Butterfly said.
Jiang Xueyin didn't believe that Madame Butterfly would be so kind, there must be some goal she still thought of, so she didn't appreciate it.
Madame Butterfly laughed and said, "I see that you are a talent, so I have compassion for you, and I want to train you to become the most powerful person in the world, and then I will challenge the largest person in the world." ”
"You made me the strongest, and then you're going to challenge me? Are you sick? Jiang Xue scolded.
Madame Butterfly said: "The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it." You are the one who can't see through the red dust, but under my training, you will eventually see through the red dust and become the strongest being, so that you are qualified to be my opponent. ”
"Cut, I've become the most powerful person, and I'm still going to be here to talk about it?
"Don't believe it, hurry up and start your business, kill these little monsters, upgrade everything you have, and go to the pinnacle of life from now on, and marry a rich and handsome."
"I'm sick, I've got a nervous breakdown."
"It is usually said that others are sick and some people are really sick people, because they want to hide the fact that they are sick, do you Jiang Xueyin want to be such a person?"
"Huh? Why are you so normal now? “
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and fight monsters to upgrade, I'll tell you a secret, kill these little monsters, and you will explode equipment and pills."
"Do you think this is an online game? Sick, still fighting monsters and explosive equipment? “
"Don't believe it, you can fight one. I'll pick one for me and look at my fingers. “
"See what your fingers do?"
"Not to show you my fingers, but to show you the direction where my fingers are pointing."
"What does that mean?"
"I bet you go and kill it, and the equipment will definitely explode."
"Haha, I don't believe it, do you think I'm a fool?"
"You're a fool, and anyone who doesn't believe me is a fool."
"You, which neurological hospital ran out?"
"Do you think I look like me?"
"A little."
"People who don't believe me are fools."
"People who believe in you are fools."
"I don't believe you, you can cut it with a sword, let's let the facts speak, do you dare?"
"If I don't dare, I will cut it, I will be a fool without you."
Then, Jiang Xueyin slashed towards the big cricket pointed at by Madame Butterfly's finger, and at the same time felt depressed.
Am I going to believe what a fool says?
Jiang Xueyin laughed at himself when he thought of this, and only a fool would believe what a fool said.