Poof, poof......

Jiang Xueyin's sword was slashed at insects, these insects were indeed much stronger than before, but they were far less hard than the prison sword in her hand.

Jiang Xue drank violently: "I don't want to see you proud in the insects anymore, and let a group of insects monitor your charm." ”

"Well, I promise you that you will no longer be proud of insects, and that they will not spy on my charm." Madame Butterfly said.

Then, she said, "But do you have any skills?" As long as you have the ability to force me out, I will promise not to let them see the beauty. ”

"Die." Jiang Xueyin said.

Then, she didn't want to talk to Madame Butterfly anymore and buried herself in hard work.

One insect after another became her sword, sometimes a cricket, sometimes a locust, sometimes a moth......

Jiang Xueyin hates moths the most because they are the most active in their attacks and carry a lot of dust.

The pollution index of these dusts was extremely high, and Jiang Xueyin felt that his clothes were about to be corroded by it.

So, she tried her best to avoid the moths, but the moths pounced on her like flames.

Therefore, she couldn't bully Madame Butterfly, so she could only watch Madame Butterfly get carried away in the insect swarm.

So, she had always wanted to summon her army, but she thought that if she let herself appear early, she would be in danger if she was attacked by the boat.

So, she held back.

Because she has to hold back, her heart is very unbeautiful, she wants to scold, and she is worried that she will be photographed and posted on the Internet.

If someone photographs her shrewd side, then in the future, people will say that Jiang Xueyin, the big boss of the heavens and all worlds, turned out to be a shrew.

So how do you mix it up?

The characters have collapsed, and they can't be mixed.

Therefore, in order to keep her character as the big boss of the heavens and all worlds, she has to endure it, and she needs to endure it if she can't bear it.

Heh, heh, heh......

Jiang Xueyin's sword finally slashed at the hard insect, and he was shocked in his heart.

These insects, as the display said, get harder and harder the longer they are exposed to the air.

Jiang Xue drank the pain of the tiger's mouth, and said: "I don't play with you anymore, you are really a big pervert." ”

"Want to go? You can't go. Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin snorted coldly and said, "I, Jiang Xueyin, want to leave, there are few people in this world who can catch up with me, as for you?" You're just going to hide, and you're even worse. ”

"Can you take two steps?" Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin suddenly stopped moving, and said, "'Hmph, if you tell me to run, I'll run?'" Wouldn't I be very shameless? I just don't run. ”

"Then you go ahead and chop." Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin was still motionless, and said, "If you tell me to cut me, I'll cut it?" Am I shameless? Do not cut. ”

"Oh, you're tired of chopping, so why don't you take a break and come over for a cup of tea?

"Don't drink it."

"Eat some fried grasshoppers?"

"Don't eat it."

"Gnawing on a cricket?"

"Don't bite."

"Eat an ant and supplement protein?"

"Eat it yourself, you protein idiot."

"In that case, then you can only watch me eat."

"Don't look."

……

Jiang Xue estimated that this Madame Butterfly was sick?

How can there be such an enemy in this world?

It's incredible.

This person completely ignores the life and death of her summons, and even wishes that Jiang Xue would drink more kills, what kind of madness is this?

It was so crazy that Jiang Xueyin was scared, I really don't know what kind of heart Madame Butterfly has.

Seeing Madame Butterfly eating and drinking on a big locust, Jiang Xueyin also took out her own crispy noodles and nibbled on them.

Taishang Laojun also stopped when he saw Jiang Xueyin and Madame Butterfly, a pair of Qiba, crying bitterly and tiredly......

He walked up to Jiang Xueyin and said, "Give me something to eat." ”

"Oh, what do you want to eat?" Jiang Xueyin asked.

Taishang Laojun asked, "What do you have to eat?" ”

"Crisp noodles."

"What else?"

"Crisp noodles."

"Do you only have crispy noodles? Don't have anything else to eat? ”

"I'm just noodles."

"Why do you ask me what I want to eat when you only have crispy noodles?"

"I don't know what you like to eat."

"I don't even know what I like to eat, you won't ask?"

"I asked." 5200

"What did you ask?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"What do you have to eat?"

"Crisp noodles."

"What else?"

"Crisp noodles."

"Do you only have crispy noodles? Don't have anything else to eat? ”

"I only have crisp noodles."

……

Madame Butterfly, hearing her heart breakdown, snorted and laughed backwards.

At this moment, Jiang Xue flew out with a sword and took Madame Butterfly's head.

Madame Butterfly was careless, but Jiang Xueyin's sword still didn't hurt her, and the sword slashed across her façade.

Jiang Xue missed a sword, turned around and made up another sword.

Madame Butterfly soared into the air and stepped on the locust with one foot the snow drink that flew below.

Then, she laughed and said, "And you say you don't want to eat meat? It's for you, you don't want it, you're going to steal it, it's so disappointing to me. “

"Let go of me, you old witch." Jiang Xue shouted.

She felt like her spine was about to break, her whole body was weak, and she couldn't struggle even if she wanted to.

She felt that as long as Madame Butterfly wanted her life, Luo Tianyi couldn't save her life.

At the same time, she was also curious that this Madame Butterfly was so powerful that she could penetrate her Heavenly Clothes and directly affect her.

Taishang Laojun wanted to save Jiang Xueyin, but was threatened by Madame Butterfly's actions, and he could only ask, "What do you want?" Do you know who she is? ”

"Looking at this familiar face, how could I not know who she is. But if you dare to act rashly, I don't mind abolishing her. Madame Butterfly said.

Taishang Laojun said: "You actually know who she is, so don't let her go quickly." ”

"Yes, yes, let me go, me off, you will regret coming to this world." Jiang Xueyin said.

Madame Butterfly said: "Stepping on you is like stepping on an ant, what do I have to regret?" ”

"Because you haven't eaten my crispy noodles yet." Jiang Xueyin said.

Taishang Laojun and Madame Butterfly laughed at the same time, when is this, this Jiang Xue drink is still thinking about her crisp noodles?

Madame Butterfly said, "I have wine and meat to eat, why should I eat your crispy noodles?" ”

"Because you eat my crisp, you can be like me, plain face to the sky, and it is also the most beautiful scenery in the world, and you don't have to hide it from now on." Jiang Xueyin said.

Then, Jiang Xueyin added: "From now on, you can go out without a mask, how beautiful." ”

"It's good to have wine to drink and meat to eat, but without my crisp noodles, you have to go out and wear a mask." Jiang Xueyin said.

Madame Butterfly seemed to really believe Jiang Xueyin's words, and asked, "What are your crispy noodles made of?" ”

"Well, let me tell you, my crisp noodles, hey, do you know who I am?" Jiang Xueyin asked.

Madame Butterfly said: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go, otherwise I will let the fart ascend to heaven." ”

"Ascension? Haha, then I'd better put it out. Jiang Xue said.

Then, she said solemnly: "You must know, I am Jiang Xueyin, and I am the big boss known to everyone in the heavens and all worlds. A world-famous boss like me, what do you want? Let me tell you, in this world, as long as it is something that can be bought with money, I have Jiang Xue Drink, even if it is something that money can't buy, everyone will give it to me for the sake of my big boss. ”

"Why would they give it to me? I'll tell you, you're going to listen to me, because they want to please me, you think, who am I, Jiang Xueyin? Jiang Xue said.

Madame Butterfly and Taishang Laojun both said in unison that she was the great boss of the heavens and all worlds.

Then, Jiang Xueyun continued: "I actually know that I, Jiang Xueyin, am the big boss of the heavens and all worlds, so my crisp noodles, do you say it can be mortal?" ”

"I can't." Taishang Laojun said.

Madame Butterfly also said: "For a person like you, who is either rich or expensive, the food must be either rich or expensive. ”

"yes, so, you asked me what my crispy noodles are made of, can I tell you? Can't, right? But I can share its deliciousness with you, so let me go and let's sleep together and savor the taste of crispy noodles. ”

"That makes sense."

"That's what it was."

"Okay, I'll let you go."

"Thank you."

Jiang Xue was full of joy, feeling that she was too eloquent, she had never been so eloquent as she was now.

She felt that this was the biggest leap in her life, and she must work harder in the future, saying that it was a mess, that it was three days and three nights.

So, Jiang Xue Drink, Taishang Laojun, Madame Butterfly, these three people were on the back of a big locust, and they talked about wine.

Jiang Xueyin didn't dare to eat insect meat at first, nor did she dare to drink Mrs. Butterfly's wine, not because she was afraid that her wine was poisonous, but because her wine had a faint fishy smell.

Jiang Xue drank and smelled the wine, as if she saw a dead fish and a dead mouse in her cup, and it was really difficult to drink it.

However, seeing that Taishang Laojun was drunk to the fullest, she also took a sip and immediately couldn't put it down.

Then, she began to take out her crispy noodles, and after distributing them, she brought out another barrel of sausage.

Jiang Xue couldn't stop laughing, and said, "How embarrassing is it to just drink your wine?" Come, come, and repay my wine, for I tell you, a glass of this wine can make a man drunk for three years and five years. ”

"Cut, who's going to lie to a child, right?" Taishang Laojun said.

Then he said, "If there is such wine in the world, how can I not know it?" What's its name? ”

"Intestinal wine. Its name is intestinal wine, just by listening to the name, you should know, is it very powerful? Jiang Xue said.

Madame Butterfly said: "I don't believe it, there will never be such wine in this world, if a person is drunk for three or five years, he will die of drunkenness in his dreams." ”

"Hmph, you guys have long hair and short knowledge, who am I Jiang Xueyin? The great boss of the heavens and all worlds, he must have seen more than you. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a man who drank this kind of gut-distracting and undecided, and his family thought he was dead, so they buried him, and five years later, his friend came to him, and his family told him that his friend was buried, and then his friend went to dig a grave, and after digging it out, that man was still alive, and after three hundred years, that man woke up and returned to his hometown, and guess what? The man personally found only his eldest ninth grandson. ”