Chapter 262: Endless Flirting Routines
However, half a day later, Pu Xingwen came back and the sister did not bring it back, but brought back a bunch of things.
It felt like going to the supermarket.
Seeing this, Qilin hurriedly asked.
"Are you out shopping? How do you buy everything back? ”
Pu Xing heard the aggrieved mouth.
"It's not because of those young ladies, I thought they were here to talk to me, but they turned out to be here to sell me!"
The unicorn covered his forehead when he heard it.
"If the opposite sex takes the initiative to talk to you, then there are two situations, one is to play with you, and the other is to sell something. This can be directly observed. If no one pays attention to you, then take the initiative to attack yourself and find a single opposite sex in your own photo. ”
However, it is estimated that he is the only one who can accept something like Pu Xingwen who has been pushed without changing his face.
Immediately afterwards, he began to talk to Pu Xingwen again, and popularized science about what kind of face he needed to mix in the night game.
Praise each other's appearance directly, but it must be literary and artistic, such as "When I see Miss's eyes, I feel electrified", "Miss's eyebrows always make me feel pity" and so on. ”
"Everyone loves to hear good things, as long as you can get to the point and talk about the psychology of the other party, then you will soon get together, and the relationship will be easier."
"And there are many ways to flirt with girls, if you say it well, you can add half of the points, for example, if you're a little tired, when are you going to leave? I'll leave at 02:00, do you want to come along, I'll send you back. It's just a great opportunity for you to create opportunities! ”
Pu Xing said he was indifferent when he heard this, and what he never forgot was that he was cheated by his sister just now.
Seeing him hanging his head like this, Qilin touched his head and spoke.
"In this way, you will write down exactly what I have given you, and when the time comes, I will give you a hint that as long as you use it at the right time, it will be useful! Believe me! For the last time! ”
Pu Xing shook his head when he heard this.
"This is the last time!"
Pu Xing nodded earnestly when he heard this.
"Definitely for the last time!"
"If you can already have physical contact with her in the bar, especially hugging, holding hands, kissing to further physical contact, at this time, you don't invite her to leave together, it is disrespectful to her, and people have focused on you all night, so don't live up to the girl's good intentions at this time!"
"When you first enter the box, the first thing you have to do is observe how the girls in the box are distributed. It's like two girls sitting very close, it's likely to be a girlfriend relationship. In this case, the two girls may be chatting or taking selfies, and if you sit down, there is almost no way to talk to the target, so what you have to do is to separate them most naturally. ”
"You can't look ugly when you separate them. You have to have a good image. ”
Dafang naturally walked up to them and asked, "Why don't you sing?" She might say, "I don't want to sing, I can't sing, I don't like to sing," and you can go closer and say, "Come on, let's sing." ”
As he spoke, he took the target's hand and walked to the curtain of the song. When she's ordering a song, you take the opportunity to go back to the place where you wanted to separate them and sit down and wait for her. Naturally, they were successfully separated. ”
"It's not enough to separate them, you sit back when the target is ordering, and you can't snub her friends."
After hearing this conspiracy-like plan, Pu Xing instantly lost the heart to realize it.
"Didn't you say that you should be pure in your relationship? How did I get to you? So many routines? ”
Qilin glanced at him after hearing this, "If I don't have many routines, you won't be able to flirt with my sister at all, continue to listen to me." ”
"In summary. Be sure to do what I say. Otherwise, the purpose will be significant. So she can interact with her girlfriends and friends, chat, have a glass of wine or something. ”
"When the target came back from the song, he not only separated them, but also provided himself with the opportunity to take the next step."
"When we talk to my sister, our torsos are facing the table, which shows your status and position."
"For example, if a unified individual uses different body language and sitting postures to chat with a girl, the image and feeling caused to the girl will be different, and the effect received is absolutely different."
"For example, if you sit directly facing the girl, it will occupy a wide area, but from other people's perspectives, you will look sideways, which will look very ugly."
"Don't put your hands on the back of the couch and talk to the girl. This action is somewhat despicable, and the intention is too obvious, and the girl will be restless and defensive. ”
In Kirin's opinion, although many girls are very good at making friends, some girls are not in the pool.
"So unless the girl has a hobby for you, if it's the first time you meet, it's best to avoid such actions and don't try to hug the girl's waist."
"If you want your sister to give her some space, you can politely tell her that don't try to hug her waist or push her sister."
"If the location is large, don't sit very close to the girl as soon as you come, which will give the girl a sense of oppression, so keep a moderate distance."
"In the absence of familiarity, remember not to be too familiar. If you see that you are a girl alone, the best way is to sit down with a cup and put it on the table, and then signal the girl with her eyes, at this time, the girl will generally understand herself, and will pour her own wine and raise a glass to drink with you, this is the body language with a position. ”
"Pouring wine is also learned, just like when drinking with a sister, her cup may be empty, don't pour a full cup for the girl as soon as you come. The most moderate amount of wine to pour is a little less than half according to the size of the glass, a little more than a third, and a little more than half for yourself. Let the girl see at a glance that you have more wine than her, so that the girl will not think that you are pouring her for the purpose.
The body language performance should match the external image. ”
"When you touch a glass of wine, no matter what the first glass is, you must do it first, if the girl's wine is not dry, you can signal her to finish it with your eyes again, instead of helping her take the cup for her to drink."
"So it's important to have body language in a place like this, and to walk around in a private room, order songs, and move slowly. It's like a girl who asks you to help her order a song, and you don't immediately jump up and quickly order a song for her, which is stupid. Instead, you have to patiently ask the girl what song she wants to sing, and take her time, including drinking. Since the girl observes your body language more carefully than your image. ”
"KTV is a social place, and social authentication means that you are not only willing to be disturbed by others when you are a sister. Therefore, in the time ratio, it should be 30% of the sister; 70% of the fun to play. ”
"Since you don't want to be disturbed by others when you're a sister, you need to quickly build up social credentials, so spend part of your time taking care of other people. Remember, you have everyone's support because you support everyone. ”
"If you've found your goal, it doesn't mean you have to sit with her all night, like a conjoined baby, where she goes, you go. In such an environment, we are all independent individuals, and we all have to be happy. ”
"First of all, take care of the boys and drink with them. If you finish taking care of it and see a girl who is being left alone, turn to the sister and play and drink with her, so that the audience will feel that you are very sincere in taking care of everyone, I hope they can all have fun. Only in this way will the sister be less likely to be disturbed, and even others will help you. ”
"The hardest thing in the world is probably to see that you can't help it, you're a liar, because you're so much more beautiful than you look in the pictures. To be honest, you are not suitable to be my girlfriend, you are more suitable to be my wife. ”
When Kirin said this, he finally felt his throat dry to the point of smoking, and hurriedly drank a glass of water to clear his throat.
"And at this time, you can try to say some earthy love words that arouse the interest of girls, and in terms of your appearance, you can participate in the beauty pageant and get the top three at most. For example, maybe I am the lucky one in the legend, and in the vast sea of people, I can meet you. ”
"No matter how earthy it is, do you like snakes, or do you like dogs, I know, whether it's because I'm a dog, you don't have to worry about whether we're compatible or not, I'm versatile, when I think of talking to you, I'll laugh like an idiot, this kind of earthy can be shown to try."
"For example, the most traditional, I heard that your crush is a hero of the world, I won't cover the world, but I will help you cover the quilt, or you are different, you are my next life, and the most commonly used impulse to go to the galaxy to roll, the skirt is stained with stars to confess, or to crawl in your ear on a rainy evening to say love words."
"But there is nothing more technical than these, whether in this life or in the next life, all I want is you. I found out that you are a photo fraud, because I am much better looking than the photos. Is your blood type square? Or why do you look so good? Why do you always talk to me, do you like me? If not, I'll try to figure it out. The world is a giant crane machine, and I just want you by the window. I find that you are not suitable for a relationship, and you are suitable for marriage. You look so cute when you eat, have you practiced? I want to start with my fingertips and taste you little by little. When you were thin, it was in my heart, but then you got fat, and you got stuck in it and couldn't get out. I don't want to be an episode of your life, I just want to be your most perfect ending. ”
Pu Xingwen listened to Qilin on the side, and after saying these words to himself inexplicably, he suddenly felt sick.
"Hold it back! I'm going to throw up! ”
This feels like no one anymore, after all, no one can stand to hear a man talking earthy love words next to him.
Besides, I'm still a man.
However, Kirin still didn't want to stop, after all, you started this thing like this, how could you stop.
pinching Pu Xingwen's face, he spoke.
"Listen! When I'm done with the routine, if you don't listen to it, you won't care about me! And there's a lot more to come! ”
It can be said that no one can resist the attack of the unicorn when it comes to earthy love words.
"When did you start liking me? I don't know. It's just that one day when I get up, I see that both men and women around you feel that they are rivals in love. I knew I was hopeless! I only hope for this world. ”
"It can be so small that I can see you as soon as I turn around. Who do you think you are? My significant other? Amusing! You are all I have! How many times have I told you, be careful at night, don't go out, you just don't listen, no, last night ran into my dream again, so I don't want to wake up! I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I would always miss you. ”
As he spoke, the unicorn took out all the treasures at the bottom of his box.
"I don't think we're really fit to be lovers, would you like to be my wife? Recently there were rumors that I liked you, and I want to clarify that it was not a rumor. I want to sleep, come to my dream tonight, it's been a long time, I miss you a little. Why do you always talk to me, do you like me? If not, I'll try to figure it out. Suddenly very afraid of old age, very afraid of death, very afraid of the coming of the accident, if one day I am not by your side, who will protect you, who will accompany you through the years of life. ”
"Have you been fat again lately? No, why do you say that? Then why are you weighing more and more in my heart? I don't want to be a cool person anymore, I don't want my self-esteem to be shattered with one blow, and now, I just want to be with you. You cry when you get angry, and I am stunned when I see you crying, just like a child who does something bad and is stunned before being blamed, so don't cry for anything, come and blame me first, okay? One day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together, and walked out of the house holding hands together. ”