A few months ago, I had my eleventh blind date.

The other party is a university lecturer, and the conditions should be quite favorable, but like me, I have been close many times, but usually there is no response after a few days.

The matchmaker who introduced it may have this idea, these two nail households are different from ordinary people, and when they get together, they may not see what they have in common with each other, and it will be.

This view is actually very illogical, the most obvious thing that two strangers have in common is species, and in our case, if we want to find another common ground, it can only be...... Don't want to get married.

I'm actually only twenty-six this year, white-collar workers in foreign companies, the treatment is good, in addition to buying and buying, I can have a lot of money left every month, I can twist the bottle cap myself, I can also carry the suitcase, and the sense of security is very strong.

Acquaintances can't wait to call me Brother Xu, if it weren't for my parents' urging to really have no choice, I wouldn't have come to participate in this kind of boring activity, since a person can live well, why break into the life of a person I don't know.

On the day of the meeting, I didn't even put on makeup, I put on an old dress with gloves, and ran to the Western restaurant with a plain face, and my blind date had arrived in advance, and I saw a otaku wearing black-framed glasses and a chicken nest head that seemed to have just woken up, and there seemed to be four big characters written on his body - people in the same way.

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I greeted him with a smile: "Hello, I'm Xu Yiyi." ”

He smiled: "Hello, I'm Su Zhiyuan." ”

When everyone came, then order, but as soon as the menu came up, I fell into hesitation again, not because I had difficulty choosing, but because, it was so expensive, I can understand that a French foie gras sells for 800, and I haven't eaten a red wine steak for 2,000 yuan, but when I heard that Coke sells for 80, isn't it obvious that people are slaughtered to death?

Mr. Su seemed to see my hesitation, and quietly asked me, "Do you also think it's expensive here?" ”

I nodded.

Seeing that the waiter was about to come, Mr. Su picked up his mobile phone casually: "Hey, yes, yes, yes, okay, then I'll come over immediately." As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at me.

I suddenly realized: "I have to talk about business again, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat this meal today, let's talk about it next time." ”

Then the two of them walked out of the western restaurant calmly under the resentful gaze of the waiter.

After coming out, Mr. Su and I sighed that the waiter must have regretted that he didn't arrive one step earlier.

He was silent for a while and said, "Actually, looking at the clothes we are wearing, they don't look like they have oil and water. ”

I was about to tell you the truth, but he pointed to a hot pot restaurant across the street: "Go eat that." ”

I have to say that Mr. Su is a very good rice partner, and the two of us chose the spicy pot without the slightest drag, and then tacitly did not speak, and began to pour meat into the pot.

Halfway through the hot meal, I suddenly remembered something, so I came to him, don't you want to go on a blind date?

He didn't speak, but laughed, which I thought was a tacit acquiescence.

Nacheng, you pretend to be my boyfriend, so that we can both live in peace for a while.

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In this way, Mr. Su became my nominal boyfriend, and before this "superficial couple" relationship was determined, we agreed on three chapters, first, never interfering in each other's lives. Second, help to solve lies when the parents on both sides ask. Third, in order to strengthen authenticity, it is necessary to understand the preferences of the other party so as not to goof.

I know that Mr. Su teaches Western literature, likes to read, watch dramas, doesn't like loofahs, and is allergic to seafood, and Mr. Su also knows that I am a senior lover of American dramas, I like watermelon and summer dusk, I don't like coriander, and I will jump three feet high when I see cockroaches.

Except for the public announcement that we are dating, we don't actually have much to do with each other, only occasionally we have dinner to celebrate the rescue of both parties from the dire situation, no makeup, no dress, no talking, just burying our heads in food.

Later, at a class reunion, a few old friends heard out where I had a boyfriend, and yelled for me to bring my boyfriend over for them to palm, but I really couldn't resist them, so I had to tell Mr. Su about it.

He thought for a moment, "Go ahead, or they'll think you made it up." ”

On the day of the party, I put on makeup early, put on the new clothes I just bought a few days ago, and waited at the door of the hotel for a while, but I didn't see Mr. Su's figure for a long time.

Just as he was about to go in for dinner, Mr. Su came in a car again, he was wearing a casual suit, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and a long figure, which was quite ascetic and a male god.

He smiled apologetically at everyone: "I'm sorry, I just got out of class, and there was a traffic jam on the road, so I came late." ”

I secretly asked him, "Why are you so handsome today?" ”

He said, "That's how I usually go to class. ”

I just wanted to scold him, but I thought that I was also disgraced in front of him, so I had to shut up silently.

He blocked a lot of wine for me that day, and when he was about to finish, he didn't know if he had drunk too much, so he told everyone.

"I have been taken care of by everyone for so many years, and I will hand it over to me in the future."

I thought that I, a thousand-year-old demon, had cultivated to the point that the eight winds were immovable, as solid as a rock, but at this moment, my heart actually trembled.

Mr. Su really came into my life because of an accident, I was home alone that night, I heard the sound of stabbing the door, ran to the cat's eyes to see, and there was no one outside.

I am reminded of a long-standing urban legend that traffickers would knock on the door of a single woman, then hide, knock her unconscious with a stick while the girl went out to check, put her in a sack and sell it in a remote mountainous area.

Rao is such a heartless, rough branch, I can't help but be scared, the knocking on the door continues, and there are no familiar male friends to ask for, so I can only call Mr. Su in a hurry.

Mr. Su came quickly, and after about 20 minutes, he sent me a WeChat message: "I've arrived, open the door." ”

I opened the door, only to see that he was holding a thin kitten in his hand, this little guy didn't know if he was lost, he kept scratching my door, and when he saw the door open, he seemed to feel the heating in the house, and yawned a big way in Mr. Su's arms.

We adopted this kitten, because it came uninvited, so we named it Jinbao, half the time I took it, half the time he took it.

The kitten grew bigger and bigger, and I saw him getting more and more pleasing to the eye.

On New Year's Eve, Mr. Su confessed to me under the fireworks that bloomed in the sky.

I shouted at him in the boisterous voice and asked, "Didn't you say you didn't want to go on a blind date either?" ”

He also shouted and replied to me: "Yes, after meeting you, I don't want to go on a blind date again." ”

If you like me, you like me, what are you doing so loudly?

A few months later, we got married.

One day after the wedding, the two of us nested on the sofa and sighed while petting the cat, how could two people who were not expecting love be together.

Mr. Su gave me an analysis that love is not a necessity, but there is a gap in people's hearts, and the cold wind is pouring into the soul, and they urgently need a heart of just the shape to fill it.

He paused: "I think the gap in my heart is exactly in the shape of yours. ”

Good night.

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