I pulled the puffed Zang Feiyu aside, and then persuaded the angry ghost, "I think you should be happy." ”

"What if you change your surname, isn't it still your son. It's not your wife who cuckolds you and makes you happy to be a father! Isn't it much more comfortable to think about it? ”

Hearing this, Zang Feiyu was dumbfounded.

And the ghost didn't know if it was dizzy by me, lying on the ground thinking about life, and didn't squeak for a long time.

"Let your wife come back, I can't handle my son's surname change, say something I can do!"

Seeing that he didn't speak, I was worried that the landlord wouldn't be able to stand it for a long time, so I urged.

"No, this is my first condition, I want my son!!" The ghost looked up violently.

"Nima, still the first condition! Okay, then you can tell me about your second condition! ”

"My head was smashed, and even if I became a ghost after I died, I would suffer day and night. I want a whole head! "The ghost put forward the second condition.

"Your body has been cremated and burned to ashes, who can help you change it!"

Damn, the two questions this guy asked, one is harder than the other!

"I just have these two requirements, you can't do this, that can't work, why do you ask me to leave."

"If you can't help me, then I'll retaliate, and we'll all end up together, anyway, you also delayed my chance yesterday!"

The ghost roared and was about to start tossing the landlord again.

Yesterday's chance?

I was stunned, patted my head, and thought to my chagrin, how did I forget this?

I still have ghost paw prints on this arm, and if I find out a little bit of news from him, I can get the right medicine!

"So, if you tell me why you want to enter that gate, and what is in that gate, I'll help you with both of your needs. What do you think? ”

After thinking about it for a moment, I decided to make a deal with this half-headed ghost.

In addition to those lonely souls and wild ghosts that are not accepted by the underworld, many ghosts are stranded in the world, most of them because of obsession or resentment. As long as they can help them resolve it, most ghosts will choose to agree.

This Liu Yuanqing's ghost haunted the landlord at will, mainly because he rented the landlord's shop, which led to his death. In addition, the ghost door happened to be open here, and the landlord happened to be at the scene last night, so Liu Yuanqing's ghost was eyeing the landlord.

But fundamentally speaking, the landlord is not Liu Yuanqing's obsession, his real obsession is the two questions he raised.

Even if he became a landlord, in the end, it was nothing more than tossing the landlord to help him solve those two needs.

So I'm not worried that he won't agree to my deal.

So after getting my promise, Liu Yuanqing's ghost readily agreed.

"Help me get your dad up, it's okay for now!"

After I made an agreement with Liu Yuanqing, he stopped tossing the landlord. The landlord's body gradually stabilized and changed back to his original self.

"What do you mean it's okay for the time being, hasn't that bastard left yet?"

Zang Feiyu's adaptability is extremely strong, and after the initial fear, he was able to face it calmly, which really impressed me.

"The agreement hasn't been reached yet, how can you leave, it's just that you won't toss your father again!" I shook my head and said.

"You don't know how to spell, just drive him away!" Zang Feiyu said dissatisfiedly.

"How's that going to work! Just like you police handling cases, even if you know that person is a bad guy, you can't just arrest someone without evidence. ”

"We who do yin, oh, that is, people who are engaged in professions related to the dead, pay the most attention to accumulating yin virtue, and plainly scattering people's souls is the most damaging yin virtue."

"Besides, it is better to settle the grievance, this ghost itself is a feminine thing, it is extremely easy to have resentment, once the grudge is formed, it may be a matter of entangled generations, which is more terrible than a thousand days of thieves!"

"So unless you have to, you must not kill yourself!"

This landlord is dying heavily, especially after this kind of ghost comes up, Zang Feiyu and I are both tired. After putting him in the chair, I took a chance to catch my breath and explained to Zang Feiyu.

"What then? Why hasn't he woken up yet? ”

After the tense moment passed, Zang Feiyu stopped calling the landlord dad again. Like me, leaning against a cupboard and gasping for air.

I also know if I thought I was scared before, or it was hot, the clothes on Zang Feiyu's body were soaked and sticky to my body, and my heart was pounding when I saw a little boy like me.

Zang Feiyu didn't notice it at first, but when he finished speaking, seeing that I didn't answer for a long time, and stared at her middle three without blinking, a thin anger and shame suddenly appeared on his face, and he scolded: "Where to look, at a young age, it's not a good thing!" ”

"What is called not a good thing, this is an instinctive reaction of human beings! Everyone yearns for beautiful things, is there a beautiful flower in front of you, will you not look at it? ”

"Flim Flam, is that the same thing! The difference between humans and animals is knowing what is okay and what is not! ”

Nima, is this scolding me for being a brute!

"I just look at it and don't do it, besides, it shows that you are attractive, if no one looks at you, or men don't look at women, and the pink is all skeletons, then how can human beings reproduce!"

"You still want to do it, I'll let you reproduce!"

Zang Feiyu was really angry now, and as soon as he rolled his sleeves, he "moved his hands and feet" to me.

"Oh, don't move, the water in this bowl is the key to waking up the landlord!"

I quickly picked up the bowl of water that the landlord had just drunk and blocked it in front of me.

"You wait for me, look back and see how I clean you up!" Zang Feiyu hated and put down the cruel words, and finally stopped.

With a grim face, I took a sip from the bowl of water, then stomped my right foot and opened my mouth to squirt at the landlord.

After doing this three times, he put down the water bowl, pinched the law with his right hand, slammed it on the landlord's forehead, and scolded: "Wake up! ”

"Oops, why does my head hurt so much?"

"I, how is my head bleeding!"

As soon as the landlord woke up, he felt that something was not quite right.

Then I thought of something important, and I couldn't care about the bloodshed, so I hurriedly asked, "What about the ghost, did you drive it away?" ”

"You go to the hospital first, treat the wound on your head, and I'll tell you about it later!"

It's already the middle of the night, I'm tired and hungry, I want to send them away quickly, I can rest for a while, and I'll talk about it tomorrow.

It's just that the landlord still refuses to give up, holding his head and asking questions. I was annoyed by his question, and just as I was about to tell him, Zang Feiyu's phone rang suddenly.

"What do you say? You eat! ”

"You, you wait, I'll go back right away!"

Zang Feiyu grabbed the phone and put it to his ear, and within two seconds, he screamed.

I hung up the phone in a hurry, then looked at me nervously and asked, "What will happen if that black egg you got is eaten?" ”