Black eggs? Eat?

Who is so kind of would actually eat this!

"What do you mean? Did someone eat that egg?! Don't you have a brain! ”

I was a little dazed, and suddenly remembered that I was in a hurry to leave in the morning, and I actually forgot to dispose of those eggs that were full of yin qi.

"You come with me first, and then we'll talk on the way!" Zang Feiyu didn't have time to elaborate, just pull me and go!

"What about me?" The landlord howled miserably from behind.

"You go to the hospital by yourself, bandage your head first, and I'll look for you tomorrow!" I said something hurriedly, and then I was pulled out by Zang Feiyu.

"Your boyfriend? Husband? ”

On the way, Zang Feiyu drove the car fast, and he should be the one who was anxious. I sat in the back very leisurely, but when I asked Zang Feiyu, I was still a little jealous.

Although it is a cabbage on an iceberg, it is still a little jealous when it is arched by other pigs.

"What happens if you eat that egg? Will it be fatal? Zang Feiyu didn't answer the question, or didn't answer, and asked directly.

"Unless he eats all those eggs, it's just a serious illness." I replied.

"This thing is so dangerous, why didn't you tell me sooner! If something happens, I won't spare you! Zang Feiyu said angrily and dissatisfied.

"I don't carry this pot, I said it at noon, it's not a good thing! Besides, who's stupid enough to eat that! ”

As soon as I heard this, I quickly put aside the relationship, and at the same time guessed which mentally retarded would actually eat this kind of egg.

I rushed to the villa, and as soon as I opened the door, I was stunned!

Nosebleeds!

After the door was opened, a beautiful woman in disheveled clothes and infinite spring appeared in front of us with a haggard face.

"Flying fish, you're ——, oops!"

Before the beauty finished speaking, after looking up and seeing me behind Zang Feiyu, she immediately screamed and fled in a hurry.

"Is it pretty?"

Zang Feiyu hurriedly blocked my view and looked at me with a murderous expression, and the temperature around him plummeted.

"Beautiful!"

I said frankly, and added another sentence after speaking, "Real man, don't tell lies!" At this time, it is a hypocrite who is covering up! ”

Zang Feiyu glared at me fiercely, and then ran after the beautiful woman to the second floor.

No one cared about me, so I leisurely took a bottle of drink from the refrigerator and drank it on the sofa myself, just in time for a break.

Thinking about it in my mind, I guessed what the relationship between the beauty and Zang Feiyu was just now, of course, I thought more about the wonderful scene just now.

On the loose and soft nightdress, the graceful figure of the vacuum makes me feel extremely hot.

Fortunately, the drink in my hand was cold enough, so I took another big sip.

"What do you say? It's disgusting! I thought it was a change of eggs you bought! ”

"Ahh No, I'm going to throw up! ”

While I was thinking wildly, the vacuum beauty suddenly shouted loudly, and then rushed out of the room and ran to the bathroom.

It is estimated that Zang Feiyu told her the truth about the eggs, and the rotten eggs that have rolled on the skin countless times are indeed disgusting.

I craned my head, but I didn't get a chance to enjoy the view this time.

After a while, Zang Feiyu walked down with the vacuum beauty who had been dressed again, she probably had diarrhea and collapsed, her face was pale, weak, and she didn't know how she ran so fast just now.

At the door just now, I was infinitely seized by the spring light, and now I can see the face of this beautiful woman clearly.

Either it is said that people gather by like, and things are divided by groups, and this beauty is also clustered.

Compared with Zang Feiyu's coldness and perseverance, his facial features are like finely carved, and all of them are extremely exquisite.

And the beauty in front of her is picturesque, looking forward to life, coupled with her sick appearance, which makes people pity.

"Hello, little master!"

"I heard that you can spell, help me think of a way, I'm almost dying!"

The beautiful woman said hello to me, as if she had forgotten the previous embarrassment, and after coming first, she lay down on the sofa, obviously having been tortured and had lost her energy.

"This is Chu Junyi, my roommate, you help her see how to wash out those yin qi, she has diarrhea now." Zang Feiyu introduced the identity of a beauty, a very nice name.

"There was yin in that egg, and you know how cold my arm was at that time. She eats this yin qi into her stomach, causing gastrointestinal discomfort, which is a very normal manifestation. ”

"If you want to treat, it's very simple, but you need materials, and now I don't have it in my hand, she may have to endure it all night!"

Chu Junyi can still walk downstairs, which in itself shows that the problem is not very big, plus I checked her forehead and found that it was only Yintang with a slight green qi, which means that she has not absorbed much yin qi.

Of course, this is not a big problem, it is also relative, and it is very troublesome to deal with it well.

"Sister, I am now weak and have abdominal cramps, which hurts more than when my aunt came! The key is always to go to the toilet, is there no way to alleviate it now? Chu Junyi heard that there was no material, and asked with some disappointment.

"Yes, yes, but—" I was a little embarrassed.

"If you have a way, you can use it! Swallow and spit and spit out, is it not a man! ”

Nima, this Zang Feiyu's temper is indeed choking enough, he is asking for others, and he speaks so hardly.

"Little master, don't have any scruples, as long as you don't promise by yourself, you can do anything! I can't stand it anymore! ”

Chu Junyi is much smarter than Zang Feiyu, and when he saw that I was embarrassed, he knew that it was not very convenient, so he pretended to tease me and let me relax.

Hearing her say this, I also let go, Nima's beauties don't mind, I'm a big man afraid of what.

"Sister policeman, you can help me prepare half a bowl of yin and yang water."

"Oh, it's half boiling water, half raw water!"

Half a bowl of water, the water heater boils in only a few tens of seconds.

After receiving the yin and yang water handed by Zang Feiyu, he held the water bowl with the Sanshan Jue with his left hand, and wrote the crape myrtle order on the water bowl with the sword finger of his right hand, and recited the mantra in his mouth at the same time.

"There is no need for much Taoism, Nanchen runs through the North River, the general book is a secret, and the demons in the world are subdued!"

After the water was finished, I asked Zang Feiyu to help Chu Junyi up and feed her a sip.

Then let Chu Junyi lie flat on the sofa, lift the clothes on his lower abdomen, and his pants retreated, revealing a white waist, and even if you look closely, there are three or two black "threads".

Despite what he said just now, when he really faced it now, Chu Junyi was still a little embarrassed and shy, with a faint flush on his fair skin.

Don't say it's her, it's just that I'm nervous.

The little virgin who has lived for nearly eighteen years, seeing this fragrant scene at this moment, coupled with the stimulation at the door before, I suddenly felt an itchy nose and a feeling of nosebleeds.

And sitting next to Zang Feiyu, like a wolf, staring at me tightly, it is estimated that as long as I have a little misaction, she will immediately pounce!

I quickly gathered my mind, and also drank a sip of the enchanted yin and yang water, and then sprayed it on Chu Junyi's Bai Shengsheng's abdomen.