Chapter 0111: You don't know how to swordsmanship

Qiu Tianshen suddenly asked Jiang Xueyin to watch a good show.

Jiang Xueyin asked, "What's the show?" ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, come and see." The ball god shouted.

He seemed to want Jiang Xueyin to come and watch the good things he found immediately.

Jiang Xue drank and chirped, not believing that the god of the ball could do anything good.

When she saw that Qiu Tianshen was watching the live broadcast, she also smiled.

Then, with the ball on the god suddenly too on the old king.

Taishang Laojun was wearing a pink dress, his hair was fluffy, and he was dancing, and he couldn't tell that he was a man at all.

Jiang Xueyu suddenly roared and shouted, "Wow, you look like a woman more than me." ”

"Who? How are you? Taishang Laojun panicked and turned off the live broadcast as soon as possible.

Jiang Xueyin smiled and said, "What? You have the courage to start a live broadcast, are you afraid that I will know? ”

"How did you recognize me?" Taishang Laojun asked.

The god of the ball said: "It was recognized by this god, demon, I can see at a glance that you are not human." ”

"Bold, you half-human, half-mechanical freak, you deserve to call me a demon?" Tai Laojun said.

Jiang Xue smiled and bent over, laughed until her stomach hurt, and said, "Don't be embarrassed, hurry up." ”

"No." Taishang Laojun said.

Then, he said, ", I don't welcome you mother and son, it's so undisciplined." ”

"You're really boring, it's a big deal." Jiang Xueyin said.

Then, she helped Taishang Lao turn on the live broadcast.

Taishang Laojun's face was full of black lines, and he turned around and left.

Jiang Xue couldn't laugh, and then she said that she was Taishang Laojun and continued the live broadcast.

The audience asked her to show her face, but Jiang Xueyin didn't show her face, but she was very angry.

She wanted the whole world to know how sullen Taishang Laojun was, so she performed hard.

Taishang Laojun finally couldn't bear Jiang Xue drinking to destroy his innocence, and angrily came to turn off the live broadcast again.

In the midst of the struggle between the two people, there was a sudden strong wind outside, and another obelisk fell from the sky.

This obelisk, after landing on the ground, opened the debut door, and a bewitching and shiny woman came out from inside.

The woman beckoned, and all the other obelisks were opened, and swarms of insects flew towards her.

This woman, wearing a black butterfly mask, could not see her appearance.

This Jiang Xue sighed strangely, and said: "Laojun, I think you should learn from him, wear a mask when you go out, and love beauty every day." ”

"Give it to yourself." Taishang Laojun said.

Jiang Xueyin asked, "Do you know who she is?" It's not like Jiang Xiaozhou. ”

"I don't know, but we know that she is Jiang Xiaozhou's right-hand man, and everyone calls her Madame Butterfly."

"Madame Butterfly? Is she married? ”

"Do you think that every cultivator is like you, just thinking about marrying a mother-in-law?"

"Do I have it? I didn't. She seems to be coming at you, have you offended her? ”

"No, I haven't seen her."

"Then why did she come to your house, looking like that, like a light drawing on the road."

……

Jiang Xueyin and Taishang Laojun were still chattering, and Madame Butterfly had already summoned insects to eat Taishang Laojun's home, and soon Taishang Laojun's home was gnawed away.

Jiang Xueyin and Taishang Laojun were exposed, and then, Madame Butterfly took out a mobile phone and handed it to an insect.

Then, Madame Butterfly said, "Give us a group photo." "Love me eBook

"Click, click......" the cricket pressed the shutter vigorously.

Jiang Xueyin looked at Madame Butterfly, who was stuck between her and Taishang Laojun, and asked, "Laojun, you still say that you don't know her?" ”

"I don't know her." Taishang Laojun said.

Then, Taishang Laojun asked, "Don't you know her either?" I thought you knew her. ”

"You're too good."

"You are Jiang Xueyin, the big boss of the Heavens Realm."

"Two, don't be noisy, don't be noisy, and listen to me." Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Who are you?" Taishang Laojun asked.

Madame Butterfly laughed and said: "I am Madame Butterfly, the power of the mother of things, today I will destroy you in the name of hundreds of millions of mothers." ”

"You're not sick, are you?" Jiang Xueyin asked.

Taishang Laojun also asked, "Are you here for me to fight crickets?" ”

"yes, I'm here to fight crickets with you, so let's get started." Madame Butterfly said.

Then, she began to retreat, and a large group of crickets pounced on Jiang Xueyin and Taishang Laojun.

Jiang Xueyin said: "Laojun, the pediatric department of fighting crickets will be handed over to you, and I will leave first." ”

"Where to run? Stand still. Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin was spotted by Madame Butterfly as soon as she lifted her leg, she stomped her foot and said, "Hmph, the tiger doesn't post Weibo, are you a sick cat for me?" You, stand up, let me take a photo and post it on Weibo first. ”

"Is that so?" Madame Butterfly asked.

Jiang Xueyin said: "Yes, yes, raise your head and chest......"

"Click, click, click......"

Jiang Xueyin took pictures in a row, and I don't know how many photos I took.

Taishang Laojun on the side shouted: "Hurry up, record the wonderful moment when I killed the crickets." ”

"Oh, okay, here it is." Jiang Xueyin said.

So, Jiang Xueyin asked Qiu Tianshen to connect to her mobile phone, and the world broadcast Taishang Laojun fighting crickets.

These crickets were very large, and Jiang Xueyin visually observed that they were all as tall as a three-story building.

This is much bigger than the crickets that Taishang Laojun usually uses to fight crickets, and the crickets that Taishang Laojun usually uses to fight crickets are only the size of her Jiang Xue diet finger.

Now, the crickets brought by Madame Butterfly are the size of a three-story building, which makes Jiang Xueyin feel very bad.

She felt that Madame Butterfly, although it seemed harmless to humans and animals, should be extremely dangerous.

Jiang Xueyin asked tentatively: "Why did you come here alone, did Jiang Xiaozhou treat Taishangjing as if no one was there?" ”

"Is there anyone in Taishangjing? I didn't see it, I just saw a bunch of beasts that weren't as good as that. Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin said: "You are a beast, and your whole family is inferior to a beast." ”

"Isn't it up? Come hit me, come on, come on, hit me. Madame Butterfly said.

Jiang Xueyin said: "Slut, I have never encountered such a request, you will find it if you hit it." ”

"You're a slut, and your whole family is a slut." Madame Butterfly scolded.

Jiang Xueyin didn't want to scold her anymore, the prison sword was in her hand, and wielding the sword was to cut.

Madame Butterfly smiled: "You don't know how to swordsmanship, what are you doing with a sword?" Hurry up and throw it away, don't be ashamed. ”

"Hmph, even if I don't have all swordsmanship, I will still cut you until you doubt life." Jiang Xueyin said.

Saying that, Jiang Xueyin used the Three Emperors Fist Technique into the Three Emperors Sword Technique, and slashed vertically and horizontally.

Madame Butterfly's face changed, and she said, "I didn't expect you to be a three-legged cat kung fu, not bad, not bad, please continue." ”

"Slut, just talk a lot." Jiang Xue scolded.