No.124 Tricks and anti-tricks?
Mall......
The dazzling array of goods dazzled Ou Haochen, and what really dazzled him was nothing more than the must-have for the girls on the shelves.
How is this so many sanitary napkins?!!
The most important thing is that there are girls passing by here back and forth, and they also look at him with strange eyes, which makes Ou Haochen sweat a little.......
Why do other girls see boys buying this kind of thing, they will mutter: Wow~ This boy is so gentle ~ knows how to take care of girls, and he is too happy to be his girlfriend!
And the girl Ou Haochen met: Ah, why is this man buying this kind of thing...... Tall, handsome and so sunny (Ou Haochen made up for it with his brain), he can't be a pervert, right?!
Sure enough, the girls in the TV series are different from reality!
Narrator: The ...... Isn't the appearance of the male protagonist in the TV series ......? (Carefully)
Ou Haochen: Let's let you die!!
The salesperson saw the embarrassment on Ou Haochen's face, and she slowly walked towards Ou Haochen with an expression of "serving the people".
"Hello, what brand of sanitary napkins do you need to know?"
"Uh...... I want xxx brand for daily use. Seeing that it was the salesman, Ou Haochen exhaled and repeated Chi Zao's original words.
"Do you only need xxx cards? Don't you need to look at anything else? The salesperson's amiable face made Ou Haochen a little moved......
"What else do you mean?" Ou Haochen frowned, not quite understanding the salesman's words.
The salesman looked at Ou Haochen's appearance with some excitement and joy, and more enthusiastically supported the curvature of the corners of his mouth to the maximum, and tried his best to show Ou Haochen his MLM ability.
"Look at your little brother is the first time to buy sanitary napkins, there are many types of sanitary napkins alone, according to the different needs of girls have also been produced, many types of sanitary napkins, you look at things like this Shubao, pocket magic, and seven degrees of space, these and so on, are the sanitary napkins that girls generally choose......."
"Uh, so what?" Listening to the salesperson's introduction, Ou Haochen interrupted her words with his big head covered, and he said that he was in a fog.
"So you want girls to have more good choices?!" The salesperson is smiling and kind, as if the customer is God.
But.......
Ou Haochen was really moved,
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The pool in the bathroom has a loveless face early.
As expected, Ou Haochen will definitely bring a bag of sanitary napkins to a girl to send her sanitary napkins!!
And SB Ou Haochen will definitely not think of taking a black plastic bag!!
While still complaining、Chi heard footsteps outside the door early、
"Hello, are you short of sanitary napkins? I was the boy outside the door, and I asked me to bring you in. ”
"Thank you, thank you~ Could you please hand it over to me from under the door?"
Chi Zaozao's eyes were always fixed on the underside of the door.......
"Bang dang!"
With a rough sound, Chi watched as a large bag of sanitary napkins was stuffed under his feet.
In fact, in addition to being speechless, there is also moving, Chi took the plastic bag early, this high-level transparency, for fear that others will not know that she is menstruating.
"Little sister, it's good that you have a boyfriend like this." Suddenly there was a faint sigh outside.
"Thank you," Chi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.
How could she not know how good Ou Haochen was? It's just that I feel this feeling in my heart.
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Seeing Chi come out early, Ou Haochen happily beckoned to Chi early.
"Okay?" Ou Haochen asked.
Chi nodded early, "Didn't you buy the kind I wanted?" Why did you still buy so much? ”
"Uh...... Angry? Ou Haochen blinked his eyes and looked at Chi Zaozao's face cautiously.
Seeing that Ou Haochen was actually observing his words and expressions, could Chi Zao say anything angry?!
Of course not、The girl's careful thinking was instantly satisfied。
"Why are you angry, I just want to know if you were brainwashed by the salesman?"
"No, I think she makes a point." Ou Haochen thought about it and shook his head decisively.
"Harm, you can't join a pyramid scheme, or you'll be the first one to be sold."
"Cut~ I'll help you carry it," said Ou Haochen about to take the plastic bag in Chi Zaozao's hand.
"No, I can mention it myself."
"No, I feel distressed when your hands are frozen outside this winter." After speaking, he forcibly changed the plastic bag in Chi Zao's hand into his own hand.
Looking at Ou Haochen's domineering appearance, Chi Zao's heart had already been warmed, and the deer in his heart was fluttering.
"Oh," Ou Haochen said to Chi Zao with his pockets open,
The knowing Chi pursed the corners of his mouth early, and stretched out his bare hand into Ou Haochen's pocket.
What if you want to die of sweetness?!!
Brother kill me!!
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"Hmm~~" Xiaoqiu, who came out of the door to take out the garbage, stretched lazily,
Prepare for tomorrow's exams!
Just in case,
Xiaoqiu deliberately looked back and forth several times, and she was relieved to make sure that Chen Yi's dead ghost was not nearby.
"Xiaoqiu! Ernie !! ”
A sudden roar dispersed from the large garbage can,
"Ahh!!h
Xiaoqiu, who bounced ten meters on the spot, instantly poured the trash can in her hand into the big trash can, and she was so frightened that she danced with her hands and panicked!!
"Huh?! Autumn is me! The man poking out of the trash can scratched his head apologetically.
Xiaoqiu, who saw clearly that it was Chen Yi, was suddenly angry!!
"Dead Chen Yi!! I'm going to put the trash can over your head right now!! ”
Angry Xiaoqiu, who was dancing with teeth and claws, roared angrily when he lifted the trash can.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Chen quickly ran as soon as he lifted his two legs, so that he didn't want to be put on the trash can!
"Dead Chen Yi!! Stinky Chen Yi!! Stupid Chen Yi!! There's a kind of you don't want to run?! ”
"I didn't plant it!!" Chen Yi, who was running ahead, didn't forget to turn around and answer.
"You're still not a man?! Stop me!! ”
"I don't~,"
Nonsense, can he stop this life-threatening matter?!
Panting Xiaoqiu looked at Chen Yi, who was getting bigger and bigger, and stomped his feet angrily.
Anyway, I can't catch up, it's better to ........
Thinking of this good idea, Xiaoqiu couldn't help but laugh........
She immediately changed her route, and no one could stop her from doping.
Hiding the trash can, Xiaoqiu ran to a mysterious secret base without stopping.
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Harm, I don't know why my legs are so long, every time I run, I throw Xiaoqiu away, Xiaoqiu too, every time I chase it, I don't chase it,
Chen Yi looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh,
"Ah........ This man can't be sick........" Xiao Qiu, who was secretly observing all this in the dark, watched Chen Yi's movements, and forced tears to cover his mouth and snicker.
Later, let Chen Yi, a dog man, experience the sinister !! of the world
Counting Chen Yi's pace,
Xiaoqiu's heart was also beating a little faster for some reason.
10........
9........
8........
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Xiaoqiu licked her dry lips, and her eyes were full of tricks!
3、
2、
1!!
"Are you hiding?!!
Chen Yi, who instantly enlarged his face, successfully made Xiaoqiu's pupils shrink again!! And start a pig-killing scream!!
whatfuck?!!
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Once upon a time there was a little monster,
Living on cannibalistic dreams.
A girl came running to find it:
I had a nightmare,
Can you help me eat it?
The little monster agreed.
The next day,
The girl ran again:
I had a very bad dream again,
Can you help me eat it?
The little monster agreed again.
Since then,
Every time a girl has a nightmare,
will come to this youkai.
The little monster is also used to it.
Time passes,
The girl grows up,
On this day, she came to look for the little monster again.
I have a favorite person,
I want to see him in my dreams every day.
Can you help me?
The little monster thought for a moment and said:
All right.
So it never eats anyone's dreams again,
It lived in her dreams.