"Dragon, the hot pot is a little cold, spit on the fire and make it!"

"I'm a dignified dragon, how can I ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, this hairy belly, do you still want to do it?"

"Demon King, you say, how hot do you want it?"

"Dragon, let's have an ice skill, I'm going to make a red bean smoothie."

"Don't I want to lose face? Take my skills......"

The demon king looked at the dragon, and then looked at the crystal ball beside him, and the dragon immediately squatted up, and the board was upright, "Demon king, if you have something to say, don't move the crystal ball." ”

"My Ice ......"

"Have you heard of one-stop service? If you only have ice, I'll boil some red beans for you. ”

As a result, the dragon made a red bean iceberg for the demon king, which was not a "red bean iceberg" in the dessert shop, but a real red bean iceberg, enough for the demon king to eat for two hundred years.

You ask me, why are dragons so afraid of crystal balls?

As soon as the demon king throws a crystal ball, the dragon will start playing with the crystal ball like a kitten, can you imagine? The fierce dragon is rolling around on the ground with a ball in his arms, and only the dragon himself knows how shameful the picture is.

"Demon King, did you help your grandmother cross the street again? How many times have I told you that you're a demon king and you're going to do something, you know? ”

"By the way, I helped the old grandmother over, those who honked the horn and got angry with the car, all of them were deflated by my tires, it's ruthless enough." The Demon King grinned.

"It's a shame for the demon king to be like you, and when you meet someone who touches porcelain one day, you will know that people's hearts are sinister."

"If you dare to touch the porcelain of the Demon King, it can be regarded as a courageous person, so I will give him a ride directly and make some achievements."

The dragon held his head and thought about it, and thought that this was the same reason.

"Demon King, are you helping people realize their wishes again, your Demon King's spell mark is getting less and less, this is not a joke." The dragon spun in a circle.

"It's okay, a curse mark for ten years, and it will grow back in the future, you didn't see it, that kid is so pitiful!"

The giant dragon shook his head, "Demon King, Demon King, if the Demon Dao Patriarch knew that you were doing these things, he would probably be so moved that the coffin board couldn't hold it down." ”

The more unfortunate things in this world, the stronger the power of the demon king will be, but the current demon king has not done a single evil thing, and the dragon occasionally pretends to be instructed by the demon king, goes to the castle to catch a princess, and then sends it back in a few days, which is considered to help the demon king do some performance, and maintain the legend that the demon king is very hateful.

The days of the demon king and the dragon were very peaceful, until the king invited a witch with strong magic power and said: Capture the demon king alive!

The dragon is a little panicked now, after all, it was his own good intentions to do bad things, attracting witches, plus in recent years, the country and the people have been safe, and many unfortunate things in the world have been solved by the demon king, and the demon king's mana is not much, and he will definitely not be able to defeat the witch.

The dragon gritted its teeth and decided to get rid of the witch himself.

"Demon King, I'll go out for a while."

"Going to flirt with the princess again?"

"Am I such a bad dragon?"

"You're there!"

The dragon flew away with a black line on his face, thinking that when he came back, what should he bring to the demon king?

"Forget about the cake, the demon king has been fat again recently, so bring some black tea, I heard that that thing is defeated, and it hurts me all day long, and the anger is not small." The dragon muttered to himself, and in a moment it flew over the castle.

"Old witch, come out!" The dragon shouted.

A woman of twenty-six or seventy walked out of the castle, and the dragon could see at a glance that the magic value was very high, and the beauty value was not low.

"What about the Demon King? What does it mean to send a pet out? The witch said contemptuously.

"One is that there is no demon king at all, I caught the princess, just to help the princess test the real warriors, to see if they will come to save her, I didn't ask the king for a service fee, it's already good; The second is when did I TM ever be a pet, and Lao Tzu was the first to disagree with this setting! ”

The witch and the dragon fought for three days and three nights, and embarrassingly, the dragon lost and was beaten back to his original form, a dignified man.

"Yo, I can't see it, I'm still a handsome guy!"

"I've won awards, I've not been in a good state lately, or I'll go back first, and I'll learn mana next time, don't worry, there will never be a princess being arrested in the future." The man turned around and was about to leave.

"I want to go, I want to be beautiful! The family is urging tightly, just to catch you back to get married! ”

As soon as the words fell, there were suddenly dark clouds, lightning and thunder, a black cloud poured down, and the demon king appeared, with his own BGM.

Before the witch could speak, the demon king knocked her away with a single palm, and the power of darkness enveloped the entire kingdom.

The villain died of talking too much, and the demon king still understands this truth, so he never talks about it.

On the way back, the man who was beaten back to his original form lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong.

"You don't have to help me do my performance in the future, it's good to be a kind demon king." The Demon King said.

"Oh!" The man nodded, "I was worried that your strength was getting weaker and weaker, but now why is it suddenly so strong?" ”

The Demon King turned his head to look at the man, "For me, the most unfortunate thing in the world is that you have to marry someone else!" ”

"It turns out that the demon king is jealous." The man thought to himself, smiled, transformed into a dragon, and flew so high with the demon king.

I forgot to say, the demon king is a woman, a female devil!