Chapter 17 Occasional Two

"When you say that, I remember that the school praised her for picking up money. said that she picked up 3,000 yuan outside the school, returned it to the owner through the police, and politely refused the owner's 500 yuan gratuity. ”

But what others don't know is that she was caught stealing in her dormitory before she was praised. Then after she cried out about her tragic life, her roommates believed her and forgave her. And then there's that praise you heard. ”

I felt that there was a breath in my chest, and I didn't vomit or be unhappy: "It seems that this thirty-eight is not simple!" So will she find someone to ghostwrite this time? ”

"Needless to say, in your words, she will definitely find someone to ghostwrite for the absolute value. Shen Yiyi is actually an embroidered pillow, and the silver-like pewter gun head is useless, I really don't know how she got into the school newspaper. But you don't have to worry. As he spoke, Wang Pan leaned into my ear......

"Wonderful!" I didn't expect Wang Pan to think so thoroughly, which made me ashamed.

Half a month later, the new issue of the school newspaper was sent, and I voted for the "Linjiang Immortal" that I wrote after returning from the "Three Kingdoms":

The thousand halberds want to wear the dust, and the white horse is red. Gentian gun out of Nagasaka slope. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms did not say, and those who sighed were self-conscious.

……

Shen Yiyi's article is about Zhuge Liang's "Fortune Operator":

The thatched house looked at the three times first, and the Longzhong came out later. Eight formations on the riverside, three legs.

Those who are not named and penniless, write books and re-establish them. Turning over three hundred bodies is a guest, and the name has become a clever strategy.

During the recess that afternoon, Wang Pan told me that Mr. Zhou asked me to go to the school newspaper. When I arrived, Shen Yiyi was chattering with Teacher Zhou.

Seeing me come in, Mr. Zhou nodded and waved for me to sit down. Then he said, "Looking for the two of you to come over today, the main thing is to learn about the plagiarism of "Nian Nujiao", ladies first, Shen Yiyi or you say it first." ”

"Needless to say, someone must have seen my "Nian Nujiao" in "Poetry Sayings", and then copied it in the school newspaper, but he probably didn't expect the author to be from this school." Shen Yiyi tilted her mouth and glanced at me, "Hmph! ”

"It's a good saying, but I'm afraid that some people will be inconsistent in what they say and what they say, and the thief will shout to catch the thief."

"Don't make personal attacks, say your point of view." Teacher Zhou came out at the right time to play a round.

"Then tell me, what does 'three hundred' mean in your "Fortune Operator"?" I asked.

"Aren't you discussing "Nian Nujiao" today, what do you mean by mentioning "Divination Operator"?"

"It's not interesting, I always want to ask if I don't understand, how about Shen Dacai's daughter?"

"Three hundred, ah......" Shen Yiyi said as she picked up the newspaper on the table and looked for it, "It's just that I only found three hundred yuan when I searched all over my body." ”

"Haha! Have you not heard of the three hundred warriors of Sparta? As I spoke, I secretly glanced at Teacher Zhou next to me, and the sneer on his face was full of disdain.

"Of course I know, and I still need your reminder, anyway, I'm also the editor of the school newspaper. It was just a joke, but I didn't expect you to take it seriously. ”

"I'm afraid that you won't be serious, and you dare to plagiarize if you don't learn anything." I thought to myself, editing, the garbage is almost the same, it's just an unborn brain. If it weren't for Mr. Zhou next to me, I might have blurted it out.

"Shen Dacai, prick up your ears and listen." 'Three hundred' is just a kind of borrowing, which can refer to 300 Tang poems, 300 poems, etc. This sentence is mainly used to show that the author works hard, but is depressed.

It seems that your embroidered pillow really lives up to its name. Don't say I didn't give you a chance, as long as you admit plagiarism, let's forget about "Poetry Says". ”

"Humph! Forget it, you say it, forget it. You count with me, I don't count with you, how can you prove that ......" Shen Yiyi pushed her glasses with her hand.

"Nian Nujiao."

"Yes, how can you prove that "Nian Nujiao" was written by you?"

"Count you ruthless! I can't really prove it. ”

"Isn't that okay, from the perspective of time, you are also the person who plagiarized, right, Mr. Zhou?" Shen Yiyi immediately turned her anger into joy.

"But I can prove that I wrote "Fortune Operator"."

"Less blowing there

b, you prove it to me, just by 'three hundred'? ”

"There is a saying that if you are wise and foolish, I think you are stupid and mentally retarded!"

"You're mentally retarded, your whole family is mentally retarded." Shen Yiyi didn't give Teacher Zhou a chance to interject at all, and replied without showing weakness.

"Who do you say?"

"Say yours!" Shen Yiyi hurriedly shouted, as if she felt that as long as she was loud enough, she could scare me.

"Haha, I'm really worried about your IQ."

"I don't need you to...... Fool it, don't you say what you wrote? Prove it! Just talk about not practicing fake tricks, don't just say it's useless. "I think if it weren't for Mr. Li by my side, I'm afraid my mother's ears would be hot again.

"Actually, you're still quite useful, but you don't need to go to the right place." I continued, "Didn't you say at the beginning of the lower part of the word, by an unnamed writer." You didn't even notice that, so it's no wonder Edison borrowed your name to name her light bulb. ”

"You fart!" Shen Yiyi roared at me with a blue face, and then turned his head to the other side, "Teacher Zhou......"

"I'm sure I didn't." A serious joke is Mr. Zhou's label, and we have long been accustomed to it.

"But I've recorded your conversation, I'll hand him over to the headmaster, and the headmaster will handle it." During this period, Mr. Zhou opened his mouth several times without interjecting, and finally seized the opportunity, and it was inevitable that he would have to brush his sense of existence.

"Teacher Zhou, I didn't say you ...... just now"

"Alright, that's all for today, you two go back first."

When I got out of the school newspaper, I still didn't forget to tease Shen Yiyi: "Hey! Shen Dacai girl, a friendly reminder, don't forget to ask Edison for a name transfer fee, that's a lot of money. ”

Shen Yiyi glared at me viciously, "Don't be crazy about you, who will have the last laugh." ”

The later result of the handling was: Shen Yiyi was criticized by the school and recorded a major demerit. In the new issue of "Poetry and Sayings" and the school newspaper, my "Nian Nujiao" and "Fortune Operator" were renamed respectively: an article without a name.

As for what Wang Pan whispered to me, everyone must have guessed about it.

"I have added Shen Yiyi QQ friend as a remote person. Recently, I'll be chatting with her online to let her know who I am as a poet. Then you write another poem about the Three Kingdoms, hide your name in it, and give it to her when the time comes. ”

Since then, the school newspaper has become my column. It also alludes to Wang Pan's original intention.

Although people often come to kick the gym, no one can shake the position of the champion. may be preconceived, and Shen Yiyi's plagiarism turmoil has fermented for it, so that my so-called poems are so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

As is often the case, once you decide something is good, you will do everything possible to maintain it. Everyone has a rebellious heart, and the more others slander them, the more you defend them.

It is conceivable that if everyone thinks it is good, then what power can shake its goodness? For the first time, I really felt what it means to have a lot of people.

"Brother, what are you doing in a daze?"