"Huh?" I looked up blankly and realized that the person who patted me on the shoulder was Wang Pan.

"I've been calling you for a long time, and your throat is hoarse, so you squeak?"

I touched my forehead and said with a hard smile, "It's a nice day today." ”

"No, you weren't going to be brewing any more poems, were you? I have long said that poetry does not support people, the sea of poetry is boundless, and you should write novels honestly. ”

Wang Pan put his hand on my shoulder again, and said in Andy Lau's voice, "Believe me, that's right." ”

Don't say it, a serious girl like Wang Pan is cold, if it weren't for my profound skills, I would really be a little unable to catch it.

"Who said that poetry doesn't support people, look at your brother and I'm not a suave ......"

"Oh! Can you be more disgusting, hurry up and wipe the snot, a handful of age, can you pay attention to the image? ”

I thought to myself: it seems that humor is really contagious. It's just that Wang Pan's joke still sounds too serious, not as casual as when I complain.

"If there is wind, it will dry naturally, so why do it."

"With such a slippery mouth, why don't you talk about cross talk? It's okay to calm down the scolding war in the school newspaper. ”

"A scolding war caused by a girl?"

"You can say that, so to speak!" Wang Pan stroked her ponytail with his right hand and said:

"It started with the article 'Girl, don't be like this', and the next issue was full of articles such as 'Boy, are you so good?', 'Boy, who gave you the courage', 'Young man, you're in trouble' and so on.

"It's okay, from heads-up to group fighting. With such a big scene, are you still afraid that there will be no audience? ”

"What a scene! Mr. Zhou has decided to publish articles related to this and will not publish them again from this issue onwards. ”

I slapped my thigh and raised my voice and said:

"Don't mind, what a gimmick! Not only can the school newspaper, which was high at the time of its establishment, be able to mingle with the masses without boasting about it, but also allow some people who are lost on the edge of cognition to passively introspect. You don't see that you can do "my day and three provinces and my body" throughout the ages, which one is not everyone. I wonder if our school will have a few such people in the future. ”

"I don't quite understand what you're talking about, but it sounds reasonable."

"It makes sense to add absolute value. Hurry up and persuade Mr. Zhou, don't fail to board. ”

"I'll do my best. Brother, I have one more thing to ask you for help with. Of course, I understand that trying my best is just an impossible euphemism, so I can't help but feel a little depressed, but this emotion is just a flash, after all, life is not as good as it should be, where can I take care of so much.

"What's the matter? In addition to making a personal promise, I will never give up. I joked, as if to reflect the mood of the moment.

"It's really a promise by example. Pretending, pretending, pretending to be my boyfriend, though. ”

"What's the situation, you want to hear about it?"

For a moment, I thought that this question was very contrived, like some wise people who often foresee before others say it, but pretend not to know, it stands to reason that it should be as smooth as silk, how can it be artificial?

The reason is nothing more than my own perspective and the emotion of the self-deprecating wild personality, and I naturally have insight into all this, just like the saying goes, 99% of the truth is also false. But then it turned out that my prediction was just a joke.

"There is a person named Shen Xiaofeng in the second (4th) class of high school, who met at the birthday party of a junior high school classmate not long ago. After that, he buzzed around me like a fly all day long, and he was annoyed. ”

"Why is it from the fourth class, and the surname is Shen, it can't be Shen Yiyi's relatives, right?"

"I don't know, but the brain is a bit like that."

"Edison's light bulb!" I'm still proud of my wit back then.

"Brother, you really can do it. actually said in public that Shen Yiyi was an idiot. ”

"That's not as fierce as her, scolding the teacher for farting in person."

"Haha, seriously, can you help?"

"Help, of course! But don't bother. I'll just go and talk to him. "I don't know where I got my confidence, and I didn't think about how big it was before I had to introspect.

"You're not going to do anything to anyone, are you?"

"Oops, you're distressed!"

"Distressed...... It's weird, it's true that I'm upset. Wang Pan hurriedly said, and after that, she reached out and opened Cihai, which was lying on the table, and pretended to look very serious. I deliberately looked back and forth, thinking that a teacher had suddenly arrived.

"Don't worry! Your brother and I are civilized people, and we pay the most attention to convincing people with reason. "I secretly thought in my heart: I am convincing people with reason, so I don't know how Qian Duo convinces people.

"Okay, let's try your plan B first-convince people!" After seeing that I agreed, Wang Pan hurriedly got up and walked away. It made me feel like a sea of words on the table, and I didn't know how to arrange and combine Chinese characters.

"Who are you going to convince with reason, boss?" Qian Duo asked while scratching his head.

"Can you help your grandmother when she falls?" I don't even know when Qian Duo came over.

"What are you talking about, where is there an old woman?"

"You don't care where it came out, in a word, can you help or not?"

"Fu, of course Fu!"

"How?"

"Do you still use your mouth to help?" Qian Duo lifted his pants and said.

"Okay, grandma, leave it to me. Duozi, why don't you go and chase a fly for me? ”

"One grandmother, one fly, boss, what kind of tai chi are you doing?"

"Shen's Taiji, aha, there is a person named Shen Xiaofeng in the fourth class, who has been pestering Wang Pan recently, but Wang Pan doesn't call him. The organization plans to send you to do ideological work, enlighten and enlighten him!"

Qian Duo raised his hand and saluted me with a fake and shoddy version of the military salute, "Please rest assured organizationally, No p."

oblem!”

"Alright, you can get out."

……

Qian Duo, my best friend, junior high school classmate, our friendship began with a three-on-three ball game.

I remember a weekend in the second year of junior high school, we played basketball on the field court, and then we came to a few martial arts schools (at that time, kung fu was hot, and there were martial arts schools everywhere. Advertisements about martial arts schools on TV are also overwhelming. The little ruffian has to make an appointment with us to fight three against three.

You say you'll fight, but they don't admit defeat when they fight badly, and blame us for being too serious. As the game progressed, their movements got bigger and bigger, and so did our anger, and finally the two sides finally got into a big fight.

After a mutual fight, Qian Duo was a mess of what I admired (in his words). The boss in the front and the brother in the back shouted, you have to learn kung fu from me.

In fact, I don't know any kung fu, but I have been practicing blindly with the second master of the village for a while.

In the beginning, he just asked me to run with sandbags strapped to my wrists and ankles, jump boxes, open my hips, and practice his homemade barbells, dumbbells, horizontal bars, and parallel bars.

In the end, I was taught seven moves: straight, hook, hook, hook, forward, back, side kicks, plus a defensive stance: hands on the chest.

One of the things he said to me the most was, "Don't put your hands down at any time." "It wasn't until I watched Clint Eastwood's movie Million Dollar Baby that I believed his words and was glad I wasn't a fighter.

As for Qian Duo, I was sorry later.