"Gilded ......" Zhao Min thought for a while and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"I just can't tell you." Seeing that she was still puzzled, I smiled and continued, "Not suitable for children!"

"Cut ......" Although Zhao Min's answer made people feel that she was unimpressed, at the same time, a trace of imperceptible shyness flashed on her face.

"Uh-huh." I cleared my throat and finally knew that I had gone too far and that it was time to cut back to the chase.

"Why don't you have a cup of monkey treasure to moisten your throat first, big ...... Division? Zhao Min said with a wicked smile.

For a thousandth of a second, I was "confused". I didn't expect Zhao Min, who has always been intellectual and gentle in my eyes, to have such a lively side.

I also want to mention the title of master here: I have been fond of poetry and poetry since I was a child, and when I was in the fifth grade of primary school, I began to imitate the style of quatrains in Tang poetry to write so-called poems.

Although I learned initials and finals early in the morning, I didn't know what rhyme was until I was in junior high school. I'm ashamed to say that after high school, I can write some specious so-called poems and lyrics.

Later, it was published in the school newspaper, so some people began to call me a great poet, and in later words: ironically, I became a master by shouting.

There is much more of a joke than respect for the word "master" in the present world, but despite this, the person being called is still very useful.

I think it's not the word "master" that is demonic, but some people who accept it even though they know they shouldn't accept it. If you are scolded by others, you have to say thank you, how cheap and smart it is!

"Hey, Master, what's wrong? Go on! ”

"Oh! Let's listen to the next breakdown. "Actually, what I want to say is to listen to me, but I was in a trance just now......

"Huh? Let's listen to the next breakdown. You went out of your body and said that you just came back from the storytelling, right? Zhao Min didn't wait for me to answer, and smiled and teased, "Hey! I said next time, why don't you watch Wu Song Wu Erlang first? ”

People may be like this, no matter how long you keep the original state, once you jump to another state, it will be difficult to go back, maybe you don't know that the latter is actually the true self that suppresses the unknown!

The excitement of being trapped in the cage for the first time cannot be concealed, and what can be concealed may be that the self is still trapped in the cage. Later, every time I thought of this moment, I would smile, happy that Zhao Minben was out of trouble, and even more pleased that I was unaware of the goodbye love for Zhao Minben and me at that time.

"Speaking of that, Wu Song...... Hehe, you took them all to the ditch. I raised my hand and gently held Zhao Min's right hand and slowly put it down, breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "Next time, I will return to Yanhui!" But this name is good, so that the title of master is worthy of the name. ”

"Cut ......" Zhao Min twisted his head to the side and chuckled disdainfully, but this disdain was warm, such as the words of the people in the cross talk were self-degrading auxiliaries, not the cold contempt of the jealous.

"I said this classmate, are you really okay if you're so irritable?" I said in the tone of Teacher Li.

"Alright, alright! I'm scared of you. Before I could answer, she added, "It's hard for you to learn so much." ”

"Thanks, then I, next time, continue to ......"

"Ah...... Are you brave enough to say it again? Zhao Min said word by word, for her righteous threat, it is a sweet enjoyment I have been looking forward to for a long time. Maybe her acting skills are not good enough, maybe this is the "poor acting" instructed by the director of the real-life drama.

"Haha!" I chuckled and said, "I'll say next time, that's me, and keep talking." But since you have an opinion, then don't talk about it and change the subject. ”

"Oh, this next time, then you better continue to break it down!"

"That's it...... Alas, why do you think I can't remember? But if someone compliments me......" I patted my head with my left hand and glanced at Zhao Min with a frown.

Zhao Min was silent for a while, looked up at me, and said, "This master is not simple, clever in tongue, and tongue-in-cheek, and his humor is not ordinary, not ordinary. Leaning back and leaning forward, swaying left and right, it belongs to him laughing and laughing. ”

"Obediently rumbling holes, quick thinking!" Although I was praising thoughtlessly, I secretly said in my heart: Okay, you Zhao Min, you are teasing me without a dirty word, so you can use the other way to repay the other person, and kill people!

After thinking about it, I continued, "Oh, I still can't remember!" ”

"Ouch!" I felt that the right arm holding Zhao Min's left hand was slightly twisted by her.

"Now, remember?"

"Uh...... I remembered, I remembered!" I looked at Zhao Min's right hand with his mouth in motion, and said cooperatively.

"Really? It seems that it is easier to use your hands than to use your mouth! ”

"Hey, that's not necessarily." I said with a wicked grin.

"Would you like to try it?" Zhao Min said and put my right hand towards her mouth.

"Wait a minute, how can such a great good thing be so hasty, how can it take more than a hundred years to grind!"

"Huh! No matter how poor you are, I really bite? As she spoke, she opened her mouth, "Ah......" The back of her hand was rubbed by her, and she felt itchy, and at the same time her heart was itchy.

"Okay, okay, not poor." I continued, "It's just that once after the recess exercise, Qian Duo came to me and told me that there was a girl in the next class, that is, you, who had a very special posture for exercises. He told me to stand in the back the next time I was doing the drill and stand in line, and enjoy it. ”

At this point, I would like to say that at that time, we didn't really distinguish between tall and short when we stood in line during class. It's a two-way column, with the girls in front and the boys standing behind the last girl.

I don't know why, but at that time, almost no one in our class wanted to stand next to the girls, so they all hid behind. Maybe I'm slow to react, and I'm almost always the first person in the column to stand next to the girls.

If it weren't for the girl standing in front of me who carried out the woman in height more thoroughly, "the wind will destroy it", I guess I wouldn't be able to hide.

The head teacher, Mr. Zhou, did express his opinion on this matter, but it was useless, after all, he would not come to supervise the exercises, and later the behavior of prohibiting the free choice of the order of standing according to personal preferences was gone.

I think it's probably because everyone has to spread out during the exercises, and it doesn't look very uneven!

"Huh, is it special?" Zhao Min asked with flushed cheeks and a pair of big innocent eyes.

"I don't know!"

"Really?" Zhao Min continued with a half-annoyed smile, "Speaking of special, who can have him Qian Duo special!" By the way, I don't know if you've heard of it, it's about Qian Duo going to the physical education teacher to ask for leave? ”

"Leave? What can be so special about taking time off? ”